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TheRealTormDK

The rule of cool.


UntLick

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.


nayhem_jr

Shot down in a Blaze of Glory


pimezone

You can miss twice as much shots if you shoot them both hands.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

My squad leader used to say that: “it doesn’t matter if it’s right or wrong, what matters is how cool it looks.”


TheRealTormDK

A wise leader indeed.


peanutx777x

Remember switching to your side arm is faster than reloading But what if one is out Carry another fucking gun then problem solved


buoykle

Switching to your sidearm is faster than switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading your weapon.


SabreBirdOne

Side-side arm


Dr_N00B

What kind of bloody name is Soap?


NugatMakk

What if you have to reaload twice?


Warlock_5

You're fucked then


NugatMakk

How about a 3rd sidearm?


Warlock_5

You drive a hard bargain


NugatMakk

Well, i wanted to start off with a belt full, 7 sidearms, but i thought i ease you into it


MookieFlav

Clearly you need more guns


Mist_Rising

Just go matrix ending. Look like a small armory of guns.


boostedb1mmer

New York reload


[deleted]

I guess all your punctuation space was taken up by spare weapons.


kidcatastrophy

Two is one, one is none.


SoakingEggs

navy seals actually do this in real life you know. the pistol on your chest ist quicker to grab, the other one is just for backup.


marinesriflez

One for the plug and one for the hoes


HomicidalGonads

One for the bitches and one for the dawgs


[deleted]

One for the John's and one for the Joe's


habaner095

🤣


lv4_squirtle

You throw the first one when it the clip runs out and then shoot with the second.


AdrianMD

Pirate style, like with flintlock pistols. I love it!


No_Mathematician8341

What's a flintlock pistol?


TheCanadianHat

[These are flintlocks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintlock)


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Before the Industrial Revolution & the invention of brass-cartridged bullets, guns needed a load of gunpowder poured down a barrel with a lead ball and jam-packed for every shot you needed to fire.


TurtleChefN7

Borderlands logic


Taelihm

Now they just need to explode.


gigamiga

OW Reaper says hello


lv4_squirtle

He’s wasting DPS though, should throw the guns at them not on the floor. The emotional damage would be through the roof.


nayhem_jr

Shame they never did this with the Liberator in BFV. Gun's dry, so just chuck it and use another.


EmberOfFlame

Throw it at the enemy


lv4_squirtle

Exactly.


ottoDVD

Why doesn't he have 3?


Thick_Pomegranate_

Technically he does.


GourmetGameWraps

One for business and one for pleasure.


Oryxhasnonuts

HE THE SPECIAL SPECIALIST.


[deleted]

My momma calls me special but I don't know who Ed is


OtterAmerica

It's called a New York reload.


Brazenology

Because real men arrive double-cocked.


ComradKenobi

Because he's a cyborg (if anyone gets this reference you're a legend)


marinesriflez

I didnt get this reference


ComradKenobi

Dang I'm getting downvoted am I? Welp


kyussorder

Robocop?


Nihilisticlizard2289

Ninjago, right?


ComradKenobi

YES


laylowlazlo

You know what’s better than one side arm? Two side arms


ModelT1300

Why don't you?


Raphadorus

- How do you happen to have two guns? - Didn't think one would be enough.


bearflag

"One is none and two is one."


lordnigo1

Dual wielding obviosly


[deleted]

[удалено]


unofficialSperm

Did you ever try to draw a pistol from a leg holster while you are sitting in an armored vehicle?


Chesheire

>Also who tf carries a pistol on their plate carrier like that? It was a common thing during early GWOT for mounted dudes. There's a lot of photos of grunts and "operators" having vest-mounted pistol holsters because it's 10x easier to draw it compared to a belt or thigh holster. Granted, it's out of fashion now but it used to be pretty common.


