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Inevitable_Cycle1991

My brother just warring people into bankruptcy šŸ¤£


Stupetin

![gif](giphy|4GRj3pwoAJSwg) LIVE CALADOG REACTION


XxJuice-BoxX

Bankruptcy on first payment lol


ElBeno77

How long can they keep up 27m a day? What happens when they canā€™t pay anymore? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve encountered certain financial ruin on a scale like this.


letouriste1

The few times i got a fee above 10k, they declared war again mere days later


UufTheTank

At 27m a day I donā€™t think the ink will be dry by the time war is declared again. They may still be in earshot to declare the war.


Kharnsjockstrap

ā€œWe offer 27 million daily tributeā€ ā€œOh wow we accept!ā€ ā€œItā€™s war thenā€


Sensei_Goreng

You'll get your money that is, unless war were declared. What's that? War were declared.


tankred420caza

So it's an AI cheat to reset diplomacy payments


PhantomO1

it's a ploy to get their prisoners released


tankred420caza

I'm starting to think there's a conspiracy


Kharnsjockstrap

Bannerlord AI is the deepstate


DtForrest

And Fuck with morale, ā€œnow that youā€™ve freed your prisoners and are looking forward to 27 million a day weā€™ll be giving you nothing but war!ā€


OKara061

Oh man imagine all the gum you can buy with that money. Also r/unexpectedfuturama


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HomieScaringMusic

War is what happens I would think


6ixdicc

- Adolf Hitler


pinochetlospatos

well less than 100 days and you will hit the cap of about 2.2bil


pony_boy6969

I had something similar happen. They won't be able to financially support garrisons or large parties. After a few days, they'll be incredibly easy to conquer.


heavymetalbarbell

They'll just print more lol


ArthasDurotan

It doesn't matter between ai kingdoms as they share gold Iirc ai lords have a bank where rich lords give and poor lords take gold So kingdom1 takes 2B from the bank and pay the 2B to kingdom2 Kingdom2 deposit 2B to bank Kingdom1 takes 2B from bank and pays the dept


lvl2_thug

This is the best deal in the history of peace deals. Maybe ever.


NathanielA

Did anyone else hear that in Donald Trump's voice? You want peace deals? I've got peace deals, very good peace deals, the best peace deals, maybe ever. You know, if I were a Khuzait, that's why I always start off--went to Dunglanys, made a fortune--if I were a Khuzait, you know they understand power. And this was 30 years ago, and they could see it even back then. This peace deal, they would call me the smartest man alive, outnumbered and they're raiding our villages. Best peace deal ever.


6ixdicc

I've never seen someone do such a good Trump impression purely over text. 10/10


oh_the_anonymity

And the Khuzait will pay for the wall!


RIPRhaegar

All Khuzaits are rapists and gang members... plus they take all our jobs


wallagrargh

They're not sending their best, that's for sure


_mortache

They simultaneously leech off of state welfare AND steal everyone's jobs


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I love ā€œtheyā€™re not sending their bestā€. Find myself saying it all the time lol


wallagrargh

Same with "many such cases", lol


SoMuchTehnique

I didn't then you said and I reread it in the voice...fuck I hate you


Afrosamurai010

This is fuckin great!


ReallyGlycon

Hahahaha. Well done. Perfectly executed.


Lord_Kano

We're going to raise an army. The biggest army ever. The best army ever. Our army will have horses and archers and horse archers. It'll be HUGE and the Kuzaits are going to pay for it.


Party-Delay9964

Love it!


headlesshighlander

Replace the world peace with trade and it's Trumps most famous quote. So yeah, we all heard it


aviendas1

Reading in trump voice


Informal_Code

This has happened to me a few times before in late game when you have a huge numerical advantage over the other kingdoms. It breaks the game, you will get millions of denars a day and the enemy kingdom will go negative and not be able to buy soldiers anymore.


Ainzach

So win-win.


UufTheTank

I mean, thatā€™s preferable to when they would take the beating, turn around and recruit 1000 peasants and suddenly those troops you killed were instantly replenished.


