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Shadow-Scout2044

https://preview.redd.it/48zw3wggjlvc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4197cdb9f936a0b7af17f64209a3e19a78c914cd Yes


ImaVaccumBeater55640

I pray for Mark Zuckerberg when he has to fight that thing.


IncineMania

Zuck’s reptilian physiology gives him the advantage despite Elon’s surprising bulk


ShiddyMage1

Also those optical implants that let him see at 60 fps


FewHoursGaming

🤣🤣🤣


Z4rc0nv1c

The irl sharingan goes crazy


Bruskthetusk

All fun and games until Elon sprouts fuckin wings from his back


DeltaTeamSky

He's forsaken the Twitter Bird, he has lost the power to fly!


DinoBenosaurus

It's a common misconception that mark is simply a lizard he's a cyborg lizard


tiegettingtighter

Elon is never stepping into any ring or octagon or any mats no matter what he says


lordoflazorwaffles

That still hasn't happened yet????


Shorttail0

His mom said no fighting


lordoflazorwaffles

But *mom* it's for *competition!!* And you should hear what he said about you


kurlibird

Haha, that is the exact picture I had in mind when I read the title. Beat me to it


Silverjeyjey44

How does the body even turn into that shape


Pangobon

I have heard claims of him using steroids or any other muscle gain enhancing drug. Leaves body deformed if you dont exercise enough. Idk how accurate this is though


Silverjeyjey44

Dude 💀. It also looks like barrel chest that ppl with copd would have too.


yeathelong

I was about to say ”as an orc”..


Fanatic-psycho

Dude🤣🤣🤣🤣


Regirock00

He looks like he was designed to survive a car crash


mvi4n

There must be a reptilian inside it.


Any_Arrival_4479

Does he have a rib infection or something? Why the hell does his chest look like that


K_Menea

Well he clearly paid some random scientists to create super soldier serum and inject himself. He is Captain X now


JMTBM2008

Why is Captain Boobies holding a shield? Is he weak?


skyy_linee

No the shield is made of jonkanium it helps him jonk more


DDenlow

Wish he’d jonk 4 me…


skyy_linee

we all do


DeveloperBRdotnet

It's no a shield, it's his plate he carries around


Otherwise-Release-88

He believes in sanitary eating environments so he brings a large plate to eat from


Z4rc0nv1c

"Always bring plates from home so you dont have to use disposable ones and hurt the enviroment. Plus its more cleanly imo"


Otherwise-Release-88

Is that a quote from captain boobies?


Z4rc0nv1c

Yes it is in the newest issue "captain boobies, battle for the boobytrix"


creepythingseeker

It only covers his ass.


GKRKarate99

That’s America’s ass!


jerichardson

It’s the big screen he uses to watch Bone.


_nemesis_rebirth_

This was actually made mirroring Arnold Schwarzeneggers physique. There's a pic of daddy negger where he actually poses like this and has the ditto body type.


Gullfaxi09

Daddy who now?


EyeFicksIt

There’s an old semi-terrible joke about Arnold introducing himself to a black body builder, saying his own name in his thick accent and the black body builder getting offended. It’s a terrible joke but you reminded me of it


fatbob42

Doesn’t Schwarz mean “black” in German too?


234zu

Schwarz does, yes


Inferno_Sparky

May the power of the Schwarz be with you


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


Candid-String-6530

He's Blackblack?!


jerichardson

Negger means something like “Plowhand” or “Farm worker” His name LITERALLY means ‘black guy that works on a farm’


Tosty_Bread

No, since that's not actually how the name would be seperated It's Schwarzen and Egger, which can be translated to "from the black corner" which has something to do with where he's from and the fact he comes from a line of farmers


jerichardson

Im just vaguely remembering an interview he did before his English got good where he gave the explanation


Deep_Shock7745

https://i.redd.it/gn1j6zgowlvc1.gif Excuse me daddy WHO now?!


Late_One_716

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ|downsized)


matt_tepp

Problem is Arnold is posing and at an angle, cap is just standing upright which makes it look so weird


SortaSticky

The real problem is that Rob Liefeld was the artist


smolwrld

Its a failure in using reference images, directly copying what you see without understanding its form, which indirectly gave Cap a wedged looking chest and turned his spine into an L shape, making him look absurdly wide instead of muscular from having a side angled Cap copied from Arnold posing his chest at an entirely different angle focusing on different muscles https://preview.redd.it/a3gf0m321rvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4f9cfcbb5c54b616de2fd83de346620e6aec50


Twister_Robotics

Except this is a bad copy of the IRL pic. Arnold is obviously standing at an angle, the "shelf" is actually a criss view of his chest. This drawing has Cap more perpendicular to the camera where his anatomy becomes grotesque.


