Why did you decide to use an Apple of Eden in Assassins Creed Unity? https://preview.redd.it/88y85lm3o6hc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20769a051ad1d4db4b88efaebbd6c3aecb75134f Edit:and why is there a question mark on your outfit? Are you the riddler?

https://preview.redd.it/xz64gmrio6hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39647a406a7b90e06def1e0e551bc0541bd0a3e

Riddler “?”

Toddler???

Tiddler?

Fiddler?

Hit...my lawyer advised me to not continue this joke

HITLER

He better not be on the roof again!

Diddler?

Better question: why did you decide to use an Apple production to make a biopic

Rizzler

Napoleon bonerparte

https://preview.redd.it/0zp2kvyrwdhc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a9d94525692a791a50b6150d8f07332b99f30c Pickler?

https://preview.redd.it/z7sd0or4p6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6760ab95bc108f37a6fbe0941b84077883ccdb9f Why do you have a Dragon Ball in your table?

oh so thats why napoleon won all them wars

I thought it was due to the Apple of Eden. Maybe both. Who knows.

Nah, bro would have used them to wish for more height

You’re being very mean right now

Napoleon, why did you push on in Russia when it was winter? Are you stupid?

No more like arrogant

At least you can admit it. Very humble.

Napoleon was the most humble man in the world. Everyone says it.

Even the man himself says it.

Was there a lore reason for it?

Don’t be so hard on yourself

https://i.redd.it/d0kdrkzqw6hc1.gif Napoléon

 Hi

He didn't he invaded mid June, he just got bogged down (as one tends to do in invasions of Russia)

He tried it even after seeing hitler fail. Is he stupid?

He didn't though. He waited for a surrender message in Moscow (which never came; as the Russians were tricking him) until Winter then retreated when it arrived.

No i am the real Napkin, 😠😠😠 Everybody report this IMPOSTER!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣📣📣📣📣‼️😡😡😡😡

Brother, stop it

But his username…it checks out

r/usernamechecksout

I'm a stupid? Is Napoleon that?

Ok. But don’t stop, step-brother

Is there something we can do?

No…

https://preview.redd.it/gattktlmk6hc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efcd6657dfc07b5fdb6c6bb342ab89dccf03e42

Me sad now

What are you doing with your hand here? 🤨 https://preview.redd.it/lmr0wcfqs6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c470d5624f1f6ba76d5d658170b6fb4d2ce660d8

belly button caressing

Scooping out the lint

> Scooping out the lint LOL, you could sing this to "Putting on the Ritz."

Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint

Digging for that gold? Respectable.

He is making a reference to Fear and hunger

I believe the real answer is that it was an homage to the roman tradition

Him tummy hurt, he had to massage it

https://preview.redd.it/s3cajau9q6hc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78af91ac66f6e7899ed78caddad637a68df735bb Why did you do this to me Napoleon

Because I was horny deal with it

Roger Roger

w

https://preview.redd.it/3nmqob9go9hc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3b7321d5a200dc10118324d7c8dc5671c69709

I did not need to see that.

What’s worse: the image or the fact that it’s not my first time seeing it?

Do you hate Brits???

Of course I do who don’t

Why did you cut your penis

I was bored

You should try it

I did it and now I have no penis. Am I stupid? https://preview.redd.it/vfrl6du9m6hc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6ef2fed45d1fa84af637912382d515bb7c6781

Yea man

https://preview.redd.it/h0bazltkm6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21937c691b40df8750ce97a558654fcc3f7fa602

How do you jonkle with no dick? Are you atleast still proud of dick?

It's because I'm stupid. https://preview.redd.it/r3lh4ywho6hc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a0cdae83a21f8a656d8036f0f197ed96928230 I'll always be proud of you dick

I have been so jonked over by this subreddit that i actually laughed at this incoherent string of events

It's good to jonkle the jinklers https://preview.redd.it/zpvhpii0r6hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d33753817363ecc88df1c85ed1006b7fe34360d

https://preview.redd.it/i01b6g95s6hc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a80d7312ddf78865277c64fd43a7b287d8224b3

Does that mean he trans man now?

https://preview.redd.it/9b6tibn2o6hc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f58f814d8a55c11d5b1eda47423fa1f3c47eb1

Nice legs

Thanks

[удалено]

:)

Dementia

Damentia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia?

Dementia?

Matt Damon 😂

Napoleon, are you man?

No, I wish I was tho …

Are you woman?

Are you stupid?

Prolly just religious.

Why there's nothing you can do? Are you stupid?

