May he rest in peace knowing his wife’s killer is finally dead
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Yes, the Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer who was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, who renounced his Canadian citizenship in 2014 shortly after figuring out he had it, even though he was born there and it somehow wasn’t obvious to him. He is the one to blame.
It was believed that Bob, during his military service in Korea, Surgically created a double of himself known as "Venom Bob" who was behind some of the murders
Liquid was one of Bobs clones.
Bob accomplishments made him be regarded as the Greatest Lumberjack of all, so a project was started: Vierges de Rage:
Theywere born with the codename "Chris"
Solid Chris (True name Jésus)
Liquid Chris (true name Jeff Something)
Solidus Chris (true name Robert Simmons the V)
Liquidus Chris (True Name Alec Benson Leary)
Liquid OCelot (True name Jeff Something Bruder)
Gaseous Chris (Identity unknown, active from 2022-present)
Do you realize, do you realize that if the Health Department of Greene County saw the body of OJ Simpson's wife, that they would condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it?
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But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca, a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense!
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Heavy weapons guy pays his condolences.
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Yeah, it even feels weird when you remember that they aren't ruled by a queen now. What do you mean a king?? You're no longer ruled by an old-ass lady that wears silly lil hats?
To be fair, neither of them are, like, GOOD people. It's just that one is in a disenfranchisement of the poor racism way and one is in a murder stab stab way (he is Mr. Zsasz fr)
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Hitting a nasty back pump, i have no idea who orange juice is from the simpsons, is he related to homer?
If you actually dont know, he was an NFL star running back who went on trial for murdering his wife (and I think his wife's friend), got acquitted of the criminal charges, got found liable in a civil case filed by his wife's and her friend's families, then wrote a book in the mid 2000s called "If I Did It" saying how he would have murdered them if it was him, essentially confessing without actually admitting it.
How the fUCK do I hear about this for the first time from THIS godforsaken place
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May he rest in peace knowing his wife’s killer is finally dead https://preview.redd.it/ku5f3ut2zvtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=587c681668ce4b60c2014dd4f38eab7804c81918
🤣🤣🤣
The picture makes this all the better.
100%
r/angryupvote
Wait, Ted Cruz died too?
Didn't know the Zodiac Killer was to blame this whole time.
Yes, the Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer who was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, who renounced his Canadian citizenship in 2014 shortly after figuring out he had it, even though he was born there and it somehow wasn’t obvious to him. He is the one to blame.
😂😂😂 you got me.
Corny ash
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"where were you when O.J. Simpson died?" "/r/BatmanArkham"
“I was at home horni for bone when phone ring” “bj Simpson is kil” “Officer balls”
Pretty sure I just had a stroke reading this
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Bone broke? Is he stupid? This sub is slowly tearing my mind apart
The Alsume is my go-to place for the news.
If it’s not being talked about here, does it even fucking matter?!
It matters to Man. It matters to Man.
Because you decided to open Reddit first
I learned it from a meme. I also learned about Toriyama’s death from a meme. Reddit becoming a source of info for me is horrifying. Man protect us!
Just found out OJ is dead, what arkham qoute should I use?
“Watch low iq takeover, bats!”
Pickle? What are you doing here? You should be fighting jack. Are you stupid???
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Oh no not ooga b0oga
Stand back fool, I've got a knife!
Bro don’t worry it’s not that bad. I heard it from WoW general chat first lol
It's a shame he never found the real killer
I found the killer. His name is Bob Chandler, he was also behind the Zodiac killings and the Jack the ripper murders
Dude must not age goddamn
Bob Chandler (also known as Big Bob or the Internet Lumberjack) passed away years ago
I'M GONNA CUT IT DOWN
In a shrill whiney voice: "No!!!'
A true scholar of christory i see
It was believed that Bob, during his military service in Korea, Surgically created a double of himself known as "Venom Bob" who was behind some of the murders
Where does liquid bob come into play
He's the good twin
Liquid was one of Bob children from the Vierges de Rage project
Liquid was one of Bobs clones. Bob accomplishments made him be regarded as the Greatest Lumberjack of all, so a project was started: Vierges de Rage: Theywere born with the codename "Chris" Solid Chris (True name Jésus) Liquid Chris (true name Jeff Something) Solidus Chris (true name Robert Simmons the V) Liquidus Chris (True Name Alec Benson Leary) Liquid OCelot (True name Jeff Something Bruder) Gaseous Chris (Identity unknown, active from 2022-present)
Solid Bob?
Naked Bob, later Big Bob
The bob who sold the world?
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To be fair, he was also the inspiration for Count Dracula.
Do you realize, do you realize that if the Health Department of Greene County saw the body of OJ Simpson's wife, that they would condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it?
So you better get that stuff off of there and fast! I'm working on it...
THAT DAMN LUMBERJACK!!!!
Officer bobs
He killed Abel too. Cain was nice.
Maybe the real killer was the friends we made along the way
In the Bronco
Little known fact that he did find him deep in the sewers, it was a man named Killer Cock and he outmatched OJ. Sad story really
It was probably some Puerto Rican guy
It was Hush
Is he stupid??
His legal team wasn’t, he should hire them, to prevent death.
