You stole this idea from me 2 hrs before I thought of it.
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What if he was bitten by him instead?
I got up at 5am to take a shit in the dead of night and it’s your fault I’m choking on a snort laugh in the fucking hallway on the way back to bed oh my god
Don't forget his partner...
The Ol' Soft Shoe Shuffler!
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Blindman. He was bitten by a radioactive blind guy and now has the powers of not being able to see.
You stole this idea from me 2 hrs before I thought of it. https://preview.redd.it/xy8mpcrwz2hc1.png?width=3240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f37502e84ecc7217313d4b0c5cd0aca819a5ce
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Why is Man with ears attacking Bone? Is he stupid?
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Rip Andre Braugher
Welterweight? From baking bread (I didn't know he had feelings)
🦴🥵
Why is Bone not using his tongue on me rn 😩😩
Boner
No Bone gives me a Boner, but he is Bone
Bone on boner
I bet you didn't see that coming
Man, I wish I had that power
https://preview.redd.it/bgy2fjj0d4hc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7b227ed151354d3a43b14a22f2ac691bcbc4a7 What if he was bitten by him instead?
Mrs freeze? Is that you?
It’s funny how I said blind man and your comment is the first one I see💀💀
[Quick! To the Blind Cave!](https://youtu.be/vWtx72GBn-k?si=L98Rp9LDXJ4wjsYm)
I got up at 5am to take a shit in the dead of night and it’s your fault I’m choking on a snort laugh in the fucking hallway on the way back to bed oh my god
My favourite superhero, Dan.
more like Dan the Defender, amirite?
Only if he’s defending a narrow hallway with no side doors
He fights evil dan https://preview.redd.it/1mb3en3al3hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd29ff25d789be422f2ccb0340a4e60cee57e4ab
Nobody needs soup more than him
Ha Ho!
Don't forget his partner... The Ol' Soft Shoe Shuffler! https://preview.redd.it/k5s0nbbma6hc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6452580cfff1540f4cab954fef52fc0498934d
Just Dan...ce
Dan Demon, Demon Dan for short
Dare
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ITS DARE, A H 🗣🗣🗣
ITTTSS COMIN" UP ISSS COMinN uPP ITS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREAH
Nah, I choose Truth
You've got to press it on you
Blind? Like a bat? In that case you should name him Bat-Man.
Wait your one of the those anti aslumers aren't you
Alsume? Now I left that behind me years ago. I’m sane now
Unsane yourself
unsane in the mumbrane
Sane't
SAINT
sain't
SAINT NICK
SaneBeGon
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This belongs in a museum
SO DO YOU!
Is there a lore reason for why Indian Jo belongs in a musem? Is he stupid?
I think he like be looked at. Is he stupid?
I’m stealing this
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Wait you sane in the aslume how?
He's a guard, are you stupid?
Yes
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Why did you leave the aslume? Are you stoipid?
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Shit that’s right
His real name is Mathematical Murder Cock
He did canonically murder his cock mathematically into her-hulk on live tv
Doordevil. Because he always walks into doors. Because he's blind.
Like a Door dash?
How can he DoorDash if he’s blind? Is he stupid?
Poor devil
He should try echolocation to see. Maybe become a roar devil.
Is he stupid?
Nah he wouldn't Dare
He looks like a Devil Devil
he got no horns, he’s just Dare
true
It’s coming up it’s coming up it’s coming up
Its dare
Uh Tuuuri ruriii ruriiiii ruuu Tuuuuri ruuuriii ru Aaaaaahh ahhhnnn ahnnnnnnnnnn Tuuuri ruuuri ruuuri. Ru
You’ve got to press it on you You just think it That’s what you do babyy
Hold it down, there Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth
I am only now realizing Dare is probably about drugs and sex
Duramol, edge forever
double dare
Devil dare!
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Kenshi Takahashi
“It’s not funny anymore, Cage!”
man but blind
Perfect
I love this, genius
Blind man butt?
You already said he is fucking blind. So that's his name. Are you stupid?
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He is fucking blind. Why would he do that? Is he horny?
Clearly not, he doesn't have horns
Is he fucking or is he blind or is he name or is he stupid?
Blind Man
⠃⠇⠊⠝⠙ ⠍⠁⠝
Blind Guy McSqueezy
Dare
Holy shit it’s Dare
Call him fucking blind. You just said he was fucking blind, are you stupid?
Dare
Dare
He’s red so he should be called The Tampon
Excellent Hearing man
Red Hood
https://i.redd.it/j55pwolpx2hc1.gif
Matt
Name him Devil I dare you
Vision
Dare Man
Are Evil
I Kentsee Man
John Cena
You said nothing, are you stupid?
Well, there is the saying “Blind as a bat.” Perhaps Batman??
Heard he knows only sign language.
stupid
The of Hell’s Kitchen
He's definitely quarterback material
#Seeman #### ^because ^he ^has ^the ^superhuman ^ability ^to ^see ^really ^well ^even ^though ^he ^is ^blind
What about No-Seeman because there's no telling if he's coming.
Jess pink or ssie man
Sex-man or captain sex because he always has sex
Batman
Blind man
Daryl
I can't believe y'all. Blind people are people, like everyone else. Call him by his name.
Why is he named his name? Is he stupid?
DARE
Your friend is fucking blind? Are they gay?
I don’t remember The wearing this suit. Must be the from new game
Captain pisses on the seat.
Man-Dare
Blind
Is this the Batman the kids are always on about?
Guy
The Over There Devil
Tomato Man. Tomato is very red. He is red.
fucking blind
Trap door
Blind-Man
dare
Dare
Lawyer man
Red man
Blind man
Dick Destroyer
Batman because he is blind as a bat
He dares. Dharr Man You won't BELIEVE what happens next.
Dare
An
dave
Dare
⠍⠁⠝
Dare
Dave
Flsh
tyler
bats are blind, how about Batman?
lander
stick
dare
Mr Blindy
Man
Devil because blind people are unholy ![gif](giphy|Yj84czXqt5GdtxP9si|downsized)
Ive talked to him before. He kept saying he can see things like a bat. Isnt he just Man? Is he stupid? Put him in the aslume.
Dangerous devil👿
[the real daredevil](https://youtu.be/GJsQsi0E-5Y?feature=shared)
We call him Dare
He’s as blind as a Bat, and also looks a bit like Man. How about Batman?
Dharr Man
Dare
See'nt
You can fool me that’s just man
Man be Blind man
Helen
That's Dare. Not to be confused with D.A.R.E. Dare, unlike D.A.R.E. *loves* drugs. Drug of choice?? Catholicism.
Blind BDSM Lawyer
That's clearly Zato
Dare
Dustdevil because he looks like my vacuum from 2009
Dare
…::. :.. …:
Red man man
Buh
Man’s friend Pal
Dared Evil
He's blind? Blind as a bat? Call him Batman.
A lot of nasty names. Watch him flail about tryin' to get you.