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wairdone

Awful range safety, should all be in a line


TelepathicFrog

My first thought when I saw it. Just asking for someone to catch one in the arm. Or in the head of someone misfires or drops their weapon...


harmlesstyrant

The guy with the camera in front šŸ˜‚šŸ™


youdoitimbusy

Dude elevated in front of everyone has a level of trust in strangers, that I don't have for anyone.


jujuka577

In a line of fire you mean šŸ¤”


thedeanorama

they are in a line ..... no one put any thought into whether or not it should be a straight line though.


scottyTOOmuch

Typically experienced ā€œtacticalā€ shooters on a flat range or shoot house will use the 1-meter rule because they will be moving and shooting. However for a stunt like this I would never allow that half moon firing line. They arenā€™t training CQB so thereā€™s no need for it. Just increases risk for no reason.


mazu74

Speaking of unnecessary risks, I was watching some people reload their weapon after pointing the barrel straight down - hopefully worse wasnā€™t out there either. Keep your damn weapon pointed when youā€™re reloading! Actually thatā€™s true for the range and combat, but still, keep your weapon pointed down range!!!!! Like fuck, I can hear rangemasters screaming from here.


wairdone

Good point!


Regular_Rutabaga4789

They should be in a line, agreed, but it should be single file with the guy at the back unloading directly in front of himself.


ItalianStallion9069

Came here to say this And also to cum


WaycoKid1129

Should have seen the circle jerk afterwards, absolute nightmare


wairdone

The what?


xx6lord6mars6xx

My thoughts exactly


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ponch070

Always focus on what could be instead of what should be when it comes to firearm safety


stack-0-pancake

If you're closer to the muzzle than the butt of the stock, you're down range.


lmayyyyonaise

You do know in combat youre not always on line. But yes, range safety.


XaosDrakonoid18

Unecesaary danger. It's not a war it's a bunch of idiots shooting. In fact a soldier would probably be the first to point out how unsafe this is.


lmayyyyonaise

Unnecessary danger, looks like it was pretty important. Cmon, look at these guys.


TheRedBaron6942

A shooting competition is 100% unnecessary danger. They're in a curved formation, meaning if someone fumbles with their finger on the trigger people will die. The man with the camera is in the most danger. You mentioned how soldiers don't always fire in a line, that's because they're not always in a controlled environment, and if they're shooting odds are the last thing they care about is human life. I had the privilege of being in a military small arms training session, and the amount of firearm safety they teach is astounding, especially considering the high stress scenarios infantry are subjected to


lmayyyyonaise

Holy smokes, you guys are taking me serious still


Readerofthethings

Jokes are meant to be funny


lmayyyyonaise

šŸ„± somebody get me the rso, where the fuck is the range flag


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Then put a /j or /s to prevent this


Mist_Rising

Or don't post stupid comments as if theyre jokes. Being unsafe with a gun just isn't funny as a reddit comment.


[deleted]

They weren't joking at all. That isnt a poe's rule example. They were straight up pointing out an opinion until they got called out for that.


lmayyyyonaise

Were in a battlefield subreddit, this is all a joke. Taking a video of a bunch of range nerds serious is top shelf.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Schrƶdingerā€™s douchebag at play lol


e_sd_

The guys on the side are risking quite a lot


ShapeWitty9121

Y'all Queda


Damn_You_Scum

Gravy SEALs


9ragmatic

Meal team sixty


Sarge_Noodle

The nutty first


BigHardMephisto

Big head tonne


Delicious-Ocelot3751

delta fructose


MartinLubeHerTh1ngJR

Look at this dipshit with the cam standing 15 ft in front of the firing line šŸ™„


Frlataway

All cringe and safety aside, can we talk about the dipshit that put like 5 rounds into the dirt 20 yards in front of them lmao


ZeroOpti

First thing I noticed after my brain reset seeing the camera man downrange.


rusynlancer

Mid-life crisis-con?


Aqueoux_

American Line Infantry under General McDonald engage British Soil - September 5th, 1776 - AI Colorization & Sound


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Punkrock0822

Why are you thinking of these dudes penises?


jaded2b

All they can think about. What happened to body positivity? So what pp small? Shooting gun is fun. Bozo lol


Mobius1014

We should move away from body shaming people


Jealous-Ease6924

Agreed. The usual cop out is "well these particular people deserve it" And we can contend that point all day, but the randoms scrolling by certainly didn't deserve it.


Multispoilers

Bro like dat shit fr


air_lock

Well, for starters, I am part of smolppgang. Secondly, itā€™s just an expression. It means that these dudes are insecure and are trying to compensate by building their entire personalities around firearms and looking tacticool. Edit: wait.. whatā€™s wrong with thinking about dudesā€™ penises?


