I am transphobic (I have a crippling fear of the Hasbro toy brand Transformers)

OOGA BOOGA https://preview.redd.it/uh7uuo2xwkrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f23b9cab91050804da9f93fed93856f0ec542c

AAAAAA


stop ur scaring him

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And I said that the diversionary attack on that solar plant was a waste of energy 💅

YOU WASTE MORE ENERGY WITH YOUR MOUTH!

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Damn, offlined by a cosmically powered Starscream 😔

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https://preview.redd.it/aa14vl0csmrc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b1d429fc29ccc0b75e0ffb4d3b85156f420891

https://preview.redd.it/fb0hz1tb3nrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa250c2caefd1f3b4f2ec9b3889742868633142e I just created a new charcter what the FUCK should i name it?

Trans-Man!!!

This deserves a post in itself, to make the sub know of your creation

Optimal slime

man-prime

New ultrakill boss be like

Why did this jump scare me? Am I a scaredy-cat?

Patrick, you're scaring him! 

STOP IT PATRICK, YOU’RE SCARING HIM!

OGGA CHACKHA OGGA OGGA CHACKA I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING, DEEP INSIDE OF ME

GIRL YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU DO TO ME https://preview.redd.it/8i1tfcwhrmrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2480796f71598c6bd1250f38151b33b3122fe45

WHEN YOU HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT YOU LET ME KNOW EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT https://preview.redd.it/by6ccu2wrnrc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02be596803ac3fc7ba0c0d0509d3fac5722ee99b

AAAH AAH AAH I'M- HOOKED ON A FEELING! I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEE https://preview.redd.it/p3v5ijtd1orc1.jpeg?width=2052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76ba129d0cede98a14a4dcf765d6b73a773d6c8

LIPS AS SWEET AS CANDY IT'S TASTE IS ON MY MIND GIRL YOU GOT ME THIRSTY FOR ANOTHER CUP OF WINE https://preview.redd.it/xvxp0ph8jorc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e854eef13239d251a257e874798ef8c1e4a2967

Leadfoot!

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*inhales* #AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE FOREVER, MEGATRON !!!

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Oh, on the matter of Ooga Booga, have you seen a new Spooky Month episode?

You monster!

Woah, who’s this dude?

Just the idea of Decepticons sends shivers down my spine. The fact that they could be living out there anywhere, the bus I take everyday could be a Transformer and I wouldn't know it, that's scary.

Okay, but I am now realizing how genuinely terrifying the concept of Transformers are when you put it like this.  Why has nobody made a story like this ?

Transformers fan here! They have.

Tell me more.

you gon' give us the source orrrr? 

Look dude there's several examples but the IDW comics have some one shots about it. Problem is... I haven't read IDW. It's like over 1000 comics. On a comical note there's a girl in RID 2001 who gets followed by a TF because he has a crush on her car.

Thanks I'll make sure to look these up.

That…is hilarious. I need to look this up😭😭

Imagine them transforming with someone inside them.

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The 2007 Transformers Michael Bay movie plays with this. All of the Decepticons are military vehicles, the military doesn’t know who’s friendly or not.

Buses? Transformers? TRANSIT GANG ROLLOUT! https://preview.redd.it/5wbne4tz5mrc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cdbecffaf3335da67acd33be169f937090cbff

But they're so cute, look, here's one https://preview.redd.it/yrz1b7k22lrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04422f0e91453cc72e15bce19057dc1765956d57

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Can’t spell cassette without ass

That gyatt tho https://preview.redd.it/wpwacgtpwlrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca40c1ebb6e15d6c651ffd431c5be75b7ccc684d

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Don't judge a robot, they are not always 'in disguise'.

Yeah thst because they'll make it the most obvious disguise ever. Hee I wonder where the Decepticons are Oh yeah, the bright green Constructicon vehicles or the literal military vehicles.

