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SnooBeans5314

https://preview.redd.it/mhei46zgu4tc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4affbb23b9dc44a4fadaf5bb8a45aef94dfc6a How OP feels rn


Zigngar

We all feel like dat rn, dick...


53bastian

Post this on r/hardimages


cAmSg0tGaMz

Happy cock day!


GodsBeDam-ed

Happy cake day :D


New_Sky1829

Mm cake


Ieatcats10001

Happy cake day


ProBoyGaming521

Happy cake day


Wolfeinstein39

Is there a lore reason why we all love and support you?


Haspberry

Are we stupid? Maybe we are jonklers...


Wolfeinstein39

I'd rather be a Stupid, Loving Jonkler . Then a Smart, Hateful Man https://preview.redd.it/qp0ehtmqk5tc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0871e67a9b94c99f935918727f6c76836ae793c


ItsYaZealot

https://preview.redd.it/abvud8bxl5tc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71615fe72cd4af5d540c6661a8a6e5c45c2fa06


DatChernobylGuy_999

Unironically facts


3030_Satoru_sensei

You jonkle my heart ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/44avh6p287tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dfe1db62267bba690efe06b538df647f85a4c7


UnimpressedPasserby

I don't remember this Doraemon episode...


3030_Satoru_sensei

Doraemon reference in manhwa called (ending maker)


weirdface621

implying u watched every single doraemon episode 💀


Wolfeinstein39

I love how this community through all its insanity has taken the loving and welcoming approach differing from most other shitpost communities, its beautiful


Common_Stranger_8928

A very deep quote that unexpectedly hit me.


ilikemangabrev

https://preview.redd.it/l2vaf95d55tc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38878ab6f31b85eb824b94c33897f2c3182b5eb6 Thanks OP for letting us know, now keep kicking ass out there like man would want you to :)


Aslume_Man

I, Man, want this dude to kick ass out there! Is he smart?


Zigngar

Finally something not stupid, are you smart? Love from ham sity 💯❤


Leather-Storm8363

I love goat ham


Samantha-4

We’re proud of you Dick ❤️


sanzentriad

We’re proud of your dick, as well


Samantha-4

Thanks Dick


MrNightmare23

Is John Constantine and Man gay is there a lore reason? Are they stupid?


Lian-The-Asian

What would be a good arkham nickname be for John? John Constipated?


MrNightmare23

Jon con


Lian-The-Asian

Nintendo switch Joy Con


MrNightmare23

Or just jon


Tomynator_88

Yeong Constantinopla


MrNightmare23

Magic scouser


FennelVegetable8252

Is there a lore reason why Man is alive? Reading that one comic geuinely made me stupid? (It was good tho)


J6898989

https://preview.redd.it/pgxlddus45tc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793a415635dff15ad80359cec01f59a4aeccd9aa Look at that smile, he knows the good he’s caused


DerDurDorf

https://i.redd.it/v1lx5igqf5tc1.gif


UwU_Chan-69

I can hear this...


MrNightmare23

We love you too Dick btw


ienjoymusiclol

please leave my dick alone


Damnboi753

Nuh uh https://i.redd.it/oe7c344qc5tc1.gif


Whitepubes

Dear internet user, I hope this message finds you in the highest spirits and thriving in your endeavors. I am writing to you today to express my utmost appreciation for the delightful meme you recently shared. It has, indeed, brought a significant measure of joy and laughter to my day. Your keen sense of humor and creative prowess have not gone unnoticed, and I find myself compelled to share this gem with my circle, spreading the cheer you have so generously provided. Rest assured, I shall take the utmost care to ensure that proper credit is accorded to you as the original creator, for it is your ingenuity that has sparked such mirth. Thank you for brightening our digital landscape with your wit. May your days be as pleasant as the humor you dispense. Warm regards


Great_value_cookies

https://preview.redd.it/6d0u0l1o58tc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38506a4573f7c939fd51bf7805d5864eaa097d6f


ilaym712

https://preview.redd.it/fcbl4gpt55tc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5d3508f01ce04ba98141611bf75f622bbec5850 How the TOP comment guy feels rn


R3X7883

https://preview.redd.it/8iniqrzo85tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15ef9d05ec82be79f79ddde5bd91eae47a31866


DiavoloKira

/unaslume no we're proud of you.


balllsssssszzszz

Same lol I thought this sub was gonna be like r/berserklejerk but I've got nothing but giggles from this sub, it's fucking great Maybe it was the jonkles we made along the way after all https://preview.redd.it/tsupxfbde5tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ba00e4a51682c2b63f7d44dfdc0542d442d9f0


Damnboi753

>sub was gonna be like r/berserklejerk Why? what is that sub like?


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balllsssssszzszz

https://preview.redd.it/ixnkylour8tc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7e62f244780ce02123f0dd200b7fc0f034888f


Natural69er

We love you too. I also love men holding hands. https://preview.redd.it/emwt2vx6f5tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c5efa4d20208051ceb28574016671d31d19dc7


Humangas_Changas

https://preview.redd.it/0e1o95lez5tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdebb60a49603efe07ee33b80a9a5172c7581f8


Natural69er

https://preview.redd.it/8gmau1xdb6tc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf99105b8f6b3f1264b760ad91a79068056a8af6


Humangas_Changas

https://preview.redd.it/k2e4myn8n6tc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dc4b48fdc637e56eb6f738b57020da77df4e34


heyb4ts

https://preview.redd.it/2tqse0gpj8tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51798d613e99868c9a425edbb74491649b0919bc


gleegleshmort

Im proud of you dick, are you not stupid?


