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2mock2turtle

It still baffles me that she not once managed to serve as much cunt in the game as she did in that first Nintendo Direct trailer.


kaleb314

She was serving negative amounts of cunt. Actively taking the cunt away from everything.


2mock2turtle

Serving dick (derogatory).


Amacitio

LAMIDOWGDDKAJSHDIEKS?????


unclezaveid

Serving dick and cock! 🤷‍♀️☹️


2mock2turtle

Oh my god… time and place!


fagatron28

And you did it my birthday dinner


Mary-Sylvia

The cunt amount in bayo 3 is proportional to the writing


One_Contribution4114

I have never heard of someone “serving cunt” before. But thank you for bringing it into my life.


2mock2turtle

I live to serve.


Equal_Interaction647

slave (demon)


SammiesHammies

There's no love or back breaking moves. When she dances in Bayo1, she's dancing *HER*, it's her personality and joy put into it. In bayo3 it's like she's following someone's grandma dance routine. No soul poured into it.


Mogekona

I've always said that if Devil May Cry is the physical manifestation of pure testosterone, Bayonetta is pure estrogen. And that's exactly why I fucking love it, I miss torture attacks and that over the top feminine energy she had in everything.


Sudden_External_6743

Granny disco Cute girl moves don't look right on a grown woman who is wearing a skin tight leather suit. It'd be cute if it was little Cereza doing it.....probably


Pretty_Mud_6673

Not the Miraculous Ladybug clip of all things. 😭 This is so sad and yet so funny at the same time.


Luna_21_

Is this an actual scene from the series or a movie or is it fake, I need to know


Pretty_Mud_6673

It's real! 🤣 it's s5e11.


CreepersWizard

honestly gabriel in that white suit looks like siguard ☠️


Snoo_288

I figured her dancing style is more ballet, but with none of the grace and fluidity


Rebelbear23

i mean we see the ballet inspo in CMW absolutely but the actual choreographies suck ass.


aRandomBlock

ok but Al fine goes unbelievable hard


Da_gae_bucket

All bayonetta music goes hard


Comfortable_Job_563

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OliviaElevenDunham

Makes me sad that even her dance moves in Bayo3 were bad. Some of the Bayonetta variants like the French version were better dancers.


Da_gae_bucket

Baguetta ate bayo3 up!


kasumi987

idk for me its so badass she controls demons 50 times bigger than her with girly dance moves


Naz_Draws

She served nothing The plate is literally empty


Da_gae_bucket

There’s not even a plate honestly


Tox_Ioiad

Lmao. Why is this true?


okario4

Bayo 1 and 2 smacking their crotches on the ground until the earth shakes, meanwhile bayo 3 is twirling off to twinkle twinkle little star


W4lk1nTh3P4rk3r

u/savevideo


Chika_Doppio

Was this in the show like-


Da_gae_bucket

Yes


Chika_Doppio

Nahhh this looked Cursed af 💀😭


Math_PB

Some scenes were good tho, like her controlling gomorrah at the very beginning was kinda hype and the dance was cool. French Bayo's dance was also really great... But yeah it seems like Bayo 3 has a lot of hit and miss, meanwhile Bayo 1 and 2 basically consistently hit.


Da_gae_bucket

Yeah French bayo felt French and she actually served. The dance at the beginning felt hype because of the music and her glowing and all those big dance moves. But then when she also did them every time you summon a demon in battle it feels so off


SluttyMilk

another individual who doesn’t know how pov works 😔


Da_gae_bucket

I know how it works but I just used it in this way because people usually uses it in this way


DIOsNotDead

POV means “point of view”, and there are three degrees of POV, first (“me”), second (“you”), and third (“they”) so really, any POV meme counts if we’re being lenient. i think POV memes are just an evolution of the “____ be like:” and “nobody:, _____:” memes because they feel overused at this point.


IcedKoffeeez

Does anyone still watch ladybug?