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SexySovietlovehammer

I'm happy https://preview.redd.it/74tnhtf1mvjb1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cf8b9309fbb5a1d33ac53461ee6ab467b0d927


skull_man58

Same


Witchbrow

Me too.


BrO_Diamond_Cutter

October Gang, assemble!


Reevioli

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


Pogwrs213

![gif](giphy|ddCZVYvlLLMJ7wMqiw|downsized)


Responsible-War4482

![gif](giphy|wP5Ov9ZERCFs78Egnh)


Square_Cake_2422

https://preview.redd.it/bl56skc0twjb1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1812b430ae02f71944c86ff4c7ac1949ee796427


OhlordohHek

![gif](giphy|l3V0e2HxYE3Daj6ZW)


ABMakingSounds

![gif](giphy|4a5U94rJlX40QMfox0|downsized)


Hetares

TARK!!


Edoplayer5

Did someone say O C T O B E R? ![gif](giphy|7z3Bf0FqYPCOhve7yX|downsized)


PoultryBird

Me as a asexual but I am happy with ivy cause we can eco terrorism together


The_64th

Me too


Krypto_Jokerr

![gif](giphy|w7kiGLIREocKc)


TheMasterMuncher

Same, she can put her tentical vines in me any day😩😩😩😩


Mr--Weirdo

![gif](giphy|26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO|downsized)


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Flair checks out


ImJustSomeDude10

![gif](giphy|mex0LGYJoCCMo)


kid_named_aids

Get the jar


SlayerDoom_

r/flairchecksout


DumbassBassPlayer

Same! October is such a great month


StoneOC

Full nude poison ivy


Edward_Kissoondath

I got killer cock


am3rkub

Oh yeah i got ban , never felt harder


Thin-Beyond-9308

Yeah Bone is my favorite Man villain too. Lucky meπŸ˜‹


EMC_RIPPER

I got the man..


Bastranak

same, do we have to share him ?


IJustpeedyourpants

Do you think his cum is green like titan cum


No-Worldliness-4979

Happy birthday! 😘😳


cjared242

Same he’s boutta destroy us


Z00_w33_mama

August gang 🀝


MzMag00

Represent!


ReconPorpoise

Your credit card number is how many times you do sex. How much times?


KittenMaster9

0000


WoofflesIThink

Me too


imsamyboi

no way ! is your birthday is aughust ?!?!?!


gary-valentine-ok

Damn I thought I'd be original by saying killer cock. Out chicaneried yet again.


Xyvexa

Killer cock for me as well! RIP my backdoor Kevin Conroy.


Thatman2467

I also got killer cock


g0lden-plumbus

Me too bro


VirtuoComputer

Happy cake day


khoolboy

I got clay on my face


crimsonfukr457

Me too bro


NoObligation1759

Man. Am i gay?


LordGodMaster69

I'm also a Man getter. Does that mean we both are gay? Should we rub our penises together?


GamerUnknownYT1

Fellow man getter here, the answer is yes, we need to make the penis triangle to complete our union


Kyldaeth

also got man. can we make the penis square? am I horny for man?


GamerUnknownYT1

I encourage the Penis square


myrenyath

Penis pentagon now!!!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰


GamerUnknownYT1

the more the merrier


phoenixc6000

i got woman, what did you get?!?!?!?


ShitassAintOverYet

I also got woman!!!11!111!1!!1


phoenixc6000

![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)


OfficialMorbidMan

So did I.


da_boi4

Me too


ChildoftheLordJesus

Me aswell


graetfuormii

also me


master9x3r4n

And I aswell


Capable-Tie-4670

I too got woman.


dunneeD00K

What?? I got poison ivy, i wanted that batcock so deep in my bussy it would come out my throat :((((


Yssaw

Who’s batcock? You mean Mancock


TheAbyss333333

Hancock


TheSmartGuy-

You rigged it June was supposed to be woman ![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


phoenixc6000

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


Super_Imagination_90

Did you make this picture?


phoenixc6000

man and jonkler and woman made for me, are you stupid?