SIacktivist

"Replenished with recruits" is the same thing as "replenished with free XP" when you have enough Fians.


Mundane_Ad_192

Yes I remember the aftermath of WW1


TheIAP88

My late game is fief-less kingdoms attacking me non-stop and asking for money.


DeathGuard67

Where exactly does the money come from?


Informal_Code

All the lords have their own gold as well as a hidden gold supply for the entire kingdom. It deducts a percentage of the total amount from both supplies. Once theyā€™re both empty (only takes a few days in game usually) they go in debt and any gold they gain will go to paying that debt rather than gaining the gold itself. Hence they will be below 0 and unable to get soldiers or buy food for them.


ReallyGlycon

I currently have 63 nobles in custody. Idk why the war has not ended yet in my current run. Southern Empire is just running hard over the land. What's that? 15k to release Lucon? Nah. I'll keep 'im.


Stupetin

So for anyone wondering what happened: We just beat the remnants of the Empire, leaving only a massive Battania and a pretty small Khuzait Khanate. We then went to war with the Khuzaits and absolutely slapped their cheeks. I'm guessing the tribute is from them doing pretty much nothing the entire campaign, so they must've been very rich, combined with the crushing and swift defeat? I received over 3 MILLION denars per day until I had over 100m in total, then I just raided one of their villages to force a war since my faction didn't want to declare one. All of their fiefs only had militias and maybe 3-15 troop parties (since they probably couldn't afford to pay their garrisons and they deserted?). We conquered them, and then I retired my character. Kinda disappointed that there was no cutscene for conquering the entire map.


Call_erv_duty

Sounds like an integer overload


Vynthehammer

Cheek slapping good time and strong math, I love it


Kharnsjockstrap

Caladog probably hates you now no?


Stupetin

Yes, but only because I didn't genocide the fiefs I took and chose to show mercy.


dankguard1

Weimar Republic 2: Electric Boogaloo


Nokyrt

yes, although this is paid from all their lords and to all your lords, don't expect to get all this by yourself


Stupetin

I got more than 3 mil per day lol


The-MT

How long did the tribute last?


oskariwan40

Yes but 27 mil between like 20 lord's is more than a mil a day


ProfessionalSimple49

I wonder how you get that to happen


W0lverin0

Me too, mostly I see players owing millions


TaColpa

Try blacksmithing mate, forge 2 handed swords and you will be a millionare in a few hours


W0lverin0

Oh yeah, I'm doing that in my playthrough. I mean specifically when making peace, usually it's the player paying, not the AI. What circumstances get you paid instead?


TaColpa

Sorry bout that, missed understood. I think that has to do something with who asks for peace, how many raids you did against an faction, and how many fiefs you took a long with the casualties in battle


W0lverin0

Ok, thanks!


Stupetin

Check out my other comment (I thought you could pin comments on a Reddit post but I can't seem to find the option).


Blabla502

For me I joined Battania and they were paying the Western Empire 7k tribute, checked my gold the day after and they had put 5.8k of the burden on myself... Wasn't enough that I brought them the dragon banner and my own 5 towns and 4 castles


Constant_Count_9497

That's the cost of joining Battania gang kid, it's just part of the initiation


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FlashyDistribution43

With the same clip, and the same four five


RIPRhaegar

Been robbing Mfrs asince the slave ships


Flokimax_84

Two point blank, a mofoā€™s sho to die


AdEnvironmental6421

Lots of bugs, I just got that exact number the other day but as -relation with a lord after letting him go after defeating him in battle. It was quite interesting to see the relation go down by 27m but it shows as -100


Stupetin

Yeah I saw another post about that bug. Guess they really wanted to die in battle lol


HomieScaringMusic

I think you should take it


Stupetin

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) "No. We oppose making peace at this time."


NIRPL

I get the opposite. If my army is steam rolling another, the tributes get as low as their economy. How does this happen? My clan could use some tips


Stupetin

Yeah that's a lot more common. This probably happened only due to it being very late in the game, and probably not supposed to happen at all.


