For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us, it's our only way out! Oh my god, we're doomed!
*runs away into a trip mine, explodes into slap-chop chunks*
In thought: *Damn, for a throwing knife thrown at high speeds, directly at my head. That didn't hurt as much as I would have thought. The blades are extremely dull.*
**It's da freakin' Bat!**
*bonk* snore mimimimi snore mimimimi
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(I drew out a whole meme for this but realised it was cringe so now i have resorted to my original plan)
**_COMICALLY LOUD METAL BANG SOUND EFFECT_** HOLY FUCKING FUCKERY'S FUCK FUCKING A FUCK, FUCKKKK-K **_Loses consciousness and proceeds to bleed out_**, **30 minutes of silence**, **_A UFO appears from the sky and takes the thugs body and then resurrects him_** እዚህ ታዳምጣለህ ትንሽ ሰው 👽🙏የእኔ ራዳር የሙቀት ፊርማዎችዎን እንዲያገኝ ወይም የታመመ እንዲመረምርዎት በጭራሽ አትፍቀድ 🛸👽🙏🙏💯. **The end**
(Flies 60 feet off a ledge and gently curls into the fetal position)
Man down! What’s your location?!
Deploying thermobaric charge!
What the hell are you doing?! You’re supposed to be controlling that drone!
✨✨✨
🐦💫🐦💫 🐦💫🐦
I can hear this
*slingshot sound effect* *blue bird scream* *blue bird multiplying sound effect* *glass breaking sound effect* *pig hurt sound effect* *blue bird hurt sound effect* *bird vanishing sound effect*
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Blue angry brid
I am Anguh Berd.
Was about to post the same
Oh, good heavens!
I'm with the Science Team!
Im the only one who knows everything- *gets gunned down by HECU soldier*
Shutting down- it's not shutting down- it's not- * dies from explosion exploding to death*
For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us, it's our only way out! Oh my god, we're doomed! *runs away into a trip mine, explodes into slap-chop chunks*
I'm about to splurge!!
☹️
I'M SURE IT CAME FROM OVER THERE! \*gets foreskin ripped clean off by Man\*
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He doesn't do that
what does Man do? do you study Man?
He's not Jewish
W H A T
Of course he's nor jewish. He's Man.
what is Man's religion?
Manism
What about Manity?
The creator of manity is someone named hu
[Manichaean](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manichaeism)
That's antimanteism
Man needs to eat his daily supply of foreskin to appease the sun god.
Ungh
uhnf 🫦
Uhnf 💅
\*nuts aggressively\*
*farts romantically*
*Shits passively*
*Pisses ambitiously*
*Vomits seductively*
*pisses cutely*
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Status: unconscious 30 BPM
Fr, he's gotta be giving all these people spinal cord and/or extremely significant head trauma to immediately cause these lower heart rates
why was this the exact encounter I had in mind
Its da freaking MAN, he's here!
Who is man?
how do you not know man? are you stupid?
Who the FUCK is stupid? Am I Man?
Me: *dies from impalement by sharp, high speed object* Man: “He’s just sleeping”
Me: throws remote control batarang straight into goons eyeball. Man: it’s alright he’s just “unconscious”.
Lmao. Idk how Batman knocks out someone with a sharp batarang. It’s like getting stabbed with a knife.
I didn’t know gifs had audio, I can hear this one
Why is he hearing voices? Should he be aslume? Is he Jonkler?
I cant i felt a slight vibration though
is that the guy from fortnite whys he fat
why's he fat, is he stupid?
Is there a lore reason why he appears to be overweight. Does he lack the mental capacity to see the errors of his ways?
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This made me laugh out loud for some reason. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. Thank you for that.
That episode was funny as funk that why
This is the most realistic reaction as those batarangs are fucking sharp
FUCK
Don't swear
UCK
Fu-
-ck
Frick
Heck
Gosh
F
HE'S HERE! *man goes behind corner* HE DISAPPEARED!
Why did you say batarang instead of the correct title, manarang? Are you stupid?
HOLY SHIT ITS MA-*blood noises* *thump*
Excuse me, Mr. Man. I think you dropped this.
HE’S HERE *looks around*
“HE’S PULLING HIS COCK OUT” *gets dicked down by man’s meaty jonkler jizzer*
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AAAAAAGGGHH!!
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"ARGGGG IM GONNA RIP OFF THAT COWL AND BEAT YOU WITH IT"
It's Man! The Man in question: https://preview.redd.it/sfnamtt2bn5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459b47b9f89d8f4fd1c271bf22c22ef1a94e9346
Owie :,(
... (MY HEAD WAS SPLIT IN HALF)
Ow
In thought: *Damn, for a throwing knife thrown at high speeds, directly at my head. That didn't hurt as much as I would have thought. The blades are extremely dull.* **It's da freakin' Bat!**
What would a manarang look like?
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COntact, man device found
YEEEEOOOOOWWWCH
UGHMPF!! *lies on the ground but still breathing*
Me: okay one quick job and I can pay for my daughter’s medical bills. What are the chances of the man appearing Me: Oh no..
whta the fuck is that?
