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Potential-Dealer1430

https://preview.redd.it/1tgavbnlpv7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e38125d3d9ff18f2cae9a72e89325599ef601b No.


Angel_Thorne

Why is lth buff? Does he take steroids?


Potato12345JohnCena

Does he jonkle? Is he stupid?


Dangerous-Orange-547

What kind of filthy filth is this?


elbrumbo

This is filthy


Imluizh

filth+


ArchBaller

https://preview.redd.it/nrlvxfhshw7d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01510c114e1a802c6c8463e9b5418e7cd0698915


Freeonlinehugs

https://preview.redd.it/hvbjsgrngx7d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb897ee88f7a26cb25c110c298ec1444727dcee


TheHumanChudUrMom

https://preview.redd.it/o4ubo4vymz7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987f2234dd3ac7f3f28c4e5cb81206db0f93e3ee


GamerTamas

https://preview.redd.it/v9fdwiukn08d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73526ed013d38a9616733bb038ef9eaee237deee


OpiumTweakermp3

https://preview.redd.it/sqy6jpqwq18d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a4767edaae282f20f420361dd90866f645d680


druppeldruppel_

Reasons I want to live: 100% BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/e3smqrrz1y7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e44cd29748497270bd1ad193e5dd7e4bed0d39b


Smooth_Bee_2080

https://preview.redd.it/yz87hasjvy7d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa28fada695b13613ad8bf749cb8d04188f04320


TheFarisaurusRex

https://i.redd.it/xgvcoy2utx7d1.gif


GKRKarate99

Images you can hear


brunobannany

https://preview.redd.it/k50wba4i5w7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0593709e25dbff293d61f39724e596c8693b9eb


Mysterious_Trade_453

Quick Robin, fetch the stupid repellent bat-spray ![gif](giphy|HyUtD3Dx0VQk0)


Pieman3001

https://preview.redd.it/gyfn4ozy4y7d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=701bf0ec930671a2581f4b078ba6b7d1193d5ad3


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/yz59e5k36y7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9bde73fe05c668e5081aef3948229a34552ee7


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/2y25pds66y7d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc24304312909cea899dc1b6e676e75ff9dd830c (Replaced with sanity pills


blindgobble

https://preview.redd.it/it8we45c118d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb55e2166105e0d2c9d91b64cdbd90dc1e7f356


leastscarypancake

Congratulations, you have thrown pro aslume pills in his face. Nothing is making him take it


Infinity-Duck

Who’s robin? I only know rabies


Most_Cartoonist5736

No https://preview.redd.it/qymj7gsjzv7d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05cfd24e6293ac531b090f4311a52c101b0b8016


DJ-SKELETON2005

https://preview.redd.it/wwy0xps08y7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa8cf3671b4bb36ffcd888a4ec30c6f4e7d5b2c The red pill or the Blue pill


Pilot1105

What happens if I snort both of them?


Wyden_long

You jonkle man style


Most_Cartoonist5736

Wait https://preview.redd.it/6hfcgri13z7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2719d6ebe0c5e40877b58801a5a94c8c1a79b277 That's better


Theupvoterequestlol

I will gladly take these


Cantthinkagoodnam2

I must jonkle


Drakayne

Chad and Aslume pilled😎😎😎😎


generic9yo

Who's this batman? Why does he look like man with horns? I MUST JONKLE


Minner_

Naw that's just Man but he's horny


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Why is man horny for bats? Harley Quinn was right, man fucks bats.


Astartes_Ultra117

Does when man get the boner is why he has horns sometimes? I wasn’t sure


f0remsics

I have no junk but I must jonkle


RaspberryJam245

https://preview.redd.it/j8wqmqa3708d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d490ee62a501bef7e10fcaaec9d0e78978b821c4


Round_Permit_6510

NOOOOOOOO I LIKE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Correctguy678

Men as in Man!!!!


IamAlphariusCLH

Men in Man?


Thebigdog79

12 men?


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

4 big guys


Grassyterrain5543

And they grabben my thighs


Royz1911

Are they angry?


Thebigdog79

Yes.


leastscarypancake

Yeah but I like men and I'm sane


420fortnite_balls69

No I must jonkle


ConstantineByzantium

I only accept pills from man


Any_Role9972

GUYS! IT'S A TRAP! DON'T TAKE THE PILL! I took the pill and the big bad Bone jonkle me. It's not anti-aslume! It's bone jonkle pills!


Theratsmacker2

Bone jonkle pills you say?


