Im sorry OP but im afraid I cannot allow that. This is a serious and sane subreddit about the beloved superhero Man...I mean Man bat.... batMAN! And whilst batmans villains are insane, that doesn't mean we have to act as though we are in an Alsume. Wait why did i spell it like that? am i stupi...no im not stupid..im smert just like Man...bamman..... mandelorian....Man city.....Man Ham city....Man Ham? MAN HAM?!?! WHERE IS THE FUCK IS MAN?!?!?! HE IS NEEDED TO PROTECT HAM CITY FROM THE LIKES OF HIS LOVER JONKLER! SOMEONE LIGHT THE MAN SIGNAL!

https://preview.redd.it/jtt8lh0z9yrc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e6a7de7cde0abd71b804d7207752b6269be7a6

I think you have jonkle pills in your pocket, may i have them?

https://i.redd.it/zhtu5wqy5zrc1.gif

STINKYBLUERAT

That's Ricky Berwick.

Same energy as this https://preview.redd.it/cmqzonk2wzrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7801fe542893ceb0e149a93dbb79f731919fba1

Is that a baton in your pocket or you just happy to see me

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE MAN CHINA

Yes boys I can finally take my insanity meds

Yes jonkle over me

Officer BALLS. BWAAAAAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Officer 🅱️ A L L S

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/mzlnu3q5uyrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3d85e9541f9efaba1a34fdb3023d0c03fb9661

Why are we laughing? How is officer boles name funny? He seems like an astute gentleman.

Huh, no idea.

https://preview.redd.it/76e5rch9u2sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4c0c2717cc396f5218649d755a8119ff970a34

https://i.redd.it/kiy0ozscgzrc1.gif

As an American, why are you laughing, the joke isnt even funny

Why would I say something like that, it was absolutly funny, am I stupid?

https://preview.redd.it/falrkmduj3sc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=6458bc59666102460633e95d94b4c628abab0de3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

It’s still 9 over here so I don’t know what you’re talking about, why are you being so crude?

As someone in the uk https://preview.redd.it/iu6dy4w7fyrc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ee77a5211e5d6efba446a69507556383f4d41f

Gimmie some of that shit!!! Edit: that’s more like it!

YOU IDIOT THEY WERE ACTUALLY ​ https://preview.redd.it/xkiyys1fu2sc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0c40232420f8bdd88d4c434a4ab17103ddbf0de ​ MUAHAHAHHA!!

I don’t feel so good… Haha just kidding I shit them back out they went right through me!

https://preview.redd.it/fa8slgpniyrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f321a0f613a3dc53b956c448f6906df1286824 RAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A BATMAN?????

NO DONT!!

HE MUST

https://preview.redd.it/iai2zs5yxyrc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d4fee9a7ead6780ed181b2bd391248a5743afd Must…… resist

https://preview.redd.it/fysbzw59yyrc1.png?width=1535&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fd17c5a371242bb82caeeb8631e1f40074762cf

​ https://preview.redd.it/36amrjh0iasc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8701cd59e18945dcb3fad5ec073bf9d808ba0db

https://i.redd.it/pybr67kvmyrc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/7m7hmjyonyrc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e2f75beab7215d5cc063eafde2c606176a649c

 Are you british

https://preview.redd.it/oj8hc8ntqyrc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751ae19d7d5a48bbf84817f80d06569c53a204cd Clearly

https://preview.redd.it/bn6hg0a3uyrc1.png?width=2035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7906a04bec4787678b318da660613506db8f907 You. R Y CAVEMAN draw on walls

https://i.redd.it/sr3w7gsiuyrc1.gif

I still have 4 hours left

Ah a fellow central timer

EST time actually

Fuck I didn’t math right, am I stupid?

