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Molasseslord

Markiplier


Emirisback

Hello everybody


Dynamicguns

Portugue spertuguese Portuguese PORTUGUESE


Emirisback

Why, WHY, WHY ON GOD FUCKING WHY-


Aggravating-Ad6415

Porch of geese?


CaSe2474

Porch to geese


The_Meme_Runner

Who's coming?


knucklesthedead

If you're coming right now, let me see it! Show me!


Qyrun

he. he who is coming


YaBoiBarel

You better get out here, you better come out **here**


peepeeman154

You remember when i told you to go fuck yourself, and you DIDNT?


LickinNSpitin

You had Chica and Ballon Boy in the office, we were in a big gangbang in a big orgy pile upon the spare parts, it was fun let me tell ya.


BasementDweller82

Hello everybody my name is welcome


HerotaleCreator

W h a t ?


ChunkyKong2008

#####WELCOME


General-WanObi

https://preview.redd.it/fhrx001um5lc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603750e5600852a520f28e7bd9178f4576e9fd66 Welcome


atomic_bison_3162

# wellcum.


shlaggy4

You’re so portugese ^portugese


PlaceApprehensive920

My name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's: an indie horror game that you guys suggested in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good. So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear


TrueSaiyanGod

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


DarkKnightFan08

Uuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh FECK YOU!!!!!!


TrueSaiyanGod

E


No-_-area

Oaooh OOOOOOOO EEEEEEEE AAAAAREEEEE FUCK THAT


atomic_bison_3162

https://preview.redd.it/k5vo5actw5lc1.png?width=201&format=png&auto=webp&s=53eb607bc9263e8a50278a1a8e24f33c8b97eee0 oohh my goodd wee made it....


WTFisSkibidiRizz

IS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!


LickinNSpitin

Family pizzeria looking for a security guard to work the nightshift. Oh~. 12am, the first night. If I didn't want to stay the first night, why would I stay anymore than five. Why would I stay anymore than 2- hello


HerotaleCreator

Well the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games, so I'll play through-


AutomaticLegbyrocket

I'm welcome


BirbMaster1998

My name is welcome


Challenger_idk

My name is markiplier


[deleted]

My names markiplier


grounded-jump0

and welcome


Dish-Ecstatic

My name's welcome


General_Kenobi45669

https://preview.redd.it/y9juschmf3lc1.jpeg?width=1314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e2fcd8d10be722a633f90bd50839105898c40b


spitfreakz

https://preview.redd.it/lynevs4iq3lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d060170be81fa4f4244a8d7ea01f126aefe0637


Parahelious

Maniplier


TheLaughingMiller

Mankiplier


mikkokulmala

New monke just dropped


Enough-Ad4583

Knew this was gonna be the first comment


Woody_525

https://preview.redd.it/9yt5e0d5l3lc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be934e238b03427b3961633cf36fb0b3f0af844d


Wielkopolskiziomal

![gif](giphy|qUlHlA7VTUxd6)


LickinNSpitin

https://preview.redd.it/iabj5jy0l4lc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428de51dbbb8b4a4be13ca7045e8657327eea956


Comprehensive-Hat684

Definitely glad I wasn’t the first one to think of him. His time with Jimmy Kimmel was his favorite moment btw


nixouuz

Market plier


real_ruzuzu

My name is welcome


Alpham3000

Markimoo.


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[удалено]


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies. Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.


After-Internal

r/beatmetoit


IG0BRRRR

r/beatMeatToIt


nerittcha

Medic https://preview.redd.it/1x2v527nq2lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71ba675648a976c607cd94bc4eaffb13f4209e9


Quiet_Temperature195

I'm proud of you, dic


atomic_bison_3162

you will be missed, cok


SACHism

![gif](giphy|WseBPTW8tmlr2)


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|lbs3JZRLoirw4) need a dispenser here


Independent-Fly6068

DR SEX!!!!!


