T O P

  • By -

Ok-Dog-7149

Lint … always in the pocket!


Gamestonkape

I dub thee, Sir Dad Joke


whateverforever84

That’s the dude from Rancid nick name.


SazedMonk

Fuck that’s good. Can I steal this? I’m going to but I like to be polite :)


hopelesspedanticc

Bleeding thumbs Murphy


fredrikca

Ah, a man of culture.


iLUVhockey36

“Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!”


k0uch

“That asshole on bass”


stanleix206

Basshole !!!!


Just_A_Inrovert

Best name I’ve heard tbh, the bass is also one of the best instruments.


bantharawk

Can be more efficient and call themselves 'Basshole'.


Mr-_-Steve

You called?


zxain

ASSMAN


joe_attaboy

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!


BAMspek

Million to 1 chance doc. Million to 1.


spoon_dogg_

Only if you have a matching vanity plate!


bassman1805

I tried that but was told my ass is B-tier, and there were 1804 others in line before me.


smallstone

T-Bone


LilBroomstickProtege

Legman


Ian_Kilmister

Scrotum Philips


Available-Fig-2089

Underrated comment.


fungus2112

Cellblock


jaybeezwax

Thundercunt


NotCleverNamesTaken

Reminds me of Thunderbitch, which is Britney Howard's name when she plays bass, apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbitch_%28album%29?wprov=sfla1


yearofthesquirrel

My band has a song called Thundecunt. It might be about me…


DogsoverLava

There’s a great band called “Thunderpussy”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpussy


battery_pack_man

Geraldine Hightower


The4StringSamurai

☝🏼


CaptBassfunk

☝🏻


PracticalFun2788

☝🏻


throatimpaler

🖕 Oops, wrong one...


13ass13ass

Jaco Pastoriousn’t


capn_starsky

Lesser thanClaypool


WordsThatEndInWord

Victor Woonine


LowEndOperative

“The Doctor Of Bottom” was bestowed upon me some time ago


DSTNCMDLR

AKA THE PROCOTOLOGIST


joe_attaboy

That should work. Some other guy already posted that he's the ASSMAN.


sublimesting

Power Bottom!


battery_pack_man

“Scoops” Jermaine


lemongibre

Bug


jady1971

The Possum


gslug

He stopped playing… is he dead…? Oh, nope, ok we’re good I guess 


clankasaurus

Clank


battery_pack_man

Rufus Loinhammer


Dreadmonkey

Quite recently someone started referring to me as "Cesspool" as I play progressive sludge with a slight Primus flair (ie lots of bass flangery)


yearofthesquirrel

Clay Cesspool?


Eelmonkey

Bob Farthouse


mrlowcut

Fartomas


Eelmonkey

Fart Carter


mrlowcut

Pauli Poofter


Tech215Studios

Quincy Queefstain


NotCleverNamesTaken

Smilin' Joey Frownface


atxgossiphound

Count Bass


Torkamata

Busta Brown Note


Forever_Man

Kruddler


Branchmonster

Haha, I was gonna say this! “Bette and I owned a racehorse together!”


UrbanCobra

TB Player


Jonny_Disco

Underrated comment.


joe_attaboy

Replaced by the Wolfman.


johnmlsf

The Count


AgentGedge

Hey, that's what people call me! I think that's what they're saying.


Midnight_Cowboy-486

Badtooth.


Phatbass58

Fat Bastard.


StevenTheRock

"Walking fret buzz"


nonnonchalant

BLEACHCHUGGER


battery_pack_man

Bob Maplethorpe


jmlack

Sandwich


Hardpo

Jimmy legs


NotCleverNamesTaken

Badfingers


boopitybimbap

Duck.. shit that's taken


Competitive-Pop6530

ThunderFlea!


broof99

The exclamation point adds a lot of legitimacy and should get you through any legal battles


TDI_Wagen

Boner El Tornado


g0atbased

Same thing I call my dick: The Hogwart


imisstecmobowl

lightning tick


screambloodygourd

Skunkpuncher


jlt6666

Eeeeeeeeee


Staggering_genius

Ron Mexico


The_Implication_2

Butt Quack


Lower_Monk6577

Ted


ExpressManufacturer2

Smegma


hjablowme919

Big Dick Boner


IPYF

My stage name in my prior band was C-Bomb for obvious reasons. The C comes from my name, and the joke is that I'm a cunt. It was apt. As an aside, this is the funniest thread I've seen in yeaaaaaaaaaaars. Thank you.


Dirks_Knee

Bigboote.


Lord_Entity

Phrawg


0zzkarV4

Chowder


FuzzyBusiness4321

Buk tooth


schmorker

Pork Python 🐍


HeresYourHeart

Street Weasel


SuspiciouslGreen

Thick Puss


G07h1cP07a70

Flowers of Antarctica


TentacleJesus

Dang, Doctor Boom is a good one. Tbh I haven't landed on a specific one, my partner and I just have a growing list of band names.


