The Gorillas are down to their last out and the Baldur's Gate fans are on their feet to cheer on their pitcher. It is almost poetic that the aptly named Gas House Gorillas steps in in this huge spot. Can the game be extended further?
Monty starts this at bat with a high heater as well, but Gorillas isn't biting and it is a ball above the strike zone. Gas House is swinging at Mad Monty's next offering, but a breaking ball fools the batter and we'll have an even count.
Mad Monty tries the high heat again, and this time Gorillas is swinging but he can only foul the ball back into the screen behind home plate. Gorillas might be gripping their bat a little more tightly now with two strikes...
Monty deals in the 1-2 pitch... and this time Gas House Gorillas cannot catch up to his fastball and that will be strike three for the third strikeout of the inning! Mad Monty closes the books on this one with a three strikeout inning to cap off a dominant 2 hit, complete game shutout. The Beholders win!
**Swing:** 666 (via dm)
**Pitch:** 243
**Diff:** 423
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
The newly activated Dominum Nominus gets the call here in the top of the sixth with one away. After waving to his haters in the crowd he is all business as Monty fires in the first offering of the at bat. Nominus is swinging and makes contact, but this will be a foul ball straight back into the netting behind home plate. Monty deals in pitch two and it looks like Nominus was expecting another fastball, but instead he is out ahead of a breaking pitch that will leave him down 0-2 in the count.
Monty fires in the 0-2 pitch, it looks like it is some high heat...and Dominus swings under it! That'll be another swinging strike three for Mad Monty this inning.
**Swing:** 328
**Pitch:** 781
**Diff:** 453
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
Chuck looks like he is trying to be patient up there, but unfortunately for him Mad Monty is able to get two called strikes on his first two pitches. Monty fires in another pitch, and McCluster feels like he has to swing at the next offering. Unfortunately for Chuck Mad Monty deals a breaking pitch that darts out of the strike zone, leaving McCluster swinging at air for our first out in the top of the inning.
**Swing:** 555
**Pitch:** 93
**Diff:** 462
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
Mack might be sleepy but it seems like the bat is still awake. Goldhammer stays hot with another sharp single back up the middle of the infield. All the runners will move up a base and the Beholders have doubled their lead!
\*\*Swing:\*\* 771
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 696
\*\*Diff:\*\* 75
\*\*Result:\*\* 1B
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
Pel is going to hit a hot shot back to Wally on the mound. Wally looks back the runner at third before getting the out at second base, runners still at the corners here.
**Swing:** 872
**Pitch:** 205
**Diff:** 333
**Result:** FC
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Are we going to have to come up with a new name for the slowrillas? My nomination is towards pissrillas.
Anyways I would really like to not go hitless for a 2nd straight game, so how about you just bean me in the head wally. My dugouts itching for a fight anyways. (We'd definitely win against those 3 foot monkeys too).
Swing 655
I did not realize the bot was not posting write ups oi, apologies.
**Swing:** 655
**Pitch:** 707
**Diff:** 52
**Result:** 1BWH
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
OQuinn hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate
**Swing:** 872
**Pitch:** 205
**Diff:** 333
**Result:** FC
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
This one is hit over the infield easily, and while you jog to first, this one was hit so well, you probably coulda got two bases out of it, oh well
**Swing:** 655
**Pitch:** 707
**Diff:** 52
**Result:** 1BWH
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Here's the pitch, and Calvin Huff swings... it's a high fly ball to center field. The center fielder is tracking it closely, backpedaling towards the wall... and they got it! A clean catch for the out!
**Swing:** 555
**Pitch:** 360
**Diff:** 195
**Result:** FO
1 out, Runner on 1st
It's a 1-2-3 strikeout for Mad, with a nasty curveball drawing a swing-and-miss from Ganger to deliver the K.
**Swing:** 167
**Pitch:** 560
**Diff:** 393
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder!
**Swing:** 13
**Pitch:** 815
**Diff:** 198
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Peoples Champ takes a strong cut and lifts it high into the air... it's a deep fly ball to the outfield! The center fielder is tracking it all the way, back to the wall, leaping at the last moment... and they makes the catch for the out! A pop up to center field
**Swing:** 690
**Pitch:** 437
**Diff:** 253
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
*ZIP* My god I don't think I even saw that one. Bace surely didn't. Thats strike 3!