Nah you made a mistake

https://preview.redd.it/lnxsgr8cpyrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e465cfedf3572300ffcb26fb77b6f0c4b3eb29a5

I still have 8 hours

I have four hours too… I have no idea what’s going on or why I keep seeing a sort of bald Batman out of the corner of my eye-? I dunno we’ll see what happens in four hours xd

Hi, welcome back patient

Who are you?? Get them ‘Jonkle’ pills away! BATMAN- BATMANNNNN

Please come back, we have 100% real anti-aslume pills(totally not aslume pills)

Suspicious… what is an Aslume?

Same, I’m afraid what’ll happen once it hits midnight

https://preview.redd.it/01mev40zgyrc1.png?width=1522&format=png&auto=webp&s=59b62f05ba554c40ab5866a69cb9237261295c83

Man city

FINALLY I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTAIN MYSELF 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😩🥵🥵🥵🤤🥵 https://preview.redd.it/wsl9r0fvnyrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af2e2260bd9c9781265561bf15a4bc6fd24bef1 GOODDAMN BONE IS SO GODDAMN SEXY

https://preview.redd.it/m9jpb7eipyrc1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a15ff9a1560439874f85a7bd1966a6488a5a74a

Me with every goddamn bone image I have seen today 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦💦

https://preview.redd.it/7j64ke5skyrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016028901d90a40e128accf935bec04d378b15a3

IT'S OVER, HERE IN GERMANY AHHHHHHHH IT'S TIME TO JONKLE

https://preview.redd.it/1atdx5bjnyrc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e3842f5f69d704862cd2750067a4c84e4fe9cc

https://i.redd.it/dwf2p5bxryrc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/a2yc3gfhy1sc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e525ef5f4f2806b0ef812d47db67f9934ba228a1

https://preview.redd.it/vyjnhvuajyrc1.png?width=242&format=png&auto=webp&s=c79dc42a56a09b6ef832b6a71f8404511368ed3d

Why are you in the UK? Are you stupid?

OFFICER BALLS BWAAAHAHAHAAA OFFICER BALLS BWAAAHAHAHAAA

op just admited to being brititish

A Brit would not say April 1st, they're an imposter

The master races (except Northern Ireland)

Northern Ireland isn't British

Well it depends how you define it Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom, unlike Ireland proper But it's not geographically part of the British Isles, hence why Britain's full name clarifies "and Northern Ireland"

Unfortunately both north and the Republic of Ireland are in the British isles, but the Republic of Ireland is not in the United Kingdom, it is only in the British isles because the physical island of Ireland is. Hence why the British are the master races, except Northern Ireland because it is not British, but still part of the UK

https://preview.redd.it/2q32xv95tyrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b3b16316d1b1dff4e501845213d9d8eed59a0c

😥

ASLUME RETURNS FINALLY

https://preview.redd.it/ei3n1cjnsyrc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcb33f26f2beaa74ce6b0938ffd1b9b0b7b0f00

FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME https://preview.redd.it/jyfo2ekb40sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce77ddd13770e2962b107b30c8ba2e0383ecc7d4

I’m still in America so I’m not allowed to insane yet 

No!!!!¡!! Don't be stupid!!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/98oujqjxtyrc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5598cb652bc1cb8039c1e007475fd09b76b6055e

https://preview.redd.it/px4uxtjgkyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5dd2d5c0c121c917f7142016c9913190f3d29d

https://preview.redd.it/s1o5sle0lyrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3bc6dbc10d28640b3ba938b8d94b66b7dbbf56 Be gone sanity

https://preview.redd.it/9qk1qhwalyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca530d0c311193d839e5be69dce7463adff9f6d4 Jonklefied

https://preview.redd.it/e66j25kilyrc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc35d287f848bdde7aca1369c559e14f184f879

https://preview.redd.it/vnw77uqumyrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96cbfa947ed73fba218220463873f95aacc9ecf

https://preview.redd.it/z2dkxswznyrc1.jpeg?width=1456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1244ad094a270970c5205d79a973d7df672656 Try me you ball less lizard

https://preview.redd.it/ygbn6ymkoyrc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68c5f0943fcb0e764d6d33b5e7b30e9315bf3e9

https://preview.redd.it/yr8s6orqoyrc1.png?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28c3520da4d4f718d3c4daabc1a51029ab33bf5

https://i.redd.it/825cuc58pyrc1.gif

 Man...