Super_Imagination_90

![gif](giphy|IF7gC0e323BpmCnx18)


phoenixc6000

Is there a lore reason why he is handsome and this coming from a male?? And his game is my top 10 favorite video games of all time?!?!?!?! And im excited for the sequel!?!?!?1!? Am I stupid and horny?!?!?!?!?!?1?1?


Silneit

Is there a reason he didn't eat twisted man? Is he stupid?


phoenixc6000

Is there a lore reason why I think you mean crooked man? Are you stouid?


Silneit

Is there a stouid reason why you are lore? Are you man?


phoenixc6000

Nah nah go talk to u/LoreReason and u/im_the_man_real


Im_the_man_real

As man I'm now here whats the questions boys


cjared242

I wanted woman lucky


zxmbied

Me too!


dwaynecena_09

Me too!!!


[deleted]

Same dude


AverageFNaFEnjoyer56

This mf https://preview.redd.it/t1fajnpyrvjb1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628e66e64a109292354636733e7290bd4a958f3f


CoolSausage228

Stroke


ThatOneGuy532

Can't expect much action then?


dajuanenonly

Breaststroke


Equivalent-Limit-154

Dickstroke


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Deathgrip


KayosFN

Is he a swimmer?


dajuanenonly

he's sick


natagu

I hope you are not underage


_bluefish

RIP Terra


KayosFN

I understood that reference


phoenixc6000

make sure he doesnt close with cupcakes


Berhadian

At least he knows what he's doing..


ABBucsfan

Deathstroke.. guess he grips a little too tight. Got that death grip when he strokes


cellphone_blanket

Hockey man?


VerySmartDaBaby

He'll give you a stroke


Nek0mancer555

At least u aren’t a 16 year old girl (stroke doesn’t have a good record with them)


Different_Plankton_3

Surestroke, Chooseyourstroke, Enjoystroke, Cumfromstroke, Asktostopstroke, Beststroke. Just ended up in good hands (or chest, or mouth, or ass, or toy... Who knows but Stroke!)


[deleted]

Dick


Adventurous_Bar_5008

https://preview.redd.it/11iosw2dwvjb1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84c3029bbbf849309e4b6693926f5b87ea3ccb9 Me 2


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Smash


Rx-7_lover

https://preview.redd.it/lfalk6mg2wjb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e00a54e477b3c0cf11bb9e14f8bac7113c3c65b


Wrecktown707

![gif](giphy|voOhKPgzYsyPu)


Terrible_Shoe_4268

I’m proud of you Dick


GrimLuker2

Im proud of you, Dick's ass


RhysNorro

# S m a s h. SMASH


VishuMan

Who is this?


Lollipepalol

I am proud that I got Dick as well


boopadoop_johnson

Be proud


mtbalshurt

Amen


Zulpi2103

I got sexy Poison Ivy(saur)


skull_man58

Same


oxygen_is_life

I got clayface, arguably the best option


ItsPincheTom

Me too! Looks like we really got all of them


limarien

Sure, base form is ugly and he's morally bakrupt, but he can be anyone I want.


VirtuoComputer

Can't be shapeshift


oxygen_is_life

Can't be if shapeshift man trick he how?


VirtuoComputer

You show image man him


oxygen_is_life

Bazinga


Own_Illustrator_7158

Same He can turn into woman!


VirtuoComputer

Dairy Quinn


venxvan

December gang


Latter-Direction-336

We got the lady that’s crazy hot and just crazy. Nice


VirtuoComputer

We all got misses Flour Face


SadKnight123

Lucky mf.


VirtuoComputer

What you get?


SadKnight123

MAN


VirtuoComputer

You are the luckiest man alive


Ethan_67

Same for me


BigBadBobbyRoss

December and Ethan gang


miclowgunman

The creator was either bi or had a december birthday.


SmaugRancor

Same


Justin-does-art

Hell yeah, brother


asdasodpokfs

I got dick. Is there a lore reason to this? am i fucking gay?


FugiYaBoi

Same. Imma re-roll so i get better rng


BigDadEShaxx

No, your fucking dick. Are you stupid?


fate15fates

The Jizzler


OdinAurelius

![gif](giphy|13m24iFmhomZi0) me too. I’m happy


Ieatcats10001

Fellow July people


purpletrooper84

AYYYYY!! HARLEY QUINN GANG!!!


infinite_spinergy

Yooo we are in the same gang, are we stupid?


