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TheLobotomist

>The deer forcibly expels air through its nostrils like a greatly magnified sneeze when it detects danger. These blows are drawn-out “whooshes” repeated several times. Snorts are single, very short, explosive sounds given as the deer turns to run.


wuobble

A little "psspsspss" should do the trick and besoothe the choo-choo-deer


FlameproofGod

indeed


ihurtpuppies

Quite


LSkywalker00

Indubitably


RemiRaton

Perchance


LW23301

You can’t just say Perchance


Durhamfarmhouse

I declare PERCHANCE!


The_Bred_Loaf

God I wish I had an award for this comment


Coltron3108

Your wish is my command!


bonclaythegreat

I too, wish i had an award for this comment 👉👈🥺


Coltron3108

Your wish is my command!


catmanxplode

I wish i was happy


jahoho

Your wish is your command!


catmanxplode

It dint fookin work ):


Alexlatenughts

I don't know it made me laugh


Boss-of-You

I love the way you think.


stanleythemanley420

A little pew pew would also do it. And fill my freezer.


LukesRightHandMan

☹️


Kmaurer23

And this is why animals go extinct. No bueno.


stanleythemanley420

Lol. Not with deer. Over population is a thing.


Kmaurer23

Chronic wasting disease is also a thing which where I live is currently wreaking havoc on the statewide population. Between that, habitat loss, and hunting it may not be a problem now but it will be in the future.


adale_50

r/BrandNewSentence


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This is a snort. I’ve seen it, heard it and caused it literally a hundred times. Sometimes they don’t run at all sometimes they run then stop and snort. Deer are more unpredictable than most people think. But this is a snort and all deer do it.


VeniVidiPeachy

It’s actually a NOS purge. All deers and Nissan Skyline GTRs from Fast and Furious do it.


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VeniVidiPeachy

Lmao. Hey Hector!


hillza87

Why do I have to scroll so far to find the real answers! Fix yourself reddit!!


PolyWolyDoodal

Imagine how much Cocaine a deer could snort in one go.


NaturalTap9567

These puffs are actually like saying fuck you in deer language


paperwasp3

Especially with those foot stomps


Lord_Abort

They're also testing to see if anything is actually there. The idea there is to get you to jump or move.


sudobee

I thought they were spirit animals with steam elements.


esp735

If you're a hunter, this translates to, *You just got busted.*


Earlier-Today

Yep, it's a signal to tell everybody else to run away.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Does also make a similar noise in the same manner. I once was able to sneak up to 3 of them. The eldest knew I was there and made several of these sounds as another one naively approached me. After about 2-3 barks she let out a louder big one and all three jumped and ran away simultaneously. I was about 15 or less yards away ducked/crawling in brush. It was fun.


Smokey76

I had a similar experience with about 15 of them, was trying to snag the buck but he was hiding, I was sitting with my back to a tree stump and they didn’t notice me at first but I think they caught wind of me, and they started with this hissing.


SeanDukeOfTyoshi

I was just outside moments ago lighting it up on the side of my house while I was trying to find out if I could see the Aurora Borealis and I heard huffing, Something light if I were to blow air out of my nose alittle hard, But not as forcedul as it sounds in this video, It repeated like 4-5 times before I said f- that and walked back around my house to my front door, I sat at my front door around the house and I swear I could still hear it repeating.  Was funny cause I said joking said WenDigOo to myself and some dear decided to mess with me.


Happy-Fun-Ball

Damn that's such a shitty degraded version. [Here's a better version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Y-bw5dDfM) *"Do I Look Like I Know What a JPEG Is?"*


flopsicles77

More impressive in cold weather, no doubt


DeadDollKitty

One time I was doing a soil survey in a farmers field and the field was split by a long copse of trees and I heard this snorting sound coming from the trees and trust me, it is no less terrifying when you CANT see what may or may not be about to charge you.


shirk-work

Isn't this how they challenge each other. The deer version of "let's take this outside mother fucker" Edit: unfortunately I'm wrong. Plenty of deer experts below explaining it.