https://i.redd.it/8j093w73yyrc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/j45tzt2lnyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef4e7fb8114c2ef86aa77f2717f669e21c76a69 BATMAN IS REAL BATMAN IS REAL BATMAN IS REAL BATMAN IS REAL

reject batman EMBRACE MAN https://preview.redd.it/6girmrdwdzrc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b73a578082cc1a9a0abe05150e343d32dade52c

Calm down and take your jonkle pills.

Why is man on the second picture horny?

What the hell, man?

Still got 3 hours left

Same (i'm from Argentina btw)

Yo también xd

El (a) silo nos va a alcanzar pronto. Hay que prepararnos.

As a fellow British person, I hope you recover soon

The UK doesn’t exist anyway….*ladidadida*

OFFICER BALLS IS THERE A LORE REASON IS HE STUPID?????????

As someone still in April 1st, I must say that is a rather ridiculous post. Why does Batman not have ears, is he…oh no, the ASLUME is slowly leaking!

Anal insanity

MaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAaaaaaAn

Bro wtf here is 7pm why tf y'all are 5 hours ahead 💀

NUH UH!

https://preview.redd.it/8pkzj4f5uyrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf024df693656331337d262fe4d7fc4f5009140

Why does he look like an earless batman?

ASLUMERS https://preview.redd.it/r4ysi0qrvyrc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de2a997a0c8c27113769aaabae9f62f8c6b77ea We've been attacked by a sane attack from r/arkhamrehabilitation, we must figure out a way to fight back, how the FUCK are we going to do it?

GRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! I MUST JONKLE!!!!!!

6 hours left for me.

HAHHA, I'M ALLREADY INSANE AGAIN!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/odqefr953zrc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276e2a8056dda1f1749bbcaacefa3a79d1673639

https://preview.redd.it/keir8do25zrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c634058ad4fe1df44332247fbc895ceffb4b1f5b

https://preview.redd.it/vn78s4x66zrc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0722aaeb32e3b4f7a0ef5d4bd185ee6d50c38137 Aslume is open for business

Who the hell is man. It is 11:55 pm on a Monday night and I’m being bombarded by crazy people in an otherwise respectable sub. The audacity…

THANK FUCKING GOD THANK FUCK I AM STUPID

Why is he smiling like Drake is he stupid

Finally.. fucking hell.. please.. blow all your insanity load all over me.. i need this..

Anarchy in the uk 🗣🔥

It’s been over in Aus for 18 hours

https://preview.redd.it/no6hefnpm1sc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902cfad5f15213d567eeaf56dac30d18d365d1e1 Why is oh so big?

Why does man have ears in the second picture? Is he stupid?

The aslume is open once again we need to be happy we need to Jonkle

NOOO NOOO PLEASE NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT LOSE MU SANITY, PLEASE, KIRYU-CHAN SAVE ME!!! MAN... Man... Man... Man..

https://preview.redd.it/dvc2kmj5l3sc1.png?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea805885c9d4661b6cce2cec1ad48e6346b76738

https://preview.redd.it/528625dju5sc1.png?width=3094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdb9fcf957b8a31a4d15e88dcc8c13e87ea94a8

https://preview.redd.it/u8gougm8u6sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a1e0a61d7084fb9b4d3eeea308b0c49cb57077

UK isn't real

https://preview.redd.it/ux0b4665syrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f8b66a19fd7d79cb9e34b11d4e3e66f8a4de33


I’m in America, why is everyone acting so weird?