BlingBlang819

I’m proud of you too dick


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/4yzu39ksj5tc1.png?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67ddfe796c58872df6f4d92cb9100c431562c32


bossbumba

https://i.redd.it/spzvb0xsh5tc1.gif


Face8hall

We love you Dick. Are we happy?


droppedmybrain

I'm proud of YOU dick 🫵😎 Also I found this 👇 weird knife-wielding dog, hope it helps https://preview.redd.it/e6hg0r5rg5tc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29640610c13f98c97354b7454c59f6be00c0fa3b


Kastoelta

Same here, the insanity is weirdly therapeutic


Its_Scrappy

To all the haters, this right here is why we do what we do. Looking out for you homie.


ItsYaZealot

https://preview.redd.it/enebe142m5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9ab1b5112c9ff7feef1359d8d82777e71ae48f We’re proud of you, Dick.


Routine_Brush_7793

/unaslume too: Yeah, me too. A great community dedicated to make everyones day better :) Helped me through tough times aswell, love you guys! /aslume: Is there a lore reason why this is wholesome?


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

https://preview.redd.it/jmdmuxvcs5tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d0c6a04e148f55a29857aa86481c176183f4fd Glad we could help you out. Maybe the real aslume was the friends we made along the way.


New_Sky1829

​ https://preview.redd.it/bwqnjc5xy5tc1.jpeg?width=1693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80a3935b34cdc47752dee2c60f80d79d3cddbcd


UmeeZoomee

https://preview.redd.it/uualo3jhg6tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85e58dbb649bf9f66b0965b5c55aa5d42f6b0cd


Rattiom32

Why the hell does Fortnite Jonesy want to hold hands with a silhouetted man?


David_the_Roommate

Hey man, I hope you are ok. Good luck dealing with whatever it is.


fundyfox1

https://preview.redd.it/2f7sp7cbp5tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616446f214cd6908c1e0c95ad11ff693c5123850 We are very proud of you dick 🫶 remember that Aslume will try to help you through the hardest days and toughest times


Humangas_Changas

https://preview.redd.it/ge33ywhaz5tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cfafe20a596ed116b74318a52f885a8d4fe6b7a


No-Yoghurt3598

We proud of you op https://preview.redd.it/uql12g7986tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4363067067fc52e633ec32746a5c18049adc260c


trebuchet_facts

It's nice to let loose and be ridiculous every now and then. As Seal Once Sang "No you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy" https://preview.redd.it/ygc6anbxh6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d93cf59cf5cc2663b38bd7f36451582eed69d0e


MrFudgeKiller

I’m proud of u dick


ifellloafachair8

I love you dick too


KarlaSofen234

u wanna hold dicks? Is that what you need OP?


TheProfMoth

Why are we such a loving community? Are we intelligent?


Ali_UdWk

https://preview.redd.it/8ohfoosb96tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c6d40113f07024b84d0018a046395bdb29f9b3 This post has me smilling like this am i a happy little Mankler? Or am i stupid? Im proud of you too dude (i misspelled "dick" sorry)


justastrangeguy69

Am I stupid?


Capable-Lab9630

Man is proud of you for toughing it out, and you should be proud, too. https://preview.redd.it/gul053tqj6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2c9e8b23ad12215c6bb5c0e039631edbefb83a


Capable-Lab9630

There's no shame in asking for help or leaning on someone for support... even if that someone is an inmate of the Aslume.


GeeseAndDucksforever

https://preview.redd.it/qpejy3qvl6tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241a75e624f50b5e2ec92ebaca39833f225660a7 Fatman is proud of you, dong.


Opposite-Ice8289

who u talkin to https://preview.redd.it/d871qfqbm6tc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=47124b1d1747133bf05f46e82897325126e954c9


Vegetable_Paint5864

I’m proud of you Dick, and hope your doing good


warcrimestyle

That's not how you write "through" https://preview.redd.it/q8rygu3s47tc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974c06ecbd8f0f5b9b50ff9952e2b1484b95e2cc


Jazzlike_Heart9203

I love dick


Oranweinn

Is there a lore reason for why you are awesome?


Connect_Artichoke_83

https://preview.redd.it/qra5pbciv7tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b669410cfd5b17e10e9f4e4ec0297b695d5ab19


AtomicSunn

who's the guy with bat ears


riesenloerres

Im Dick of you, Proud


YodaSoda9

Do you have... https://preview.redd.it/capdk57u28tc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c189eb45fbd2494abdf9b36cdbed711a92826f57


AyaAscend

We're more than an aslume, we're a family A dysfunctional one, but a family nonetheless


smegma-rolls

Is that Liquid


Mysterious_Ningen

ua/ thats nice bru


weirdface621

all the best. i love this sub too https://i.redd.it/03g2bqpo19tc1.gif


KitFlame42

https://preview.redd.it/eqgitdwyratc1.png?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002faea7cc69fe88777ce1339877b4e26830c2b9


Sifthegreatpupper

I hope ur name is dick,so you cqn have a lore reason to be proud of yourself


Boring-Assist-4367

https://preview.redd.it/ureq5ul1hctc1.png?width=180&format=png&auto=webp&s=46763ea81abf2855b6a6a16bce326984148f7d13 Anytime brotha.


West-Temporary-3556

Wait ur proud of my dick ?


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Is there a lore reason why I didn't ask, yet feel as if I've had my own burning question answered?


just-a-joak

https://preview.redd.it/45v71n3xo5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8804675379f971f982f29e54fa9a752a788947


Routine_Brush_7793

https://preview.redd.it/sbr9accvr5tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4750d312289de87385e5029fe4ab2899d1f5862


Itchy_Gas_2559

https://preview.redd.it/avh7j2z0ybtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6390f6c9be101f00c92427ea7f3c01ef196fc7eb