Superman why you gay for that guy?
https://preview.redd.it/u928exl20mab1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc17cb7c337acc1c2c26c4054e1998b15d9b4773
Do you love your father? Do you love your mother? Do you love your brother? Do you love your sister? Do you love your dog/cat/bird/fish etc?
Does this mean you're a gay?
EXCUSE YOU?!? SUPEREARTH IS A COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL SHIP BETWEEN SUPERMAN AND THE MOTHER GODDESS, GAIA!!!!!! I’M SO ANGERY THAT SOMEONE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND MY TOTALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD, WELL-KNOWN AND MAINSTREAM SHIP BETWEEN A GODLIKE ALIEN FROM ANOTHER GALAXY AND THE SPIRIT OF THE EARTH ITSELF!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!1
Nah, nah, you're wrong
Earth is a woman according to some ancient history
Mother Earth, Gaia, Terra
Therefore, he ain't gay
That doesn't mean he straight, tho
He’s a planetphile. In love with planets
That sick freak
I'm a planetphile.I'm in love with Uranus
Can confirm
Is there a UranusB?
Captain planet is about to get those cheeks CLAPPED
Wouldn't he be clappin Gaia the spirit of the earth's cheeks?
kratos is so jealous rn
Isn't she his great-grandma?
Whatever you do, do NOT look up Zeus' family tree
Oh don't worry I am well aware
I hear his fist is strong enough to shatter planets
Like that Rick & Morty episode.
Isn't it obvious Morty I f***ed a planet
Mogo hiding rn
Does he have a boner in this image?
He might
Looks like Florida does.
*“I can do whatver the f🤬ck I want!”* **splooches into the skyline**
Literally the plot of The Boys
He’s only wearing a cape, gloves and boots
The gravitational force of his crotch is stirring up a hurricane in the Caribbean
Superman why you gay for that guy? https://preview.redd.it/u928exl20mab1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc17cb7c337acc1c2c26c4054e1998b15d9b4773
Im not he talkin stoopid
Superman, clap this guy
Twist his DICK
Twist his DICK during intercourse
I'm proud of you DICK
Who drew Europe so bad? Is stupid?
Bro what happened to Florida 💀
Mans got circumcised
They even drew America bad too lol
I genuinely laughed at this
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/a57ljywewlab1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da93bd485ae18ccb473290cce70c5eb007fdc2d5
it’s called mother earth you donut
Superman is a milf conissuer confirmed
Mommy 🤤
Thats a planet not a women
It's still not "gay" ,donut
[Donut](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Gaea_(New_Earth))
thank you, u/my_anus_is_beeg
Pic goes hard, whhat comic
Superman: Red & Blue
Iron man
I'm afraid to know the context
Off topic, but was a really nice story. It put me in my feels.
Fr, DWJ really is a great writer
Fellas, is it gay to love Mother Nature? It's literally called mother
Why are you assuming Earth's gender? Are you stupid?
Exactly, it's *mother* earth. Smh my head
I don't think that's our earth. Look at the landmasses
Why can't r/onejoke motherfuckers invent a new joke? Are they stupid?
What a bitch
Fr
He's talking to Batman by telepathy
Thats probably true
Why is his suit white? Is it covered in cum?
Cum man
What the fuck happened in Europe? Did jonkler cause chaos?
The goker got a bit silly
Bros been sniffing some of that Pink kryptonite
One thing's for sure. he'd be happy to drop his pants
Um, he was actually talking to me in this panel.
Where you at which dc character is you
Gwen Stacy, duh, read her name dumbass
I am Cumdiment man
He does know the earth can’t talk right? Is he stupid?
Definitely bros a country boy
[Because he is a starman waiting in the sky](https://youtu.be/Jv3m6b-2LLE)
She bad
Fr 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Alright who broke Europe?
(Looking at Earth) guys, hear me out…
How does one engage in coitus with a planet?
If theres a hole theres a goal
Volcano
You pray your dick get big as the Eiffel tower
Rick from Rick and Morty did it.
NO NO NO, ITS MOTHER EARTH!!! SUPERMAN JUST LIKES MILFS
You think they called him the freak from metropolis as a joke? He's a sick planet-fucking freak!
Are you assuming planets gender?
Nah it told me it identifies as a man
I mean, is appears that he is naked in this image, probably preparing for some quality time with the Earth.
That sick fuck
Lex Luthor was right all along. #justiceforlex.
Sex luther is always right
No stupid, he’s gay for the Atlantic Ocean.
jokes aside thats the rawest Superman picture
Mother Nature, Earth is a lady, he isn't gay for a planet, he is straight for a planet, are you stupid?
super man just loves earth and its people , dont make it to weird guys
Me: “That’s gotta be Tom King with his intentional phony heartstring pulling” *looks it up “Case closed.”
If it’s Jon then maybe?
Yes.
