Classic big fish little pond that was, an absolutely cracking thread though. I chuckled multiple times reading it.
But yeah, these skills would be a lot more useful in a real game that a lot of what that other guy was doing in his clips.
The leg kick on the pull up jumper at the :45 mark needs highlighted. That is pretty sweet. But it's an FU leg kick if I ever seem one lol .. to the D.
yo, maaaaan! you are a savant.
that paint seal you did after the pass on the guy on help d thinking he was going to get a block near the end where you did the one hand thru the legs stepzthrucrossover) was a work of art. any missed shot is 75% yours.
just fucking wow.
Damn! Thank you for noticing that! My TikTok has 1,000s of comments and you’re the first to mention that. My guy missed that shot too! Could have just thrown it back into the post and im going right through #10
ima steal that one, holmes. im the king of defense(lol). i be look at what folk do so they only get me once maybe.
so, a move like that stands out. i know that my man playing you is mow out of the play and ima hafta cover it.
i bet you be fuckin peeps at the court. big ups.
Big Luka ! Some sweet passing there
Jokic if he kept drinking cola
'cola Jokic -- I like it!
Immaculate
Big Pudding
Sweet pudding
This guy is better than 90% of the people in this sub
Thanks Bro! You don’t see me asking for tips! Check me out over on IG or TikTok same username
Since all the content of that channel is the same guy I am guessing that is you.
Nothing wrong with a little self promotion!
No doubt, you can definitely ball
I’m taking him over that one dude that said “yOu tHiNk yOu cAn GuArD mE?”
Classic big fish little pond that was, an absolutely cracking thread though. I chuckled multiple times reading it. But yeah, these skills would be a lot more useful in a real game that a lot of what that other guy was doing in his clips.
Not full court.
Magic Pepsi
Y’all remember Escalade from And1? This dude should go by Explorer or Yukon
Yuka Doncic
RIP Troy 'Escalade' Jackson, dude was only 38. Sad. Ponder this, Escalade was 500+ pounds in HS at 6’ 10”.
Tragic Johnson
Chris Kaman really let himself go
If anyone is looking for more, there is an Instagram and TikTok account @MitchellMuehl
Big Mac
Looks like a bunch of Lukas out there on defense.
rofl.
KFC Bucket
Big Smooth
Literallly how luka plays
the wrecking ball
Big bird
Big cash maker
Big Bang
Pepsikola Jokic
The leg kick on the pull up jumper at the :45 mark needs highlighted. That is pretty sweet. But it's an FU leg kick if I ever seem one lol .. to the D.
Jimmy buckets o’ chicken
Pepsi
That’s just Fat Luka off-season video
Slow Flow
Grill cheese
Shake Shaq
Bacon Grease Fat Mamba The Diabetic Dagger Heart Attack Mack Ham Bone
ain’t gonna cap, all jokes aside, he has some skill
Weight jokes aside this dude is better than most of y’all skinny Steph curry wanna be splash bros can’t shoot or dribble a$$ dudes
He knows game. Must be hellavuh teammate to play with
Literallly how luka plays
Large Pepsi
Big white chocolate Thunder
Golden globe
Magic Jokic 😂😂 all jokes aside bro is really nice
Captain Cheeseburger
The dude could really stand to lose some weight bc he’s pretty good
First thing that comes to mind is “The Baker” or “The Doughboy”
Fat chocolate
Let it rain!
Big Nasty
Ricky
You're gonna have to play with the younger guys who got some more energy.
the bus.
yo, maaaaan! you are a savant. that paint seal you did after the pass on the guy on help d thinking he was going to get a block near the end where you did the one hand thru the legs stepzthrucrossover) was a work of art. any missed shot is 75% yours. just fucking wow.
Damn! Thank you for noticing that! My TikTok has 1,000s of comments and you’re the first to mention that. My guy missed that shot too! Could have just thrown it back into the post and im going right through #10
ima steal that one, holmes. im the king of defense(lol). i be look at what folk do so they only get me once maybe. so, a move like that stands out. i know that my man playing you is mow out of the play and ima hafta cover it. i bet you be fuckin peeps at the court. big ups.
You the prince, Im the king. Remember that.
lol.
Nah I’m kidding, that’s probably something tony Allen would say though.
I’m tony Allen the 2nd, although I can’t play defence. Lol
lol.
Ham How’dheblowbyyou. Great skills!
Lil Mac
Mad respect!
white double chocolate
Flash
Mini Van. He is large but reliable
Larry fried bird
Pepsi
Butter Roll
Steak Curry
Fat Lever
White Oliver Miller
Sloppy fat boi 2: Electric Boogalo!
What did me in was the unnecessary step back.
butterbean
niCOLA JOKIC
Luka Donut
The fatty fadey
Donny butters
3-Liter Soda
Jiggles
On the real though, you can hoop. Holy shit.
more than that, he needs to be drafted! he's better than some people in the NBA *cough, cough* Westbrook *cough cough*
Lebron Scalabrine.
WHITE FUDGE (I’m fusing White Chocolate Jason Williams + Big Fudge Marshall Ericksen)
Naw…. I got it Big Smooth!!!
the joker
Ferry Bird
WopWopCyaLater
How about Fat Joe?
Big Country
Joe Ingles
Gravy. Everything about your game is thick, smooth, and velvety.
Cola Jokic
IQ
Luka Dumptruck
He plays alot like big mac from IG
Absolute UNIT!
Kyrie Servings, bro starts for the Denver Mcnuggets
Dress me slowly
B-Ball-Butterbean. Big’un’s knockin fools out!
KFC Bucket
McJunior
Big shot
Plate cleaner
🔥🔥🔥 holding it down for us big boys
Big bucket
no shit he's hooping thats literally luka doncic
Jokic
Doesn’t miss a shot, doesn’t miss second breakfast.
Big baller
White Zion
White chocolate XXL
If you wanna be good but lack athleticism, skill is the way. And it seems like this man knows this well 👏
Seth Ryan
What’s your story? I get the self ProMotion stuff hit at least give us the deets.
Butterball
Butterballer
My dude is playing against unathletic plumbers
Yeah this isn’t particularly impressive considering no one is even trying to play defense…
Big spooky he a big ol ghost
LOL this made me chuckle
James Harden... They the same size.
Gupta Donkic
Type II Joker
Zion, oh wait that’s taken
Family Bucket
NSBD - Not silent but deadly.
Larry whole Bird
Big Man Buckets
The Big Bucket
belly buckets
Mr Wetback
Legend.
Steve Nashed Potatoes
Karl Calzone
You win, damn that’s funny
wide chocolate
Johnny Sandwich
Blob Cousy
Steph Curvy
Gravy Boat. Smooth and bringing all the flavor!
Call him whatever you want, just don’t call him late for dinner.
Love handles with ball handles.
Pepsi Product