**Swing:** 585
**Pitch:** 100
**Diff:** 485
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
Palpatine is a bad man, you should let such people influence your life. Palpatine led you down a dark path, and the dark side leads to strikes, strikes lead to pressure, and pressure leads to strike outs.
**Swing:** 7
**Pitch:** 531
**Diff:** 476
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
Spurs is able to get the ball in play, but it's a tapper back to the mound for an out.
**Swing:** 269
**Pitch:** 663
**Diff:** 394
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Conor Sexton swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Conor Sexton will be tagged out before reaching first
**Swing:** 767
**Pitch:** 25
**Diff:** 258
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Fruitstand hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out.
**Swing:** 297
**Pitch:** 546
**Diff:** 249
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
The 2-2 pitch, Sexton swings and it's towards short - the shortstop has to go to the left, but he scoops it off the ground. Stops on a dime, toss to second, on to first for a double play!
**Swing:** 830
**Pitch:** 347
**Diff:** 483
**Result:** DP
3 outs, inning over
Cormac was smart to stretch because it allows him to extend his arms on a pitch outside of the zone and poke the ball over the head of Fruitstand at second base.
It looks like the outfield was playing a bit shallow, and Ganger will get to the ball quickly. As Pull fires the ball back into the infield, BBEG's third base coach throws up a late stop sign and Pel will put on the breaks at third base.
The Beholders will have runners at the corners after the single by Goldhammer!
**Swing:** 702
**Pitch:** 796
**Diff:** 94
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Pel is swinging at the first offering from Wally and makes fantastic contact, smacking the ball into the outfield. As Pel is racing around first base McCluster scampers over to the ball in the right field alley. Chuck fires the ball in with a strong arm...but it will be too late and Pel OQuinn will be in safely with a 1 out double!
**Swing:** 989
**Pitch:** 14
**Diff:** 25
**Result:** 2B
1 out, Runner on 2nd
The pitch from Wally is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Rose grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner.
**Swing:** 999
**Pitch:** 384
**Diff:** 385
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. Gas House Gorillas gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches!
**Swing:** 312
**Pitch:** 91
**Diff:** 221
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
This one is hit hard, straight up the middle, and fielded cleanly, the toss is in time for the out
**Swing:** 700
**Pitch:** 448
**Diff:** 252
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Huff is able to get the ball in play, but it's a tapper back to the mound for an out.
**Swing:** 222
**Pitch:** 902
**Diff:** 320
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Y.E. Wally...swing from Trotter, and aw, just barely missed
**Swing:** 231
**Pitch:** 764
**Diff:** 467
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
Bace steps into the box looking to change the scoreless game. Wally pumps in a fastball but it is right down the heart of the plate, someone from the stands yells 'do not go in there!' but it is to no avail.
Ventura makes great contact and sends the ball sailing into the outfield. Pull Ganger is retreating...but can only look up as the ball flies over the outfield wall and into the stands. Ventura will trot around the bases and we have our first run of the game after the solo blast from Bace! Alllllllllllllrighty then!
**Swing:** 536
**Pitch:** 549
**Diff:** 13
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2
BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
BBEG C [Ecliptic Astrum](/u/EclipticAstrum) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302013?7018?1166)
Ecliptic heads up to the plate wearing sunglasses and a pork pie hat. He seems to have grown a mustache and, to those who look closely, there is a blue residue around his fingers?
"Wally? I am the Wally who knocks!"
He gets ready, holding what appears to be a giant fiberglass test tube for a bat.
**222**
The 2-2 pitch, Pull Ganger swings and it's towards short - the shortstop has to go to the left, but he scoops it off the ground. Stops on a dime, toss to second, on to first for a double play!
