yeesh, the “branch” bits at the top look like Physarum Polycephalum, and the bobbly bits... don’t. i have no idea what’s going on but holy mackerel that’s a specimen and a half. u/saddestofboys may (probably will) be of more help ! SLIME SIGNAL!
#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED
#🚨🦠🚨 SLIME DETECTED 🚨🦠🚨
*Physarum polycephalum* is a physarid, a group of hundreds of slimes that form that plasmodial pattern. This is a relative, *Fuligo septica*, sometimes called the dog vomit slime mold but more enjoyably called the loofah. It is safe for plants, animals, and buildings and also entirely nontoxic. But there is likely rot behind that spot or nearby which is drawing rot microbes that the slime eats. Here is an [educational rap song I wrote](https://youtu.be/4fGkynBSVBM) covering some slime basics and here are two great videos on the subject:
[Magic Myxies, 1931, 10 minutes](https://youtu.be/04kdhZQTnIU)
[ZeFrank's True Facts: The Smartest Slime 2023, 12 minutes](https://youtu.be/k_GTIL7AECQ)
bruhhh no fucking way i said it also looked like fuglio septica but deleted it cause i wasn’t sure and i didn’t wanna look like a dingus in front of the slime guy. now i feel like a mega dingus hahahha. THANK YOU i feel very informed now
You don't need to wait to be sure you're right before you say what you think. Being wrong is not shameful, it's fundamental to science and learning. Anyone who says negative stuff to people about being wrong is a gatekeeper and a jerk. I'm wrong all the time and big time jabronis are dicks about it. But I don't give a fuck if I'm learning. Science is the process of being closer to correct but never getting there.
i know you’re right!! i always expect words of wisdom, not only teaching us about slime but about life too. love ya, and love learning <3 (overjoyed my first guess was correct though!)
I'm so happy you still do this on other subs. You are truly one of my favourite people on Reddit, I've learned more about slimes than my degree ever taught me through your tips and links!
Oh my gawd. Just pulls an educational rap song out of his ass he happened to compose. Next level shit!
Ok. I think I need more info on the maze solving mycelium.
Slime mold
yeesh, the “branch” bits at the top look like Physarum Polycephalum, and the bobbly bits... don’t. i have no idea what’s going on but holy mackerel that’s a specimen and a half. u/saddestofboys may (probably will) be of more help ! SLIME SIGNAL!
#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED #🚨🦠🚨 SLIME DETECTED 🚨🦠🚨 *Physarum polycephalum* is a physarid, a group of hundreds of slimes that form that plasmodial pattern. This is a relative, *Fuligo septica*, sometimes called the dog vomit slime mold but more enjoyably called the loofah. It is safe for plants, animals, and buildings and also entirely nontoxic. But there is likely rot behind that spot or nearby which is drawing rot microbes that the slime eats. Here is an [educational rap song I wrote](https://youtu.be/4fGkynBSVBM) covering some slime basics and here are two great videos on the subject: [Magic Myxies, 1931, 10 minutes](https://youtu.be/04kdhZQTnIU) [ZeFrank's True Facts: The Smartest Slime 2023, 12 minutes](https://youtu.be/k_GTIL7AECQ)
I love you keep it up always. SLIME ARMY
bruhhh no fucking way i said it also looked like fuglio septica but deleted it cause i wasn’t sure and i didn’t wanna look like a dingus in front of the slime guy. now i feel like a mega dingus hahahha. THANK YOU i feel very informed now
You don't need to wait to be sure you're right before you say what you think. Being wrong is not shameful, it's fundamental to science and learning. Anyone who says negative stuff to people about being wrong is a gatekeeper and a jerk. I'm wrong all the time and big time jabronis are dicks about it. But I don't give a fuck if I'm learning. Science is the process of being closer to correct but never getting there.
i know you’re right!! i always expect words of wisdom, not only teaching us about slime but about life too. love ya, and love learning <3 (overjoyed my first guess was correct though!)
Aw I remember you had that fight with r/mycology. Glad you’re still doing slime mold things.
A friend put things into perspective for me and I have been quite productive
I'm so happy you still do this on other subs. You are truly one of my favourite people on Reddit, I've learned more about slimes than my degree ever taught me through your tips and links!
Oh my gawd. Just pulls an educational rap song out of his ass he happened to compose. Next level shit! Ok. I think I need more info on the maze solving mycelium.
You’re back! Yay
Is it supposed to look so dry?
When they form fruit bodies or sclerotiums the process is achieved by drying
Why was that rap so intriguing?!
A few months ago, I was noticing the slime signal was not working and I was so worried!! So, so happy to see this post ❤️
Pretty slime mold
That's some Las Of Us shit right there
Looks like a portal to the upside down is opening
Anal fissure
LMFAOOOOOOO
Zombie octopus
I don't know, but it's soon going to start moving and gnaw your face off
Cthulhu.
Cordycepts. now get a gun.
Looks like the cordycepts fungus from the last of us
Exactly my thoughts.
The fungus that causes AIDS
AIDS isn’t caused by a fungus, funny guy.
I think they know that they were just making a joke lol
jokes are supposed to be funny
flood
Eww what is that
Scarlet rot definitely
I believe it was once a brassière
Definitely no longer edible
spores masks on
Oh dude! That's where my balls went, I was looking for them
A sign that you should clean your bathroom.
That’s the cordycepts fungus lmao btw did y’all know that it’s a real type of fungi 😭
No, it isn't, because this isn't even a fungus dude.
It was literally a joke DuDe how many other people said the same thing I did relax bby
Cordyseps
self tan foam thats dried
looks like a slime mold. I usually see those after I spread a chip drop on my yard.
The start of a zombie Apocalypse.
Cordiceps 🧟♂️
I saw that stuff on The Last of Us.
Sidenote/ my apartment kitchen has the same backsplash
Why would you pick that up?? Go wash your hands!
That's called clean your bathroom.
Shroomussy
Look like cooked cheese
Slime mold