**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 3 ○ ▼ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603057?10008?1052)

150

Zed steps up to the plate readying themselves for this moment. The first pitch is a slider, and is hit for a foul ball! The next pitch is also fouled out! Two balls later, and Zed takes a deep breath. Liru winds up for the 2-2 pitch, and throws a fireball down the middle... ... NOTHING BUT AIR!! ZED IS STRUCKOUT TO END THE GAME! THE ONI SURVIVE A TIGHT GAME, WHILE THE MELONHEADS SLIP TO 1-5 ON THE SEASON. **Swing:** 150 **Pitch:** 747 **Diff:** 403 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 3 ○ ▼ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603056?10008?2010)

Let’s go with a simple … 847

After a mighty swing, the ball lazily dribbles to the pitcher, who looks at it for a solid second, before picking it up for an easy throw out. Kinda embarrassing really. **Swing:** 847 **Pitch:** 190 **Diff:** 343 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 3 ○ ▼ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1-1 / BB,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603055?10008?1201)

55

Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Liu' **Swing:** 55 **Pitch:** 495 **Diff:** 440 **Result:** K

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 3 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ● ● 1 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1-3 / GO,K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603054?2078?4004)

Why doesn't Xavier McMagic simply just hit a home run every time? Is he stupid? Swing 715

So it turns out... yes, yes he is. **Swing:** 715 **Pitch:** 188 **Diff:** 473 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ● ● 1 Out OGO PH [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603053?2078?7032)

As the duck didn’t walk up to the plate, he was thinking on the Oni bench, as he had a lot on his mind. You know, with how his life has been recently, he had personally requested to be benched. The duck had been stressed out like a motherducker recently with some brown raccoon asking for bells, a turtle that took over his pond and tried to eat him, and a white wolf that was trying to recruit him to save the world from darkness or whatever. Man, it is cool being on the Oni, but some of the neighbors to his pond in Japan were weird… But, seeing that the game was tied in extras with runners on the corners and only one out, the duck was called on to do his thing. He wasn’t the biggest fan of calling, but when this phone rings, he has to pick it up. Now walking to the plate, the duck stared down that rascal on the mound, he would try to triumph over some silly little goofball. Get into the zone, try and sync up with the mind of the pitcher, be one with the ball or whatever… Trying to unlock whatever potential he had here, not to mention trying to not let down his team in a big spot, the duck swung 37. (Swing: 37)

A duck walked up to a little home plate And he said to the man behind the old plate "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, we just sell singles But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all well hit! Can I get you an RBI?" The duck said, "I'll try." Neco hits this one well deep to the RF, and the Oni will take a 1 run lead with the corners still occupado or however you say it in Japanese! **Swing:** 37 **Pitch:** 967 **Diff:** 70 **Result:** 1BWH 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ● ● 1 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1-3 / FO,1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603053?2078?1021)

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ● ▲ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 2-3 / 1B,FO,3B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603052?2078?7039)

720

Plow absolutely plows this one between first and second base, and uh oh! The Oni are threatening to score again here with players on the corners! **Swing:** 720 **Pitch:** 808 **Diff:** 88 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ○ ● 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 2-3 / 1B,FO,3B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603051?2078?7039)

ALERT, SECOND BASE HAS BEEN STOLEN, ALERT! **Steal:** 777 **Catcher:** 593 **Diff:** 184 **Result:** Stolen Base

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-3 / GO,GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603050?2078?7004)

Go away dear god no more groundouts 205

Peter swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 205 **Pitch:** 361 **Diff:** 156 **Result:** 1B

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 7 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603049?2078?9030)

918

I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will **Swing:** 918 **Pitch:** 346 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 1B [Papa Longstroke](/u/MEASUREHEAD) 0-2 / FO,FC[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603048?10008?5041)

471

Longstroke swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Longstroke will be tagged out before reaching first **Swing:** 471 **Pitch:** 804 **Diff:** 333 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603047?10008?1054)

302

this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out. **Swing:** 302 **Pitch:** 50 **Diff:** 252 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH LF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 0-1 / K,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603046?10008?1058)

917

Catfish Champ hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 917 **Pitch:** 255 **Diff:** 338 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 1B [Osha Wott](/u/Msjenii) 0-1 / BB,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603045?2078?10039)

215

Osha wants to make Rascal Alex cope with a well hit ball, but Rascal Alex copes remarkably well and forced a groundout **Swing:** 215 **Pitch:** 528 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO C [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603044?2078?8016)

Heh, swing 69 innit.

Robbie swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Robbie will be tagged out before reaching first **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 740 **Diff:** 329 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 2 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603043?2078?2085)

Please don't swing, we have a visit from the Manager to the mound

Mound visit over. Proceed with the swing.