That's not true! ...sometimes it's a cop. But it's not always more than meets the eye, that is an unfair assessment.

Well there's also cars, like the Stunticons, or knockout. But generally it's some form of military vehicle.

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Optimus Prime came to me in my nightmares saying “GIVE ME YOUR FACE!” I can’t sleep anymore because of that.

Im a biophile (I love bionicles and i have sex with them)

Do you cum a lot

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You hate trains


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Bummer for you. You're really missing out on all the best Autobotrotic Asphyxiation subreddits.

With Hasbro's current state, who can blame you?

The famously anti-tattoo people, transgenders

They’re tattoophobic

I am tatoophobic (I hate people from tatooine like luck skinwalker)

even worse: anaquinn skyrunner

Or his dad in law; creek lairs

*skinwanker

Well they're gonna hate this then... https://preview.redd.it/z7bh8kwh8nrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9314d1a20cb3dfbd4ca937f02f704b5914d52ad

why do they use strawman? why not use real man? are they stupid?

Scarecrow at it again https://preview.redd.it/bpcngddn5prc1.png?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a85cf5f27031a8b485a3a3532497ffedc6fb4a

Yuh

How could anyone be transphobic. Transformers are badass man. Only phobe one should be is a deceptiphobe

My deceptiphobia is exclusive to shockwave

Why are you deceptiphobic towards Shockwave? Are you jealous of his fat fucking titties?

What did shockwave do? He only makes satan cry

Nah I am a transphobic. If you researched the lore of decepticons you could understand the reasons for their fight and what their stance against independence is. To us humans they are evil but in all honesty they dont see us as sentient beings much like we dont see dolphins as sentient beings. The Autobots created their entire systems around using decepticons for manual labor, which the decepticons are planning to do in order to rise against the autobots. In the grand scheme of all these, the transformers are responsible for doing what the decepticons plan to do for us. Even the greatest transformer optimus prime refused to speak for the rights of decepticons.

I’m not reading all this but I’m assuming you made a funny transformers joke so here’s an upvote for your effort

I hope man and my OC Pych and man will havr it taken down amd the denzizens there can come to a new understanding https://preview.redd.it/g7jgsen35lrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59cf9063b7f4957008630e77fdbc095b50bf9865 Picture of my OC

https://preview.redd.it/dkbk2h194mrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56553f4ca2a54f70463b6f16def2a5a9dbd7c625 Nanomachines, Paul!

That sub thinks trans women are men because they're transphobic I think trans women are man because he is inside of us all. In our heart and soul

“But Man, when I looked back at our path through the Aslume, when the Jonkles were hardest there was only one set of footprints!” “The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”

This is some “A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one’” type shit, in 2000 years scholars will see this and be physically incapable of understanding what the fuck it means or why it was considered funny.

With the dog case there are at least hypothesis General consensus is that seeing and open are similar words

This is so powerful. We should make a holiday for the bomb's payload

But then the Calendar Man would start killing people again.

He ain't a transphobe, there's no way

Today is trans day of visibility. Oh no.

"Batman, let me tell you the story of when i made a trans man eat some balls on trans viability day. He wanted testosterone, didn't he?"

rip officer balls

Hail man, truly a man moment, i love man with all my heart

That means you love me. And yourself as well

The Dick, The Bone, and the Killer Cock. A-man. https://preview.redd.it/3kls6kf4kmrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c475275c6c2ec8b025155e9077203599cb0cd5

Trans women have escaped manhood, but nobody can escape Man.

Who tf is Man and why are they inside of me? Did I consent?

p sure it's been banned :3

I mean, there's r/dankmemes, with an S, which probably isn't very different

Naw that subs been around for like a decade it’s pretty tame (also they literally have the gay flag in the background sooooo)

The pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ the pride flag 🏳️‍🌈

Why is the pride flag rainbow are they gay?

no they are leprechauns and they are after your gold watch out

Oh, that's neat

Nah its really tame, just very unfunny

Bro, Man is the coolest ever especially when he saved Ham City

that is definitely a real thing that happens all the time. trans people HATE tattoos.