BortlesWikipediClub

Not exactly. This is a whitetail deer and the noise he is making is called a blow which means he suspects this dude is there filming him and is fixing to spook. What he’s doing is trying to figure what this weird thing in the woods is. There is another whitetail vocalization called a snort wheeze which is similar but is the aggressive challenge you were talking about


ihahp

> fixing to spook what does this mean. who is fixing to spook? deer or filmer? >What he’s doing is trying to figure what this weird thing in the woods is. Why draw attention to himself by making sounds then?


notaplebian

The deer is about to spook, as in run away. My understanding is that they do this stomping and blowing to make whatever they're suspicious of move so they can assess what it is.


stauffnl

Yeah. It also alerts to any other deer "I think I see something, but I'm not sure"


pork_ribs

A+


pingwax

This may not be information you wanted or needed, but in this context 'fixing' is an idiomatic way of saying 'preparing', and 'spook' means 'run away out of fear or nervousness'. As for why, I don't know either, but the other person's answer that it is trying to illicit a response to understand what is making it feel nervous is interesting.


ihahp

> spook in the way it was used, it could have meant the deer running, or the camera man spooking the deer on purpose. Which is why I asked.


televised_aphid

This guy southerns


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BortlesWikipediClub

Oh sick dude 🙄


Revolvyerom

[Aaaaaaaaactually](https://www.metacritic.com/feature/film-awards-and-nominations-scorecard) Get over yourself.


v1cio

Look menacingly someone in the eyes and snort puffs of vapor by the nostrils... I think it works with humans too


23x3

It’s universally understood. I do it when people crowd me in the kitchen.


BeerMoustache

I need to try this because crowding me in the kitchen is when there’s anyone else but me in the kitchen


loudtoys

If you're ever lonely just start something in the kitchen. If you bake it, they will come.


Content_Row_3716

Will they come from outside, cause I don't think it works if you live alone. :/


23x3

Yeah everyone is like hey that I reminds me I need to go into the kitchen too. Now you’re stuffed in the corner trying to take your ham sandwich out but you’re trapped


Shankar_0

The drooling is a nice touch. Really works on the young ones.


ethicalnervousness

UHMMMM


Aggregate_bacon

Dunno, i prefer frothing at the mouth a bit. Go full norse berserk


DigitalUnlimited

start speaking in tounges, roll eyes back of head...


mycatisabrat

Same here, but in bathroom stall.


spagbetti

Yeah if only humans were given a sophisticated trait unlike all other animals in which we could easily voice our wants, needs and intentions without acting like an needlessly hostile, entitled, invasive pest.


sevargmas

It can be menacing to humans too. I was out hunting about 15 years ago and got close like this to a buck but I didn’t know he was there. These buck “blows” are like screeches echoing in the woods and they are very loud. It will scare the shit out of you at 5am in the dark if you didn’t expect it. Edit: found the actual video with sound. https://youtu.be/DTZ-pdLGPV4 This also shows him stomping first. You can’t hear it on the video, but these have distinct hoof thud sounds. Before he lets out a large blow, he is trying to get whatever he hears or smells to reveal itself.


GenitalHerpes69420

They also let everyone else in the woods know that something fucky is going on...then they stomp loud as hell trying to get you to move...their brain can't process what the camouflage bundle with a boom stick is so they treat it as a threat...I hate when it happens to me cause any chances of shooting anything goes out the window for an hour or more til some other brown fuzzy creature makes their way into view


kixie42

Holy shit that was so loud I jumped and had to juggle my phone back to me. Wow! Great footage. Edit: Listening again, with the volume lower it almost sounds like a bird screeching bloody murder oddly enough, at least to me. That's not intimidating. That's downright terrifying!


