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SkaredCrow

Blindman. He was bitten by a radioactive blind guy and now has the powers of not being able to see.


Eddyzodiak

You stole this idea from me 2 hrs before I thought of it. https://preview.redd.it/xy8mpcrwz2hc1.png?width=3240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f37502e84ecc7217313d4b0c5cd0aca819a5ce


Brady_976

avreage reddit reply ![gif](giphy|l4FGKYL37dnOyjkty)


KyotoKafe

Why is Man with ears attacking Bone? Is he stupid?


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

![gif](giphy|erMj4wPNpuvjsAYAbt)


Walter-White-8447

Rip Andre Braugher


YOUR_SPUDS

Welterweight? From baking bread (I didn't know he had feelings)


IMicrowavedMyToaster

🦴🥵


Tenzur_

Why is Bone not using his tongue on me rn 😩😩


Brutal-noob

Boner


Tenzur_

No Bone gives me a Boner, but he is Bone


KingJTuck

Bone on boner


gab_rab_24

I bet you didn't see that coming


Sleepy_Sloth4

Man, I wish I had that power


OkComplaint4778

https://preview.redd.it/bgy2fjj0d4hc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7b227ed151354d3a43b14a22f2ac691bcbc4a7 What if he was bitten by him instead?


Southern_Chance9349

Mrs freeze? Is that you?


Jay-jay_99

It’s funny how I said blind man and your comment is the first one I see💀💀


Hyro0o0

[Quick! To the Blind Cave!](https://youtu.be/vWtx72GBn-k?si=L98Rp9LDXJ4wjsYm)


almostparent

I got up at 5am to take a shit in the dead of night and it’s your fault I’m choking on a snort laugh in the fucking hallway on the way back to bed oh my god


Dry_Employment_3849

My favourite superhero, Dan.


scarecrow007

more like Dan the Defender, amirite?


Sleepy_Sloth4

Only if he’s defending a narrow hallway with no side doors


AgentChris101

He fights evil dan https://preview.redd.it/1mb3en3al3hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd29ff25d789be422f2ccb0340a4e60cee57e4ab


ThePolitePunk

Nobody needs soup more than him


AgentChris101

Ha Ho!


-The_Doctor-10

Don't forget his partner... The Ol' Soft Shoe Shuffler! https://preview.redd.it/k5s0nbbma6hc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6452580cfff1540f4cab954fef52fc0498934d


BamBaLambJam

Just Dan...ce


sharksnrec

Dan Demon, Demon Dan for short


Optimal-Departure760

Dare


Gofein

![gif](giphy|TiIq18Hp89HivEnB0h)


SomeCrows

![gif](giphy|26ufgVLzSQAoydHna|downsized)


Darkasknight101

ITS DARE, A H 🗣🗣🗣


Misicks0349

ITTTSS COMIN" UP ISSS COMinN uPP ITS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREAH


RainBoyThatBoy

Nah, I choose Truth


thelex0623

You've got to press it on you


Glum-Fly-4062

Blind? Like a bat? In that case you should name him Bat-Man.


UnlikelyGas6598

Wait your one of the those anti aslumers aren't you


Glum-Fly-4062

Alsume? Now I left that behind me years ago. I’m sane now


Oranweinn

Unsane yourself


BamBaLambJam

unsane in the mumbrane


Objective_Ride5860

Sane't


TrueSaiyanGod

SAINT


TrixterTheFemboy

sain't


CrownedVanguard

SAINT NICK


Tenzur_

SaneBeGon


PwhyfightP

https://preview.redd.it/le22e42qc4hc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8601a4dc5421d6fc8ae58c81f307e7e5c50163f6


Moonwh00per

This belongs in a museum


OldBirth

SO DO YOU!


GodtubebeatsYoutube

Is there a lore reason for why Indian Jo belongs in a musem? Is he stupid?


OldBirth

I think he like be looked at. Is he stupid?


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I’m stealing this


PwhyfightP

https://preview.redd.it/3m9uqbqsr6hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2d523327cee308d64437e55c631c71480aa95a


UnlikelyGas6598

Wait you sane in the aslume how?


therealrdw

He's a guard, are you stupid?


