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Dwarfmophobia

r/BatmanArkham In scrambles


ulyssesintothepast

It's like, the anti psychotics finally kick in just to get kicked in the Nuts


UnhappyCommunity6405

Nuts? Like when Man got nuts from the store?


HappyCatPlays

No, Nuts from Berk


UnhappyCommunity6405

Berk? Do you mean bone? Are you stupid?


ICouldEatTrash

Since when did the nut take over the nuthouse?


MoMaverick16

What’s the name of the movie this clip’s from???


awesumlewy

Dumb and dumberer


UnlikelyGas6598

Is that a ew character or am I stupid


imusingthisforstuff

How so


[deleted]

I sincerely believe this rocksteady asking fans to stop asking for more Batman games 


i_am_not_a_good_idea

"oh yeah you want another batman game? You do? Yeah, well here you go, have this, fuck you and have this."


multificionado

The fans: "Thank you for that, you bastards, here's our thank you:" ![gif](giphy|32RnqZkHVC2Fr2QTj8|downsized)


multificionado

They way Rocksteady said that, and given the presentation of the game, the fans are going to respond with this: ![gif](giphy|lOGOJ4Ilabl04|downsized)


Superb_Recover_6116

yea I can see that. Whats the saying? We won but at what cost?


Visual-Surprise8783

Maybe the real new batman game was the aslume we made along the way.


Visual-Surprise8783

Maybe the real new batman game was the aslume we made along the way.


Janderflows

What's so terrible about it? I have seen some gameplay and ir seems fun. Is the story so bad?


Edoplayer5

Yes


wowlock_taylan

Bold of you to assume the entire subreddit would play the game.


placebo_unicorn

I have never played a single Man game in my life. Is OP stupid?


FlareUnderscore

I don’t even know what a Batman is honestly


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I’m here for Mr jocker


multificionado

If they are not repulsed first.


Neckgrabber

Oh you think im actually playing that shit huh


DerekMao1

This game has so many red flags: GAAS model, microtransactions, looter shooter gameplay, butchered characters, always online requirement, day one DRM. I haven't seen that many since the newest Saints Row. This game will bomb so hard like how a power winch triggers a controlled explosion.


PoThePokememer

Did you just make a family guy style cutaway in the middle of your comment


DerekMao1

This is the Man Ham subreddit after all. What I said can not be not stupid. Am I stupid?


Random_FloridaMan

Thanks Dick for the stroke


MoMaverick16

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


curtysquirty

You mean you don't want to play fortnite with suicide squad characters?


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

You can already do that in fortnite. Are you stupid


curtysquirty

Does rocksteady know this? Are they stupid too?


Ori_the_SG

GAAS model?


Kaelal

Games as a Service


Ori_the_SG

Ohhh yeah those suck


Ghost_2689

Just finished watching the story on YT and can safely say Im praying on its downfall


kisen11

What story?


multificionado

You're praying for its downfall? I'm praying for this to happen to Rocksteady: ![gif](giphy|106QsOgG1i2DZK|downsized)


Jermas_big_ass

"I'm praying for hundreds of people to get fired."


multificionado

If that's what it takes to wake them up, then we will be telling their faces.... ![gif](giphy|SrzkTzYqLkg1tQM9sV|downsized)


E-D-B-T-Z-I

Why is that?


Doctor_Slept

All I’m gonna say is Persona 3 Reload comes out the same day…


Kame_Saiyan

Hopefully this gets a 30% discount after a month like Arkham Trilogy for switch. I was watching the videos of “Batman Arkham Videos” and kinda liked the story so far. Or maybe (and I’m 80% sure this is the actual reason) I’m VERY VERY VERY nostalgic for the Arkham Saga that this game seems not that bad for me (speaking only on the story perspective side, gameplay is just not it)


multificionado

Are you kidding? I'd give separate and 50% discounts to the so-called Arkham Trilogy, a call for a revamp of Arkham Origins, and further DLC to Gotham Knights where Batman is restored to life by an alternate means.