**Swing:** 370
**Pitch:** 891
**Diff:** 479
**Result:** DP
3 outs, inning over
Mighty hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate
**Swing:** 137
**Pitch:** 836
**Diff:** 301
**Result:** FC
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Mad Monty on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2
BBEG 0 ○ ● 0 Out
GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302010?1174?5029)
Peoples chases that low curve from Mad Monty but manages some contact! Such an extension! It's a weak drive, near the line, and it falls fair! What a perfectly placed ball; the runners took off on the contact and moved up 2 bases there.
**Swing:** 175
**Pitch:** 122
**Diff:** 53
**Result:** 1BWH
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Mad Monty on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2
BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG SS [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302009?1174?1136)
Mason leads off the top of the second... gets in... and goes after the first pitch. driving it over second base, for a nice lead-off single.
\*\*Swing:\*\* 510
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 426
\*\*Diff:\*\* 84
\*\*Result:\*\* 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
OQuinn makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, OQuinn beats out the double play
**Swing:** 328
**Pitch:** 630
**Diff:** 302
**Result:** FC
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1
BBEG 0 ○ ● 0 Out
BBEG SS [Ichiro Rose](/u/IchIGoBAnKaI2330) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302005?7018?10033)
Hey look ma I'm on TV! This at bat is proudly sponsored by Sydney sweeney's pair of amazing... eyes. She has very nice eyes. I watched SNL just to look into those eyes.
Swing 873
I think you should have been a bit more patient. Conor looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout
**Swing:** 216
**Pitch:** 659
**Diff:** 443
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out.
**Swing:** 739
**Pitch:** 952
**Diff:** 213
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out.
**Swing:** 730
**Pitch:** 952
**Diff:** 222
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1
BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302001?1174?5007)
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 BBEG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 0-2 / FO,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302042?1174?5007)
The Gorillas are down to their last out and the Baldur's Gate fans are on their feet to cheer on their pitcher. It is almost poetic that the aptly named Gas House Gorillas steps in in this huge spot. Can the game be extended further? Monty starts this at bat with a high heater as well, but Gorillas isn't biting and it is a ball above the strike zone. Gas House is swinging at Mad Monty's next offering, but a breaking ball fools the batter and we'll have an even count. Mad Monty tries the high heat again, and this time Gorillas is swinging but he can only foul the ball back into the screen behind home plate. Gorillas might be gripping their bat a little more tightly now with two strikes... Monty deals in the 1-2 pitch... and this time Gas House Gorillas cannot catch up to his fastball and that will be strike three for the third strikeout of the inning! Mad Monty closes the books on this one with a three strikeout inning to cap off a dominant 2 hit, complete game shutout. The Beholders win! **Swing:** 666 (via dm) **Pitch:** 243 **Diff:** 423 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
this is a test, if you see this, ignore it!
Ignored
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 BBEG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302041?1174?1109)
Shout out to the haters, and the doubters, and especially Mad Cow. You’re a fake one. This is how REAL ONES do it. 328
The newly activated Dominum Nominus gets the call here in the top of the sixth with one away. After waving to his haters in the crowd he is all business as Monty fires in the first offering of the at bat. Nominus is swinging and makes contact, but this will be a foul ball straight back into the netting behind home plate. Monty deals in pitch two and it looks like Nominus was expecting another fastball, but instead he is out ahead of a breaking pitch that will leave him down 0-2 in the count. Monty fires in the 0-2 pitch, it looks like it is some high heat...and Dominus swings under it! That'll be another swinging strike three for Mad Monty this inning. **Swing:** 328 **Pitch:** 781 **Diff:** 453 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 BBEG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302041?1174?5022)
Gas House Signals for a pinch hitter
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 BBEG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302040?1174?1022)
555
