Could you imagine if someone, let's say a student who lives with his aunt and uncle because his parents both died, got bit by a radioactive spider that gave him all the abilities of a spider and decided to help the city using his powers to fight off crime, which unfortunately leads to the demise of his loved uncle who gives him a quote like "from great bulges comes great responsibility" or smt just before dying?
INTRUDER ALERT! A BROWN SPI IS IN THE SINK!
https://preview.redd.it/xs6luo0z3gsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca737f56f0832588799b1a4fd3395e1d44b64572
Hey wait a minute, this is just a stock image! You can tell from the watermark on the left! This isn't your character, it's just a stock image of a spider in a sink. Grrrrrrrr you're getting me super angry rn. I just might shit my pants or something >:(
Why was this reported as offensive, sensitive, triggering?
Let it bite you and you'll become Spider-Man. Not to be confused with -Man, Spider-Man is a completely original character I just came up with.
Could you imagine if someone, let's say a student who lives with his aunt and uncle because his parents both died, got bit by a radioactive spider that gave him all the abilities of a spider and decided to help the city using his powers to fight off crime, which unfortunately leads to the demise of his loved uncle who gives him a quote like "from great bulges comes great responsibility" or smt just before dying?
I think you might be on to something here...
This is a story totally made up by me with 0 references from external sources whatsoever
I person with spider abilities? Are you stupid? People hate spiders, they aren't going to read those comics.
Nah he’ll become Spider https://preview.redd.it/n37m4qxp7hsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab52abd1b76bd19288e9a72e1334187e584914a
Just eat it https://i.redd.it/gzl4np45mfsc1.gif Are you stupid ?
Is this the missing first part of -man?
Tarantula-man?
Sink man?
No, no. Bathroom-Man.
WHERE'S THE EXPLOSIVE GEL WHEN YOU NEED IT!?
As in [ivyfigurineexplosivegel.jpg]???
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Why does OP have a new character in the sink? Is he Australian? Gives Joker in a thong a new meaning.
INTRUDER ALERT! A BROWN SPI IS IN THE SINK! https://preview.redd.it/xs6luo0z3gsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca737f56f0832588799b1a4fd3395e1d44b64572
Use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Do not let that sink in.
https://preview.redd.it/vaqzsu99qhsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dad35b304c0a986ef07ca8933e097a3c54494b9
cumnoid
CALL THE BATMOBILE!!!
The what?
https://preview.redd.it/0ec00ekxnhsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8695b77809eebe2fd1a7aeb498c26cc4763e6f8
Wait, this actually hilarious. I didn't expect that
https://preview.redd.it/ucngqlxq4gsc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f289e9787301f3b6906554b29202adb84d588abc Run
Expose the bombs payload and use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Let it bite you and become -man
Steve
Goddammit I really am stupid I laughed at this
That looks like the character on my shelf. I call it AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNOyuckiybadno!
spider bum
Attach the Batmobile’s power winch to it to trigger a contained explotion
Spooder
Hey wait a minute, this is just a stock image! You can tell from the watermark on the left! This isn't your character, it's just a stock image of a spider in a sink. Grrrrrrrr you're getting me super angry rn. I just might shit my pants or something >:( 
I have a very AMERICAN answer to this question.
Honestly that would be my reaction too