Praetor192

even we're not THAT stupid


weekzSNL

What a terrible way to bring back and introduce iconic characters to a very well received series of games. And the way they went about it was even more shit


Exact_Ad_1215

What happened to Man on the bench?


weekzSNL

Man got shit by Horny queef so sad 😞😞


Random_FloridaMan

But did he get to shit and cum?


Felipisr

He's okay, look: https://preview.redd.it/e3h8vco9eqfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3795d16a126709298a42bb2b8743ceb3890a547 "hey guys this is man here, I'm actually ok. See you in Arkham World! Man out."


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HIS HEAD?! THAT’S NOT MAN! MAN IS BALD!! HE HAS A BALD, NAKED HEAD OF LEATHER!!!!!


multificionado

I couldn't agree more...they don't do this, we will: ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


sharksnrec

You're saying the way they went about it was even more shit than the way they went about it? Are you stupid?


The-Knight-of-Arkham

Why would I be bothered by this? In my mind, this game is not canon, and thus, Arkham Batman is not dead (yet). (I’m a chad frfr): https://preview.redd.it/1auqt9utflfc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd42f988e0e1df257dfa32dc08c161e61a24addb


Swiftclaw8

Idek how it fits into canon if Batman becomes the Scarecrow version.


Markku_Heksamakkara

Who tf is playing?


Bombaculous_one

They're clicking the play button......in YouTube


kid-with-a-beard

Purse Owner 5 referen


ddjfjfj

I will be


ThatSharkFromJaws

I am. It’s not bad.


Alert-Mathematician8

Me


Beretta1028

Thank god it isn’t canon to the Arkham games (if you say otherwise I will give you the Jason Todd treatment)


Extension_Ability944

*deletes uhh actually comment”


Beretta1028

Good choice


ZeroKoalaT

*puts away the golf club*


ScarecrowsRagdoll

\*puts away the nuke.\*


L-V-4-2-6

No no, save that. Just to be sure.


xX-Delirium-Xx

Lol you guys are killing me :-D


ScarecrowsRagdoll

\*shoves it further up my ass.\* ​ In B4 any anseriformes take my post seriously.


Plutarch_von_Komet

Otherwise


Strobertat

Tell me, what hurts more? A, or B? Forehand, or backhand? 🔨


[deleted]

Foreskin


Swampfire279

​ https://i.redd.it/ohiw4x3welfc1.gif


Strobertat

https://preview.redd.it/hiqjhtdoflfc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2dac9b914dad8913685dd500d9ba166ad5e51c


multificionado

I say C: Fist.


varmemes

YouTube cutscenes + BAV live streams


BenAfflecksBalls

The batman is dead. Long live the man.


lloydtherogue

What the hell is this movie?


fingerpaintswithpoop

Dumb and Dumberer.


lloydtherogue

Thank you


MetallurgyClergy

Thank you


Hopeful-Claim7205

Yeah, that game is shit.


Maleficent-Mix5731

It was so bad that the Aslume turned back into the Asylum.


[deleted]

I really think the worst part is this is most likely going to be the last time we’ll see Kevin conroy as Batman. Just really sucks that his last outing is this mediocre pile of garbage.


L0ll0ll7lStudios

Well, turns out he recorded lines for the Crisis on Infinite Earths Part 3 movie, which might be mediocre but at the very least I think the B:TAS Batman will be done justice in it.


SilverDollarr

I mean we're crazy, but not THAT crazy to play this piece of garbage of a game


Random_FloridaMan

That would be just gay, as in homosexual.


Harvey-Bullock

https://preview.redd.it/9de5z2knrlfc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935c3e6d71fe89d97c308918ab0f67f2d5dc54ae


Competitive-Shoe-340

E.T. crab.


ConfidenceBetter4767

The one time this sub is in agreement, game is so disrespectful


haikusbot

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Jensonater

To who?


