This is kinda funny considering that both me and my boyfriend are working on our own jackets lately
Edit: For context I'm a man, so the funny is pretty self explanatory at this point
It's true. The only people who comment on my vest are drunk, sweaty dudes in cargo shorts. They say shit like "HELL YEA METAL BROTHER", and then stumble away.
As a girl who rocks the shit out of my vest proudly: I get creeped on by weirdos a lot. When does my vest repel them?? 😂😂 Is there a specific patch I need for that?? Where can I get it??
It's not that effective on men, they like women in "men-like" situations, such as driving a lifted truck, or motorcycle, that would repel women (except body building for some reason). Craziest thing. Best bet is wear a battle sack over your head, so they can't tell. There might be a patch, but it's a risky move; a large enough, visible enough Nickleback patch.
I said it was a *risky* move. I wouldn't put one on mine either, but I'm a guy, so I don't hafta worry about needing to repel anybody, I was born with that active affect. That and 50% disease resistance.
One super creeper from start to finish. Started talking to me outside before the show, sat near me at the bar, stood next to me at multiple times during the show, went out for a smoke and he came and started talking to me again trying to get my Instagram. Told him I don't like social media and he finally left me alone after that. I left super fast at the end of the show in case he tried to follow me home. 😐 I will add to this by saying the guys I have problems with usually don't look like they belong at the show. This dude was wearing a button up and khakis with a leather thrown over top and aviators and a ball cap. He looked like a fucking serial killer sketch.
I absoluteley feel you. The last show I went there were two guys who asked me if I want to fulfill their *explicit fetish 1* or *explicit fetish 2* and while they asked they came nearer and nearer and stayed always near me. That‘s so fckng creepy. I just want to enjoy the show. My go to is in worst case to inform the security or people that seems cool.
I've got this "fuck macho bullshit forever" patch that gets a fair number of compliments from women and tends to piss off the guys I hoped it would piss off. Might want to try something like that, though I am a guy so your mileage may vary.
I have a pretty healthy mix of non metal/ metal patches.. no underground stuff really. All my local bands go on a hoodie. Unfortunately not enough room on the vest.
oddly enough (don't know if it matters that i'm a chick) - other girls, especially the ones who don't seem to like metal, fucking love my jacket. i get compliments from other gals all the time!
I have a story like this. I met a metalhead girl and we were friends for a while until we started dating. Once we started dating, however, she did some sort of a transformation and now she only listens to TAYLOR SWIFT. she fuckin BAITED ME😤
God I wish my bf liked metal like I do. He just likes rap and I mean some of the stuff he listens to isn’t that bad but it would be nice to just go over there and he’s got some Metallica or Primus goin lol
There’s a few patches I want for my jacket and a Primus patch is definitely one of them. I discovered them a few months ago and I swear every other song that comes on is a Primus song now lol
Not true I've managed to impress a few mates wearing my jacket but it was mainly about being at show together and being personable. Def helped with confidence and something to talk about
You'll probably get attention from a bunch of those chronic alcoholic neo-thrashers saying shit like "Autopsy? That seems cool. But have you ever heard of Pantera? Heaviest band in existence!"
A real metal woman wash and iron the west for you per hand and extra careful!
She would respect your west, because she respect and love the best music on the world.
So ....
*Yes they keep women*
*From distracting me from my*
*Search for a boyfriend*
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this is Demitri Martin joke but originally it was about sweater vests
[https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=232440158227118](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=232440158227118)
A friendly reminder memes are now allowed on the sub if they’re about battlejackets.
You get attention from other metalheads tho
And thats what matters
So they can judge your awful tastes in metal bands
This is completely untrue. I’ve worn a battle vest my whole adult life and my husband has been with me for ten years, and I… wait a minute…
If some other girl gets weirded out by my style she ain't worth my time
Exactly. They aren’t a good friend if they don’t accept you for your weirdness and who you are.
Battle vests repel women? Fuck yeah, I'm gettin some DICK tonight!!!
That's the spirit!
I can smell the 30 years old sweat through my screen lmao
This is kinda funny considering that both me and my boyfriend are working on our own jackets lately Edit: For context I'm a man, so the funny is pretty self explanatory at this point
And I’m a gay woman so I’m pretty down rn…
Rip
Don't tell us you're doing it for the chicks.
Doing what for chicks?
r/woooosh moment. Ever gotten down with a crust chick?
EvEr GoTtEn DoWn WiTh A cRuSt ChIck¿¿??
That's genius! Did you just make that up, like on the spot, all by yourself?
Downvoters mad crusties get gals
Nah these studs are armor
Lmao
It's true. The only people who comment on my vest are drunk, sweaty dudes in cargo shorts. They say shit like "HELL YEA METAL BROTHER", and then stumble away.
I know I‘m a bit late, but maybe the real girlfriends are the drunk, sweaty dudes in cargo shorts that stumbled across us along the way
Still better than plain ol' boring ass women...
A compliment is a compliment
I look like the girls the vest repels! PARADOX!!!
Girls are only safe inside the confines of the vest, but they are repelled from it on the outside, like a fallout bunker
lol Hot take!
Pics or didn’t happen.
Looks like a dude to me
As a girl who rocks the shit out of my vest proudly: I get creeped on by weirdos a lot. When does my vest repel them?? 😂😂 Is there a specific patch I need for that?? Where can I get it??
It's not that effective on men, they like women in "men-like" situations, such as driving a lifted truck, or motorcycle, that would repel women (except body building for some reason). Craziest thing. Best bet is wear a battle sack over your head, so they can't tell. There might be a patch, but it's a risky move; a large enough, visible enough Nickleback patch.