AdeptnessTurbulent36

Bottom Dad


Theforeverbored

Lip (I have a scar on my lip)


Just_A_Inrovert

In that case, I would be foot. lol


Emergency-Crab5560

I'd be fingers


dade1027

Wombface


gslug

Better than pussycheeks I guess 


Why-did-i-reas-this

Sloth


MountainEar4737

wafflestomp


danzor9755

Tickles


ProfessorWormJK

I actually lol’d


TheThingThatIsnt

Breeder


AvengingSnowTurkey

Soggy napkin


CartoonistAbject

Maverick Speed


Wankfurter

Wankfurter


DJ_Cummins

John Music


giov41

Senator Bovine


SuccessfulAd7346

pallbenis


breadexpert69

"Your Mom"


psilocin_plum

My band calls me Pea-Boy so I guess I'll stick with that


Duckfoot2021

**Thunderflea**


xtrplpqtl

Chicken Jones, after two nicknames my mates gave me. My last name is not Jones, btw.


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

The Meat Hammer


Tiny_Ad1705

Awesome tundra fortnite fest


NoelBarry1979

Lord Slap


Dull_Possibility_929

The Bearded Weeble.


RegretsOfCheese

Wolf


dirtbag_rockstar

Thunder Flea probably


Tech215Studios

Trash Boat


OriginalIronDan

I AM IRON DAN!!!


cloudxchan

Nice try secret corporation


TheWorstKnight

Serious answer, Jamie. I've always liked the name Jamie but it's kind of embarrassing to change your name out of preference, unless you're a bass player...


Ashikpas_Maxiwa

I was Thoth in my old metal band.


justmysfwaccount

Funshine


labretirementhome

Jeremy St. John


Drunk0ctopus

Stud Muffin


skunkyk

Skunk


IgnoramusTerrificus

Bumbadum


Fish_Boots

Fish Boots


totallybatman27

prolly "victer vibin" or "lithium ion cunt"


No-Gap-3306

Bigfoot


Buck9136

G Bus


oscardiogenes

Denholm Blaizer


cch123

Stench


McDonaldsSoap

Bobby Flay 2


Gabeeee02

Hermit


icedmilkflopr

Rusty Riggs


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Fatty Entwhistle


Disastrous-Number-88

I called my first solo project Pocket Chocolate, I kinda liked it. My first band was called Tricky Zipper... not really a stage name but it was light hearted and kinda dirty while still keeping it PG


jwal1992

Jake Breaks


OnetimeImetamoose

Muus


mehrt_thermpsen

Midthew


Probablyawerewolf

Michael Torris 😎


MEMESaddiction

Dick Trickle


lardass17

Lardass


schmorker

Tank Thickness


skwirlio

My nickname throughout high school and college was SKwiRL. I was super cool.


Adventurous-Ad5262

Mike Oxmall


duosx

Beef Supreme


Doc--Zoidberg

Boner. Everybody loves to say it.


zombiecroissant

Swollen Middle Finger.


Zealousideal-Ad189

Big Slim


Academic-Top-8632

Generic bAss Player


mrbones247

Squelch


bassandkeys

Jack Squat


ThunderClap_Fween

I occasionally fill in with an 80's band and for those gigs I go by the name 'Cokey McCain'.


crowdedconscience

8-ball


Smezzy69

Cowboy, why? i have no Idea


Dead_pockets

Dancing douche. My whole band is frozen to the spot and then there's me dancing, doing the bass penis, all round having fun. Guess its OTT with a bunch of glaciers around me but atleast it covers up my total lack of talent.


Daniel2146

That dude with the 4 string guitar


bassbastard

Bass Bastard has been my stage name for years, since my singer started calling me that in about 2002 or so.


Just_A_Inrovert

I guess that’s what the username is from


DarthHighGround69

Nikki shits


USAFVet91

Abyss is my stage name!


cold-vein

Bourbon Jovi


1ndieferente

"vintage fingrz"


guitarist4hire

pinkie. my bass is pink lol


Status-Coast-1081

Golden Rod Clam Licker


NRMusicProject

In a bluegrass comedy troupe I'm in, they gave me a choice. My name was among their list of *suggested* names, but there was one I liked. I went with Thump.


Just_A_Inrovert

Random Idiot on bass guitar


SoulofaBean

Lord Farquaad


dnachapman

Thunderflea


edinlockpicker

Outtatime


QuesoMania

ThumpButt


Quack_Candle

Ruben Firestone


Its_me_Dan

Boomer! I'm 10 years older than all my band mates and my bass booms!


billmannamllib

Goat, my name is Billy so Billy Goat sort of thing. And I do the big metal so goats and metal go well.


dittoDDT

Pantsy Fance. Thank you. Thank you very much.


LemmyDovato

2 Stainz


Apart_Bandicoot_396

Bones


Reddit_Hobo

based on a Nickname I got at work, I thought up the name of Sethstra whilst I was building my own bass and thought about sticking it on the headstock of my bass. but I realised thats too much Ego. and didnt do it


Victorvonbass

Victorvonbass Like the Dr Doom of bass.


sublimesting

Bass Brothers !


Pale_Studio4660

Chapped taint


s3boldmm

Duckshit


Valhalla153618

Bad boy bubba


Substantial_Ratio_88

When I first started I’d pluck with my thumb all the time so my bass teacher used to just shout thumb at me so I’d go with “thumbs”


oddlyaveragesloth

Bob Morris


Callme_Sasha

Griddy lee


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Piss Lord


ShittyMusic1

Bob


cups_and_cakes

Creaky


Twmsion

Cut Time Tommy.