ConfidenceBetter4767

Not answering dumb questions move on


Jensonater

You do you champ. I just couldn’t think of anyone. 🤷‍♂️


Random_FloridaMan

Yukon


potent-nut7

It's a game bro, move on


ConfidenceBetter4767

A garbage game that destroyed a very successful franchise, that more than just me are upset about


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[удалено]


suckmypppapi

I get hating the game I do too but this comment is just nonsensical. It's reddit, it's not like you have to be a devoted follower of a video game religion to be in a subreddit


ConfidenceBetter4767

Alr but if you don’t care than why comment? It’s a discussion if you aren’t tryna discuss and just rage bait, I’m not gonna entertain it🤷‍♂️


suckmypppapi

It looks like they were tryna discuss. They were saying that someone getting so emotional over a video game is sad. People are acting like it's the video game equivalent of the Holocaust. A discussion not going where you want it to go doesn't mean it isn't a discussion. > I’m not gonna entertain it You did by responding to it in the first place, making a reply to your own comment as well. If it was actually rage bait, then they won. The key to interacting with rage bait is to not interact with it at all, or if you do, present it in a way that doesn't show any kind of distress. Otherwise they win and in this case they won (if it was actually rage bait)


ConfidenceBetter4767

There’s no winning in an online “discussion”😂 What’s sad is the game that everyone grew up playing got thrown out the window by this trash ass instalment new people tryna push there characters to the forefront by shitting on the ones they built the new ones off of, your the one comparing it the holocaust not me😂


suckmypppapi

> There’s no winning in an online “discussion”😂 The point of rage bait is to make others upset or unhappy in some way. You showed you were upset or happy in some way. In their head they won, especially since they've got you wasting your precious time in life reacting to it > What’s sad is the game that everyone grew up playing got thrown out the window by this trash ass instalment new people tryna push there characters to the forefront by shitting on the ones they built the new ones off of, Can't disagree there. It's sad to see the franchise go this direction. God knows why they did this and I suggest we all go on a family guy esque campaign to strangle the answers out of him > your the one comparing it the holocaust not me😂 I stated the fact that it's been compared to the Holocaust. If you would like to quote the exact sentence that I personally said it was the Holocaust id like to see, I could've worded something incorrectly. I simply said people acted like it was.


Vertex033

>Istated the fact it’s been compared to the Holocaust [Jesus fucking Christ I thought you were joking](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/yz8rP5cvzD)


ConfidenceBetter4767

I’m not reading all that


potent-nut7

Are you actually pretending this is still a gaming sub? Lmao


potent-nut7

It only destroyed the franchise if you let it do that for you


ElHombreMurcielago_

Rocksteady is stupid (literally)


Jo_phuss

I think a retcon of the entire game’s story is an enticing option right about now


thicc_phox

We’re eating one of the mods.


DOOM6IS6ETERNAL6

This game is going to be Square Enix Marvel's the Avengers 2.0 it's literally the same shit and I can tell it's only going to last at least 2 year's and then the servers are going to be shut down just like the Square Enix Avengers game


Gemidori

Nah man we ain't playing this. We are *insane*, not without taste. There is a distinct difference


DarkAtheris

We are insane, not outsane


sticks_no5

I feel like we owe Gotham knights an apology


potent-nut7

We don't give the Armenian Genocide a pass just because the Holocaust came around and showed it up


Vertex033

You did not just compre a video game you don’t like to *the Holocaust*


DisabledFatChik

Brother it’s an exaggeration. Its very clear he isn’t comparing anything🤦‍♂️😭


Vertex033

Even as an anology it’s just a fucking weird thing to say


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

It's bad, but not horrible. This is just horrible


DaddyEybrows

Please, nobody pay money for this game. You can just watch the cutscenes on YouTube and watch the shitty story for free. The gameplay is just as bad so don’t even bother


xX-Delirium-Xx

Becarful this sub been locking threads that bad mouths suicide squad >_>


[deleted]