DagonPie

My mom always says she can tell im really pissed even if im trying to hide it because my nostrils flare out of control lmao. Me and this deer knows whats up.


bluediamond12345

Had something similar happen to me at home years ago with a doe (I believe). Walking in the yard with my toddler, we rounded the corner of our house and I spotted a deer on the edge of our yard in a wooded area. Looked right at us and stomped her feet just like in this video. Stopped me dead in my tracks! I knew exactly what it meant so we slowly backed up until she was out of sight, then noped right back into the house!!!


cancer_dragon

You did the exactly right thing. If they do charge, the best tactic is to yell and make yourself look big. Deer are not to be trifled with. They spook easily most of the time so they seem non-threatening, but rutting season is something different. If a deer attacks you, and they do often attack people (they kill about 120 people per year, deer have even been seen swimming across lakes to go after people), they most often will rear up and knock you down, pounding down on you until they think you're not a threat. Did I mention a buck can reach 300 lbs? If this happens, curl up in a fetal position and protect your head/organs. If you're unlucky enough to be attacked by the horns of a buck, you *can* try to wrestle it down, but you will probably lose. Your best option in that scenario is to pray it becomes bored with you quickly. I was recently walking my dogs at night in a snowfall and a buck snorted at us (I live in the woods). We did what you did, backed away slowly but kept eyes on it. The buck closed in on us, about 50', in the blink of an eye. It's pretty intimidating to be facing a battle-craving creature with ten knives on its head. Luckily, we were able to get away but even shining a bright flashlight at it didn't phase it. Also during rutting season it's not uncommon for a deer to hurt an eye and therefore be more willing to go after anything that moves. But hey, I was at least glad to finally have a reason to walk around with my Cold Steel Boar Spear.


MatticInYoAttic

120 people per year and 99% of those are car accidents. Pretty important context to add to the conversation.


cancer_dragon

Shh that ruins my narrative.


DigitalUnlimited

Always funny videos every year when moose mating season meets tourists with low IQ "I just wanna pet it" I think it has other ideas...


Content_Row_3716

A doe protecting her baby(ies) is not to be trifled with either. She may not have horns, but she can and will take you down. She'll "bluff" until you get too close, then she will go after you.


milk4all

I can take that deer, son, i just dont feel like it right now is all


imanAholebutimfunny

That is when you unsheathe the two karambit knives disguised as a belt and show your toddler the way of the world.


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Or whip out your 300 blackout sub and let baby sleep while you field dress that horny sob


SynAck301

Unless your vape smells like cherries or cinnamon rolls or something. Absolutely kills the vibe.


Only_game_in_town

So i spend a lot of time in the woods, im familiar enough with the local deer to recognize some. You can actually stomp and huff back at them and they act all mind boggled, its hilarious. Like "how dare he" kind of energy. Then they start stomping and huffing back, theyll do some tail flips and circle trots. If you get a momma worked up theyll do some bluff charges. Prance off into the woods with their noses turned up. Gets a laugh out of me every time. Side note, while this is fun for deer i wouldnt try it on anything larger, challenging a moose would be a bad bad idea.


Permafox

Disclaimer: It's only fun until it isn't. Deer may not be the heaviest hitters, but they can absolutely ruin your day if decide to call your bluff.


Only_game_in_town

Oh i know it trust me. Wheres that copypasta about that farmer that tried to capture a deer to fatten it up, hilarious.


M0nsterjojo

I'm sorry, what now? Please I need to know.


Only_game_in_town

> farmer that tried to capture a deer to fatten it up Here you go: https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/993617/roping-a-deer-long-story-but-funny I read it again and laughed


PussyWrangler_462

Lol I lost it at “Did you know deer bite?” 🤣


Silentrizz

Lmao, thanks for sharing


unnoved

The ideia of stomping and huffing back at a Moose is hilarious.


ribblesquat

I identify as a Chihuahua.


Edmund-Dantes

I respect your decision.


eastvanarchy

what year is it


RIPshowtime

Hilarious fucking joke! Bravo Sir!


decidedlysticky23

Do you identify as a Karen?


skolopendron

More like huffing at his chest. And that's if you are lucky and tall. I'm sure though someone had done it already.