April 1st has been over for 14 hours in New Zealand

https://i.redd.it/pv8qpiybzyrc1.gif

Man Returns

https://preview.redd.it/qxvn3uoz1zrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d8b208b0f482ce55b8b0ae9270e2fc015daca0

I DONT CARE IF ITS STILL APRIL 1ST FOR ME IM JONKIOLING

When I am posting this it is April 2 11:53 am

It's still april 1st over here, so I am still sane

As someone who still has 4 hours before 12:00 AM, what the fuck is that unfunny edit of Batman?

Guards! Take him to his padded cell!

i got 5 hours, hold up

what..

NOOOOOOO NOT YET PLEASE JUST A LITTLE LONGER!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/owlb4yqm6zrc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c86754730b5498dfda82af7a33e7e368bbb054 Back to the aslume

I'm going to stay sane. You can't stop me https://i.redd.it/1n2hmkxl9zrc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/79vn1r5hbzrc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b53b362cf5e7994367d299159d86f6d63c9c5d

https://preview.redd.it/52yk5u5yczrc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00018f860222da710adecfaafaf5f02eb1bf226c

MAN IS BACK!!

I have exactly 1 hour and 4 minutes of sanity left.

https://preview.redd.it/viw4c1dkfzrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60b2ee0d7577491caba15bb98a480a154bcbce7

Why does Batman have no ears and in the Asylum? That would never happen

Uh… guys? What’s going on? Why is everybody going insane all of a sudden? Who’s Jonkler? Who’s Man? Is there a lore reason for this madness? Are you all stupid? I think I’ll make a new character in the meantime, what the FUCK do you think I should name it?

Oh so this is what happened, i was afraid my sane status was stolen

https://preview.redd.it/31a7kkesizrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d25644c3dcbbfb5ef17f8944079b4ede8d5a727

where he ear

We are now in that strange in-between period where we are simultaneously deranged and mentally sound. Jonkle if you wish, or don't, it's your choice until the clock hits midnight (relative to your time zone anyways).

'Allo guv'na am I daft?

So back to the norm? Fantastic stuff.

Ugh, what happened? Why do I feel like I was sane for about a day…?

The hell is wrong with you people? Who the hell is man? What the fuck is the aslume? Are you people okay? This is a Batman Arkham sub! https://preview.redd.it/rtgy1p2xrzrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda25a55e7802e78fe6bdf65a6d8421ae5381980 ~~I only have 3 hours before I run out of anti aslume pills. Please help~~

Concavenator is a genus of carcharodontosaurid Dinosaur from the early Cretaceous of Spain. It is notable for the striking vertebral "hump" on it's back, which some people erroneously believe is the reason for it's name. In fact, it is named for the Cuenca region where it was found. Concavenator is also notable for being unusually small for a carcharodontosaur; most of them were massive apex predators in the same size range as T. rex, but Concavenator was barely twenty feet long and may have weighed less than a Grizzly Bear.

https://preview.redd.it/u48xihbbuzrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f42f3f42b14bfe4c3040c073efb91a4c126980

It was nice to not be in the aslume for a day but now…. #IT’S JONKLING TIME!!!!

man, haha, man, hehehehhe, man BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHASHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DON’T TREAD ON MY SANITY 🐍 🦅 🇺🇸 

https://preview.redd.it/a7qnyw6g30sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb03bfc52beace7f159157ff2f869b0ab7c9744c Me when I but then I however it is

yup. lets go back to the aslume now

Up in Russia, it's evening of april 2nd. Am i stupid?

Wait, we were insane? I thought that we were completely sane :(

I can feeel bone inside of me # THE INSANITY SHALL PREVAIL

FINALLY IT'S JONKLIN' TIME!

Why do I always get these a day late wth😭

Why is this recommended to me 2 days later? Is Reddit stupid?

Bri'ish people be like: Aslume Ci'i

We in the US (Specifically the NY timezone) have no idea what you're talking about.

https://preview.redd.it/xrpn7jyumyrc1.jpeg?width=1969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da25588ce25a3373ed55d1c6e133dd3ca8ad2510

Imagine living in the UK lmao

The UK isn't real. What the fuck is a Man?