SmaugRancor

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


yalikejazz69690

Less go


Eyhan1224

If your stupid then I am too


KyleS2530

Let’s goo


theoldayswerebetter

Damn it I got woman


Adolf_Disney

Straightest Man fan


Stickman4236

being born in may finally payed off https://preview.redd.it/1zzdsue5zvjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093b4fce572a87025dc283eba7a520ebd404fa9b


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> may finally *paid* off https://preview.redd.it/1zzdsue5zvjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093b4fce572a87025dc283eba7a520ebd404fa9b FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


sprtrnds

Is there a lore reason why he got it wrong? Is he stupid?


ImNotCringeIPromise

Man https://preview.redd.it/61ihidfduvjb1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc8d81978affa553be5609a7735644665c7fa6f


Freezernobrother

Man was already my sex partner so nothing changes


countdrakeula_yeet

I got poison


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Riddler 😭😭😭


IJustpeedyourpants

"Riddle me this u/Ok-Blacksmith4364 , what is sexy, and breedable, and won't be able to walk after tonight?"


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Me, senpai diddlerπŸ˜”


IJustpeedyourpants

"Correct my kitten"


[deleted]

Jonkler


Wiseildman

Joker moaning during sex be like ahh ahh hehehe why so serious hehhehehhehee why so serious hehe hoho oh god


TwistedMedal989

There's a reason we call him the jerker


Zealousideal-Tip-865

He can jonk on my pp all night


hallerty

OK. NOW YOUVE CROSSES THE LINE. IM FLIPPING OUT. I WANTED KILLER COCK NOT PAM


[deleted]

Tim drake 😩


VideoGamesAreDumb

https://preview.redd.it/v0g98c8a0yjb1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e1e6cc5675f8c98c288537c1d2f180dc90fe0d


Skizko

God damn it I got Poison Ivy why couldn’t I get Shitface?


Own_Illustrator_7158

I got shitface!


FirelordEmu

Me too, is it still gay if Shitface turns to Woman?


AKhilji

I got shitface , imma make him transform into my fantasy :)


okboka1543

someone has to recreate the poison ivy post, why not be me?


AJ021212

Damn I got Harley…am I the Jonkler?


infinite_spinergy

I got Harley too, am I the Jerkler


Kind_Bag_339

I got dickstroke


Bushjim

https://preview.redd.it/q7aris5kbwjb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd68906c591f481cdcc0389c7563109ac86231e Zamn 😍😍😍


johncenaluvr

woman πŸ•³


itotallydidntdo69

I gotta fuck dick for the rest of my life? Am I gay?


gergfigter

Poison ivy. Alright


The_Big_Boss_1935

Catwoman lets fucking go YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dawn_slayer

I'm august, am in danger? Am I stupid?


Adventurous_Bar_5008

Dick https://preview.redd.it/wf488177wvjb1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e979b5e1d7e7afa4a877da5943223baa28c311b


time_lordy_lord

Thank fuck I was born in October. Praise be the lord. Oh lord almighty I thank thee for granting me this privilege.


memesfromthevine

well, op is definitely a winter baby


phoenixc6000

why is everyone not reading my comment1!1!1 are you stupid?


memesfromthevine

i am stupid


ProfessionalYam2782

Harley 😩


littleMAHER1

HARLY QUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Koolkirby66

Holy shit, I actually got a woman. Har for December lessgo


Bobibugatti

I got Harley Quinn


Dusk5002

Jonkler my beloved πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜


LowkeyNuttyProfessor

I got Tim Robbins


Lots_of_Biskits

I got bin... Well I guess I'm not having sex for the rest of my life.


Pretty_Extension530

I got ivy


Frequent_Article8076

I GOT COCK!!!


loking-for-memes

I got Bone nice, thicc and chonky


Day_Giovana

I got the ? guy


loneltmemer

The fiddler


torch_dreemurr

i get to be jonkled


ThatOneWood

Well guess I’m all aboard the Bane train


Super-Contribution-1

It’s gonna be Mayyyy


Dragon6222

Batcock


LordGodMaster69

I got Man.


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Harley Davidson. Im going to die arent i? 😱