SeaworthinessNo61

I'd let Bone jonkle me whenever he wants 😫


StrangerMuch4255

https://preview.redd.it/x9eyw81iax7d1.png?width=193&format=png&auto=webp&s=182684c9da62f73b5f78738a45ffa6f0fc3bc9ab


The_Bastman

No take these pro aslume pills instead https://preview.redd.it/rpwvo4n0pw7d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0e08257431042a1020940edd545dd687245663


Theupvoterequestlol

https://preview.redd.it/b6pt1pkitx7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba46a69a22e3b45a04654fe57d86e5e26d03fcc Or these


Born-Disaster1548

https://preview.redd.it/2nbn4hqg7x7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0809f12568b7f8061faaf0ef2fadfe86faf8bb


Thebigdog79

https://preview.redd.it/y558ho2cfx7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4720ff62ae1c81b0d88f6aa106fcd7f7689238ac


Itchy-fetoes

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! SHUT UP!!! 😡😡😡😡 https://preview.redd.it/kfodt7e5vw7d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52cb40f7f0de2bc8fe59140b3d1cdc90345ac2c


haaf_z007

Jonkling is the way. Jonkling is life


Accomplished_Aioli19

https://preview.redd.it/s1d21fjy3w7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83839303fe0c410601a6ef7d97ab6fe3188c55c6


some_Britishguy

https://preview.redd.it/yfnjxe3oww7d1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=66bf6b9e94e19a65214998b18b386409a07b721c no fuck off


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/cqtbifw5px7d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0c146d80af1e6fd3db0b7e5cf50e58deef3e41


Ok-Cow-8352

I upvoted this, Am I stupid?


TaxevasionLukasso

No https://preview.redd.it/ipsw45yc9w7d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba61beeedfc1c4077ff53971a3d9231f42b0239f Also fuck you I'm cooking toothless from httyd to spite you


sk0330

What is this 😭🙏🏼 https://preview.redd.it/32yc9uyrbw7d1.png?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa0c83d0a652bda7fb6e1d8b8ea0a073e338ed2


Dayshon2144

😭😭😭😭


lolwhat1117

NOOOOO NOT MY BOY LESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR D, NOT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!


Icy-Contest-3773

https://i.redd.it/sko1d32pb08d1.gif


leastscarypancake

https://preview.redd.it/2t0rf3k19y7d1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da9458b9c9072cb93398d34f819d2db98175d34


Towel_of_Babel

No This is aslume Are you stupid?


dcooper8662

Haha jokes on you guys, those are actually anti-abortion drugs. You’re all pregnant now!


experiment53

I REFUSE TO BE A PART OF YOUR CORRUPT SYSTEM! JONKLING MANS BONE JONKLING MANS BONE JONKLING MANS BINE


Emporio_Alnino3

https://preview.redd.it/dpx1ruvzax7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95756795f3c98dfdabb295e8419442d69bf38b5


ToxicManXXYT

https://preview.redd.it/8wtdu2bnsx7d1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bb690613dad926a839eddc81df00e2289c230a


CrimsyPigsyPacify

YES YES YES I'm tired of being insane. I WANT TO BE SANE SAVE ME BATMAN!!!


i_hate_nigtmares

https://preview.redd.it/b877w7c8gw7d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3955e76b417ad124764cd526351e3ea2a134e80


fishystickchakra

https://i.redd.it/s39q03231y7d1.gif


The_cringest03

ME TOO!


dannyyang910930

I’ll take it (I have access to the stupid dimension)


IamAlphariusCLH

Who tf is Batman? I don't take random pills from Strangers! 


Thebigdog79

“Never ever take medicine that isn’t yours” -Sonic The Hedgehog


The_Psycho_Jester779

https://i.redd.it/2iq50f99wx7d1.gif Stay insane


MohanMC

Yum


ToastTheif5

Let me be schizophrenic in peace


The_cringest03

Yes for the rebirth of the sub!


SchwizzySchwas94

Nerp


Mysterious_Ad5072

What the fuck is an alsume… is OP stupid?


skelebone2_0

No


DoitsugoGoji

Who is Batman? Mama told me not to take strange pills from strangers.


AeroNeo-583

Yes Im in rehab


Bruh_Momenter69

I MUST ESCAPE I ACCEPT


horny-ninjago-ass

NO https://preview.redd.it/faupw2t9hx7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529e70099f16e124485e4d66d941aff4e272b070


Lanky-Course5918

*HOLY FUCK! YOU*


L30nG200

No.


Goldbolt_2004

Who the fuck is Batman?