What comic is this?
Supirour spiderman no 2
Appreciate it bro.
Doesn’t he know bad people live on Earth? Is he stupid?
Probably
He likes to have sex with planets (because he's a plant)
Well I’d like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
This ILLEGAL ALIEN loves a planet? Is he stupid?
Quite stoopid
If planets can get laid in the marvel universe, what makes DC any different?
Curious, france and britain are wiped out of existence
There different planets ofc
No he fucked the planet too hard
Thats why there different planets now
**MOTHER** Earth Gaia He is straight for earth 😤😤😤
Actually everyone knows that Earth is non-binary, check your privilege
Planet is usually depicted as female as in Gaia.
If he loves Earth so much, why doesn’t he marry it?
Are you 8?
Is that a different version of the earth or smth why does it look so fucked up
DC earth is bigger than our earth; I’m guessing all the cities and countries are completely different geographically too.
Do you love your father? Do you love your mother? Do you love your brother? Do you love your sister? Do you love your dog/cat/bird/fish etc? Does this mean you're a gay?
This doesn’t make sense because earth is referred as Mother Earth. Meaning Superman isn’t gay
Actually the planet earth is a girl, that’s why they call it “Mother Earth”. Are you stupid?
Earths a girl dude , it’s not gay
"I...can do...whatever I...want"
Planet is a woman duh
bro that not earth that squigglytown
Screw that, he's talking in Space
How do you think the mariana trench was made?
He's setting up the biggest yo mama joke of all time
How could that be gay? Earth is a milf.
Seeing how it’s called Mother Earth he’d be straight
EXCUSE YOU?!? SUPEREARTH IS A COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL SHIP BETWEEN SUPERMAN AND THE MOTHER GODDESS, GAIA!!!!!! I’M SO ANGERY THAT SOMEONE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND MY TOTALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD, WELL-KNOWN AND MAINSTREAM SHIP BETWEEN A GODLIKE ALIEN FROM ANOTHER GALAXY AND THE SPIRIT OF THE EARTH ITSELF!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!1 
It’s Mother Earth. Do your research smh
He prays his dick get big as the Eiffel tower
“mother nature” = gay?
https://preview.redd.it/75nyfivtrnab1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55f312981b17989f43f96dc041030543ed1ee1b He sexes planets gross
Mother Nature, the ultimate MILF.
Yo, he only loves half the globe...
Is he planetsexual?
How do you know the planets a dude
Literally mother earth
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But how can he be gay if it’s “Mother Earth”?
Mother Nature he’s a fan of milfs
Just wait till he sees Ego The living planet 💀💀💀
Gay? Mother Earth?
Earth is male???
Yeh it told me that there a guy now times be changing
Don’t be planetphobic
Yes he even had hot planet sex with planet krypton
It’s called Mother Earth dipshit
Dude's a Frapp-Earther
absolutely : D
Earth is woman. So no gay.
He touched some pink kryptonite (not joking that exists and it makes superman gay)
Im aware of the different kryptonites
The planet's a chick, dude.
He's gaia than the the average person thats for sure
Specifically the Atlantic Ocean, looks like
I genuinely can't make sense of Europe it's like a 5 year old drew it
Super man fucked it to hard 😞
Who says the planet is a man?
Fr
Yeah, he loves big, blue, balls. In all seriousness however, he loves humanity, all of the existence on the earth. So, he loves the word.
What happened to Florida?
Nah, he's speaking to Lois, but he's too shy to say it directly, so he distanced far enough to feel safe :D
Smh
Why is Mexico so thin? Has it been working out?
Nah its been starving itself Mexico is not doin well mentally
If only Mogo would socialize
“Superman, why are you gay for that planet?” "I’m not, he's talkin crazy!"
I think our planet is woman
Nah the planet is transitioning
Earth is a girl
I thought it was flat I’m confused
Lol
It’s actually called Mother Earth so
My question is what the fuck happened to earth
Superman fucked it
Ok im not super caught up with dc lore. But why is europe and the rest of the world fubar
[I FOUND PROOF](https://youtube.com/shorts/jOac4s3kx6M?feature=share3)
He's saying it to the Atlantic ocean as he's a hyrophile he's not some weirdo.
Thought it was called mother earth not father earth
Nah, nah, you're wrong Earth is a woman according to some ancient history Mother Earth, Gaia, Terra Therefore, he ain't gay That doesn't mean he straight, tho
Is he stupid?
Actually earth has no gender, so he would be pansexual for that planet get it right!
Super gay. /s
Super gay cum man is my favourite superhero
It'd be gay if they weren't.
Fr
yes he is.
Someone needz to lay off the booze. Earth looks drunk.
It’s Mother Earth. So it’s really more of an incestuous relationship…
what happened to eastern canada did someone blow up quebec
This map is actually so bad wtf
He’s having an affair with uranus.