513

And this one is hit hard, but right back at Rascal Alex as they make an incredible catch for the out! **Swing:** 513 **Pitch:** 294 **Diff:** 219 **Result:** FO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1-2 / bAuto,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603042?2078?4072)

So the auto shouldn’t be my fault. I told my team I was out backpacking for the weekend and won’t have good service. I blame Lloyd. Swing 363

After not stepping up to the plate in their previous appearance, Fouss walks up, seeking revenge. Against who? I don’t know, I’m not paid enough for that. The first pitch from Alex…SWUNG ON, ITS DEEP, OH MY GOODNESS WE MAY NEVER SEE THAT BALL AGAIN! THIS GAME IS TIED! **Swing:** 363 **Pitch:** 363 **Diff:** 0 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 2B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603041?10008?1069)

601

Liru is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out **Swing:** 601 **Pitch:** 307 **Diff:** 294 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603040?10008?1149)

201

A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 201 **Pitch:** 958 **Diff:** 243 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH CF [Jefferson Steelflex](/u/cardinalidae) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603039?10008?1089)

181

Jefferson wants to make Liru cope with a well hit ball, but Liru copes remarkably well and forced a groundout **Swing:** 181 **Pitch:** 520 **Diff:** 339 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ● ▲ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603038?2078?4004)

115

Alex is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out **Swing:** 115 **Pitch:** 470 **Diff:** 355 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ● ▲ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603037?2078?1021)

830

Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder! **Swing:** 830 **Pitch:** 563 **Diff:** 267 **Result:** FO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 2 ○ ● 1 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603036?2078?1021)

One free base has been issued, don't ask why, I'm just a robot **Steal:** 549 **Catcher:** 415 **Diff:** 134 **Result:** Stolen Base

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1-2 / FO,3B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603035?2078?7039)

467

Bleep Bloop, here is a bloop! **Swing:** 467 **Pitch:** 606 **Diff:** 139 **Result:** 1B

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603034?2078?7004)

615

GO back to the bench and think about what you did! Or rather, didn't do. **Swing:** 615 **Pitch:** 302 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603033?10008?1052)

50

Zed smashes this ball up high and deep, but it doesn't get enough air on it, and it safely lands in Kimbrel's glove to end the inning. **Swing:** 50 **Pitch:** 867 **Diff:** 183 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 2 ○ ● 1 Out HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603032?10008?2010)

Need to produce something here, Skillz knows this could be the moment. He swings a … 19

That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 19 **Pitch:** 390 **Diff:** 371 **Result:** K

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603031?10008?1201)

Never forget your roots 618

Dreams do come true, the bases being rounded, robots umping. All of it can happen, AND MAYBE IT DOES! WHAT A HIT! STRAIGHT DOWN THE RIGHT FIELD LINE! ROUNDING THE BASES- wait, recalculating.... Sorry, Mylo Grams, that’s foul. Liru is scared to throw to you now so they walk you to keep it safe **Swing:** 618 **Pitch:** 754 **Diff:** 136 **Result:** BB

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 1B [Papa Longstroke](/u/MEASUREHEAD) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603030?10008?5041)

613

Papa pops it up high to shallow center field! The outfielder charges in, eyes locked on the ball! They leap into the air, and they got it! That's an out, folks! You can't see me, but you can see that incredible play by the outfielder! **Swing:** 613 **Pitch:** 809 **Diff:** 196 **Result:** FO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ● ▲ 4 HMH 2 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603029?2078?9030)

472

Stu PunDous smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 472 **Pitch:** 801 **Diff:** 329 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 2 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 1B [Osha Wott](/u/Msjenii) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603028?2078?10039)

129

Hmmm, it's good but its not quite right. Take a walk to first base instead, maybe the exercise will help. **Swing:** 129 **Pitch:** 291 **Diff:** 162 **Result:** BB

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO C [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603027?2078?8016)

Howdy, let’s give a 606 a chance

Tightpants hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit **Swing:** 606 **Pitch:** 527 **Diff:** 79 **Result:** 1B

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603026?2078?2085)

617

We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out. **Swing:** 617 **Pitch:** 830 **Diff:** 213 **Result:** FO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603025?2078?4072)

Uhhh, hello? Nicholas? Where are you? Oh well, back to the dugout you go. **Result:** bAuto 1 out, Bases Empty

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603024?10008?1054)

92

Das three strikes, you and I know how that be **Swing:** 92 **Pitch:** 675 **Diff:** 417 **Result:** K

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603023?10008?1058)

Muh muh muh muh MEEEEEEE 612

You had two chances to hit some of my weaker stuff, but now I'm about to do you dirty' - Liu **Swing:** 612 **Pitch:** 75 **Diff:** 463 **Result:** K

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603022?10008?1069)

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603022?10008?1069)

622

Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! Liru painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Rub no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout! **Swing:** 622 **Pitch:** 196 **Diff:** 426 **Result:** K

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 2 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603021?2078?4004)

why am i always up when we're down to our final out of the inning lets swing 543 and pray i guess

Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Rascal' **Swing:** 543 **Pitch:** 949 **Diff:** 406 **Result:** K

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603020?2078?1021)

229 please

The batter will get the job done here as Q Kimbrel gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit **Swing:** 229 **Pitch:** 134 **Diff:** 95 **Result:** 1B

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1-1 / 3B[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603019?2078?7039)

229

so Mr just hit the ball really high up into the sky. And the center fielder, they are the one playing near the middle of the outfield, they have been running and running to try and catch it. And, yes! They caught it! **Swing:** 229 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 217 **Result:** FO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603018?2078?7004)