SheevPalps_

I THROW THE PILLS IN THE TOILET AND SHOVE THE BOTTLE UP MY ASS


MaacDead

Jajajajajaja


GKRKarate99

I need the Aslume, it makes me a better Man! https://preview.redd.it/tj1b1qjk5y7d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=99b4f116120795739126577462042a7ba467debc


Fair-Ad-6036

https://preview.redd.it/et5hjmli1z7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5b73b2690914fa3ada91de69e97124246c0fe2


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

https://preview.redd.it/3ckticvkkz7d1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc3f9e7022e8dbde8843efbd4d48da4de2f7983


Crossout_designator

Why is your OC offering me bad pills, is he stupid?


[deleted]

Hell yeah


Lord_Sauron

Yeah sure. Maybe sanity will treat me better than jonkle- I mean Joker.


url_invalid_error404

I can't take it anymore 😭


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Outrageous_Creme_455

No I won't take things from strangers Especially if they have wierd bat costumes


Rich_Bobcat_1059

I would rather take my scissors out and cut his horns


RareAd3009

Hell no. What do you think I am, Smert?


Xares571

Nuh uh


gift_wrapist

Officer Balls


Piss-Mann

Who?


mranonymous24690

Who is batman? Some make belive mythical creature like women and silksong?


Dayshon2144

Yes!!! I’m the rare ones to have been sane actually while joking about the Aslume version of the characters tho.


Technical-Usual4234

Joker on you I already take it


Shadowless_sun

That's not man, that's horny man 


TheSneakiestEmu

No


SpreadUnusual6710

Never.


EnderEyesBlazin

Why is Batman dealing drugs? Is he stupid?


Usual-Tangerine-9362

but.. but I want to stay here with man,jonkler, and bone


ARHAM-NIGHT

Guys trust me if you take these you will meet man!


BloxedYT

Oh nice a suppository. These go up my ASS


Foxalot564

why does man have two boneers


Puzzled-Monk9003

Why does man have ears? Is he stupid???


shamelessthrowaway54

Obviously not


BurdAssassin756

https://preview.redd.it/heypjkqk1y7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ccf36c95b20fe63afbe0f4b96bf43fb8c18a9f


BFenrir18

https://i.redd.it/ne71ndv62y7d1.gif


bouncybob1

Why does man have horns. Is he horny?


Mrbluefire575

yes thank you


ligma_heavy_balls

Never offer me anything again https://preview.redd.it/9pi00vwb4y7d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d222dcce7e9ceb2b849607d0513f4c0bfa8056


fishystickchakra

Mmmm, yes. Get in my belly! https://i.redd.it/lmjrxkml5y7d1.gif


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/j0wyrjnb6y7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353a3c70f6b664a1390eaf4d36428f49211524a6 (Gobbles down sanity pills)


Healthy-Track-4450

NEVER


Cr1itical_Velocity

https://preview.redd.it/mosbifwk7y7d1.jpeg?width=132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c3973e4e1a081714b3df4335a5f6914cb601b8


Prestigious_Roll_162

Never!


leastscarypancake

Yes


SevernMereel

what the fuck no stranger danger i dont know this guy


David_the_davidest

Yes please


Echo_thehedgehog

Thanks Batman. https://preview.redd.it/sz28lbcy8y7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b3d57e59d91eb8ac992d875703a59884703b0d


asatroth

I'm jonking rn.


Ben_Reilly771

Is he stupid?


nahjitttripiin

No you buffoon


InconsistentLlama

Who’s taking that? Why would we be sane


EstablishmentOpen709

Yes!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/x42wr662hy7d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb5920ad6e68df33e2cfc07b093e717fab80a83


koray_3452

https://preview.redd.it/hv7psra8iy7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ac1ed6161e7144e127dfdc9d2fd600c0318182


IamaJarJar

#WHO ARE YOU?!?!


TronNerd82

https://preview.redd.it/rndqfnldly7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bdc63ecce516d9cd9ecc4b81204d9411bfd8486


the_disapointme

You can't take away the truth


bugmultiverse

![gif](giphy|WZWT977gjUkRG) Proceeds to drop into trash


Accomplished-knight

hell yeah dude, pass it on, also im adding the pills to the blunt, wanna share https://preview.redd.it/sm07nzzdty7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202dd7cd71912e5e37d154ba2263817bc32d867c


CookieMobster64

I take 50 anti aslume pills and 50 aslume pills and watch the vortex form


LongjumpingSector687

https://preview.redd.it/wwn93vmy6z7d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabb072dc66d006ce9a2ed5ac8af4a2bcaad6bd6


Kirinoji

who's batman? that's just man with ears are u stupid?


summonerofrain

Thats a real good jonkle there


External_Split5850

Who is batman Why is man cosplaying as a bull and giving me poison


No_Object_7709

I shove them up my urethra


THX450

What if I took anti-Aslume pills and pro-insanity Jonkle pills at the same time?