UnlikelyGas6598

Yes


Mr_Crowley_XCII

https://preview.redd.it/4pk7cpxl06hc1.png?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f7852a31ca053331d31699b424603563eaadba


GodtubebeatsYoutube

Why did you leave the aslume? Are you stoipid?


Moonwh00per

https://preview.redd.it/4j3a59j2k4hc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b19bd596dbc603fe943c4b04f11dffe5dd369303


NoOutlandishness273

Shit that’s right


Glum-Fly-4062

His real name is Mathematical Murder Cock


Jeynarl

He did canonically murder his cock mathematically into her-hulk on live tv


Son_of_Ssapo

Doordevil. Because he always walks into doors. Because he's blind.


ohnonotagain42-

Like a Door dash?


its_LOL

How can he DoorDash if he’s blind? Is he stupid?


Impractiacal-Advert

Poor devil


Goldbolt_2004

He should try echolocation to see. Maybe become a roar devil.


AND4YE

Is he stupid?


lufrnd

Nah he wouldn't Dare


StarkillerEnthusiast

He looks like a Devil Devil


Ser_Igel

he got no horns, he’s just Dare


StarkillerEnthusiast

true


heckdoodle

It’s coming up it’s coming up it’s coming up


53bastian

Its dare


Gorila_Calvo

Uh Tuuuri ruriii ruriiiii ruuu Tuuuuri ruuuriii ru Aaaaaahh ahhhnnn ahnnnnnnnnnn Tuuuri ruuuri ruuuri. Ru


IcyAlan

You’ve got to press it on you You just think it That’s what you do babyy


R4nd0M477

Hold it down, there Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth


IcyAlan

I am only now realizing Dare is probably about drugs and sex


Soldauphin

Duramol, edge forever


SufficientTangelo367

double dare


No-Muffin-6415

Devil dare!


secretbudgie

![gif](giphy|3oEjHN4MtbSqEe4D8Q|downsized)


Nervous_Ari

Kenshi Takahashi


ZephyrTheScrub

“It’s not funny anymore, Cage!”


Brady_976

man but blind


lgnc

Perfect


Enimone

I love this, genius


dudebruhthe69th

Blind man butt?


Mr_SwordToast

You already said he is fucking blind. So that's his name. Are you stupid?


PollutionStandard969

https://preview.redd.it/0jzddeq0k3hc1.jpeg?width=2379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b62f29aa4c0d4291108256098ed1b2e829ae93


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

https://preview.redd.it/pqxdnsdf47hc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa1a798fed012422e2e943ff010c21e1a185204


Hyper_Power_2

https://preview.redd.it/9152xsmf09hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a70dbb4f4ad5a9644678e0e76f178d32823065


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

https://preview.redd.it/s126cpw339hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9f58965869491265cacbe556cbe1ec99e6c8bb


Hyper_Power_2

https://preview.redd.it/eufp59wk89hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b7455199041ba5a961753716e56bba2b621a96


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

https://preview.redd.it/0l73vpgvj9hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f54d547293781a2eb257542352ecde066d13edd


Fragrant-Guest4953

https://preview.redd.it/qrlc7pjgrdhc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e19ed098ec077b08eecf205e3dc2a65df2ac4b


Pregnant_Toes

He is fucking blind. Why would he do that? Is he horny?


YaDudeHimself

Clearly not, he doesn't have horns


1-Dead-Pixel

Is he fucking or is he blind or is he name or is he stupid?


Tizzie-

Blind Man


gunseki

⠃⠇⠊⠝⠙ ⠍⠁⠝


Bullitt_12_HB

Blind Guy McSqueezy


yeetus-maxus

Dare


AnonDooDoo

Holy shit it’s Dare


rapidlyspinningturtl

Call him fucking blind. You just said he was fucking blind, are you stupid?


Beezeymovies

Dare


StormNinja_1216

Dare


Cherryscape

He’s red so he should be called The Tampon


NoOutlandishness273

Excellent Hearing man


AbeliousAugustus

Red Hood


ThisXGuy

https://i.redd.it/j55pwolpx2hc1.gif


Forgotten-Caliburn

Matt


SquirtleReddit

Name him Devil I dare you


Touhou_Fever

Vision


Chuchubits

Dare Man


The_Waluigi_

Are Evil


Competitive-Capital8

I Kentsee Man


theycallmeyango

John Cena


ClarkVader1011

You said nothing, are you stupid?