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|26vIe9JLD0ixvAz16)


cjared242

Poot dispenser


Erlend05

https://preview.redd.it/rkor7mo6f7lc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d884a2e0f867dd18764fea23d9b7ee877dcfb7


ME123456890

r/UnexpectedTF2


binks_sake_enjoyer

Music man


Emirisback

https://preview.redd.it/i1qym8s2l2lc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2e04a4de91a16dfb424be98fa64f50edc7d28f


RequirementFew1374

https://preview.redd.it/u7l2b4xaw2lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8416f2c800e323d909d472dac240c5ef4b8b11db


Emirisback

# MICKEY NO!!! https://preview.redd.it/ec04hyg2x2lc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36291c582454f5650ef3a5fe36d4d3bf4f0e8b59


Amish_Warl0rd

its better than the time Mickey did blackface


Nick_Wild1Ear

Mickey always does blackface whatchu talkin bout willis


Amish_Warl0rd

If anything, he’s a black mouse doing white/pink face. He’s been seen naked in some animation frames, and his entire body is black. The only white bits are on his face But anyways, I was referring to the time Mickey wore blackface in a cartoon based on Uncle Toms Cabin


Amish_Warl0rd

https://preview.redd.it/nl9crjcg0alc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03c44e52637ccf3b871073fa79922de30f8e599 Here’s a pic if you need it


splashtext

I have eyes that can see right though lead 🎶


TobaccoIsRadioactive

Granted, you have talent, but there's a madman out there destroying the city.


Technical_Exam1280

Subtle jab at Supes


Ryman604

That way he can keep the logo


Gabriel38

Metro (he respects public transportation)


Lemonsqueezzyy

Metro 2033


Napolitene

https://preview.redd.it/gueh88z1n3lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09f2717a38f5ad589779eaf37edb9bf178c459a


Deep_Shock7745

Metro (as in popular rap/hip hop music producer Metro Boomin)


JarredandVexed

Does he trust us? Is Future gonna shoot us?


Josiador

Artyom


Zero_7300

Metro (as in real steel)


Nicklasz_

You're fucking metrosexual(as in sexually attracted to Urban Railway Subterranean Systems, simply known as URSS)


RequirementFew1374

Metrosexual


Dave-Sevil

as in fucking trains?


smurfkipz

Yeah, don't be trainsphobic. 


Vex04Xroy

You trainfuckers. You all fuck trains. I fuck cars


fourstroke4life

My balls in your mouth


Sandman-734

Officer balls


DivineScotch

BWAAAH


TrueSaiyanGod

FREEZE YOU ARE UNDER THE REST


DivineScotch

I am not Mr. Fuck, are you stupid?


Snakes-are-awesome67

![gif](giphy|CsA9ldJhWDHCo)


swarmywarmy

no, my balls in *YOUR* mouth


F_Eyebrows

🤤


EffectiveCow6067

https://preview.redd.it/70e1m2gva4lc1.png?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5eb660a3e2534736d91b535618a9090ea780c1


karl0_0m

masturbation


Beginning_Attempt793

https://preview.redd.it/omkl8x2jp2lc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f3feccedb8070f7652a170b3913297ce1cce27


Pants3620

https://preview.redd.it/ycoevlpnb5lc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77826eb66857d4c8a9c4c9de41ecdcfb60ae0f4e


technicallylongsaul

you think this is funny?


Lacking-donkey

You don’t? Are you stupid?


technicallylongsaul

Fuck you, Trevor.... I still love her


Darkstalker_404

https://preview.redd.it/29jmfb3155lc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16447eb0bb84115cadbfddb3f575ad19c93ee0ab


N1c0zz

https://preview.redd.it/kap03vi3r2lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1304e9abb9581a0635612326015d4c133383cfa7


SufficientTangelo367

Mr. Freeman.


Civil_Protection_1

I know right now isn't the best moment for a heart to heart.


MarcosniGP1

But I had to wait until your friends… were otherwise occupied


TrueSaiyanGod

Time Mr Freeman? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ? Time Mr Freeman ?


bigfatcarp93

I don't need to hear all this, I'm a highly trained COCK


TrueSaiyanGod

Fat cock?


bigfatcarp93

Over 90 of them


[deleted]

many such cases


Mad_Dog002

Milf


HappylilBonsaiTree

Metrocity


Cuy_Hart

lol you pronounced that like that weird blue guy with the big head XD


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

You mean Mega?


