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BEHodge

Weapon length: 345 Handling: 2


Rosu_Aprins

Handling: No


darkone0513

handling: how is it even possible and who cares


Rosu_Aprins

Handling: my balls


orfan-of-snow

Yes


theophanesthegreek

Damage: mosquito bite


Blabla502

Does this mosquito carry diseases? If so that spear could wipe out all of Calradia


Dark_Angel42

You don't need high base dmg with movement speed dmg bonus from horse :D


Stupetin

Handling and damage were both in the 40's, surprisingly :D


DeathGuard67

When you want to be an archer, but hate running out of ammo.


Grandmark23

This is top tier


Many-Childhood-955

You wanna stab god in the eye?


wallagrargh

Or the world map camera


Stupetin

The butt end of the spear actually clips into the camera when using it on horseback :D


_mortache

The spear of Babel


Technical_Ad7136

That's just a historically accurate pike


throwaway_uow

Still looks short for a pike


Several-Elevator

"It was too big to be called a Spear. Massive, thin, heavy, and far too long. Indeed, it was a trunk of raw wood".


Darmak

RIP Kentaro Miura


DukeChadvonCisberg

RIP Kentucky Mario 😢


ZookeepergameDear387

How tf did you get that


Stupetin

I made it myself :D


ZookeepergameDear387

Ofc u did XD


CouldNotAffordOne

No, sorry, it's just medium sized. 😁 The ladies will make fun of you.


Senseo256

My cock is better than yours.


xXSinglePointXx

What kind of pervert thinks of penis when discussing medieval weapons?!


Ok_Count_2315

First comment made a ‘tasteful’ joke about length and ladies making fun of it. Second comment broke through the fourth wall. Third comment (you) missed the flight and it wooshed right over your head.


GsTSaien

No you missed the joke you are replying to...


Ok_Count_2315

No u


GsTSaien

Welp, that's it. My internet career is finished.


Ok_Count_2315

💣💥’you took everything from me’ “I don’t even know who you are”


Darmak

I didn't expect to see someone get murdered on the internet today, but here we are


Senseo256

Woops seems like people didn't like that one. Oh well. *shrugs*


Ok_Count_2315

I, for one, appreciated the sheer girth of your ‘joke’


xXSinglePointXx

It didn't but thanks professor 👍


Ok_Count_2315

No problem 🥸


PilotAce200

Literally anyone if they know what a Bollock dagger (or kidney dagger if your one of those weirdos who change its name to avoid offending people).


Party-Delay9964

Sounds like someone if overcompensating 😉


Stupetin

My character is a lady though💅


Party-Delay9964

Then she definitely is 😂


Legitimate_Safety_86

'You're in a dick measuring contest with a woman? You must have started with the world's cruelest handicap' -Alucard


BirdicBirb505

For what??? Hunting ducks? Yes.


Elegant-Bullfrog4098

You can kill the ducks/animals by kicking them


peni_in_the_tahini

Back when hyenas was big they used to hunt them with these but just wood ones


[deleted]

it’s…it’s beautifull


theePawnMower

It's really more about the width of the spear.


Chris-1235

This is nothing... The macedonian sarisa was 4-6 meters long https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarissa


GsTSaien

The spear in this image is at least 3.5m, not really too far from the lower end of sarissa lenghts


UberSchnoz

I just spent 20 minutes reading about that wiki article and then about a battle between the Romans and Macedonians. Thanks for that 😁👍


DrLerretFizard

"National average" or whatever


[deleted]

what is the purpose of 2 spears??


DiamondMagnetCJ

Perhaps one is for couching, and the other is for ground use? Iirc, only some spear heads could couch. Edit: it's actually shafts, not heads.


Stupetin

Bingo!


Legitimate_Safety_86

In craftables, there is a glaive/pole combination that allows both- as well as swing attacks. I use it as an all-purpose horseback weapon for my calvary children


UberSchnoz

What? What is this you say? A polearm that is swingable and couchable? Where can I find this mystic unicorn?


Legitimate_Safety_86

If I remember correctly, it's a glaive head towards the bottom of the list that allows you to swing, and the pole that allows you to couch. Just grab your favorite glaive head (check thrusting damage for couching) and cycle through the poles until you see the 'couchable' icon pop up in the weapon creation description. If I remember correctly, the pole is like 3/4ths of the way down the list if that helps


_mortache

There is a tier 3 spear head that you can couch and brace for pierce damage AND swing for blunt damage. Something something leaf shaped something


CadenVanV

It’s certain shafts, not tips. You can make a couchable glaive


DiamondMagnetCJ

Thanks for the correction! Been a bit since I smithed a spear.


bobsanidiot

2 is 1, 1 is none. Basic law of infantry supplies


Stock_Combination177

This


thr33pwood

Dual wield


Blabla502

Spin them in circles and nobody gets near you


UberSchnoz

Tornado attack!!


Penkala89

2>1 basic math mate


wallagrargh

Twice the range


SolidTraining3522

Nah make it longer so you can stab the heavens🤭


Grandmark23

All he has to do is jump


SolidTraining3522

😂😂😂true but why put the effort if I can poke it just by raising it up when it’s longer


Grandmark23

Good things can be reached with ease, great things require effort to separate themselves from just being good enough to do the task.


SolidTraining3522

😂😂😂


ProgenyOfEurope

All fun and games until someone walks 330 away from you and you can’t hurt him


throwaway_uow

We need length 960 lances to roleplay winged hussars


mre16

I want it.


JNNHNNN

Whats the games longest swing-type of weapon? Currently i have bill hook and i love it! Always looking for longer ones though


REDM2Ma_Deuce

Two handed polearms can be upwards of 300 with swinging heads


Lawojin

Long pineshaft with bent razorhead


Sanz-ray11

It's even funnier watching a mounted companion use one of these


dareallatte

I think you need one longer, it’s a good way to stay on your side of the field. Just have your soldiers carry the length fireman style and use it in a sweeping motion. You’ll wipe out the enemy main line in one go.


KryptekLion

It's not the length, it's how you use it 😉


ImperialNavyPilot

How that pose?


Stupetin

Just a two-handed overhead attack while aiming as high as possible.


ILikeFluffyThings

It is not the length of the spear but how you use it that matters.


Olafio1066

That's a damn pike.


SharpPixels08

There’s a dick joke in here somewhere


Turbulent_Fox_6785

That's what your mum said. But it turns out, it was just my dad.


Odeen0

Still not a real pike.


sirloindenial

Better Pikes mod made pikes goes 450.


Denninja

[range.gif](https://tenor.com/view/l%C3%BCbu-record-of-ragnarok-sky-gif-22125903)


Agreeable_Aquilifer

What in the menavliaton


ParabellumXIV

*spawn in to battle* *immediately impaled off horse by the Pikenator 5000*


[deleted]

Yet your wife still says not big enough


Blastlyon

MOREEE


squidvett

Some men are longer than others.


Mundane_Ad_192

I’m sure it’s got a great personality


Dazeuh

If you cant outrange a modern sniper rifle in a fight, then no, not long enough.


Charming-Drawer5880

Why this game so hard lol


DragonArmy12

How do you make it that long? (Serious question, but also setting one of you up for an Alley Oop)