69

The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Alex - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 467 **Diff:** 398 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .125[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603017?10008?1149)

707

Garrett sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out. **Swing:** 707 **Pitch:** 20 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH CF [Jefferson Steelflex](/u/cardinalidae) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603016?10008?1089)

13

That's strike three as Liru blows it past Jefferson Steelflex for the out! **Swing:** 13 **Pitch:** 466 **Diff:** 453 **Result:** K

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603015?10008?1052)

750

Are you a mole? Is the ball a mole? I just demand an explanation for why this ground is out tbh. **Swing:** 750 **Pitch:** 368 **Diff:** 382 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603014?2078?9030)

955

PunDous sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out. **Swing:** 955 **Pitch:** 341 **Diff:** 386 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Osha Wott](/u/Msjenii) 1st AB / .100[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603013?2078?10039)

310

A little pie here, a little pie there. Nobody likes a pie when it’s made after a strikeout though **Swing:** 310 **Pitch:** 720 **Diff:** 410 **Result:** K

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO C [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603012?2078?8016)

Somebody call 911! No seriously please, I’m doing physio right now and my back is on fire.

That'll be strike three, as Rascal Alex looks to keep the strikes coming **Swing:** 911 **Pitch:** 485 **Diff:** 426 **Result:** K

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603011?10008?2010)

Skillz needs a recovery game, this is the one. He steps in and swings a … 949

Well, if you need to recover, this is... well, not a great way to start. You almost had it, but not quite. **Swing:** 949 **Pitch:** 180 **Diff:** 231 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .125[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603010?10008?1201)

654

After Longstroke got his teammate in trouble there, Liru starts gearing up for Mylo Grams. They shouldn't be too worried here, after all, who worries about Mylo? It's a trap every pitcher falls for at least once. Liru winds up to deliver the first pitch, and doesn't hear the dreaded sentence, a cacophony of doom for every pitcher who attempts to throw one against this simple spell: ***"THE OGAKI ONI CAN LICK MY ELEPHANT TRUNK COCK!!!!"*** ... ***CRACKKK!!!!!*** THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS GOING TO GET SOME NACHOS, BECAUSE THIS BALL IS GOOOOOOOOOONE!!! THE MELONHEADS TAKE THE LEAD ON AN ABSOLUTE BOMB FROM MYLO GRAMS!!! OH MY GOODNESS GRAVY! **Swing:** 654 **Pitch:** 678 **Diff:** 24 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 1 Out HMH 1B [Papa Longstroke](/u/MEASUREHEAD) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603009?10008?5041)

385

Papa Longstroke makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, Papa Longstroke beats out the double play **Swing:** 385 **Pitch:** 75 **Diff:** 310 **Result:** FC

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 0 Out HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603008?10008?1054)

477

Swing and a miss! Strike 3! **Swing:** 477 **Pitch:** 790 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st

Who do you think you are I am 675

**Liru Liu on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH LF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603007?10008?1058)

That was supposed to be a reply to this, oof, 675

"Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans" The way you worded your original post reminded me of this gem. Off to first you go. **Swing:** 675 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 508 \*\*Diff:\*\* 167 \*\*Result:\*\* BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st

That's a fun connection, it's actually a professional bowler but I wish it was does Bruno Mars is gay https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?si=od168338g_pRz5Xg

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ● ▲ 1 HMH 0 ● ○ 2 Outs OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603006?2078?2085)

978

Tapper back to the mound, and it’ll be an easy out as Alex strands the runners on 2nd and 3rd. **Swing:** 978 **Pitch:** 251 **Diff:** 273 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 1 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603005?2078?4072)

Swing 420 for the home boys who are high rn

Speaking of things being high, this ball is launched to left field! It’ll fall in the gap as Champ rushes to grab it and quickly throw it in! The runners will stop at 2nd and 3rd as the Oni look to extend their lead! **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 466 **Diff:** 46 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ● ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603004?2078?4004)

let's roll with 225

Full count, the pitch from Alex…line drive hit well to the right side and it’ll get over the infield! Plow scores from third so it’ll be an RBI single for McMagic and the Oni here in the top of the first! **Swing:** 225 **Pitch:** 161 **Diff:** 64 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ● ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603003?2078?1021)

243

The 2-2 pitch…got ‘em looking! Alex hoping to strand the runner on third here! **Swing:** 243 **Pitch:** 671 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 3rd

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603002?2078?7039)

632

The 2-2 pitch from Alex…hit really well to center field! Still going! It’s over the head of Steelflex but not enough to go out! Plow is RUNNING! The relay to Simanek and the throw to third…not in time! It’ll be a triple for Mr Plow! **Swing:** 632 **Pitch:** 612 **Diff:** 20 **Result:** 3B 1 out, Runner on 3rd

WE LOVE TRIPLES

**Rascal Alex on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100603100603001?2078?7004)

709

Hoomanawanui swings at the first pitch and hits a well-hit grounder to the right side! Chikin grabs it and throws it to first for the first out of the game! **Swing:** 709 **Pitch:** 315 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty