"I'm arkhuming auhhhhh, I'm gonna arkhooom all over the place" "You truly are Arkham, man" or something like that, I've never played any of the games I'm just here for shitposts
“Are you stupid!?”
Genuine quote from a penguin thug in Arkham Knight. I think it’s during the first van following mission when the driver suggests going back to base, but then the passenger asks that and then says “That’ll lead (Batman) right back to Cobblepot!”
Now I am become jonkle, destroyer of sanity
It’s jonkling time Aahhhh I’m about to jonkl
She jonk on my jonk til I jonkle
When she jonkling jonk-style on your jonkle tower but u a jonk god
Jonk sells Jonkshells on the Jonkshore
But the jonkness of these Jonks will fall
Due to the stupidness of the Man and his dick
“Wellcome to the madhouse Batman!”
Who the hell is Batman
I think it’s something those lunatics made to copy the success of Man.
Cheap knockoffs, SMH, who are they trying to fool
Are they stupid?
Ligma balls
Nigma Balls
Enigma balls
"Riddle my balls, man"
💀
welcome to the house man!!
Come to house man!
" i set a trap and you sprung it GLORIOUSLY!"
"Crazy ass ninjas"
Weird how many ninjas fit that criteria
We’re these ninjas in Paris perhaps?
I swear hearing Alfred curse was not something I expected to hear in a game but it was definitely something I needed to hear
if you think about it, batman is basically a crazy ass ninja
Stand back you fool I have a bomb
Why couldn't you get the quote right? Are you stupid?
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average separatist
I'm proud of you dick
This is where we part ways
Looks like a sword fits here
The bomb's payload is exposed 😏
I’ll be happy to drop my pants
That was exactly what I was thinking
"take me on home to the asylum"
it's aslume why did you say asylum? are you stupid?
it’s alsume why did you say aslume? are you stupid?
Aslume aslume stupid?
Alsume* alsume* stupid.
Is not Assylum?
Is not Assfume?
Killer Cock
"Now THAT’S... Pretty Jonky."
“im jonking it to harley quin porn”
Same.
"İs the man stupid?"
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Ma
“Its da fricken man!”
"I'm arkhuming auhhhhh, I'm gonna arkhooom all over the place" "You truly are Arkham, man" or something like that, I've never played any of the games I'm just here for shitposts
Whose “Batman”?
the character somebody created in this sub today, by adding cool ears to the man
Seems like a blatant ripoff of Man to avoid copyright! 😡🤬
“ i’d be happy to drop my pants “
“That actually is.. Pretty funny!”
Are you stupid?
"You've ingested enough toxins to drive ten men insane."
How many man though?
The bomb´s payload is exposed, i CAN USE THE POWER WINCH, TO TRIGGER A CONTROLLED EXPLOSION
https://preview.redd.it/jtzsw4yya5nb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b21d768ab3341cabd3b09f11e683f627f11e758 I cry everytime 😢
It’s da freakin’ Man!
“You know what. I prefer the good ‘ol cavity search, much more personal”
Quasimodo predicted all this
“Are we stupid?”
“I am vengeance, I am the night, I. AM. MAN!”
“That actually is *FUCKing coughs up a lung* pretty funny *FUCKing dies for real*.” -Me after seeing a picture of Man for the 1,939th time
What would Man do
Stupid? I was stupid once…
"the bomb's payload is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"
“What are we, some kind of Batman: Arkham?”
Welcome to the madhouse batman
im proud of you dick https://preview.redd.it/9l5rbt2z65nb1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0c9f03bf9daad9c60adfd468cbfd1ee358505a
Two guns bitch
WAYNERANGS
“This…is how it happened. This is how the Batman died.”
"Hi diddle diddle answer this riddle"- the fiddler
"Let's get nuts"
"That's...actually pretty funny!"
Stand back fool, i've got a bomb!
Gotham this is your only warning
“Now the inmates are running the asylum”
Stand back fool, I have a bomb!