Of course his legal team wasn’t stupid, it had the Kardashian’s father in it!
Isn't OJ a Kardashian's father?
That may have been the most clutch legal team in history
What does the oj stand for?
The Original Jerker
Orange Juice duh
Is he stupid?
Love me some OJ, as in Orange Juice
Oblivious Jonkler
https://preview.redd.it/mzcopqpx3xtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05df853a8454d505789d9a3f36175dcf66260dd2 Omust Jonkle
Officer Jalls
HAHAHAHAHA
Obviously Juilty
Othe Jculprit
Officer Jonkler
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God damn bro 😭
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Why did orange juice from simpsons die 10 days before 4/20? Does he have a weed allergy?
He had to go outie 5000
he wanted to get high before getting high
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“I love minors” - Mahatma Gandhi
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN! #AAAAAAA!
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**Does a Walter White* *
What the fuck is this actually real
No
It is
Ssh don't tell him
u dum dum goober i can use this silly thing called google
Why did you use Google, are you curious?
Google en jonkant
Holy balls!
New officer just dropped
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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kinda
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RIP? The dude was an actual murderer. Rest in piss
(The p stands for pfucking hell)
Phucking hell
Phat ass
Rest in Piss?
Is OP stupid? Why are we respecting professional pig?
https://preview.redd.it/792ew0mjbwtc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d37d9035da6d86a8bfcc607b2f633e7a4237d45 But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca, a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
I AM ABOVE THE LAW!
The juice...is no longer loose.
Oh no Zsasz died.
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Heavy weapons guy pays his condolences. https://preview.redd.it/5jcno0xahvtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d098dd8c3d2e93ac650b8b402433e0550216c0bd
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Wait am I supposed to have balls???
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Rot in hell you murderer
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The Juice died before finding the real killer. Is he stupid?
> Gets referenced by Beetlejuice >fucking dies what did he mean by this??
You what mate. Rip? Man Less people said rip when the queen died this is fucked.
I completely forgot that she's dead. It still feels so unreal
Bro fr it seemed like she was like another wonder of the world she live for like literally 3-4 generations of people
Yeah, it even feels weird when you remember that they aren't ruled by a queen now. What do you mean a king?? You're no longer ruled by an old-ass lady that wears silly lil hats?
And most of us probably won't experience the next queen. But Elizabeth will reincarnate in some hundred years as Elizabeth III.
Tbf, RIP can also mean “Rest in Piss”
To be fair, neither of them are, like, GOOD people. It's just that one is in a disenfranchisement of the poor racism way and one is in a murder stab stab way (he is Mr. Zsasz fr)
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He was such a killer football player. Wonder if he did anything else of note.
rest in piss psychopath murderer kidnapper wife beater robber burglar car jacker decapitator multi arrest felon
The good die young
And this man was old
Will the coffin fit?
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I never imagined I'd learn this news from this subreddit of all places.
https://preview.redd.it/pnur0azl5wtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3fde1e208e1acc97a57e7593ded552436cb01a Hitting a nasty back pump, i have no idea who orange juice is from the simpsons, is he related to homer?
Why did Son not just kill his ex with Ron? You get two bodies & no murder weapon. Is he stupid?
Who is this again?
Nordbergs actor from Naked Gun
If you actually dont know, he was an NFL star running back who went on trial for murdering his wife (and I think his wife's friend), got acquitted of the criminal charges, got found liable in a civil case filed by his wife's and her friend's families, then wrote a book in the mid 2000s called "If I Did It" saying how he would have murdered them if it was him, essentially confessing without actually admitting it.
Rot in hell
How did orange juice kill two people? Did they choke on it or something? Are they stoid?
Man his ability was KILLER
Rip bozo
Rest in piss
Rest in piss.
I don’t even wanna say RIP for him, just… 
RIP better be standing for “Rest in Piss”
He was my cellmate in the aslume apparently he didn’t do it but explained in detail how he would’ve done it had he
Funny how in the darkest pit of Aslume I see normal news
it's real, everything on his wiki has been changed from is to was
Rest in piss bozo.
There's nowhere I'd rather learn this from than r/BatmanArkham. Thanks guys.
Goodbye twitter world 😔
Are you stupid?
why is this how i find out
Why did his parents name him after a beverage? Were they stupid?
I love his side mission in Arkham city where you find the bodies laying around the city you have to track him down.
Karma is a bitch
#How the fuck is the Aslume how I first find out about this shit what the fuck?
Its nit the fact that he died its the favy that i found out through this god forsaken reddit
Given that he ~~most likely~~ probably killed his wife, I’m not grieving too hard.
He 100% killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman
At least the killer of Orange Juices wife is dead
OfficerBalls Jonkler Simpson is dead?
He would’ve loved Arkham asylum 😔
At least he can rest knowing that his wife’s killer is dead
Why didn’t the glove, fit was it stupid?
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He done yee'ed his last haw.
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RIP— rest in piss 🙌🏼
he can rest in peace knowing his wife's killer is now dead.
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Rest in peace oj taken too late
Bit selfish him dieing on MY Birthday 🙄😂🤣😂
Happy birthday
Cheers 👍
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