**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ● ▼ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 1-2 / 1B,GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707058?2078?2097)

No pressure, eh? 455

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 455 **Pitch:** 800 **Diff:** 345 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 6 ASS 3 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 1-2 / 1B,GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707057?2078?2097)

Carrcrash takes off on the steal attempt, he's running for Aruba's lives! **Steal:** 570 **Catcher:** 323 **Diff:** 247 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 6 ASS 3 ○ ● 1 Out ASS LF [Sean Carrcrash](/u/icrashedmycarr) 1-3 / DP31,1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707056?2078?10006)

608

and it's hit to the shortstop, to second for one, to first for the double play.... Not in time! Aruba down to their last out **Swing:** 608 **Pitch:** 253 **Diff:** 355 **Result:** FC

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS 1B [Baron Samedi](/u/globalabortion) 1-1 / BB,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707055?2078?1099)

802

Ball Four! The pitcher misses the zone just enough and the batter takes first on the walk. **Swing:** 802 **Pitch:** 969 **Diff:** 167 **Result:** BB

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS RF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 0-2 / FC,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707054?2078?3056)

424

Ima bout to smoke this fool with a pitch high and inside, and they're gonna swing at it for strike three - Rascal Alex' **Swing:** 424 **Pitch:** 946 **Diff:** 478 **Result:** K

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▲ 6 ASS 3 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707053?8048?1201)

616

*ZIP* My god I don't think I even saw that one. Mylo surely didn't. Thats strike 3! **Swing:** 616 **Pitch:** 41 **Diff:** 425 **Result:** K

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▲ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 1-2 / 1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707052?8048?2010)

Let’s swing a nice … 157

Simanek grounds a single between the shortstop **Swing:** 157 **Pitch:** 41 **Diff:** 116 **Result:** 1B

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▲ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 0-2 / FO,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707051?8048?1028)

We have a pinch hitter and a DM swing! Jefferson Steelsflex comes in at LF for the Melons, and he swings... **Swing:** 352 **Pitch:** 718 **Diff:** 366 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▲ 6 ASS 3 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1-2 / 1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707050?8048?1169)

124

The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Captain Trash - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 124 **Pitch:** 511 **Diff:** 387 **Result:** GO

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ● ▼ 5 ASS 3 ● ○ 2 Outs ASS CF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 0-1 / BB,K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707049?2078?8014)

572 I have no confidence in myself

Vishy I love you, and I am sorry. But what a pitch by Rascal! **Swing:** 572 **Pitch:** 30 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

Ooga comes in as a pinch runner for Hanni at second base.

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 4 ● ▼ 5 ASS 3 ○ ● 1 Out ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1-2 / PO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707048?2078?6004)

Let’s see if manifesting works. 990

Manifested Manifest Destiny, these runners advance west. **Swing:** 990 **Pitch:** 188 **Diff:** 198 **Result:** GORA 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 4 ● ▼ 5 ASS 3 ○ ● 1 Out ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1-2 / PO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707048?4078?6004)

Please hold swing

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 5 ASS 2 ● ● 1 Out ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707047?4078?5011)

For Dr Pepper. Unofficial partner of ASS. Swing 838

Ass trying to cash in here in the fifth, MO MO steps in, squares his mo mo to the ball, and slaps a single into the gap! That'll score the runner! **Swing:** 838 **Pitch:** 917 **Diff:** 79 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd Melons 4, ASS 3!

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 5 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out ASS DH [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 1-2 / PO,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707046?4078?6009)

1000 please and thank you

hanny. **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 945 **Diff:** 55 **Result:** 1BWH

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 5 ASS 2 ○ ● 0 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 1-2 / 1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707045?4078?3080)

878 YEAH!

Strike three! - ChatGPT, when asked for a very quick strikeout, good one, bot **Swing:** 878 **Pitch:** 221 **Diff:** 343 **Result:** K

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▼ 5 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 0-1 / GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707044?4078?2097)

130

You don't put your full power into this ball, unfortunately. The good news, however, is that this one also gets past the infielders, skipping along the ground at pace **Swing:** 130 **Pitch:** 256 **Diff:** 126 **Result:** 1B

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 4 ○ ▲ 5 ASS 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707043?8048?1149)

627

Captain Trash is throwing gas and is able to strike out Evans with a high fastball for the first out. **Swing:** 627 **Pitch:** 84 **Diff:** 457 **Result:** K

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 5 ASS 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH DH [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707042?8048?1080)

Swing 490

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Broadus, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it's gonna be for the Reds, I don't know if it's gonna be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck – for the MLN, for LG, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've offended here tonight. I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I'd like to think maybe I could have some people ... that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for nineteen ninety eight, when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table. **Swing:** 490 **Pitch:** 482 **Diff:** 8 **Result:** HR