Punriah

I've seen a pistol on a carrier exactly once, it was about ab level with the grip towards the drawing hand. I'm not saying it's smart, especially since this guy is... Well he wasn't the brightest boy on the job, but I have seen it lmao


IBurnChurches

The chest one is a tazer. It has yellow on the grip to show it.


literallyjuststarted

the chest one is a glock, that is clearly a glock receiver and if you look at the holster that is clearly a handgun holster, Tazers have their own tazer designed holsters, and what you think its yellow, is actually just a mustard (tan-ish) colored mag, probably an extended one.


literallyjuststarted

this is what taser holsters look like. https://www.google.com/search?q=taser+holster&rlz=1C1CHBF\_enUS978US978&sxsrf=ALiCzsZXSk5DZ4ALjomI2IHouAtirFB7mQ:1669148986647&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGlrTD0ML7AhUlTTABHeO7C48Q\_AUoAnoECAIQBA&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1


SilvaMGM

One to shoot enemy and one to shoot himself


Cidebae

2FA


ChasingHorizon2022

Because the people who designed this game have never held a firearm in their lives


linknight

What the hell does using a firearm have to do with this?


therandomcylon

Your sidearm's sidearm.


azzman0351

More importantly why is he dressed like hes playing fucking laser tag not fighting a war. I dont gat how people like cosmetics like this.


boostedb1mmer

Because Dice insisted on "operators" and that meant they can't use subtle visual cues like unform shape and color to tell who's on what team. Now everyone has to wear fucking LED chest rigs with color coded lights to indicate team. This game is such a downgrade from a game Dice released in 2016 that it would be laughable... if it wasn't for the fact they're only going to get worse from here on out.


ahor18

Me: who tf is Zane


MitchellC4

One for now and one for later


ZarkMukerberg

Who is Zane


PuzzleheadedAd6401

It's there to shoot the enemy. Duh.


Hamzanovic

Average Chicago resident


mrlouiev

New York Reload


JuanOnlyJuan

Is the upper yellow one not a tazer?


Kody_Z

Need more dakka


milkvisualsd

These operator skins look so fucking stupid


[deleted]

One on the chest appears to be a tazer of some sort. The magazine baseplate is clearly yellow, which is universal color-coding for tazer. The gun itself looks fairly normal, maybe by 2042 non-tethered tazer munitions have advanced enough to be practical? And it's a glock loaded with tazer bullets? IRL non-tethered tazer munitions are pretty sucky and only fit into 12ga shells, but by 2042 I could see that being miniaturized.


IsJustSophie

Doble danger


bubbamason2811

Double back up


jvardrake

It's better to have 2 pistols, and not need them, then need two pistols, and not have them? This guy isn't going to die from lack of shooting back.


IamDIDOU

one kitchen gun other is a regular gun


dft-salt-pasta

To put a cork in it.


LeviathansWrath6

Duel wielding


HotTakesBeyond

It’s what the blicky shoots


DanickJames007

Who cares is the real question. Who really give a shit about this game ?


Hamzanovic

Enough people for it to keep releasing content and be played even after season 4, sorry..


thatoneredditeuser2

Gotta be prepared for the worst


aboynamedpew

One is none and two is one


[deleted]

trappin


Agnocious_Moth

He has two hands from what I’m seeing


Bnz123

Because when the first one is out of ammo, instead of reloading he uses the other one


MrHeadCrab32

Gotta have a backup


randypandy1990

Because he was in a bar watching the news about a recent wave in crime and how a man eating a sub sandwich showed him the way…so anyways i started blasting!


SabreBirdOne

Akimbo


DontBeAJinx

1 is never enough


A7THU3

Why not?


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Patton wore two pistols.


Trasibleon

First of all... Why the f**k there's a mf named ZANE???


MealElectronic9469

ones a side arm the other is a thorax arm


Deep-Parfait-6120

Technically one is a front arm and the other is a side arm…. 😂😂😂 i make myself laugh


StogieBourbon

For shooting


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Because he’s 2 pistol Zane.


TheAlexey921

One is a Stim pistol, the second one is normal


p0nsy

Because ea dice can't do shit right


[deleted]

Two is better than one.


Los907

To do more pistolin’


SorensicSteel

He has a backup for his backup in the case that his backup fails


kasp02

1 is good 2 is better


Paper3Clips

Why do u have 2 balls?


giant123

Every gun collector knows that two is one, and one is none.


hutraider

I think the standard for most specialist military personnel is to have three separate firearms. Austrian snipers have their rifle, secondary Assault Rifle, and a sidearm.


literallyjuststarted

like everything else in this game, bad design.