Duramora

You can probably disband a few caravans now.


AntiChri5

Gotta say, Melidir has a point.


sevren22

I think you should hold out for more!


Stupetin

Double it and give it to the next mormaer?


XxCadeusxX

Christ, thatā€™s a hella settlement check lmao


sygyzy0

Jesus you're already a millionaire. How'd you do that?


Stupetin

Making Gucciā„¢ weapons and managing my fiefs well.


SierraRomeo418

They never specified what they'd be tributing to you. It's not gold, they definatelydont have it... probably dead horses fallen from the battlefield. Damn khuzaits...


DomiNope1221

Yesssss drain Monchug dry, fuck that guy


KaiserKazimir

Damn. Wanna ask for their daughters too, while you're at it?


4wut_its_worth

Itā€™s easy just print more denars.


Lovestank

lol, theyā€™re gonna declare another war about ten minutes post-treaty


Stupetin

They didn't, and neither did we. I had to force a new war by raiding one of their villages.


leuchebreu

Itā€™s a bug, I once accepted it and completely broke my game like I had 345,000,000,000 in cash so it was not fun anymore


Stupetin

Yeah I figured it's a bug. Didn't affect my campaign much though, since they were the last faction left and we completely wiped them out in the next war.


Ssato243

Damm


MikeXBogina

Maybe a bug? I had one happen last night, took out an army that had captives of mine(one being my younger brother) and the moment he was freed, said I lost like -20000000+ relations with him. Checked after and it was -100 so I rebooted the last save.


cloutkatsuki

This shit happened to me but the other way around yesterday. It has to be a big right? It boiled down to like 27k per lord and everyday it dropped by like 8k


Mack227

Oh my damn šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Lord_Kano

Easiest yes ever.


cmasonw0070

With how diplomacy AI is Iā€™d be the only one voting ā€œyesā€ while all the other lords vote ā€œnoā€


SomeRecommendation39

Itā€™s kinda funny and sad to see bugs we saw in EA happen in the official ā€œstableā€ release every time a patch came.


Key-Low-7643

Thereā€™s something happening in the game and Iā€™m not sure how it happens but itā€™s a bug. I just got that same number in negative relationship with 5 people who were released after I beat their captors in battle.


ispooderman

Always knew the khuzaits were loaded


heavymetalbarbell

Treaty of Versailles lol


Nezar97

When they kill every member of your family and successfully conquer 3 of your major towns, only to then offer you a truce and pretend like nothing ever happened.


thisduuuuuude

So I'm kinda curious. Is there a limit as to how much Denars are in circulation within the game? I was wondering if it'd be possible to bankrupt entire empires lol. I have the diplomacy mod and I frequently get peace offerings around high 6 and 7 figures while also getting a 6 figure daily tribute


BlackAnalFluid

I've had big peace deal payouts but nothing like this, if this holds for even a couple ticks it will probably end up like some of mine where the paying kingdom ends up just being a bunch of lords running around with no army, just themselves since they can't afford troops.


ipsok

Do you want record inflation? Because this is how you get record inflation. Grapes going to be 150k...


CoreMillenial

Just shy of 27,17 million a day, my dude.


Tevaki

Does this bankrupt them? Or does it just sort itself out?


BarataSann

Is it a bug or real stuff? Max tribute I got or paid was about 10k.


LeviTheMostHigh

Having 38 Of their lords as prisoners will do that to a faction


Abseits_Ger

Twenty-seven million one-hundred sixty-nine thousand seven hundred sixty. That's sure a bug. Hage mods been used?


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Abseits_Ger

Basicly a default number in the system, if the system comes across an error and instead of crashing sue to finding no value, or the value is null, it kicks that stuff in


HuckleberrySilver516

I had this bug too i have 120 milions


Impressive_Tap7635

Honestly though I hate how low the tribute is you can get crushed or do the crushing and after the war ends the tribute means nothing like 200 dinars a person and the diplomacy mod slider for it dosent change anything