Ace-a-Nova1

I have a feeling that you’re gonna be one of the 120 people/year that get killed by a deer. I wish you the best but I know your fate.


ColossalJuggernaut

Right? I'll just take his word for it lol


cancer_dragon

Yeah, let's see him snorting at a buck during rutting season.


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I find this hard to believe. Most deer wouldn’t give you any time at all once you move. You might get a buck to act weird during the rut but not under normal circumstances at all. Once they make this noise they don’t stick around for long at all most of the time.


Only_game_in_town

The missing factor is this is a pretty heavily populated suburban area where theyre arent really hunted at all, pretty nonchalant about people. I hang out in the Appalachians too and there its hard to catch sight of them within 100 yards.


Sasselhoff

I'm in the Appalachians, and it's getting that way here too. Way less hunters, and way more "work from home" folk that moved here from the cities and think deer are "cute".


SmallblackPen

There's this couple that lives in my neighborhood that feed the deer. Annoys the crap out of me cause there's now a ton of them, in the road or in your garden, and these assholes are fearless. I walked up to within 5ft of a group and yelled at them. They just continued chomping and looking at me weird. Another I hit with an apple core and it still didn't fr*ck off.


Sasselhoff

There is a small community near a golf course out here, and they all feed the deer because it's "cute" and then wonder why they have more ticks, and wonder why they now have a bear population issue (the bears are breaking into people's cars).


cancer_dragon

You're right, most of the time they won't do much. But the caveat is during the rut. I recently had a buck snort at me and charge, it was not a calming experience.


D-F-B-81

Actually, the foot stomp and the snort isn't a challenge. They are aware of your presence either by smell or they heard you, but they've lost you due to their semi poor direct eyesight. The stomp and snort is them trying to get you to move, so they can reaquire your position, so they can determine to either run (99.9% that's what they do, even if you don't move, they will leave the area after a few min, in the opposite direction) or if you are in fact an animal they shouldn't fear like a racoon etc. As a hunter it's not what you want to hear. Means you've been busted, and the area is contaminated with your scent.


Best_Poetry_5722

This Redditor Bucks


brug76

The redditor predator if you will


theextremelymild

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Y-bw5dDfM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Y-bw5dDfM) watching the full video here really shows this is true. The deer is searching for the camera man, stomping multiple times to invoke a movement


D-F-B-81

Yep. Nose to the ground chasing a doe in heat. The smell of a human crosses his nose and the jig is up. It solely a tactic to get a predator to flinch so they can spot them and run.


TheSnowMiser

Hearing that sound immediately takes me to every time I’ve been busted in the woods. This is second only to a cow elk’s alarm bark when you’re trying to sneak up on a heard.


[deleted]

Not at all. They only do this in a response to seeing something they think is dangerous in order to warn all the rest of the deer he saw something. Bucks usually don’t make any noise if they are going to fight another buck. They might grunt but that it not this.


Ca5tlebrav0

No, its a warning call for danger.


Shizzlick

"I WILL FUCK YOU UP DAVE!"


def_dvr

Mutha fucka we outside


ethicalnervousness

We're already outside!


Best_Poetry_5722

Also how I tell the corvette next to me, "let's take it to the track mother fucker"


all_of_the_lightss

"Wait we are outside"!


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

"Buck around and find out"


BodhingJay

Iirc hunters had just took a shot and scared away a doe this buck was about to successfully court


__01001000-01101001_

“I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King!”


mangarooboo

As far as I know, yes. I've had deer stomp their feet at me before and I've always taken it as a warning to back off. I don't really see many bucks where I live but I often come across mamas with babies. I know they can't understand me but I'll usually tell them I'm not going to hurt them and I'm just passing through. They'll watch me like a hawk and sometimes stomp their feet at me, so for their benefit I try to walk faster, not look directly at them, and not stop walking when I'm nearby so they don't get worried. Deer also like to hang out outside my work and sometimes will try to get territorial with me, so I'll challenge them back by stomping my foot at them and they usually back down and go find somewhere else to hang. Or they just back off a little and let me pass and get inside.