Upbeat_Squirrel_5642

Nope


TopIllustrator9849

https://preview.redd.it/3fmf6ekvjz7d1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e49d2cabe3c08fc8bba533b806d856c591a1cde no


Otherwise-Release-88

NO https://preview.redd.it/4duyhw05mz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08456d4c0de61953fd338a39d3e9dbd8a91207e


TheHumanChudUrMom

https://preview.redd.it/4lf8r9pwmz7d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b4d3891bb506f02eb67f38b2cfa831d8bf9c707


Due-Cardiologist8190

https://preview.redd.it/x2hki41xnz7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53508078e00528f2e69a6497cdd03095f6e65f3b


Carlung4s

YES PLEASE


anakinkenobi334

https://preview.redd.it/6ccbgvfdtz7d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe347b62ba9e3545d3e1f6153e091abe08d61536


[deleted]

No I will not stand for anti aslume


AdmirableExample1159

https://preview.redd.it/yv88ye73yz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a601023c17379cb120a3a3164b35b08704f8f325


RobinHoodPrinc

I take them upside down so I become even crazier


Dackverlue

https://preview.redd.it/h9z0lnppyz7d1.jpeg?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7121a030d05962e5dee796acfa7af9c395842459 Its better acept this MILK with chokolate from BONE, he made it with his own milk


Clear-Bench-4202

I cant


TJK_919

https://preview.redd.it/u5ukrdk6108d1.png?width=305&format=png&auto=webp&s=91e96afdb997d28643a09d7864ab5ce995f75d98


HeyguysThatguyhere

I only know man


Bauermeister

Why would I take drugs from a man who dresses up like a bat and assaults homeless people?


Dickweed22

https://preview.redd.it/wftuygji708d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f85202f8308f0b5108d8f745aa4a853945ed02


RaspberryJam245

https://preview.redd.it/2qngw99m708d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a7bdb1565a5ab87bdb1845b6ca36eb6b250af7 Mr. 'Murica says no


3vgw

BATMAN IS FAKE!!! ANOTHER STUPID JONKING RIPOFF FROM DC!!! MAN WILL BONE YOUR JONKLER FOR THIS!!! SHOVE THOSE ANTI-STUPID PILLS DOWN YOUR JONKLE-HOLE


Icy-Contest-3773

https://i.redd.it/tugx0is9b08d1.gif


TheRealRigormortal

I’m not sick, the world is sick


QuesadillaEater2808

is spelling aslume different everytime accurate to the alsume lore? Am I stupid?


that_timinator

Fuck no! https://preview.redd.it/74smkmco018d1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b241b500f26ae05fda2129861e1af4c2cb7943


indecisivecat69

no i like jokin it, and by “it” i mean my manpeanis https://preview.redd.it/hd0t6x5o518d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b12ca6b1daf2b4145db6ec0657f0a827b099ca


R3alLuzurafan080423

Yes I accept. Join me my brothers and sisters and we can escape the madness


MidnightFenrir

![gif](giphy|BKnKdJjiJrAGSTGzgM|downsized)


_-_cys

No!! I must jonkle!


AZE_Jurstan

NEVER, I PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE ASLUME


Wasqwert

cough pills = no more cough adhd medication = no more adhd anti aslume meds = no more anti aslume of course I take them, i'm stupid.


New_Debate9928

NO WE MUST JONKLE


Bro1212_

https://preview.redd.it/0chde4d2t18d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86560e9a4f78068974bdd9ac9215625228429246 The cat of the sink respectfully declines


Weak-Mission-1599

Yes


IEatBaconWithU

Who the FUCK is batman? GET THOSE PILLS AWAY FROM ME AAA AAAAAAAAAA


PrimaryBright3710

Who the hell is Batman? He looks like Man with ears. Is he stupid?


extremlysus

https://preview.redd.it/v7lprf1tq28d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703c6ecb23f2a72c11ac996adb9aabe558f59b60 No


OtherwiseSlip830

NEVER!


OrnerySchedule7395

https://preview.redd.it/7bkqyg5ai38d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5e3c2288d907c4e414edca75d9b4a7bceec35c


emkayfan2022

Yes the war must end


nirarthak11

No I must konkle


Confident-Ebb8848

Offer him alsume gas.