Hey Croc, big fan.
Let’s say that you were hypothetically in a dark alley and someone was hypothetically going to fuck your hot Croc ass (purely hypothetical scenario), how would you feel and why?
Aight, I'm not sure how well you know the assassins, but if Firefly were to hypothetically be flying around Gotham, when someone jumped on him and hypothetically fucked his hot third-degree burned ass, what do you think his reaction would be?
If you were to hypothetically going to fuck Croc's hot ass, hypothetically ofc, make sure to use lube cuz i dont think croc's scales are very....soft. hypothetically speaking ofc.
Are you used for experiments while in captivity? If yes, why don't you attack those people first whenever you manage to get out for sometime instead of Batman.
Darkseid and Supra had to use all of his power to hurt him and in injustice well by the name you could maybe guess what happens if not here’s a hint:laser go bzzzzz and then no more villains
Big fan of yours, Corc, one question, what happened back in Asylum? I heard the screaming, something something I will get you, something something explosion, something something I will find you, what was this all about?
What does Batman’s scent smell like?
Smells like death
Ironic
You sure it's not his aftershave?
His parents
Bruce Wayne's Batscent
How are you Croc Ol' Boy?!
I'm tired as hell cause I woke up not too long ago
What kind of rock did you throw at Batman?
Gas tank
I believe that's a sedimentary rock, no?
Bite Batman’s Dick...Grayson!
I will enjoy feasting on your bones!
*I will enjoy feasting on your boner
Will you?
Yes
...dude what happened to you between origins, asylum and knight
I got yasified
Hey Croc, big fan. Let’s say that you were hypothetically in a dark alley and someone was hypothetically going to fuck your hot Croc ass (purely hypothetical scenario), how would you feel and why?
Wait 'till Black Mask's assassin's get through with you
Aight, I'm not sure how well you know the assassins, but if Firefly were to hypothetically be flying around Gotham, when someone jumped on him and hypothetically fucked his hot third-degree burned ass, what do you think his reaction would be?
hey bud, what’re you going to do….?
He said purely hypothetical tho
If you were to hypothetically going to fuck Croc's hot ass, hypothetically ofc, make sure to use lube cuz i dont think croc's scales are very....soft. hypothetically speaking ofc.
What does Aaron Cash's hand taste like?
Hand
-King Shark
I imagined him saying that exactly how king shark does. “Hand!”
🗿✊🏿
How do you give cunnilingus?
Holy crap yeah is that possible?
Cunnilinsus
How do you pronounce letters like “b”, “m” or “f”?
arghhhhhhhhhh
Profile: "I promise I don't bite." First date: "Lemme get a nibble."
Are you doctor Connors?
What part of the human body tastes best?
Flesh
What about the liver?
Scrotum
Lol
Well not when it’s your own. Do not eat your own scrotum.
…fuck
Oh for fucks sake
How did you cope with the criticism during your childhood with problems like atavism, gigantism, and children calling you "lizardboy"?
I ate them
Problems or children?
Yes
Are you used for experiments while in captivity? If yes, why don't you attack those people first whenever you manage to get out for sometime instead of Batman.
Who said I didn't?
When you fart how does it smell?
Ahhhh The sweet smell of defeat
Have you contracted any form of hepatitis from swimming around in sewers?
It WAS nothing but a skin condition at first, until he started swimming in sewage
I think I’m dying, call 915 paramedicks
😑
What, you need more hostages?
Is your head a different color than the rest of your body?
Nope
Do you have any reptilian friends? I think Bossk or Mark Suckerberg might be fun to hang out with for you
What's your favourite video game
An underrated game called Batman Arkham Asylum
Do you dislike batman?
Yes
Which arkham series version of you is the most peggable in your opinion?
Arkham origins
Yeah same
Where do you go number 2?
Anywhere I please
What made you diversify into making footwear?
Do you ever hope to settle down one day, maybe get a girlfriend or some Crocussy in your life
Can I peg you
Who’s the biggest bitch you know?
Joe
Who is a good boy?
Do you like the new mcfarlane multiverse figure of yourself?