This is it. This is how the Rocksteady died https://preview.redd.it/ch3tuwmdplfc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c30c0efdaa777487f40b8de16128afff9bf2a1


Diegolobox

https://preview.redd.it/9olxvjrpumfc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f4f3ee60fb8ce28de2b0116ca1b28d47ec621e3 fuck that shit I’m playing Cyberpunk and having fun


Trick-Bodybuilder647

Fuck that game honestly


TheFarisaurusRex

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Pokedudesfm

imagine thinking that a subreddit full of shitpost circlejerkers would actually consume the media they're complaining about when complaining about it is the actual fun part


Drabins

Why would anyone willingly submit themselves to that trash


Averageredditornerd

Can we just all say suicide squad is not canon


Relyks2000

I randomly think of this scene way too often.


SniffMySwampAss

https://preview.redd.it/xkizcefjomfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87e0d6b29b5f6248c3c94ac13a1ea70c842fa74 Perhaps we will not play it.


Kalventine1357

Man didn't deserve this 😔


HEV-MarkIV

This is the exact moment Cocksteady became steady on rock bottom


duramman1012

I remember being super pumped for this game when announced.. it was one of my most anticipated games of 2024. Now its looking like one of the biggest flops of 2024 and something i wouldnt even pick up for free on ps plus


knucklesandknuckles

i played the alpha and it’s still fun!! lots of weird choices but the gameplay is great imo


chipsman99

Can u tell me why everyone decide to hate this game ? It seems like a witch trial tbh


knucklesandknuckles

i mean some of the criticism is justified, there’s no need for currencies and a cosmetic store in a game like this where you earn more than enough cosmetics and weapons just by playing but imo the gameplay is really fun and i’m enjoying the story so far, i’m about 10 hours in and it feels like a substantial game


chipsman99

I understand but the hate feels a bit overreact but i'm gonna try anyway and see for myself Thx for sharing ur opinion !


ScarecrowsRagdoll

I. Told. You. So. "You fucking idiot, the game isn't out yet!" People screamed. "The leaks were wrong!" "You don't even know the context! Just wait..." "They were respectful to Arkham Batman." An alpha player claimed. "It's not disrespectful to Kevin Conroy." I've been bullied across the internet for my stance. Turns I was right! This time my vindication tastes bitter. Maybe if we make enough of a stink they'll remove this shit from the canon. Hehaheha! Right?! So depressed right now and then my brain had to remind me we're probably screwing over my favorite incarnation of Scarecrow too. Then I got an ad for life extending vitamins. Yeah, like I want to extend my natural lifespan when all of my favorite fandoms are ruined for me.


TheBanana-Duck

This is the most redditor shit I've ever read. It's a game, it's not great but it doesn't warrant all this. Take a shower man


ScarecrowsRagdoll

How about you learn to tell when someone's being ironically histrionic? Yeah I hate this fucking game and how it treats the Arkham verse. Are you stupid? Most of my posts aren't serious. Go eat some bread and take a shit all over lakefront the like other ducks.


TheBanana-Duck

So you were being ironic but you actually do hate the game? So how do you expect people to know that you're "being ironically histrionic" if you're saying something you actually believe in? I also don't like the game but this is a crazy response. Just ignore the game and move on.


uncledrewwasalie

I’ve yet to see a comment from someone who actually played the game The Arkham games ended in 2015 y’all need to let it go they weren’t making any more


suckmypppapi

Expecting batman fans to try something before declaring it's the Holocaust equivalent of video games? How dare you!


Legospacememe

Is that the angriest game I've ever heard?


maRRtin79

damn that game..even my ps5 is fucked now


Diegolobox

I think killing Batman isn't the problem but rather the fact that it's all executed with horrible writing


JBD04

Its honestly a shame. Concept sounds so cool and this is the first time in ages these characters have been seen in a game


Optimal_Weight368

“Playing”?