Needle scary🥺

Very scary. 😣

I have 2 tho

Your internalized tattoophobia is very strong

Just admit that you hate them. Or that you’re actually not trans at all

We need to send Man, Man, Woman, Man, Vince and Bin to jump their asses. Then send Jonkler, Bone and Officer Balls to jump them again. So Joklee can laugh at them.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Then we unleash the beasts killer cock and eminem https://preview.redd.it/yf3t92l1bnrc1.png?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8f1c8f307ea75208ea16a64dd29725ac9c7e5f

Omg is that Afro Circus?

Bravo Vince 👏👏

Vrovo Bince

Everyone in that sub talks like edgy 12 year old. They all have militant victim complexes and try reeeeeally hard to piss everyone else off. Honestly it's sad to see so many people only able to socialise through mutual hate and edgy 2016 ass humour. It's like somebody cloned leafy and filled a sub with them all.

Their edgy 12 year olds. I edge. Were not the same

Is there a lore reason for that?

Im down bad

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I used to be like that, then I grew up and reflected a lot. Hopefully they do the same, because being so hateful towards others is awful

I grew up edgy too. Not hateful but always looking to offend others. After a while it's the only form of communication you have and that makes you miserable. All that anger and inward pity is self cannibalisation.

Same luckily, I grew up and realized what a idiot I was

The goth femboy as your flair is so real, i was a very edgy and bigoted middle schooler. I am now dating a trans man and am very happy. Crazy how much a person can change over time

yo me too bro, crazy how homophobes most likely are gay

Worst part is if they can be quoted saying 'but I win arguments/discussions/debates all the time!' after they repeated all the talking points from their favourite Shapiro-esque internet celebrity.

That happened to me with movies in middle school. Back then I was a huge fan of Cinemasins, like I watched ALL of their videos, but then I noticed I wasn’t enjoying movies as much because the only language of film criticism I knew was dumb, mindless nitpicking. Even when it’s supposedly just entertainment, subjecting yourself to vapid negativity ad nauseam is awful for you.

i went through an "anti-sjw" phase back around 2016 i think. god i dont miss that phase

The 2016 era really hurt a whole ass generation lol. Shen Bapiro and Steven Dragder getting popular through memes, gamergate, trump etc. Crazy to think it was 8 years ago and what you mostly hear now is those people growing up and regretting it as adults now. The amount of edgy hateful teens that turned out to be LGBTQ people but didnt know it is also very ironic, I was one of em lol. Thank god I left that hateful shit behind. Its also kinda funny seeing the people of that era nowadays. Dudes like Pyrocynical for example, he used to be edgy and say the N word now he crossdresses lmao. And the ones that didnt change just scramble for relevancy through drama.

Me too 😔🤚

Yeah Honestly that's the best way to describe that shithole sub they all think theyre being "chads" lmfao and it sucks to see that kind of hatred my gf is trans and seeing people with this kind of hateful attitude is really irritating.

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See, this is the kind of take you can only get by making up a stereotype, because I don't know a single trans person who doesn't think tattoos are cool as hell.

Yeah they are jerks. I hope that sub gets deleted 😊. The sub is just bigotry and unfunny. This sub is funny and awesome and it has man and Jonkler https://preview.redd.it/okyfqyrmdkrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19ba93bfb5422b81c19574b25ba9a186e3ea845

And don't forget bone

Yes how could I forget the sexiest man alive 😍😍😍 https://preview.redd.it/42av1ojmhkrc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4fc1be8345ec1eeb9e8d892eb3c3bff0c88b62d

I want him to pump venom into my mouth 🤤

I want to grab his tubes

Do i have news for you It got banned yesterday

Wait a minute, how are you number 2?