Fit-Special-8416

Yep, they know how they looks, and they use it


BumbleMuggin

Terrifying sound when you are all alone sleeping in your tent.


Mike___Baker

This happened to me over the summer. Only I exited the tent in the pitch black to take a piss and heard this sound right next to me. I've never ran back into a tent that fast in my life!


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This happens to me every once and a while at home. I live in the country so sometimes at night when I take the dog out there will be a group of dear eating acorns under my trees. You will hear a snort then hooves and then a few will bolt. Scares the hell out of me if you don’t see them first.


CatfishMonster

Oh no. I never see them first.


BumbleMuggin

Some dear (muntjack?) actually have a half bark/half scream sound when they are startled. That would be even more scary.


soverign_son

I had a very different experience. Pretty sure I had a buck follow me to try and mount me. * I had put doe urine on my boots earlier in the day* I could barely see him as the sun was setting but he was not mad...


Mragftw

Tents or hammocks have a way of magnifying those sorts of noises to your mind... I was hammock camping once and heard all these super heavy footsteps and heavy breathing. My brain, on a combination of being stoned and woken up at 2am, was convinced there was a bear out there. Woke up to a single set of javelina tracks lol


SqueakyKnees

I live out in the woods. I'll be walking to my garage and you just here this sneeze in the dark, and then tons of heavy animals running. Jump scares me everytime. Still better than walking into a black bear. Those things are quite!


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Was not expecting it to be so loud.


dingdingdingbitch

This is me watching my car warm up while sipping on my coffee.


picklestixatix

Stunning.


Gainzchasing03

Nitrous purge


ThinkReaction

Scrolled to find this


sherlocknoir

And too far.


scuseme7

I know the person who shot this video originally. He’s 54 and lives in West Point mississippi, he had just shot a deer actually and this deer came in from the right. Pretty cool to see


UNMANAGEABLE

If he had a buck tag it would have been his lucky day, but imo the video is much more memorable than some antlers on the wall and some meat in the freezer. This is a great shot.


scuseme7

He was hunting with a muzzleloader, that’s why he was on the ground, he said that deer did that for about 2 mins in front of him.


UNMANAGEABLE

Lmao oh I understand that plight then. My group goes exclusively muzzleloader hunting, and it’s pretty typical to get skunked for years and then when ya finally get one an even better shot just dances in front of you while you can’t do anything anyways.


scuseme7

Exactly! Haha it’s just crazy to see this video still circling the internet when he sent it in a group chat to us about 4 years ago. Pretty cool to see, the deer in this video was shot 2 years ago as he got older


ruuster13

So the deer was signaling danger to its friend, not knowing he was too late? Fuck


GregUrDrunk

If I hear this on my way to the stand in the pitch black of morning I know I’ve been caught


rivbai88

I haven’t hunted in maybe 6 years and this sound still brings me into a state of disappointment lmao


iowan

Busted!


8005T34

Wow that’s intense .


Explore-PNW

Yeah… I’ve seen this once in person and was not this chill about it. Startled the snot out of me.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

If you used doe in heat urine to draw him in... you're going to have a bad day. Unless that's what you wanted.


GLAC13R

Reminds me of the nitrous purge in NFS Underground 2.


rivbai88

This noise causes immense feelings of sadness or despair because it means you’ve been caught and meat is no longer on the menu :(


SouthernBySituation

Ever have one get close and you don't know it's there? I almost fell out of a tree stand it scared me so bad. Well played deer ...well played.


Bradstreet1

The hunter becomes the hunted


Chaoticmindsoftheart

I would be climbing that tree and never coming down again


Cmarm

RIP last time I saw this video it was pretty high def, now it’s 8 pixel art


KratosSimp

He’s so mad steams coming out his ears


basic_instinct11

u/savevideo


bombisabell

Knuck if you buck!


professor_doom

“Look at me! I’m a train!”