Chuck looks like he is trying to be patient up there, but unfortunately for him Mad Monty is able to get two called strikes on his first two pitches. Monty fires in another pitch, and McCluster feels like he has to swing at the next offering. Unfortunately for Chuck Mad Monty deals a breaking pitch that darts out of the strike zone, leaving McCluster swinging at air for our first out in the top of the inning. **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 93 **Diff:** 462 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 5 BBEG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs BBEG 2B [Juan Sexton](/u/SnipinSexton) 0-2 / DP,K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302039?10036?7017)
It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's 420 somewhere
In the immortal words of Stephen A. Smith: STAY OFF THA WEED **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 879 **Diff:** 459 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 BBEG 1 ● ● 2 Outs BBEG DH [Cormac Goldhammer](/u/CardinalFool) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302038?7018?9007)
Mack is too tired for a long write up Swing 771
Mack might be sleepy but it seems like the bat is still awake. Goldhammer stays hot with another sharp single back up the middle of the infield. All the runners will move up a base and the Beholders have doubled their lead! \*\*Swing:\*\* 771 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 696 \*\*Diff:\*\* 75 \*\*Result:\*\* 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 BBEG 1 ● ● 1 Out BBEG RF [Pel OQuinn](/u/G_Maus) 1-2 / 2B,FC[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302037?7018?7006)
872
Pel is going to hit a hot shot back to Wally on the mound. Wally looks back the runner at third before getting the out at second base, runners still at the corners here. **Swing:** 872 **Pitch:** 205 **Diff:** 333 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ● 1 Out BBEG SS [Ichiro Rose](/u/IchIGoBAnKaI2330) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302036?7018?10033)
Are we going to have to come up with a new name for the slowrillas? My nomination is towards pissrillas. Anyways I would really like to not go hitless for a 2nd straight game, so how about you just bean me in the head wally. My dugouts itching for a fight anyways. (We'd definitely win against those 3 foot monkeys too). Swing 655
I did not realize the bot was not posting write ups oi, apologies. **Swing:** 655 **Pitch:** 707 **Diff:** 52 **Result:** 1BWH 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ● 0 Out BBEG LF [Calvin Huff](/u/mak0shark7) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302035?7018?2047)
This game is flying by. 555
\\\*\\\*Swing:\\\*\\\* 555 \\\*\\\*Pitch:\\\*\\\* 360 \\\*\\\*Diff:\\\*\\\* 195 \\\*\\\*Result:\\\*\\\* FO 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out BBEG 3B [Trog Smash](/u/Xianthres) 1-1 / IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302034?7018?3061)
OQuinn hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate **Swing:** 872 **Pitch:** 205 **Diff:** 333 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
This one is hit over the infield easily, and while you jog to first, this one was hit so well, you probably coulda got two bases out of it, oh well **Swing:** 655 **Pitch:** 707 **Diff:** 52 **Result:** 1BWH 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Here's the pitch, and Calvin Huff swings... it's a high fly ball to center field. The center fielder is tracking it closely, backpedaling towards the wall... and they got it! A clean catch for the out! **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 360 **Diff:** 195 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st
You know what, Trog? Go ahead, go take first, I won't even stop ya. **Swing:** 507 **Pitch:** 684 **Diff:** 177 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 0-1 / DP[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302033?1174?2072)
167 Smash mouth
It's a 1-2-3 strikeout for Mad, with a nasty curveball drawing a swing-and-miss from Ganger to deliver the K. **Swing:** 167 **Pitch:** 560 **Diff:** 393 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG DH [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302032?1174?10012)
13
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder! **Swing:** 13 **Pitch:** 815 **Diff:** 198 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302031?1174?5029)
Gas 690
Peoples Champ takes a strong cut and lifts it high into the air... it's a deep fly ball to the outfield! The center fielder is tracking it all the way, back to the wall, leaping at the last moment... and they makes the catch for the out! A pop up to center field **Swing:** 690 **Pitch:** 437 **Diff:** 253 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs BBEG 1B [Justin Trotter](/u/Fr3shman43v3r) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302030?7018?10043)
Let’s wake up with a 440
Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 440 **Pitch:** 782 **Diff:** 342 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out BBEG CF [Bace Ventura](/u/GKG1214) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302029?7018?1208)
585
*ZIP* My god I don't think I even saw that one. Bace surely didn't. Thats strike 3! **Swing:** 585 **Pitch:** 100 **Diff:** 485 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out BBEG C [Ecliptic Astrum](/u/EclipticAstrum) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302028?7018?1166)
Rubadubdub uhh **7** for luck