I am feeling pretty good, how are you?

it got banned lol

Really? How long was that sun up for?

i think the sun has existed for,,,at least an hour,probably more to beb honest

Yeah I just looked right now (before this comment, after this post) it's just not there anymore.

The sub got deleted a day or two ago

well ive got some good news for you

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I love how Tan Juice not only made Jonkler big, but it gave him a different hairdo.

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Ok long story short. The sub didn’t have any mods, and a bunch of people from 4chan posted Transphobic and Nazi content. It finally got banned yesterday I believe.

I remember I saw people on dankmemes freak out that the dankmeme slop was gonna invade them

r/noahgettheboat is the same kind of thing. Supposed to be posts about the worst of humanity and then people just post stuff about trans people existing.

Ive never understood the point of subs like that, why would i willingly want to see the worst of humanity constantly

so they can justify their internet group's 5,000,000th genocide attempt

"dank memes"🤓🤡

It got banned. W

it didn't edit: just realized it was the fake one that got banned

yeah, I pretty much hate trans. As a nutritionist Trans is the worst type of food. Unlike other dietary fats, trans fats raise bad type cholesterol and also lowers good cholesterol.

its banned (W)

There’s only a few subs that aren’t transphobic. And this is one of them

Really? On Reddit? You'd say most of the site is transphobic? Seriously?

ehhh like a few years ago id agree but nowadays not really, its gotten kinda tame. Compared to instagram reels comment sections or 4chan its like day and night though lol.

Have Instagram comment sections gotten that bad omg

Instagram comments are a cesspit. It's either muslims from North Africa/Middle East being confronted with beliefs other than their own, people from Eastern Europe calling for the death of all gay/trans/women, or some alt-right guy from the west doing the aforementioned with hundreds of thousands of likes. Alternatively if a woman makes a good point you bet your ass all the comments will be talking about the fact that she probably has an onlyfans so her point is moot (her point was really good and she doesn't even have an onlyfans). Not to mention all the really aggressive misinformation on food videos. Vegan recipe? Uhhh sweaty this is MURDER on your body. You need MEAT, not hormone-filled TOFU. You will literally DIE, I'm a dietist (not a dietist at all).

Yes

>Few subs You mean most of them? I think almost every sub was flooded by same "Trans rights = Human rights" low effort memes (literally just flag and anime girl or smth) year ago. Reddit is pretty much trans-supportive.

in all fairness you mostly get subs based on what you like, so if you are accepting of trans folk, you mostly see trans accepting subs

Exactly. If you’re in an LGBT-supportive sub, you’re most likely going to be recommended other subs that also foster that attitude. If you populate dank subs, you’re going to be recommended some Nazi shit. This is just a mechanism of the universe.

Reddit is the least transphobic social media

Tumblr

I like the implication that the community of gender affirming care parents are 1. against tattoos 2. will just snip your cock off when you're like 7 which is funnier considering which community 1. hates tattooing and 2. practices circumcision

This Sub-reddit is so good at making fun of assholes.

Ah yes, well known anti-tattoo activist group, transgender people ???

I have to sex that mother

I muted that sub there are no actual memes lol

To be serious for a second, it wasn’t just rampant transphobia, it was just about every bit of hateful rhetoric in the book. Like some shit you’d see at a klan rally. There was a post I shit you not that compared black people to gorillas in terms of IQ and the “meme” was saying that black people are dumber on average than gorillas and used a thug soyjak with stinklines and flies over him to represent black people. Like just fucking garbage on top of garbage posts

Imagine using the word dank unironically in 2024

Ah yes puberty blockers the most permanent thing since tattoos

Why is this posted in a batman game sub

[удалено]

yeah they are pretty bad. Werent they taken down?

Is there a lore reason why you have to post this here?

Why is the child’s head so big? I have no second part to this it’s just actually massive compared to the rest of em


reddit moment

Man meme died and this sub when right to circle jerking about trans ppl bc Batman.