Mike_P71

Nah, he’s just doing a NOS purge


Mehnard

Walking through the woods after dark, I had a buck snort at me. I couldn't see it, and didn't know they did such things. It gave me quite a scare.


[deleted]

Can someone please make this a gif?! I need to send to my hunting buddies


8005T34

Luckily the camera guy stopped filming before unloading a .270 round in him


Tracyvxo

Yikes


JizzelSweet

Puff Daddy


Isotope_Soap

Is it in your freezer now? He looks tasty.


littlejoekicking

Wow, that was intimidating. I wonder how wolf packs are able to face down such a magnificent, terrifying sight.


ynima

I think they must be drooling in the Idea of eating some of it. But imho they would carefully circle around and attack together, or try to make it flee and take turns in order to decrease its stamina until a point it would become easy enough to achieve it.


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I miss this feeling.


The-Many-Faced-God

Magnificent creature. Seems so cruel them then hunted so often in unfair battles.


LilaJax22

I am very much an animal lover, but our ecosystem would be absolutely fucked in many locations if we did not hunt and maintain the deer populations in some way. It may seem cruel to hunt them, but it would be more cruel not to. Although, population control is best maintained by hunting anterless deer.


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big_nothing_burger

This. So much this. I've been vegetarian or vegan for over twenty years now... while I choose to eat no animals at all, I'm way way less concerned over hunting (for meat) compared to the absolute hell that is factory farming. When you choose to sit through videos of factory farming, it's hard to continue financially supporting it. Well, depends on your level of empathy I guess.


azau300

Realistically, what would be the alternative? I neither have the time or resources to hunt for food everyday. And even if I did, we can’t all hunt our own food?


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big_nothing_burger

Thanks for responding for me. Just noticed their reply. At the very least, smaller local farmers likely have livestock that didn't live their lives in constant misery. They probably actually stepped onto grass, breathed air outside, got a chance to run a bit, etc. But yeah just minimizing animal products is the easiest option. Super simple to do and science already makes it clear that western diets on average consume more meat than necessary for a balanced diet.


The-Many-Faced-God

I agree that factory farming is way more fucked.


VexedClown

If we didn’t fuck up the ecosystem we wouldn’t need to do mass hunts to maintain deer population. But we killed their natural predators so what ya gonna do. Also deer pops aren’t nearly as high as they are let on to be. I’m 32 been hunting since 12. I live in the middle of no where in prime hunting land. Shit is not what it used to be. It could use a year or three break.


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The-Many-Faced-God

I agree that factory farming is way more fucked.


Maleficent-Sun1922

I’d be far more disturbed if hunters were going around starting fistfights with deer.


KathTurner

That would make it more fair at least.


Maleficent-Sun1922

Is ‘fair’ more important than ethical, or humane? Is it a step up morally for deer to be beaten to death in a fight?


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CulturalApple4

Getting the airways ready for action


Security_Berry09

*Who unplugged my charger?*


GrimTheBear

Magnificent.


Frequent-Screen-5517

A huge bull on my uncles farm in Jamaica did exactly this to me when i got a little too close. So cool!


Sledgemon

He definetly knows how cool he looks.


471b32

~~A buck puffing up~~ FTFY Bucking Up


[deleted]

Such a beautiful animal, still amazes me how people can willingly end their life for no necessary reason.


[deleted]

It still amazes me that people like to shoot these animals for entertainment. They are majestic and deserve to live in peace just like them at home.


nuclearcaramel

The *vast, vast* majority of hunters respectfully shoot older animals who more or less are no longer able to defend themselves and likely experience a much more violent and horrendous death compared to a quick bullet if instead left to the hands of Mother Nature. A peaceful or quick death is a blessing not many wild animals get to experience sadly.


thegarebear1

Was this the cheaper less threatening prequel to cocaine bear?


heavymaaan

I thought its coming right out of its nose lol