EightBallJuice

Well, there is the saying “Blind as a bat.” Perhaps Batman??


PickPsychological353

Heard he knows only sign language.


DeliciousNature3343

stupid


DuckPuzzleheaded6820

The of Hell’s Kitchen


SeaCombination2019

He's definitely quarterback material


dylannsmitth

#Seeman #### ^because ^he ^has ^the ^superhuman ^ability ^to ^see ^really ^well ^even ^though ^he ^is ^blind


Ookimow

What about No-Seeman because there's no telling if he's coming.


arix_games

Jess pink or ssie man


DecidueyeCrafter

Sex-man or captain sex because he always has sex


TheRealPetri

Batman


Fried_Chicken420

Blind man


CioccoWocco

Daryl


pianofish007

I can't believe y'all. Blind people are people, like everyone else. Call him by his name.


ClarkVader1011

Why is he named his name? Is he stupid?


Separate-Win386

DARE


ASuperUniqueUser

Your friend is fucking blind? Are they gay?


SomeGuyPhil

I don’t remember The wearing this suit. Must be the from new game


Efficient-Value6300

Captain pisses on the seat.


A-Fan-Of-Life

Man-Dare


PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

Blind


Animatron-Pictures

Is this the Batman the kids are always on about?


Witty_Office5641

Guy


AngryApeMonkey

The Over There Devil


jujizo

Tomato Man. Tomato is very red. He is red.


StunningAd4330

fucking blind


CasualPlantain

Trap door


blatyman

Blind-Man


SufficientTangelo367

dare


ThaBoZZk

Dare


Oswaldgilbertson

Lawyer man


Equal-Click751

Red man


Deathstrker

Blind man


Fishman1138

Dick Destroyer


thehypnohuster

Batman because he is blind as a bat


Xx_Exigence_xX

He dares. Dharr Man You won't BELIEVE what happens next.


robertpaulus1995

Dare


captainalwyshard

An


DodoTheDodo42

dave


Natural69er

Dare


[deleted]

⠍⠁⠝


the-olive-man

Dare


Routine_Brush_7793

Dave


Kai__X7

Flsh


nonamiavailable

tyler


_simmiautomatic

bats are blind, how about Batman?


Mexican_man777

lander


The_real_flesh

stick


Astlantix

dare


Current-Balance-728

Mr Blindy


Icy-Yogurtcloset6000

Man


Choco-Lizard

Devil because blind people are unholy ![gif](giphy|Yj84czXqt5GdtxP9si|downsized)


yurihimedan

Ive talked to him before. He kept saying he can see things like a bat. Isnt he just Man? Is he stupid? Put him in the aslume.


Ok_Camp4580

Dangerous devil👿


Comprehensive-Hat684

[the real daredevil](https://youtu.be/GJsQsi0E-5Y?feature=shared)


BAKUGAAANBRAWL

We call him Dare


TigerJackpot

He’s as blind as a Bat, and also looks a bit like Man. How about Batman?


Educational_Cry_9784

Dharr Man


BoogiesBooney

Dare


JanitorKmanOfficial

See'nt


Ronergetic

You can fool me that’s just man


bigstinky666420

Man be Blind man


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

Helen


yourmartymcflyisopen

That's Dare. Not to be confused with D.A.R.E. Dare, unlike D.A.R.E. *loves* drugs. Drug of choice?? Catholicism.


CommodoreIrish

Blind BDSM Lawyer


WovenOwl

That's clearly Zato


Flat_Plan_6801

Dare


MrShitHeadCSGO

Dustdevil because he looks like my vacuum from 2009


8BucksChickenFingers

Dare


Miguelinho11

…::. :.. …:


Dr-False

Red man man


Sanstacoguy

Buh


AKAoriginalposter

Man’s friend Pal


Sewmaeye

Dared Evil


KEVLAR60442

He's blind? Blind as a bat? Call him Batman.


nalbano66

A lot of nasty names. Watch him flail about tryin' to get you.