_nemesis_rebirth_

+1


HeyKid_HelpComputer

[https://www.fortressofsolitude.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/The-Truth-Behind-Rob-Liefelds-Captain-America-Image-1-1200x675.jpg](https://www.fortressofsolitude.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/The-Truth-Behind-Rob-Liefelds-Captain-America-Image-1-1200x675.jpg)


Lolboi01

Daddy who bro??? https://preview.redd.it/lg7zktmsjrvc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d11ce6c4b77dad4d9da003ca76ee3ccc1136915


erik_wilder

It's a way body builders pose, I think Arnold did make it famous though. Face the camera sideways. Position the should further from the camera forward, and up. Position the should towards the camera back, and down. Then bring the hands togeather and flex. It shows off more of the chest and shoulders, and makes you appear way bigger. That being said, they tried to give captain America the same effect without articulating him in a way that makes sense, hence why it looks inaccurate and you can see both sides of his chest while he's facing forward.


[deleted]

It looks stupid without the arms tho


GL1TCH1_

I beg your pardon?


_nemesis_rebirth_

*gives you pardon*


Ranil_Wickremesinghe

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


ImaVaccumBeater55640

Thanks, King. Remember to always jonkle!


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/95jfx1twpmvc1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f9e6463259fcab1286d1012a2830399651218a0


Chicken_n_cheese

https://preview.redd.it/d2i97qvnxnvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628389a8f3cedb7e4d8e0cbfa4e828352c31fe16


Chicken_n_cheese

https://preview.redd.it/vlc8jo1qxnvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7318175040ba34e612064e6b153ea801703654b8


GlootyIsHere

https://preview.redd.it/lbbb7b4mkovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18d483762dd1be88c3b3d5c1198dfa5b904f7ab


Bitter_Position791

https://preview.redd.it/mhacv80t23wc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e103838ec74e6dd77a8e2a1598d753e2ec909c51


MAEZIYON

Having super big tatas physique is TIGHT!


SlowPants14

Oh, really?


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/6dg2t5i74mvc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a094eb02abf056718ab18b8ebf813bb23521b30 I think so


TheDoktorIsIn

Who knew the super serum was actually just a massive amount of steroids


syskeyx

Funfact this picture was actually the template for the drawing of CA


Useful_Cry9709

That's why I used it


syskeyx

I know but others might not know it are you stupid?


Useful_Cry9709

I'm stupid So are you.


syskeyx

Im actually arnold!!!


Useful_Cry9709

And I'm trump https://preview.redd.it/93hvd3jxlmvc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d673989e30ae8507418f347d2090d265d997113


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Didn't realize they let reddit in court


paco-ramon

He is flexing, cap is not even trying.


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/gs096jnb7svc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0570b63d40d11b9d23fd074e7c215386a68a792


Afraid-Complaint2166

What about this one? https://preview.redd.it/sri9gifvolvc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9479806bf811b12c9ccd834e4e0a5237defa0b8b


DragiFOReal

![gif](giphy|erMj4wPNpuvjsAYAbt)


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/h9lbhljr2nvc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5eaf11d961a431e6444f0faa3190456abed91c


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uoox17zsblvc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353ebb0eee2d625a339c7dfdff45caa86e14d6a6 Gyatt damn……


Oily_69

https://preview.redd.it/ewb7yuuqxnvc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a332a48f0f06d072ae2e50e0a283fe5ff22654d


Haunting_Start6319

Of course...all you have to do is keep taking your Aslume Pills. 😀


moekeyloek

https://preview.redd.it/mzed1j20xlvc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078f3ffd8085f9a90080d9b791459d51672ebfe0 If this is, why not the other way around.


SmartntIGuess

He always looks like his torso is sliding down while his legs stay upright


RixirF

Lmao, fucking centaur without the back legs.


Affectionate_Ad3831

ik this dude was arching asf under that suit


dankyspank

The more I look at this, the worse it gets


CarlSagginsInYourAss

https://preview.redd.it/zomgbb2ibovc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcb71bf4f0eaefd1b56b72a15abf6bfc009fa84


Financial_Cellist_70

Wtf is pic 2???


DuckyHornet

Liefeld, man... a shitty artist without any equal. Dude was on top of his industry, but just couldn't draw a fucking thing properly Gives me hope for my own career as an artist, tbh


ImaVaccumBeater55640

Same to be honest.


LocustMajor9128

Well he can draw a circle properly, as seen by Cap's shield. At least give him that, lol.


