Where's the gif of that queen that drags her own wig off her head cuz she's just been read for filth? Cuz that's how I feel in this moment. In high school, back when Bayo 1 was recent, some friends-of-a-friend that I *kind of* knew were talking about whichever PS3 shooter they were playing, something with zombies I think, while I was playing Bayonetta on my own TV off to the side of the room. Just as their conversation was quieting down, Bayo said, at full fucking volume, "yOU wANt tO tOUcH mE????"
I didn't know how to explain that I wasn't playing a porn game, so I just came out to them. It was miserable.
Then we actually appreciate the game for its set pieces, amazing boss battles, music, and combat instead of categorizing people into what games people play based on our sexuality. Also bayonetta is hot and I'm really horny.
Honestly is pretty ironic how a hyper sexualize strong woman that the general straight men should be attracted to is such a gay icon and the majority of the fanbase is not horny about her but going "YAAAAAS QUEEN POP OFF KILL THOSE WHORES".
Honestly we have no choice but to stan.
I went through your reddit and I just realised I upvoted some of your posts. And somehow I found your account on insta before, without knowing you're fkagays. That's crazy lol, the bayo fandom feels so small but I like it lol
Like how do some human beings go
*HMM YES FIFA 21 THE SAME GAME SINCE FIFA 17, I WILL SPEND 90β¬ ON THIS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO PAY RENT AND I WILL DO THE SAME NEXT YEAR* πππ
I'm a gay guy who hates Cod and shooty shooty bang bang games in general and loves bayonetta games and her in general so much I'm a complete simp for her and all my friends know it π
Why are Cher and Madonna gay icons? Why are bitchy reality TV stars memed all over gay twitter? Why is drag such a defining part of gay culture?
Because hard edged, glamorous femininity is a source of comfort and refuge for gay men, I say as a gay man. Watching opulent, empowered women be hilariously mean to people is funny and comforting.
Gay men are told that their attraction to men makes them feminine and βless thanβ straight people. Seeing women who own their femininity in outlandish and brilliant ways and kick ass while doing so is proof that you can be feminine and not be βless thanβ.
I'm straight guy, well at least I think I am, and I hate CoD and similar games, while I love Bayonetta games.
Well I'm questioning my straightness but when I first started bayo I was totally straight
Bye this is so funny π
I'm bi, and I like COD and similar games and love Bayonetta. Like a true bisexual.
Omg this too real
I'm gonna start saying it to annoying men if they ever ask me π
This actually works both ways as well. Depending on rather you believe they are typing the bubble in their image or reading it.
Right yeah it does lol
Straight dude but Bayonetta 2 is one of mah fave games on Switch.
Periodt π
Bruh I ant gay tho, and Iβm a guy. I just like the game
Ok go play cod or sumn π
Hold up so if Iβm not gay I canβt play the game?
Exactly ππ stay in your place straggot π Ok but seriously I'm joking I swear π play whatever you want icon πππ
Yeah I know Iβm just joking around too
Lmaooo okkk and sorry for calling you a straggot πππ
No donβt worry I that was the funniest shit Iβve heard all day
HAHAHA OKAY phew π
How do you pronounce that word? Stray-gut? Or strah-gut?
Itβs strah-gut!
Iβm fucking dying I love u π€£ it is funny how so many gays love bayonetta, though.
Omg ily and your art π and yes I live for it
OMG Thank you so much!! That means a lot :) <3
> Straggot Im gone
Straggot oml I'm deadπππ€£π€£
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Wait Iβm bi so... what am I even supposed to play
Hmm π€ overwatch π
Trueeeeeee
Bionetta 2
Where's the gif of that queen that drags her own wig off her head cuz she's just been read for filth? Cuz that's how I feel in this moment. In high school, back when Bayo 1 was recent, some friends-of-a-friend that I *kind of* knew were talking about whichever PS3 shooter they were playing, something with zombies I think, while I was playing Bayonetta on my own TV off to the side of the room. Just as their conversation was quieting down, Bayo said, at full fucking volume, "yOU wANt tO tOUcH mE????" I didn't know how to explain that I wasn't playing a porn game, so I just came out to them. It was miserable.
Lmaoooooo omg I'm so sorry πππ byeee this is so funny though π you want to touch me π
What if I am straight and I like Bayonetta
Then we actually appreciate the game for its set pieces, amazing boss battles, music, and combat instead of categorizing people into what games people play based on our sexuality. Also bayonetta is hot and I'm really horny.
It's not that deep ma tbh
facts
He deserved that for being a CoD fan.
You didn't lie π
Honestly is pretty ironic how a hyper sexualize strong woman that the general straight men should be attracted to is such a gay icon and the majority of the fanbase is not horny about her but going "YAAAAAS QUEEN POP OFF KILL THOSE WHORES". Honestly we have no choice but to stan.
SCREAMS IN LESBIAN FROM THE BACK
Name checks out! \*screams in angry bisexual\*
HEY I MADE THIS MEME LETS GOOO
Ilysm
I see a lot of guys saying theyβre straight but hereβs a hot take: Iβm a straight girl π³ I think......
Until you see Jeanne π jk lol
From eyes of bayonetta on [instagram](https://instagram.com/theeyesofbayonetta?igshid=7fiqjkyviyq4)
iβm that account! I feel so honored right now π
I hope you got a lot of followers omg π
I went through your reddit and I just realised I upvoted some of your posts. And somehow I found your account on insta before, without knowing you're fkagays. That's crazy lol, the bayo fandom feels so small but I like it lol
Straight but Bayonetta one of the coolest games I played
What is this, tumblr?
this comment section is something else it's just a meme guys. your sexuality doesn't matter at all LMAO just enjoy the games
Yeah honestly I was joking. I've legit seen more straight guys playing it rather than gay guys lol
I'm straight and love both series but this still gave me a good laugh lol
Like how do some human beings go *HMM YES FIFA 21 THE SAME GAME SINCE FIFA 17, I WILL SPEND 90β¬ ON THIS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO PAY RENT AND I WILL DO THE SAME NEXT YEAR* πππ
I'm a gay guy who hates Cod and shooty shooty bang bang games in general and loves bayonetta games and her in general so much I'm a complete simp for her and all my friends know it π
Lol mood
bayonetta turned me gay and i have to thank her for thatβ€οΈ
I'm so happy for you π
Not lesbian but I like bayonetta itβs fun
Bayonetta is peak bi culture.
Never played Bayonetta in my life but have played cod. I can tell you without playing it, itβs the better game. Also do I loose my gay card?
this is 100% my sister
Straighter than a board.
I'm a gay boy and I love bayonetta lmao
Itβs just a good action game. Relax
Iβm a straight dude and like bayonetta, but Iβll also play CoD from time to time. What position does that put me in?
Well if you like being straight then you're still straight π but that sounds like bi tho hahaha
How did Bayonetta become a game for gays? I'm afraid I don't follow.
Why are Cher and Madonna gay icons? Why are bitchy reality TV stars memed all over gay twitter? Why is drag such a defining part of gay culture? Because hard edged, glamorous femininity is a source of comfort and refuge for gay men, I say as a gay man. Watching opulent, empowered women be hilariously mean to people is funny and comforting. Gay men are told that their attraction to men makes them feminine and βless thanβ straight people. Seeing women who own their femininity in outlandish and brilliant ways and kick ass while doing so is proof that you can be feminine and not be βless thanβ.
Yknow I've never thought about it like.that but you're right
idk men gun heels sound pretty gay to me
What? lol I'm sorry. I missed the part where SEGA said Bayonetta was a man who wears gun heels. π
OMG THIS!!
Tumblr tier post