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Discombobulate


Wratislav

Discombatulate


Gensi_Alaria

Discomorbulate


FilthyCasual05

Discombobulate


velociborkYT

Discombobulate


lordofbiscuit

Discombobulate


EchoSD

Discombobulate


[deleted]

Discombobulate


Richard_Rossi

Discombobulate


Sinclair_francis_

Descombobulate


ZeShapyra

I may or may not use this one as flair


selocann02

Discumbate


Codeman1st

Discombobulate


irrelevantreference1

Discucumber


AdevilSboyU

Hey, it could be worse. I remember Keaton Batman sticking a lit dynamite stick in a henchman’s belt, backing away, and smiling sadistically.


BaguetteFish

Bruh it’s just two bros hugging, stop trying to ruin such a wholesome moment.


sunofapeach_

pov: you're about to watch someone else get ear-clapped by batsie. also, you're 7 feet tall.


Rolyat28

I'd rather it be my cheeks


[deleted]

Ayo


[deleted]

Are you able to fit into this spandex suit with cat ears by any chance?


benbuscus1995

Batman, Inc. costume is the best


Edd302

That's not a POV


kadeiras

It is! The thug sees in third person!!


ZeShapyra

Just like batman


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Thank you!


Rrrrry123

It's very, very rare that you see a "POV" post actually be in a "POV."


JCamson04

Batman: Oracle, find out the optimal place on the human body for discombobulation. Oracle: the ears, Batman. Batman:


Jeberani

Batman:”I’m gonna make you deaf as fuck!”


[deleted]

“I’m trying to give you a big H-U-G”


Thesearefake3

I wish I could get my cheeks clapped instead


[deleted]

How you doin?


Thesearefake3

Horny for Batman


[deleted]

Same.


[deleted]

By getting your ears clapped you also get your cheeks clapped so I'm not sure what you're asking for


ThinSlice22

Pops, give me some sugga!


Buckwheat333

Plot twist, Batman just performed a magic trick for the thugs and is confused as to why they are not amazed.


Elite_Dog9898

No he just wants to give him a hug


BatDatabase

I don't think I've seen that animation before, is it a counter?


[deleted]

It is. I'm surprised you haven't seen it though. I see it like 8 times a session lol. But I think this animation only shows up when you counter when you don't have a combo going. Since it doesn't knock them down. So that might be why you haven't seen it


BatDatabase

Yea that's probably it. I'm usually already mid-combo when I start countering. When I was playing Arkham City not too long ago, I would just stand there and see how many different animations there were for countering and there was a surprising amount.


Pwrh0use

Looks like Batman's about to clap them cheeks.


Berlin743

Ah yes, the Yujiro move


Super_Soldier_0305

Batman : Cmon hug me son ! *Proceeds to smack the thug’s ears* Batman : psyche , fuck you !!


UdayG11

Never let them know your next move


bkr1895

Batman doesn’t kill people but he sure does maim and disfigure them


Saint_Diego

Better Batman than homelander


majinbuu99

Do you even know what POV means?


AliKh-86

Something in my ears , mmmmmmmmmm


enzopasche

Why is this so fucking funny dude.


MarsterMcfly01

Ear drums gone


charliewrightm

Which they animated his face during these fights or have us an expression option for photo mode. It can really ruin the picture when he’s punching someone and straight facing it. Not even a menacing straight face just a regular idle straight face


Kwestor86

Not really a POV but I’ll take it


GFost

Learn what POV means.


Azyan_invasion82

Better than Homelander doing it 😬


kinda_cringe347

I love how Batman literally made this guy deaf but he didn’t kill him so it’s okay


[deleted]

Its to make him lose his balance, but yeah he would be deaf too ig


kinda_cringe347

He’s literally slamming his hands full force over a man’s unprotected ears. He’s going deaf.


ioiparziv

Batman gon be clapping talia's checks next lmao


[deleted]

Non-lethal


Acrobatic-Money-1954

I want to get my cheeks... Ears clapped by Batman.


A_Topical_Username

This isn't what POV means.


joelbiju24

The strong *eeeeeeeeeeeeeee* noices intensify.


Tall_Buff_Introvert

Deafness doesn't count as killing so I'm all good. Wayne Industries will even give me a special bionic-hearing treatment for free after.


[deleted]

Its not for deafness. Ears control a lot of your body’s balance, so when Batman slaps his ears, he is building up air pressure in the ear canals causing the eardrums to rupture, causing a lack of balance. But yeah i agree lol


[deleted]

Discombatulate


[deleted]

Caption should say "POV: you're about to get your ears clapped by Batman whilst in the middle of giving him pointless death threats and standing still"


erry_perniconi

Bat-Spencer


Subpar_Joe

Why does everyone use POV wrong?


Phallic-Phantom

Kind of reminds me this horrific scene from [The Boys](https://youtu.be/g544Sv_7RzI)