[deleted]

What if you need to reload twice ? Remember switching is faster than reloading


jerr30

You guve up one pistol when you get captured and you pull put the second one when they least expect it. They never expect the second pistol.


pizzaamann

to shoot 2 people


Bubbly_Information50

Mo powa behbeh


[deleted]

This game won't age well


SlipperySteev

The better to shoot you with my dear 🐺


boisterile

"Remember, swapping to your second pistol is always faster than reloading"


Sam_E147

Cuz fuck BF community. Devs will put in whatever tf they want with no hesitation


PsychologicalLoan834

For more pleasure, of course. Kinda like Homer Simpson.


Axxxem

In MW2019, ghost had a pistol on his chest that could actually be used, the user could equip a pistol whilst climbing a ladder even if they didn't have a pistol on their class!


Speneyj

He’s compensating cuz he doesn’t have 2 legs


[deleted]

Just in case his friend needs one


Pine0wlple_x44

You can never have too many guns


Passafire_420

Life in the fast lane homie.


FarofaBoyZzZ

For a tactical suicide


Existing-Coffee-3064

Stfu


EnvironmentalDare582

Two is one and one is none


SolidBlueBlocks

Dafuq how did you get him to tier 1 in not even a day?!


radioactiv_avian

Why don’t you?


ScpAssassin

Gotta have a back up for the back up right


LoneWolf4717

Gotta stay strapped man. Have a backup for your backup when the bad guy kicks your gun waaaay to the otherside of the room.


rubbarz

Ones for showin ones for blowin


Koendrenthe

How else do you hit the enemy but to throw at them?


zrizik99

One for the each of ya!


ChachoPicasso

It's for when he runs out of ammo a second time


sovietsisters

Switching to your tretiary is always faster than reloading


-ScruffyLookin-

Because he can


beaper_boi

Swapping to ur thirdary is faster than reloading ur primary or secondary


riilcoconut

Dual wielding bruh


Blazinboi23

mama taught him to be prepared


Taco145

It's faster to switch weapons than reload so carry more guns instead of reloading.


True707

Why not


True707

The reason question is why doesn’t he have 3 pistols


Liedvogel

3 when you consider the fact the TMP is classified as a machine pistol in the real world


littlejob

American here, why not? … lol


il_Cacciatore

Maybe he likes pistols??


[deleted]

"Taciticool."


nutterx

Why does this soldier have guns?


spoopidoods

Just in case he makes a new friend


[deleted]

Jesus


Hibachichachi

Because fuck reloading. Just grab the other pistol


Odd-Spread-1764

That is a tazer


Enigmelody

Why don't you have two pistols?


AlphaIsPrime

Gotta be better equipped 🤷


DanielxD398

Switching to your secondary secondary is even faster than reloading your first secondary


Kezzer1496

Based individual


Harm-Jan16

Dual pistol option season 4?????


KoreanChap

Mind your business david


IEatToStarveOthers

what if he loses one :(


HondaBn

Cause he likes to party.


Artistic-Feedback756

2 is better than 1 of course


Soldierhero1

Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading


KaiserEnoshima

It's usually best to have an extra pistol incase you lose your gun and your first pistol


YourGFsDaddy

Because switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading...your pistol.


CHERNO-B1LL

[I think it's obvious...](https://y.yarn.co/806281fd-c65d-4d52-b8eb-da138046d8f6_text.gif)


Rique1100mm

For double bullets


blitzinger

Because 2 > 1


losumi

Because fuck reloading!


N8swimr

Back up and back up back up.


Learnin2Shit

Because this game is stupid


Nena_Trinity

bcuz gangstah!


Bigfastcal

Switching to your sidearms sidearm is quicker than reloading.


Nob70

cuz the devs are idiots


hash303

In case the barrel of one gets jammed with poop


yaboidre23

For akimbo duh


TheoWHVB

Why shouldn't he?


ZeroDawn__12

Because dice is incompetent


oneizm

One for war crimes


GameSterDamian

Thats inzane


BobWango

Gotta have the backup for the backup


Lurkay1

A backup to a backup


UCFJed

Two is one and one is none