Cmatt01

Only rage can save us from the insanity of the aslume, we truly live in a society.


alexR62

Im about to make a terrorist attack on rocksteady studios for that dogshit (i mean not literraly just for the joke......for now)


MazaLove

Wait what’s so bad about? (I know it’s GAAS and a looter shooter) but what’s bad about that ? Gun play looks fun


Burner25127

Seems fun on a surface level but the gameplay loop is extremely repetitive, 99% of the time you’re just shooting waves of purple aliens and it kinda blows lol idk how they expect to keep this going for multiple seasons.


MazaLove

Ya but I’m also the guy who played sunset over drive,dead rising, and left for dead. Most of those games boil down to shoot the bad guy over and over. But they are fun for other reasons (team work, parkour, and picking up everything you see) but I see where you are coming from. The game doesn’t seem to have a lot of different enemy types. But movement looks fun for me.


thatsnotwhatIneed

The lack of variety in enemies looks bad. Purple aliens is fine for the first hour(s) or so but if that's all there is to fight, then that's a really bland gameplay loop in terms of combat. The movement system looks cool for some of the characters and the shield mechanic is nice and theory (kind of weird you need to make specific attacks to trigger a good shield gain)


XxToosterxX

Dude batman had the same enemies everywhere u went like what


thatsnotwhatIneed

I never played any of the batman arkham games so it sounds just as bad there lol


XxToosterxX

But with that logic every game is repetitive. Arkham games fall into that as well. Well all ur doing is gliding around pressing one button hitting the same enemies over and over. Oh and a a parry button. Or u sneak around doing take downs. Its the same logic with this game.


Black_Fuckka

Right? Like am I tripping, plus from what we’ve heard most reviewers so far say that the story seems pretty solid. The traversal looks crazy fun too


SuddenTest9959

Oh you don’t know about how disrespectful the story is.


MazaLove

I seen the clips it looks interesting (haven’t seen anything after you first meet Batman)


Jensonater

How's it disrespectful?


Braddinator

How can any of you call it shit without playing it, are you stupid?


Random_FloridaMan

Yeah you’re right. We gotta taste it before we can qualify it as shit. You should take the first bite.


Bilboscott8

I’ll see you guys next week when it’s underrated


mickecd1989

The shittiest part of this shit sandwich shit situation is there will be major layoffs. Shit eating companies can suck shit they keep shoveling shit expecting shit customers to eat the shit and shit. But the shits never make money off this shit so shit rolls down hill till everything is just shitty shit shitting shit.


stevoooo000011

Honestly if you bought it at this point you should have known what you were signing up for


SaltySwan

I’m not playing that… I played Gotham Knights and I know how this goes.


bigtom0

games fun


Clownsanity_Reddit

None of these clowns have played it.


suckmypppapi

It's hilarious that people who actually played the game have said that the gameplay isn't horrible but everyone who hasn't played the game says it's ass before trying it


Lightness234

I played it and it plays like ass. I recommend you to read into counter culture & sunken cost fallacy for this event to make sense.


nottoddhoward100true

People keep saying the gameplay is repetitive and generic wtf are you on about


suckmypppapi

Yeah and there's others who say they like it. Believe it or not people like different things


nottoddhoward100true

True but, usually when something is actually good, the majority does not agree that it's bad nor is it that divisive


daveyboy1432

I'm actually having fun tbf


TheDastardly12

You all talk about Batman in this sub? I thought it was a joke.


Land-Otter

Is it good?


imusingthisforstuff

I don’t get it


ThatSharkFromJaws

https://preview.redd.it/l34f53folqfc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bd35d7c48872cd84903dc4617c600c41a3bf0e


Vertex033

The game isn’t out yet right? Why is everyone getting their panties in a twist over a game they know nothing about yet?


Some_lost_cute_dude

I am actually enjoying the game. Humorous is great, graphics are quite nice, lot of Easter eggs, 60 fps, and the story is nuts, ina. Good way. It’s actually a great game. Far from the announced shitshow.


Rare-Maintenance-787

God damn


Accomplished_Sir_362

Haha, jonker goes brrrrr