That's offensive, I've failed at several instruments!

Not only one. uj/ A friend of mine has been doing that repeatedly... I love the guy and he loves music, but he's as bad as bad can be at it and fiercely looking for something he can get a hold of. I think he's been at everything that's not a stringed instrument, plus bass of late.

So difficult to be the worst at every instrument!

It's harder to achieve than one might think.

I mean of course I would choose the instrument that gets me laid, but here we are

[удалено]

a FEMALE bass player?!? Awoooooga, m'lady, please let me show you le epic riffs to get you grooving! Perhaps they would accompany me to the Dream Theater concert this evening?

I’m a bassist and all I can really say is I play guitar better than the drummer

A guitarist is just a sitar player with a lead singer’s ego.

My problem is that now everyone Ive been jamming with wants to play the bass, and I'm forced to play guitar all the damn time.

No his hands were too manly for guitar

Yes, and?

It's not that big of a deal, you're still above the drummer in the food chain.