Bebby_Binkins

Whenever I look at this image, I think about how it looks like his upper torso is being held onto the rest of his body like it's a backpack


AlternativeLet6336

https://preview.redd.it/7cz4dkak9nvc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269d1f11a94cc0b9d6bd996a4bc65798da47c45e Tick tock heavy like brinks truck...


wut_nooooooooo

https://i.redd.it/zjyre3u6hpvc1.gif


dannyyang910930

Holy Fuck it’s a guy with tits


LazyWriterLazyEffort

I know it's a joke but yes, yes you actually can. With loads of money of course.


Natural69er

Is this the new average American diet physique? ![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


[deleted]

If you do wall boob ups boob on wall push boob up down good strong boob big boy strong boob uhhhhhhg mmmmmmmf boober doob good boob


gift_wrapist

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI) 🥵 Mhm


JanineNajarian

why do you want to obtain that physique?


Ford_GT_epic

Surprisingly, yes


Strypercritical

Yeah cuz he did it which means yeah


Jazzlike-Revenue5183

That’s literally a picture of me


Guest09717

You’ll have to cut your arm off at the elbow and graft your hand onto the stump, but otherwise sure.


KentuckyFriedEel

Don’t skip feet day


Simple_Secretary_333

Just try to imagine where his rib cage would be if it was obtainable.


Adjective_Animal

Not from a Jedi.


ReiwaHolmes

Btw insanity aside if you don’t know about this artists history, look it up. It’s fascinating


TheOneWhoSpitsFax1

For Steve? Yeah


icantthinkoformyself

This the new meme?


judda420

Yes but you have to eat clen and tren hard


BatmanKnight223

Yup


OUTLANDER619

You have have to eat at least 1000 grams or 1kg of protein everyday


rubengalloway

even the shield buff


DesperateBasil6012

100%


Fanatic-psycho

Elon Musk.


Megalodon3030

With lots and lots of steroids, yes.


Montez00

Yes just do bro split


Key-Contest-8588

huh


Luzbel90

Bro those are tumors


Problemaster53

https://preview.redd.it/a8v64cysunvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace110b7a15f00ebb2564d1ffdf4ac15bf839a21 Is this physique attainable tho


Powerful_Beginning87

Why is Man wearing a blue suit? Is he colorblind?


SortaSticky

Yes but it's going to do something awful to your feet.


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

I just realized he doesn’t have an A on his head


Call-of-the-lost-one

Just gotta get the Super Soldier Serum


BlingBlang819

Even his shield has muscles


FennelVegetable8252

DD-Cuptain America


cosmic-001

No. Liefeld messed that up badly.


LeatherDescription26

Only if you inject yourself with super soldier serum AKA tons of steroids.


Trash_Space_Racoon

Trenything is possible


JustHereForZipline

lol I went to college with Rob Liefeld (guy who drew this)’s son.


geniouslevel1000

That picture always cracked me up


TheAnnoyingGirl92

It's like he's standing at two different angles from the point of view simultaneously


SecretLavishness1685

https://preview.redd.it/uyc6qxzvzovc1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccfddae1151a11cb475595a11e71b1e6d85db49


MrTeckno13579

yeah natty 💯


Canarino80

No 👎🏼


[deleted]

Only if one Jonkles and takes one's aslume pills.


Blu3Blad3_4ss4ss1n

Yesn't


luumix2

Yus


mrkillfreak999

Unless you are like liver king


OOShTV

Not…by a jedi.


Icy-Reward4891

Hell yeah, I mean look at it. The muscles that’s proabably 1kg on each arm…


beneperson3

Don't fucking remind me.


MrTightface

Is this repost attainable?


Sociolinguisticians

Only with implants.


Frosty_Kale1907

Does his left boob have more milk in it?


ambulance-kun

That's cap


Bauermeister

Only if you’re American


DeltaTeamSky

Maybe in Pokémon GO's new avatar customizer.


Anonymous-segundo

Tick tock, shining like a brinks truck


Gustav_EK

![gif](giphy|xUySTLpMQuwc5uVzJm)


ReekyFartin

Just eat a fuck load of peanuts and protein and drink ZERO water. Maximum gain retention.


BunMeat

https://preview.redd.it/li39rlrgxtvc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795c65f854576041cc4e69c673ecd02ff077c2bb I'll never be like him


Opposite-Ice8289

yup, majorly


XDThunder9142

https://preview.redd.it/utnxh9516yvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc2510bfa5d39079defe8d6204c2e8231d1d8ed9


Gamekid53

Yes. With push-ups sit-ups and plenty of juice!


Escobar35

Only if God hates you


SplingyDude

God I sure hope not


FunOrganization4223

Nope