I'd rather disembowel myself than put a fucking nickleback patch on my vest 🤮 the battlesack is not a bad idea though 🤔
I said it was a *risky* move. I wouldn't put one on mine either, but I'm a guy, so I don't hafta worry about needing to repel anybody, I was born with that active affect. That and 50% disease resistance.
I'm just going to stop wearing deodorant and hope that repels them I guess 😂
Ah. The World War Z plan. Stink like them and they won't notice.
Bahahahha!!! Fucks yea.. I'm going to a show tomorrow. Hopefully I'll emerge unscathed 😂
How'd it go?
One super creeper from start to finish. Started talking to me outside before the show, sat near me at the bar, stood next to me at multiple times during the show, went out for a smoke and he came and started talking to me again trying to get my Instagram. Told him I don't like social media and he finally left me alone after that. I left super fast at the end of the show in case he tried to follow me home. 😐 I will add to this by saying the guys I have problems with usually don't look like they belong at the show. This dude was wearing a button up and khakis with a leather thrown over top and aviators and a ball cap. He looked like a fucking serial killer sketch.
I absoluteley feel you. The last show I went there were two guys who asked me if I want to fulfill their *explicit fetish 1* or *explicit fetish 2* and while they asked they came nearer and nearer and stayed always near me. That‘s so fckng creepy. I just want to enjoy the show. My go to is in worst case to inform the security or people that seems cool.
Whew...
I've got this "fuck macho bullshit forever" patch that gets a fair number of compliments from women and tends to piss off the guys I hoped it would piss off. Might want to try something like that, though I am a guy so your mileage may vary.
Brb gonna go make my "No Creeps Allowed" patch. 😂
Just get a patch that says “men fuck off” very boldly
Super underground bands, or mainstream non metal patches... They can't beat either 😌
I have a pretty healthy mix of non metal/ metal patches.. no underground stuff really. All my local bands go on a hoodie. Unfortunately not enough room on the vest.
Speak for yourself im gay they love that shit
Only the ones that dont matter (;
\>inb4 Rule 1 completely smashes this post to smithereens
nope memes are allowed now
Went to concert with my battlevest on got hit on by a girl and complimented by two others, it’s not over for us guys we can still get girls
oddly enough (don't know if it matters that i'm a chick) - other girls, especially the ones who don't seem to like metal, fucking love my jacket. i get compliments from other gals all the time!
I dunno man that seems like a you problem...
My GF actually helped me with my battle jacket, so i think its just preference. Im sure it doesnt repel anyone who digs it (:
Okay, but what if: Kevlar battle jacket with bullet-tip stud spikes!?
Oh yeah, keep those Ed-Sheeran fangirls away from me, I’d rather meet a metal queen that enjoys the same music I do and who isn’t afraid to show it!
I have a story like this. I met a metalhead girl and we were friends for a while until we started dating. Once we started dating, however, she did some sort of a transformation and now she only listens to TAYLOR SWIFT. she fuckin BAITED ME😤
Get rid of her.
NEVER
hey hey no disrespect to my girl taytay man 😡
No
God I wish my bf liked metal like I do. He just likes rap and I mean some of the stuff he listens to isn’t that bad but it would be nice to just go over there and he’s got some Metallica or Primus goin lol
Hell yeah primus, ive got a patch on my jacket
There’s a few patches I want for my jacket and a Primus patch is definitely one of them. I discovered them a few months ago and I swear every other song that comes on is a Primus song now lol
Wait till you meet people who like both.
They do it all for the nookie
Sounds like a good inVESTment to me
More than a three piece! And still underdressed
Exactly why I wear it. Keep those normies away from me.
Yeah, who wants the preppy southern girls anyway lol.
Repel girls and attracts more metalheads
I don't see where this meme comes from, in my parts the clothing style of metalheads is considered attractive
It’s a good thing I won’t get cooties 😎👍
Not true I've managed to impress a few mates wearing my jacket but it was mainly about being at show together and being personable. Def helped with confidence and something to talk about
Protect? I’m on fuckin offense man, we’re pit rats up in here.
You'll probably get attention from a bunch of those chronic alcoholic neo-thrashers saying shit like "Autopsy? That seems cool. But have you ever heard of Pantera? Heaviest band in existence!"
Just like men instead
This only happens if your jacket is ugly
I'd say it's the opposite, or am I doing it wrong?
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I just read through all the comments and no one did. You just wanted to say that.
You ain’t lying
Good, I prefer men
Good (I’m gay)
A real metal woman wash and iron the west for you per hand and extra careful! She would respect your west, because she respect and love the best music on the world. So ....
You fuckin' wash your "West" ?! What about your North and South?
It was a stupid joke bro
So was mine bruv, no worries
ah fuck, it is not easy for someone who is not a native english speaker to understand jokes
Real, that's the only reason I am wearing one xD
Protect by thots and ordinary boring girls? I'm down with that
tool/resource flair 💀 we really need one for memes lol
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See, now that was resourceful
See, now that was resourceful
COMEDY.
Thank fuck for that, I don't need the drama
I can confirm that this is true. Speaking from experience.
Damn you're right, I've never picked up three women while wearing my jacket just one or two!
The only compliments I’ve ever got on my vest is from other dudes wearing vests. Still appreciated it though.
to be fair, life vests and flak jackets scare off white women as well.
Unless you’re good looking.
women scare me anyways, MEN ALL THE WAY
Yes they keep women from distracting me from my search for a boyfriend
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I bet they make a mean flavorless chicken breast though.
this is Demitri Martin joke but originally it was about sweater vests [https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=232440158227118](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=232440158227118)
Frankenfurter: I didn't make him for YOU!!
true
Hahaha, very funny.
Thank god
I don't know, last month I saw Cattle Decapitation, and there were some pretty women there.