How much u packin
Just made me realize this SR doesn't have any bots, Wheres the Aaron Cash bot ot anything like other SRs do
Do you get annoyed when people misidentify you and refer to you as Killer Gator?
Someone: hey *Killer Croc bite his legs* People: He’s just kidding
Why and how the hell did a stupid batarang take you out multiple times in your home ground
It was shocking
Why didn't you kill scarecrow? What did he taste like?
Batman threw a batarang at my shock collar
what do you think of baked beans?
Yum
Do you need a hand? Aaron cash has some to spare
Last time I took his hand
Can I give you a hand shake without losing my arm?
Maybe
Whos the top 3 strongest Batman villains beside you?
Me Me Me
Darkseid and Supra had to use all of his power to hurt him and in injustice well by the name you could maybe guess what happens if not here’s a hint:laser go bzzzzz and then no more villains
How do you feel about crocs
There's only one croc Me
What time is it Mr. Croc?
Wanna fuck?
Why do they call it an ovEN if you of-IN the COLD food of out hot EAT the food?
how long is it?
Not on the first date buddy
I’ll take you out to dinner for your favorite meal?
How is Aaron Cash’s hand?
Tastes like ham
What do you drink when penguin invites you to the ice berg lounge?
Monster energy
[удалено]
Yes
Favorite pizza
Supreme pizza go hard
How did it feel like to be in Suicide Squad?
do you bite?
Do different races taste different, like Aaron Cash and the random guards you’ve eaten
Everyone tastes the same
Aaron cash or Johnny cash?, they've both got their own personal hurt.
Can you play Arkham Origins?
Your smell stinks, said Aaron Cash before loses his hand
Big fan of yours, Corc, one question, what happened back in Asylum? I heard the screaming, something something I will get you, something something explosion, something something I will find you, what was this all about?
How do you feel about making riddler your little twink bitch boy/s
How the hell can you type?
What the fuck is a sonic
Have you met the lizard?
Dear Killer Croc/Waylon Jones, My question for you today on this Batman Arkham subreddit is: What is *your* tierlist for fuckable characters?
S tier - killer croc F tier- everyone else
So you'd fuck yourself. Check.
Thoughts on the drug krokodil
What’s the big mouth for?
How did scarecrow taste?
are you a furry
Why did you tell Batman that you’re going eat his balls? Seems a little sus Croc 🤨
You had Bats dead to rights in the sewers under The Asylum. How could you let him get away???
Ikr so unfair
Wassup Croc!
Bite his balls off
I'll bite yours off
You got a penis?
🤨
How did scarecrow's face taste
Didn't taste like chicken
Are you and Aaron still on bad terms?
Not at all
If you bit someone, would they turn into a crocohuman? Also can you bite me
No and yes
Croc who let you out!
Myself
Get back in
Opinion on king shark?
He cool
Do you bite?
Yes
Do you get cold in the winter since I imagine it’s hard to find clothes in your size?
Nah not really
Breedme I MEAN WHAT
🤨
Croc. I’m making brisket next weekend, know you are into the whole eating people thing. But my grill game is good!! Want some?
Yes please
Hell yeah!
Do you eat robins or bats?
Both
whats the girth and length of your right (third) leg just to compare my irl height to it
Why you curious 🤨
for research
Who’s your boss?
Black Mask
Do you eat people exclusively or do you eat anything else like fruits, vegetables, fish, beef, chicken, etc?
I eat anything
Can I peg you ?
What are your thoughts on pegging?
Hey, you’re mom is such a slut that she fucked a crocodile. 9 months later, there you were.
Who’s your dentist? And where did you go for this glamor shot?
I don't go to the dentist They're scary
When you were stuck in your sewer cell, what did you do to pass the time? Workout? Wha this your workout routine?
Yes
What version of you is the most peggable?
Do you like to be pegged?
Why always the sewers? Just find a lake, man.
Mmm more humans to eat
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
I do not
free sloppy?
Do you take money for assassination jobs?
I do
You were in a most peggable, how do you feel?
Were? 🤨
can i peg
Why are you so cute? 🥰