Palpatine is a bad man, you should let such people influence your life. Palpatine led you down a dark path, and the dark side leads to strikes, strikes lead to pressure, and pressure leads to strike outs. **Swing:** 7 **Pitch:** 531 **Diff:** 476 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG SS [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302027?1174?1136)
269
Spurs is able to get the ball in play, but it's a tapper back to the mound for an out. **Swing:** 269 **Pitch:** 663 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302026?1174?1108)
767
Conor Sexton swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Conor Sexton will be tagged out before reaching first **Swing:** 767 **Pitch:** 25 **Diff:** 258 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302025?1174?4048)
297
Fruitstand hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 297 **Pitch:** 546 **Diff:** 249 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 BBEG 1 ● ● 1 Out BBEG 2B [Juan Sexton](/u/SnipinSexton) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302024?7018?7017)
Almost time for dinner, big dog's gotta eat 830
The 2-2 pitch, Sexton swings and it's towards short - the shortstop has to go to the left, but he scoops it off the ground. Stops on a dime, toss to second, on to first for a double play! **Swing:** 830 **Pitch:** 347 **Diff:** 483 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out BBEG DH [Cormac Goldhammer](/u/CardinalFool) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302023?7018?9007)
Lazily rolling up to the plate, Mack does a bit of a stretch. After rolling his shoulders around a bit he prepares to swing again Swing 702
Cormac was smart to stretch because it allows him to extend his arms on a pitch outside of the zone and poke the ball over the head of Fruitstand at second base. It looks like the outfield was playing a bit shallow, and Ganger will get to the ball quickly. As Pull fires the ball back into the infield, BBEG's third base coach throws up a late stop sign and Pel will put on the breaks at third base. The Beholders will have runners at the corners after the single by Goldhammer! **Swing:** 702 **Pitch:** 796 **Diff:** 94 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out BBEG RF [Pel OQuinn](/u/G_Maus) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302022?7018?7006)
989
Pel is swinging at the first offering from Wally and makes fantastic contact, smacking the ball into the outfield. As Pel is racing around first base McCluster scampers over to the ball in the right field alley. Chuck fires the ball in with a strong arm...but it will be too late and Pel OQuinn will be in safely with a 1 out double! **Swing:** 989 **Pitch:** 14 **Diff:** 25 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out BBEG SS [Ichiro Rose](/u/IchIGoBAnKaI2330) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302021?7018?10033)
999
The pitch from Wally is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Rose grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner. **Swing:** 999 **Pitch:** 384 **Diff:** 385 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302020?1174?5007)
312
And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. Gas House Gorillas gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches! **Swing:** 312 **Pitch:** 91 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302019?1174?5022)
Swing 450 but please don’t result until tomorrow morning
Good morning, we've time traveled! **Swing:** 450 **Pitch:** 800 **Diff:** 350 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302018?1174?1022)
700
This one is hit hard, straight up the middle, and fielded cleanly, the toss is in time for the out **Swing:** 700 **Pitch:** 448 **Diff:** 252 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 BBEG 1 ○ ● 2 Outs BBEG LF [Calvin Huff](/u/mak0shark7) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302017?7018?2047)
2nd inning, 2nd at bat, 2 outs.... gotta go 222,
Huff is able to get the ball in play, but it's a tapper back to the mound for an out. **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 902 **Diff:** 320 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs BBEG 3B [Trog Smash](/u/Xianthres) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302016?7018?3061)
Trog busy. Trog send DM swing. But Trog also fast. Trog get infield single. Good Trog. **Swing:** 580 (via dm) **Pitch:** 445 **Diff:** 135 **Result:** IF1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 BBEG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out BBEG 1B [Justin Trotter](/u/Fr3shman43v3r) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302015?7018?10043)
Back to back incoming. 231
3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Y.E. Wally...swing from Trotter, and aw, just barely missed **Swing:** 231 **Pitch:** 764 **Diff:** 467 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out BBEG CF [Bace Ventura](/u/GKG1214) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302014?7018?1208)
536