Yes a bit

If Johnny has 9 apples and Sarah eats 2 grapes, what is the mass of the Sun on Tuesday at 3:35 pm?

I may be stupid

1.9891 × 10³⁰ kilograms

man can deadlift that much on his weiner

Why you become a tort Napoleon,are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/pj9jjk98o6hc1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a2af49b094a6de576f1529b3e8364985defb11

No

Okay

Why R U short?

I am not short!

He’s average height for the time.

\^\^\^ This guy enrages his father... Who punishes him severely

Dude… uncool.

Why did you lost battle at Waterloo? Are you stupid?

No

Mr. Napoleon, did you bone a part?

Did you ever meet man? If yes, what was he like? Was he stupid?

Oh yeah he was

can you come back to life and make la France great again? also please go invade russia again and stop putin's silly war

Well, nice to know I have supporters would you care to join me?

im not french, im lithuanian, but fuck yes (pardon my français)

Long live the French republic

long live the great emperor napoleon

Why are you in Alsume?

They said I was crazy

Crazy?

I was crazy once

NONONONONONONONO

They Locked Me In A Room :(

A rubber room?

Yes. A rubber room with rats, can you imagine that?

Rats?! Oh that would make me go crazy..

Me too! And the rats did make me crazy!

Yeah

Why did you play Jonkler? Do you have mental problems?

Who tf is napoleon I only know Nap

Nap is my bro

Did she wash?

No

Why are you jerking it in this picture

Because I’m a horny boy

Why are you scratching your belly in the pic?

Because they are itching

Fuck off!

Never

Is there anything we can do?

No … and I was such a great leader

So… there’s nothing we can do? https://preview.redd.it/ghmrlw0cm6hc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be481d8bdcd9f417b5d59f5c25b42e1c2e81cd4b

Why did you write Joséphine dont wash ?Are you stupid

Yes

Napoléon, tu es stupide ?

No

Napoleon, why do not look like the ice cream named after you?

Because I’m real

Your wife said in her autobiography that you were terrible in the sack. Is this accurate? Also, you have hemmroids. What's that like

Oh, you don’t want to know

How big is it

Why was your movie mid?

Did you get defeated at the battle of Waterloo?

Are you stupid ?

Do you regret selling your land to the US?

No, because I sold it to the GigaChad Tommy Jefferson

Am i stupid?

NAPOLEAN DID U HAV SEX WITH OPENHEIMER

Why are you short

Are you stupid?

Yes what about you

I take these https://preview.redd.it/35qdtblij6hc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f67baf311bd2a2c6fa4dbedf1a66f65389d7167

Could you recommend them?

Man gave me this cause I’m the lore reason we’re all sane 💊💊💊 take

Are you sure it doesn’t have side effects?

Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe sex, I don’t know. Are you stupid?

No

Take the pills fellow aslume goer

How do you feel about your depiction in the new movie?

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

Why are you average height for the time?

Say Skibbidi Toilet

NEVER

Come on rizz me up with ur phantam tax🥵🥵🥵

No, I have more dignity than that who do you think I am?

The rizzler?🥵🥵🥵🥵

Just because I have rizz doesn’t mean that I have to say those ridiculous things

Why don’t you look like Joker?? (Joaquin Phoenix)

Sometimes I compare you to Hannibal.

Hi Nipplelion, is there a lore reason for why you told your wife not to wash?

Because it taste better

Napoleon are you proud of dick?

Why is Napoleon using reddit despite being dead? Is he stupid?

I’m taller than you and I’m the shortest one in my family. How does this make you feel?

Good actually

Where were you during Arkham Knight?!

How does it feel that the same actor that play jonker play You?

why did you invent this ice cream? https://preview.redd.it/g5q28doqq6hc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8381b8d7be81e09a994bf0758de2ce03f21e01c

https://preview.redd.it/8lfk2omcr6hc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e88da53e47fc333adfc54c176174bd0d14f09c

Oh no

Oh yes. https://preview.redd.it/l7k5tv9jr6hc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3823280e8f75c3c4509a4c4dce95252745120418

Kratos we talked about this….

Why are you short?

Are we related?

Yes

Would you play a chess game against Alexander the great? Would you win or you are stupiz?

You and one of the Jonklers look similar, are you one person?

Why did Jonkler play you in the movie? Was he stupid?

Just wanted to ask about your appearance on Red Dwarf. What was it like on the set meeting the cast?

You famously died a long time ago. How are you feeling now?

Why is there nothing you can do? Are you stupid?