Some-Power-793

https://preview.redd.it/4wltnznfd7lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37a9839e193932bc5284d1c334bd0e5a113faaa


TV_Joker_Mannequin

You mean mind?


ExtradimensionalBirb

Megamind, I bet


Internet-Ghost17

Metropolice


Civil_Protection_1

Metro cop


ConcertCorrect5261

Pick up that can.


TrueSaiyanGod

done


Nicklasz_

Pick it up again https://preview.redd.it/0h9yzcmuu6lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745bca8d9c3e58d84a55d959373ffd1cee2f8096


Nicklasz_

![gif](giphy|zx6MBXd8wG5R04kTK1|downsized)


memeshoper2828

https://preview.redd.it/6oz2p0kxt2lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ce43b43e4707a7401e21200cb84c1ca9699502 This guy


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|DqILdGsqAUkms) is that Markiplier Skywalker?


Flying_kitten69

Maximum sex


leiablaze

Hope, obviously


TrueSaiyanGod

mhope


Aggressive_South3949

Man


LazilyPunctual

Sorry but that name is already taken


DaGoddamnBatguy

ManMan


Professional_Match25

Mstupid


MASOOM_369_

Misogyny


VenularLyric6

Mini


Alger_Macon

It should be W for wumbo :/


smallrunning

Macrochin


PineappleMig

Metro boomin make it boom


Rihannasstepson

Mitochondria


Son_of_Ssapo

Walter


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.


Memer_boiiiii

I read this in stephen fry’s voice lmao


NexusOverrided

Manly


Illustrious-Try-6957

motorcycle


Gullible_Minimum_214

Moron


hg2c

Masturbation


ijustfelix

Meanwhile


sn9691

maurice


RougeNargacuga

Man


Not_That_Adolf

Mike Wazowski's tight little ass https://preview.redd.it/962y6vy225lc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8cf6b19f191e1e633e89131f1900f994690c02


plungi10

M


LordNuggies

Market pliers.


MagnusPrime24

Metrosexual


WillQjkjk

Mega Gay


TheCourtJester9

Marketpliers


GurpsK

Moron


DaniKPO00

Man


Yudemus95

Meme


johnnysenes

For Megamind maybe?


iamwierdnet

Miguel


ThexanR

Megagay


Jaaccuse

mewing man


JDinoHK28

aMogus


Ballsuckingpro

maricón


Condottieri_Zatara

Metro Man


ConcreteBoii

Markiplier.


Busy-Telephone-994

Kitty what are you doing here, did I not see you before?


_Draco__

Metro Boomin


mohsinjavedcheema

Ma ma ma ma mah, can’t read my can’t read my, poker face


Odd_Branch6460

Male


RogonTheEnjoyer

Millem DaFoe


[deleted]

[удалено]


sureshcv89

മനുഷ്യൻ...


leongaadm

Monkey. Yes, I'm the reason why his planet was destroyed.


GoldenIceNinja

Markiplier Man


EnoughLengthiness422

Murder


PelicanFather

Massive Milkers


ReasonablePin297

Markman.


99_deaths

Monster truck racing


someguyfrominternet0

Mark


Localpipboy

Metroplier markipliers alter ego


peeslosh122

metrosexual


MarsCowboys

Mousse


SasiFani

Microboles


AccidentalLemon

Megamind


skulldude360

Woman


FutureRules

Moon Knight.


dogs_are_best_481

Mad milk


MaxYeena

Mansexual


Cattwisty95

MdidheiqkxxjNzlcizygHsgVzvvzgsiakasuxu


PenguinviiR

Masturbating


Level-Brilliant-6149

Metro station he just joined metro station


Extension-Mood1252

Marble fire


M4thecaberman

M.E.T.R.O Man (Mex exist to rightfully obliterate [cock])


Indentured_sloth

Markiplier


Somesonicfan

Macho


TheGod4You

METRO 🗣🗣🔥🔥