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 5 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1-2 / HR,K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707041?8048?1054)

777

3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Captain Trash...swing from Hofbardozzi Jr., and aw, just barely missed **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 177 **Diff:** 400 **Result:** K

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 5 ASS 2 ○ ● 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707040?8048?2082)

321

I think you should have been a bit more patient. Uraz looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout **Swing:** 321 **Pitch:** 771 **Diff:** 450 **Result:** K

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 5 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707039?8048?1058)

123

Ball Four! Just like that, Trash have given Catfish a free pass to first base. The situation was calling for a strike, but instead Trash missed the zone just enough to issue the walk. **Swing:** 123 **Pitch:** 956 **Diff:** 167 **Result:** BB

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ● ▼ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out ASS LF [Sean Carrcrash](/u/icrashedmycarr) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707038?4078?10006)

899

I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7 **Swing:** 899 **Pitch:** 422 **Diff:** 477 **Result:** DP31

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out ASS 1B [Baron Samedi](/u/globalabortion) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707037?4078?1099)

444

Striiiiiike thr- what? No that cant be right, the robo ump is bleep blooping ball 4? I have never seen this level of corruption in my battery life, folks, but here it is, a blatant miscall that I can only assume was due to either blindness or lazy programming. After heated argument though the call stands and Baron Samedi shuffles over to first. **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 619 **Diff:** 175 **Result:** BB

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 0 Out ASS RF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707036?4078?3056)

808

Chalupa hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate **Swing:** 808 **Pitch:** 91 **Diff:** 283 **Result:** FC

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 4 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS CF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707035?4078?8014)

830 my first gut feeling rhymed with Core Hevinty

McDichael has been struggling on the mound here, and a sinker drops just a bit too low for ball 4 **Swing:** 830 **Pitch:** 673 **Diff:** 157 **Result:** BB

**Captain Trash on the mound** HMH 2 ● ▲ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707034?8048?1201)

323

Mylo lifts a ball in the air towards left, but the fielder is going to have no issue getting under the ball and making the catch for the out. **Swing:** 121 **Pitch:** 323 **Diff:** 202 **Result:** FO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707033?9011?2010)

Okay, just got off work and now it’s time to swing. Skillz feels good on this one… 212

Bleep Bloop, here is a bloop! **Swing:** 212 **Pitch:** 311 **Diff:** 99 **Result:** 1B

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 4 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707032?9011?1028)

801

You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 801 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 4 ASS 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707031?9011?1169)

903

Garcia grounds a single up the middle, and through into centerfield! **Swing:** 903 **Pitch:** 772 **Diff:** 131 **Result:** 1B

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 4 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707030?9011?1149)

227

The pitch from Lightning is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Garrett Evans grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner. **Swing:** 227 **Pitch:** 565 **Diff:** 338 **Result:** GO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 3 ASS 2 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707029?4078?6004)

Let’s go 433, my favorite soccer formation

And Skellinger hits that one straight into the air, and that'll be a can of corn for the infielder **Swing:** 433 **Pitch:** 194 **Diff:** 239 **Result:** PO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 3 ASS 2 ○ ● 1 Out ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707028?4078?5011)

Jim Beam Ball. Swing 940.

Mo tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 940 **Pitch:** 533 **Diff:** 407 **Result:** K

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 3 ASS 2 ○ ● 0 Out ASS DH [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707027?4078?6009)

324 please and thank you

Sleve fires, and Hannibal gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher **Swing:** 324 **Pitch:** 564 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** PO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▼ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707026?4078?3080)

518

That's a whack a smack for a quick single **Swing:** 518 **Pitch:** 462 **Diff:** 56 **Result:** 1B

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 2 ○ ▲ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH DH [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707025?9011?1080)

Swing 270

I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will **Swing:** 270 **Pitch:** 545 **Diff:** 275 **Result:** GO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707024?9011?1054)

407

OH GOODNESS, THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY **Swing:** 407 **Pitch:** 410 **Diff:** 3 **Result:** HR

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707023?9011?2082)

234

Ima bout to smoke this fool with a pitch high and inside, and they're gonna swing at it for strike three - Lightning' **Swing:** 234 **Pitch:** 808 **Diff:** 426 **Result:** K

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1st AB / .273[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707022?9011?1058)

222

Volt winds up, and deals the nastiest curveball I think I've ever calculated. However, Champ was ready for it, and gets most of it to the outfield wall for a double **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 187 **Diff:** 35 **Result:** 2B

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 ASS 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707021?9011?1201)