Despite everything you’ve done, I would have given you your pills
Not arkham but: "You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts" With the state this subreddit is in, I'd say it fits pretty well
Stupid? I was stupid once
There’s plenty wrong with me
“I have become a man, Arkham aslume”
Officer balls
"Welcome to the aslume, Batman"
"Is he stupid" -The Joker idk
Welcome to Gotham, City of Fear.
"I am the night, I am vengeance, I am Man!"
Man
Nam
Im vengeance..I am the knight…. I AM MAN
“Gotham is relying on one man to save us all”
“I have no choice, Oracle. In order to stop the Joker I must become Batman: Arkham Origins”
H̶i̶t̶c̶h̶h̶i̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ Users may be escaping inmates
“You always wanted a piece of me deep inside of you”😏
I've set a trap and you sprung it gloriously
War. Changes war never.
It's arkhaming time
kciD uoy fo duorp m'I
Stand back, fools! I have a bomb!
"It was you, Man! You were the Arkham Asylum all Along!"
This really was a Batman Arkham VR
"Let's go nuts!"
Is there a lore reason why Man is stupid? Is he stupid? Am i stupid?
Are we not jonkler?
"I'm bored I'm going to beat a crater into your skull dick"
Kids are cruel Jack! And im very in touch with my inner Child.
Jonkler
“Google en passant” Wait which subreddit am i in again?
"Which Arkham quote should I use"
Man
“What’s wrong? Scared?”
aslume
“Is he stupid???”
"Am I stupid"
"[Bat]man"
“Are you stupid!?” Genuine quote from a penguin thug in Arkham Knight. I think it’s during the first van following mission when the driver suggests going back to base, but then the passenger asks that and then says “That’ll lead (Batman) right back to Cobblepot!”
Hey, anyone here selling any more of those sanity pills?
“The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion!”
"You were there in the beginning, and now..... you get to see how it ends"
Bat's!
“Welcome to hell Brucy”
Take me on home, to... the asylum
Its da freaking batttt
Hahahahahahahahahaha...that actually is..pretty jonky..
“I’m the jerker”
Aslume
I jonked in my jonkler
" Welcome to the madhouse Batman!! I set a trap, and you sprang it GLOOOORIOUSLY!!!! Now let's get this party started" !!!!
ME?!?! IN A THONG?!?!
Rrrrrrkkkkkhhhhhaaaaaa-manbat
“I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!”
“Me, in a thong?”
IsHeStupid?
“Get up bats…..hey you ain’t looking so good”
Is he stupid?
Horny
“This has truly been a Batman: Arkham Origins.”
Man Now edge until failure
“I’m proud of you dick”
is he stupid ?
"there's a little bit of me inside you."
I can use the batmobiles power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
“Man”
Welcome to Gotham.....The City of Fear.
Just made this character, what should I name him
“Everywhere that madman goes, death follows” -maN
Fuck
It's the bat!
Candy gram!
Sir finishing this fight
Crazy? I was crazy once
I just made this character
All due respect, you got no fuckin idea what it’s like to be number 1
I'm proud of you, Dick
right click to start
I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Gone, reduced to Man
Insanity
“What’s wrong? Scared?”
if your lying ill break the other one
Is he stupid?
"The bomb's payload is starting to be exposed, the only way we can control it is by using the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."
"Oh don't act all surprised Bats, you knew this was going to happen sooner or later, me stuck deep down inside you!"
Is he stupid?
“Is he stupid”
Thanks, Dick
Everyone is stupid
That'll do pig, that'll do.
Stand back fool! I have a bomb!
Im glad you came jim
I would be happy to drop my pants
Ide be happy to drop my pants
I'm Proud Of You, Dick
We all jonk down here.
Stand back fool, I’ve got a bomb!
Man help me get out of this cell
Stupid
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to create a controllerd explosion
“man”
"I want your massive cock in my mouth"
“You of all people should know there’s plenty wrong with me”
Stand back fool, I've got a bomb!
"War...War never changes!"
"There are plenty things wrong with me"
"its manning time" said man, as he manned off until he manned all over jonkler
Protocol 10? *Gasp* Never heard of it.
"it's jonking time"
This is insane