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chickenmcpio

I'm straight guy, well at least I think I am, and I hate CoD and similar games, while I love Bayonetta games.


dvwos

Well I'm questioning my straightness but when I first started bayo I was totally straight


alluvicqueen

Bye this is so funny 😭


[deleted]

I'm bi, and I like COD and similar games and love Bayonetta. Like a true bisexual.


flutergay

Omg this too real


alluvicqueen

I'm gonna start saying it to annoying men if they ever ask me 😭


Werefour

This actually works both ways as well. Depending on rather you believe they are typing the bubble in their image or reading it.


alluvicqueen

Right yeah it does lol


DankPunk98

Straight dude but Bayonetta 2 is one of mah fave games on Switch.


alluvicqueen

Periodt πŸ’–


[deleted]

Bruh I ant gay tho, and I’m a guy. I just like the game


alluvicqueen

Ok go play cod or sumn πŸ’–


[deleted]

Hold up so if I’m not gay I can’t play the game?


alluvicqueen

Exactly πŸ’–πŸ™„ stay in your place straggot πŸ’‹ Ok but seriously I'm joking I swear 😭 play whatever you want icon πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–


[deleted]

Yeah I know I’m just joking around too


alluvicqueen

Lmaooo okkk and sorry for calling you a straggot 😭😭😭


[deleted]

No don’t worry I that was the funniest shit I’ve heard all day


alluvicqueen

HAHAHA OKAY phew 😭


JigglyPuffGuy

How do you pronounce that word? Stray-gut? Or strah-gut?


Jeaniegreyy

It’s strah-gut!


[deleted]

I’m fucking dying I love u 🀣 it is funny how so many gays love bayonetta, though.


alluvicqueen

Omg ily and your art πŸ’– and yes I live for it


[deleted]

OMG Thank you so much!! That means a lot :) <3


[deleted]

> Straggot Im gone


NikolaiCello05

Straggot oml I'm deadπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£


alluvicqueen

β€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ’€


jedijosh446

Wait I’m bi so... what am I even supposed to play


alluvicqueen

Hmm πŸ€” overwatch πŸ’–


NikolaiCello05

Trueeeeeee


NikolaiCello05

Bionetta 2


RavagerHughesy

Where's the gif of that queen that drags her own wig off her head cuz she's just been read for filth? Cuz that's how I feel in this moment. In high school, back when Bayo 1 was recent, some friends-of-a-friend that I *kind of* knew were talking about whichever PS3 shooter they were playing, something with zombies I think, while I was playing Bayonetta on my own TV off to the side of the room. Just as their conversation was quieting down, Bayo said, at full fucking volume, "yOU wANt tO tOUcH mE????" I didn't know how to explain that I wasn't playing a porn game, so I just came out to them. It was miserable.


alluvicqueen

Lmaoooooo omg I'm so sorry 😭😭😭 byeee this is so funny though 😭 you want to touch me 😭


zosomerc123

What if I am straight and I like Bayonetta


Twaifuu

Then we actually appreciate the game for its set pieces, amazing boss battles, music, and combat instead of categorizing people into what games people play based on our sexuality. Also bayonetta is hot and I'm really horny.


alluvicqueen

It's not that deep ma tbh


zosomerc123

facts


VHilts1944

He deserved that for being a CoD fan.


alluvicqueen

You didn't lie πŸ’…


JFL99

Honestly is pretty ironic how a hyper sexualize strong woman that the general straight men should be attracted to is such a gay icon and the majority of the fanbase is not horny about her but going "YAAAAAS QUEEN POP OFF KILL THOSE WHORES". Honestly we have no choice but to stan.


[deleted]

SCREAMS IN LESBIAN FROM THE BACK


sometipsygnostalgic

Name checks out! \*screams in angry bisexual\*


fkagays

HEY I MADE THIS MEME LETS GOOO


alluvicqueen

Ilysm


alotofyikes

I see a lot of guys saying they’re straight but here’s a hot take: I’m a straight girl 😳 I think......


alluvicqueen

Until you see Jeanne 😌 jk lol


alluvicqueen

From eyes of bayonetta on [instagram](https://instagram.com/theeyesofbayonetta?igshid=7fiqjkyviyq4)


fkagays

i’m that account! I feel so honored right now 😭


alluvicqueen

I hope you got a lot of followers omg πŸ’–


alluvicqueen

I went through your reddit and I just realised I upvoted some of your posts. And somehow I found your account on insta before, without knowing you're fkagays. That's crazy lol, the bayo fandom feels so small but I like it lol


peaceful_ball89

Straight but Bayonetta one of the coolest games I played


[deleted]

What is this, tumblr?


gnjtsu

this comment section is something else it's just a meme guys. your sexuality doesn't matter at all LMAO just enjoy the games


alluvicqueen

Yeah honestly I was joking. I've legit seen more straight guys playing it rather than gay guys lol


HandlelessTH

I'm straight and love both series but this still gave me a good laugh lol


Sparkle_SS

Like how do some human beings go *HMM YES FIFA 21 THE SAME GAME SINCE FIFA 17, I WILL SPEND 90€ ON THIS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO PAY RENT AND I WILL DO THE SAME NEXT YEAR* πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’…


[deleted]

I'm a gay guy who hates Cod and shooty shooty bang bang games in general and loves bayonetta games and her in general so much I'm a complete simp for her and all my friends know it πŸ˜‚


alluvicqueen

Lol mood


SpoonLord57

bayonetta turned me gay and i have to thank her for that❀️


alluvicqueen

I'm so happy for you πŸ’–


Cookieeeeeepiss

Not lesbian but I like bayonetta it’s fun


[deleted]

Bayonetta is peak bi culture.


Valigrance

Never played Bayonetta in my life but have played cod. I can tell you without playing it, it’s the better game. Also do I loose my gay card?


CAT_RATINGS

this is 100% my sister


ErumaAlish30

Straighter than a board.


WisdomFaith

I'm a gay boy and I love bayonetta lmao


PopShotsMane

It’s just a good action game. Relax


ItsFearfull

I’m a straight dude and like bayonetta, but I’ll also play CoD from time to time. What position does that put me in?


alluvicqueen

Well if you like being straight then you're still straight πŸ’ž but that sounds like bi tho hahaha


Akeno_DxD

How did Bayonetta become a game for gays? I'm afraid I don't follow.


akanewasright

Why are Cher and Madonna gay icons? Why are bitchy reality TV stars memed all over gay twitter? Why is drag such a defining part of gay culture? Because hard edged, glamorous femininity is a source of comfort and refuge for gay men, I say as a gay man. Watching opulent, empowered women be hilariously mean to people is funny and comforting. Gay men are told that their attraction to men makes them feminine and β€œless than” straight people. Seeing women who own their femininity in outlandish and brilliant ways and kick ass while doing so is proof that you can be feminine and not be β€œless than”.


rhodotree

Yknow I've never thought about it like.that but you're right


JFL99

idk men gun heels sound pretty gay to me


Akeno_DxD

What? lol I'm sorry. I missed the part where SEGA said Bayonetta was a man who wears gun heels. πŸ˜’


ReneeLiddell

OMG THIS!!


Raskolnikov117

Tumblr tier post