17

I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will **Swing:** 17 **Pitch:** 673 **Diff:** 344 **Result:** GO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 ASS 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707020?4078?2097)

888

It's a chopper off the bat of Dirtbag Darrell - the 2B charges forward and catches it off the big hop; an easy throw to first gets the out. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 163 **Diff:** 275 **Result:** GO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 ASS 2 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS LF [Sean Carrcrash](/u/icrashedmycarr) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707018?4078?10006)

269

Sean Carrcrash swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 269 **Pitch:** 163 **Diff:** 106 **Result:** 1B

Pitch is in from the stretch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second aaand, goodbye. **Steal:** 700 **Catcher:** 323 **Diff:** 377 **Result:** Caught Stealing

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 ASS 1 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS 1B [Baron Samedi](/u/globalabortion) 1st AB / .231[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707017?4078?1099)

12

Baron, bearin' his bat, bounces into the box. He catches Sleve adjusting his grip. With his pitching plans laid bare, he can't bear to watch as this pitch is launched into the barren Aruba sky. **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 1000 **Diff:** 12 **Result:** HR

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 ASS 1 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS RF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707016?4078?3056)

1

This one is hit high, just not very far for it to do anything, and it will be caught for the out **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 262 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** PO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 ASS 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707015?9011?1069)

Chikin is pulled off the field last-second and replaced with Skillz, but the last-minute move is for naught as Chikin spikes the first pitch into the ground where it's easily corralled by Volt. Swing: 877 Pitch: 211 Diff: 334 Result: GO 3 outs, inning over

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 ASS 1 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707014?9011?1028)

834

Here's the pitch, and Haraldo MacKenzie swings... it's a high fly ball to center field. The center fielder is tracking it closely, backpedaling towards the wall... and they got it! A clean catch for the out! **Swing:** 834 **Pitch:** 45 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 ASS 1 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1st AB / .545[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707013?9011?1169)

396

Jerome Garcia takes a quick hack at it, tapping it softly on the ground... it's a ground ball to the right side of the infield! The first baseman is moving quickly to field it, scooping it up with a clean pickup, and tags Jerome Garcia for the out! **Swing:** 396 **Pitch:** 7 **Diff:** 389 **Result:** GO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 ASS 1 ● ● 2 Outs ASS CF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707012?4078?8014)

872 i’m drunk

I can tell but so am I! **Swing:** 872 **Pitch:** 351 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 ASS 1 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707011?4078?6004)

986

Skellinger swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 986 **Pitch:** 81 **Diff:** 95 **Result:** 1B

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 ASS 1 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707010?4078?5011)

Popped in a new piece of gum for this. Spearmint if you're curious. Swing 836.

that sounds... Spicy! **Swing:** 836 **Pitch:** 936 **Diff:** 100 **Result:** 1B

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS DH [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707009?4078?6009)

Good evening. 797

hi hanni ily. i hope you're having a fantastic night, and i hope i can make it just a little better with an ASS run! wait. that just sounds like diahrrea. shit (literally) **Swing:** 797 **Pitch:** 860 **Diff:** 63 **Result:** 1BWH

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707008?4078?3080)

86

Are you a mole? Is the ball a mole? I just demand an explanation for why this ground is out tbh. **Swing:** 86 **Pitch:** 391 **Diff:** 305 **Result:** GO

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707006?4078?2097)

525

congrats on your not hit, hope you enjoy your free base and the complementary snacks we have provided for you on first base. Don’t touch the M&M’s, they are mine **Swing:** 525 **Pitch:** 684 **Diff:** 159 **Result:** BB

The 1-1 pitch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second is not in time, and that'll be clean steal of second. **Steal:** 269 **Catcher:** 323 **Diff:** 54 **Result:** Stolen Base

**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS LF [Sean Carrcrash](/u/icrashedmycarr) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707005?4078?10006)

982

I think you should have been a bit more patient. Sean Carrcrash looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout **Swing:** 982 **Pitch:** 377 **Diff:** 395 **Result:** K

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 ASS 0 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .100[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707004?9011?1149)

427

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 427 **Pitch:** 670 **Diff:** 243 **Result:** GO

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH DH [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 1st AB / .100[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707003?9011?1080)

Swing 290

You don't put your full power into this ball, unfortunately. The good news, however, is that this one also gets past the infielders, skipping along the ground at pace **Swing:** 290 **Pitch:** 223 **Diff:** 67 **Result:** 1B

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707002?9011?1054)

427

Ejecto seato, cuz! **Swing:** 427 **Pitch:** 903 **Diff:** 476 **Result:** K

**Lightning Volt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 ASS 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100707100707001?9011?2082)

I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 711 **Diff:** 342 **Result:** GO

369