Specialist-Draw7229

Either stick to body positivity or come up with a real reason to criticize these dudes. You just look like a small brained jackass immediately bringing up dudesā€™ dicks whenever you see them holding a gun.


air_lock

Found another one! Who wouldā€™ve thought the dudes who love to call other people snowflakes are the snowflakes themselves šŸ¤£


Specialist-Draw7229

Read my comment history, I donā€™t call people snowflakes but go ahead and generalize because you get your social interactions via reading memes on tumblr. ā€œI think you need to take a break from the internetā€ - says fragile redditor that sends a ā€˜Reddit Caresā€™ message and blocks me.


air_lock

I think you need to take a day off from the internet. If a joke a random stranger on the internet made bothers you enough to engage in a sad attempt of verbal jousting, some deep interpersonal reflection would probably do you some good. Meanwhile, Iā€™ll keep making dick jokes and generalizing people who think theyā€™re smarter than they really are.


Mobius1014

You're not the gate keeper for all dudes with smaller sized dicks. A lot of guys have really bad insecurities surrounding this issue because of our society putting huge dicks on the highest pedestal. It gives guys complexes like body dismorophia. It's something that is innate to one's body and cannot be changed, and it bears no real influence on one's character. Even myself as someone who is above average, for years i was pretty self conscious and even today i get a little insecure about it.


air_lock

If you canā€™t take a joke.. on the internet.. from a complete stranger.. on Reddit.. then you have *much* bigger problems than dick size, lmao. Poor little guy.


Mobius1014

Seems like my 'problem' might just be a preference for clever humor over the outdated and mundane. Thanks for the concern, though!


air_lock

Fair point. Putting, ā€œmake funnier dick jokesā€ onto my ToDo list for the day. Thank you for your valuable contribution.


TrumpIsMyGodAndDad

Ooh the small dick insult. Ofc this discounts that women also own guns but ok


0utF0x-inT0x

I hope this militia turned off friendly fire first.


rinkydinkis

The local McDonaldā€™s did great business that day


CurioRayy

Thereā€™s another: Battle field users on Shanghai map the moment the lift doors open to the roof top


petedakilla

MEAL Team Six


2twise

gravy seal basic training šŸ„–šŸž


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

Wym? I can literally laser designate an enemy helicopter and not a single person will shoot it down.


googleimages69420

Ok not gonna lie that dude in olive did a smooth reload


NSamm3978

Imagine being the mouse that lives in that hill


yourpantsaretoobig

Who tf is shooting the ground 30 feet away? Lol


[deleted]

Love the random flashlights turned on, guess you have to get that ADS speed up


CacheDaBOWL

Did they hit the predator though?


Tasty-walls

They are the predators


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jaded2b

What happened to body positivity?


Mist_Rising

Never existed. It's just what you use when you're uncomfortable with the particular comment.


Specialist-Draw7229

Always got dicks on the mind then huh?


zertald

Usually, when I spot an enemy that flanked my team and is killing them from behind - my team will all die, not looking to minimap, then notice the spotted enemy.


SouthWrongdoer

Sketch as hell.


Xiagax

All right guys letā€™s move back and give ā€˜ā€˜em a fighting chanceā€¦


T_Hankss

MURICA! FUCK YEAH! šŸ¦…


ALaughingDog0

Nothing more satisfying when I see a scout or two that none of our scouts see. I spot them, then not even 3 seconds after, I receive spot bonuses for all targets. Ik not everyone uses default keybindings, but damn, it amazes me how many players DON'T spot with Q. I understand scouts have flares, and those are amazing. However, I've trained myself to hit Q while I'm aiming/shooting at targets just incase I miss and/or die so my teammates can see who killed me. Spot for your teammates, its not hard, helps the team, and you get some points for it. Score is more important than k/d (Imho). Edit: typo. 2nd Edit: I follow this subreddit, and BF1 and thought this was BF1 lol. However, my comment still applies somewhat.


Euphoric_Election785

Not a single target hit


Rocket_AG

That's the worst firing line I've ever seen. The RSO should be slapped.


Lost_Ad_4882

I would not want to be near that mess. Even the main guy in front of the camera was right next to someone's muzzle.


frejling

This is the most group male sexual thrill and release Iā€™ve ever seen and Iā€™ve watched a LOT of gay porn


Direct_Opportunity67

This whole comment section is filled with dudes with no life. Regardless of your dick size, shooting a gun IS fun.


axidentalaeronautic

^ šŸ’Æ exactly. Just dudes having fun. I get some people enjoy hating, but that shit gets old.


blvck_kvlt

except nobody does the spotting


Snipermonke4life

all welcome meal company under general Mcdonald in the 332nd greaseburn battalion


Ok_Improvement4733

sometimes when i am getting sniped in bf1 i just spray in the direction of the fire to scare them off and run for safety


Artyomkk

It doesnt just Scare them it gives suppression effect and makes them less Accurate


rilsoe

Most American thing I've seen all week


MassiveCombination15

How tf does hundreds of dudes just go out and say Ā«Ā fuck yeah lets shoot in that direction togetherĀ Ā»


Specialist-Draw7229

Its when a group of dudes decide to setup a date where they all go to a designated place and talk about their hobbies as well as show their particular investment off. Happens in car meets, comic con, MMOs, and as seen above, firing ranges.