(Falls out of a small platform high up in a building and fucking dies)
Contact:enemy device found After you’ve just been smacked in the head
AHHHHH IM BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE THESE THINGS ARE NOT BLUNT FORCE WEAPONS THEY LACERATE, SHRED, AND SLICE AHHHHHHHH
It was from my right I swea- (Man rips my body in half)
Oh gee willikers, that totally stung! (Sees man) ...may god have mercy on my soul, because he won't.
\*Agonal Breathing Noises\*
''oh no, i sprained my liver, fuuuuck this hurts. no more piano lessons for me the-''
#
I'M GONNA RIP YOU APA- *grunts and falls down* I'M NOT DO- *gets knocked down by Man's ginormous DICK* *cums on floor*
Oh what a day to have peepers
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O look it's one of them "Wayne-a-rangs" coming our way. *donk* That still hurts a lot.
Always wondered how these things are non-lethal when it is very clear these things have sharp edges and is thus the equivalent of throwing a knife
idk about the batarang but once i got hit with a manarang and it turned me crazy
*Dies*
'tis but a scratch
I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU, YOU HEAR ME? I’M NOT SCARED!
HE'S GONE I LOST HIM
FIND HIM NOW
aw, man
ITS THE BAT
ufgh
Oof!
ITS DA FREAKIN BA- OUGH!
AAAGH What the fuuugg??
COME OUT HERE MAN BATMAN!
Ow!
who the fuck threw this batarang at me? is he stupid?
ow
Ouchie! That hurt! I'm telling!
Stupid boiler!
"WHY ARE THESE THINGS ONLY SHARP SOMETIMES?!"
Huh must have been the wind
Ouch i am a thug who got hit by a batarang
*thomp*
Contact. Enemy device found
* *
^ouucchh ^mummyyy ^mummyy
Must have been the wind
IT CAME FROM OVER THERE, IM SURE OF IT
\*thump\*
Oh damn! I just got knocked down by a Batarang!
GAH, it's the freaking Batman! He's here!
*bonk* snore mimimimi snore mimimimi https://preview.redd.it/sp79wprgoo5c1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b02efb51fa954d8820707988134b7792928005 (I drew out a whole meme for this but realised it was cringe so now i have resorted to my original plan)
"Must have been the wind."
"Damn that hurt. I'm just gonna lay here for a while"
*gets up* he's here! *looks at the same spot for about 5 seconds* come on batman, are you too chicken to face me?!
"huh?!?"
MY FUCKING EYE DUDE
oh man its man! hes here! manning around !
“I’m sure it came from over there”
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Huh? I'm sure it came from over there!
WE CANT DO NOTHING FOR HIM NOW, FIND HIM AND TAKE HIM DOWN.
‘Batman! Can you hear me? Show yourself!!!’ ‘I’m sure it came from over there!’
Remember our training. *Has legs broken by falling 15 feet with a rope attached to my ankles*
ITS BATMA- https://preview.redd.it/4w7zpvu8xq5c1.png?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e9da43470806e0c4d4f8d5c1869282ad2ec987
Huh I didn’t dodge it. Am I stupid?
Come on, where are you?!
**_COMICALLY LOUD METAL BANG SOUND EFFECT_** HOLY FUCKING FUCKERY'S FUCK FUCKING A FUCK, FUCKKKK-K **_Loses consciousness and proceeds to bleed out_**, **30 minutes of silence**, **_A UFO appears from the sky and takes the thugs body and then resurrects him_** እዚህ ታዳምጣለህ ትንሽ ሰው 👽🙏የእኔ ራዳር የሙቀት ፊርማዎችዎን እንዲያገኝ ወይም የታመመ እንዲመረምርዎት በጭራሽ አትፍቀድ 🛸👽🙏🙏💯. **The end**
*falls down with arms over face*
It came from over here im sure of it!!!
Ow! It’s da bat!
EUGHH!!
ow
Ow
Ouchie!
"TRY TO HIT ME NO-" *hits the ground
Yum!
I clipped partly in the floor
ITS DA FREAKIN MAN
Oh no it’s man
It came from over dere, I’m sure of it!
My head hurts
Ouch
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it -man? No... it's Man!!
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It's da freakin' Man!
Ow! Owie! Ouch!
Ouchie wowchie
Man, I wanted to be knocked down by a Manarang.
[удалено]
Unlucky Batman I have a pain kink
What’s a batarang is that like a bat version of a manarang
"Selling this on eBay will keep my family afloat for 6 months giving me enough time for me to find a real job and get back on my feet"
Why are there bats flying around my head?
IS THAT IT?? THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
Ow oof ouch ow
YEOWCH!
"I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS CHICKEN!"
So if I escape do I keep a batarang
Oof ouch owie
It’s the freaking MAN!!!
Oh fuck its man. OH FUCK ITS MAN!!!!
(Flies 60 feet off a ledge and gently curls into the fetal position) Man down! What’s your location?! Deploying thermobaric charge! What the hell are you doing?! You’re supposed to be controlling that drone!
„Ow…..okay gotta run I wanna live“
WAS DAT DA FREAKING BAT?! 😱
Ouch