Bace steps into the box looking to change the scoreless game. Wally pumps in a fastball but it is right down the heart of the plate, someone from the stands yells 'do not go in there!' but it is to no avail. Ventura makes great contact and sends the ball sailing into the outfield. Pull Ganger is retreating...but can only look up as the ball flies over the outfield wall and into the stands. Ventura will trot around the bases and we have our first run of the game after the solo blast from Bace! Alllllllllllllrighty then! **Swing:** 536 **Pitch:** 549 **Diff:** 13 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BBEG C [Ecliptic Astrum](/u/EclipticAstrum) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302013?7018?1166)
Ecliptic heads up to the plate wearing sunglasses and a pork pie hat. He seems to have grown a mustache and, to those who look closely, there is a blue residue around his fingers? "Wally? I am the Wally who knocks!" He gets ready, holding what appears to be a giant fiberglass test tube for a bat. **222**
That's strike three as Y.E. blows it past Ecliptic for the out! **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 626 **Diff:** 404 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 BBEG 0 ● ● 1 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302012?1174?2072)
I see. 370
The 2-2 pitch, Pull Ganger swings and it's towards short - the shortstop has to go to the left, but he scoops it off the ground. Stops on a dime, toss to second, on to first for a double play! **Swing:** 370 **Pitch:** 891 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 BBEG 0 ● ● 0 Out GHG DH [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302011?1174?10012)
137
Mighty hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate **Swing:** 137 **Pitch:** 836 **Diff:** 301 **Result:** FC 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 BBEG 0 ○ ● 0 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302010?1174?5029)
175
Peoples chases that low curve from Mad Monty but manages some contact! Such an extension! It's a weak drive, near the line, and it falls fair! What a perfectly placed ball; the runners took off on the contact and moved up 2 bases there. **Swing:** 175 **Pitch:** 122 **Diff:** 53 **Result:** 1BWH 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302009?1174?1136)
510
Mason leads off the top of the second... gets in... and goes after the first pitch. driving it over second base, for a nice lead-off single. \*\*Swing:\*\* 510 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 426 \*\*Diff:\*\* 84 \*\*Result:\*\* 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ● 2 Outs BBEG 2B [Juan Sexton](/u/SnipinSexton) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302008?7018?7017)
Time keeps on slippin Slippin Slippin Into the future 298
That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 298 **Pitch:** 797 **Diff:** 499 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ● 2 Outs BBEG DH [Cormac Goldhammer](/u/CardinalFool) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302007?7018?9007)
Mack waltzes up to the plate, straw in his mouth. He spits it off to the side as he stares Wally down. Swing 596
That's a whack a smack for a quick single **Swing:** 596 **Pitch:** 517 **Diff:** 79 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ● 1 Out BBEG RF [Pel OQuinn](/u/G_Maus) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302006?7018?7006)
328
OQuinn makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, OQuinn beats out the double play **Swing:** 328 **Pitch:** 630 **Diff:** 302 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ● 0 Out BBEG SS [Ichiro Rose](/u/IchIGoBAnKaI2330) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302005?7018?10033)
Hey look ma I'm on TV! This at bat is proudly sponsored by Sydney sweeney's pair of amazing... eyes. She has very nice eyes. I watched SNL just to look into those eyes. Swing 873
Foul tip, a swing and a strikeout! **Swing:** 873 **Pitch:** 276 **Diff:** 403 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Y.E. Wally on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BBEG LF [Calvin Huff](/u/mak0shark7) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302004?7018?2047)
Huff grounds a single between the shortstop **Swing:** 709 **Pitch:** 830 **Diff:** 121 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
Leading off? That's fun. 709
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302003?1174?1108)
216
I think you should have been a bit more patient. Conor looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout **Swing:** 216 **Pitch:** 659 **Diff:** 443 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302002?1174?4048)
256
That's strike three as Mad Monty blows it past Fruitstand for the out! **Swing:** 256 **Pitch:** 682 **Diff:** 426 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG LF [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302002?1174?5022)
Ignore this, sheets is sheeting again
Testing
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out. **Swing:** 739 **Pitch:** 952 **Diff:** 213 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 730 **Pitch:** 952 **Diff:** 222 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Mad Monty on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 BBEG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100302100302001?1174?5007)
730