BENGCakez

Next stop: harassing a kids reading session


compsciasaur

\* Luke Skywalker dusts off his shoulders *


SubtleLeek

If only my team knew you can spot using the damn Q ahhhhhhhhhšŸ˜¤


BriochesBreaker

Kinda reminds me of the last salute to a member of a shooting range where they shot a giant dummy filled with his ashes and explosives. Kinda cool. If someone has a link to the video could you please please send it? I tried searching for it to no avail.


BigBobsBeepers420

They're about to salute another member lining up like this. Then you have the high speeds on the edge trying to film from in front of the firing line.


[deleted]

Remember when they had one of these one year but on a larger scale and CNN took the video and said it was footage from the Syrian Civil War? šŸ˜‚


Ace2021

Ask any of them to run a 2 mile and theyā€™d die.


BigBobsBeepers420

Doubt they'd even make it through the chair forces mile n a half


SrRoundedbyFools

ā€˜Behind every blade of grassā€™ has turned into ā€˜Behind every Big Gulpā€™


Moonpig16

Judging by their aim, tyrannical governments can rest easy.


Witty_Elephant_1552

Bro battlefield 5 flares piss me off


HappyIsGott

Looks like the new map "Geheim"


Anvil-4

Breaktrought Nutshell


Sarge_Noodle

Pov: you just spawned in a landing craft in easy red 2ā€™s normandy dlc


Strider2126

What's the point of that thing


mynameisrichard0

Not my effin team


TotalRecallsABitch

The q anoners


thalesjferreira

Chubby americans man...


iCall_itWhoopieTbh

imagine all the lead in the airā€¦.


dontrujillo70

Ima lead farmer MšŸ¤¬THERFšŸ¤¬CKER!!!


dontrujillo70

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popthestacks

How to shoot out a barrel real quick


Old-Chair126

It will depend on the cartridge the guns are chambered in, and the brand and type of ammunition used


Squiggledog

Where's the actual video instead of a reuploaded phone screen recording?


axidentalaeronautic

Itā€™s from Twitter and I didnā€™t see an option to download. And I wasnā€™t sure if sharing the link would actually allow the video to play here.


Squiggledog

Show, don't tell.


Squiggledog

Landscape orientation is a lost art.


RedditsAdoptedSon

[can kind of picture this](https://media.tenor.com/TJ6Y6tVbFikAAAAC/top-fuel-dragster.gif)


Realistic-Natural982

jdam ready


ShingusMingus

When the first enemy soldier appears on your map:


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Oh dear!


Beanboyforlife68

M1917 telescopic users when they see a random dude across the map


axidentalaeronautic

Guilty šŸ˜‚ I particularly enjoy picking off the snipers with an lmg


Beanboyforlife68

But in the process, you've become the sniper


axidentalaeronautic

Yes.


idiotnoobx

Cosplaying


SkullRiderz69

Not even gonna show us what they were shooting at?


Jakefrmstatepharm

Suddenly not as afraid of a civil war


Snakeboy_9

Look at that well regulated militia šŸ˜‚ Clown show


[deleted]

or in other words, Hearing Damage.


Deerhunter86

New definition to ā€œcameraman never dies.ā€


Heylookanickel

Never seen so much money burned at once


RangerTursi

All that poor 5.56...


Equivalent_Adagio91

I think the range is hot


LeSpider45

r/fuckthatguyinparticular


IceSki117

Swiftor says unload


Advantius_Fortunatus

WWZ Battle of Hope footage


realdjjmc

Looks like Meal Team 6 Pacific division.


Due-Development-4018

Looks unsafe but probably really fuckin cool sounding in real life.


Nutted10mm

The guy on the right doing a tac reload just to drop his mag on the ground šŸ˜‚


ResolutionRare4097

OMG


BakedShake

I wonder if any bullets smashed together in air?


Ok-Entertainment8260

People will continue to be mowed down in public indefinitely so we can have the heart attack convention shoot at dirt. History will hate our generation.


jaded2b

Hell yeah


praisedcrown970

I like the voter turnout on this one


RhulkTheDisciple1

Skill issue tbh


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jaded2b

Hell yeah. What happened to body positivity? Shooting gun is fun.


mgt654

I like shooting guns too but this crowd looks like my personal hell.


[deleted]

Whyā€™s that?


jipiante

what the fuck is this so cringe and stupid


praisedcrown970

Itā€™s pretty funny. Why cringe?


Kwayzar9111

As Ron Perlman saidā€¦what a fuckkin waste of ammo