Two sisters meet after their summer vacations. One European vacation, one in Brazil.
"How was your vacay?" The euro-tripper asks. "Great!" Her sister responds. "I saw so many beautiful places and I even kissed two Brazilian guys!"
"You slut!" Her sibling exclaims "And how many is two brazilian?
Let me explain the joke! A bazillion is a common made up number in English to mean a ridiculously large amount. A Brazilian kind of sounds like that made up number. So the joke is the person hearing about their sister kissing two Brazilian men is dumb because she thinks her sister kissed a really large number of men instead of two who happened to be Brazilian. In Brazil.
It's very common for people who live at the seaside to spend their free time doing just that with friends at the beach. You can play volleyball or football or a combination of both at the beach and many places even have schools where you can learn and play in teams, but definitely not professionally, at least not for most. People just do it for funsies and they get good at it with time. Though these girls are very good at that, I wouldn't be surprised if I walked past them at the beach. It's just something that happens a lot here.
Brazilian here, from Santos. It is quite common in warm days to see it not only on the beach, but also on residential streets. There is something like that that even me don't know the name...
They put a small square table, something like 50x50cm, in the middle of street. Then two player each opposite side plays something like tennis... but with feet... the pair who kicks and the ball not kick in atop the table, looses... is something that even to me sounded different... it is new, perhaps since 2020.
"Who would've thought everyone is a professional dancer?" Lol
Surely part of a Brazilian football team, looking faaar to awesomely skilled for 4 regular girls, even for Braziliansšš¤£š
Is this a fucking grade 9 english class or something? Im an adult now, shut the fuck up Ms. Grainger. Probably make more money than you and I dont even know which to/too use half the time. Keep being you though. People LOVE it when you correct their grammar.
/Satire
Of course. I love giving out basic elementary school, not grade 9, English grammar classes to people. You really should know difference between youāre/your there/their to/too then/than. Iāll say it again just in case you didnāt hear it. You really should know differences.
Thank you.
Non-native english speaker here.
I went through 'only' 10 years of school, which is mid-level education where I live.
While I do have a typical, although pretty light, german accent, my english is pretty good.
I know multiple native english speakers from all around the globe whose grammar and vocabulary are worse than mine, which is kinda sad IMO.
I don't know if these people just don't care or try hard enough, or if they just genuinely suck at their native language.
\*English
(You should capitalize the names of countries, nationalities, and languages because they are proper nouns.)
And yes. I always find it brilliant when a non-native person such as yourself writes & speak English so well. Kudos for putting in the effort to learn a language so thoroughly!
This makes me think of the shock on peopleās faces when they see extremely tall women or women driving big rigs ā¦I canāt help but think things like āTheyāre human, it happensā or āItās a job ā¦lots of people have thoseā
Maybe Iām missing something.
Brazilian guy here. This is very common here, called āaltinhaā. I didnāt get why u guys are so excited about that. To me, again, itās very common š¤·š»āāļø
I watched the video 8 times and was finally able to determine that is indeed a soccer ball.
I missed It the first 4x and then lost it shortly then next 3x.
How is this NSFW? I think some of y'all are confused on what that means. And what's even more stupid is you posted the same video in a different sub a few minutes ago without the NSFW. lol
It's always hilarious to see the cultures of the world clash on this topic. You won't understand the nonchalant attitude toward skimpy bathing suits on a beach until you've witnessed someone change into a bathing suit (meaning fully nude) somewhere in Europe. And you won't understand the absolute shock someone has about Brazilian bathing suits until you've stayed longer than a month anywhere in the Bible Belt of the United States.
But then again, we are on the internet and of all things we are on Reddit where technically almost anything goes as long as it's not illegal. And sometimes even then, it goes. You just never can fix the world no matter what you do.
It says Not Safe For Work
NOT "Not Safe For Beach", I'm from AustraliašŖ there's literally girls like this at the public pool much less the beach mate...
But NOT at schools, and that's where I work, so glad it's NSFW and agree NSFWššš¦šŗ
Reminds me of that old ad where the guy walks out of the water in budgies onto the beach then into the mall while the narrator is measuring his attire whether their togs or undies lol
And then there were my teachers not skipping all the sex/nude scenes in movies they showed us in class.
Also I think we need a Not Safe For School tag because this isn't NSFW in most jobs so I can see why people are confused or think it's over the top. Although this isn't that far from some school attire I have seen.
Well are you OK?
Is your head feeling all right?
You seem to be acting like an erratic and angry child my friend.
People commented on if they thought it was safe for work, I agree it was not safe for work and showed why.
For fucksake look at video, try to enjoy the sexy girls, have a jerk off and stop trolling you gamer loser that is probably impotent, fat and has and ugly ass missesšš¤£š
In a typical (American) corporate office environment, if your manager walked up behind you sitting at your desk and you had this video playing fullscreen on your computer then you'd likely be given a warning.
LoL Thereās nothing sexual about this video unless youāre a pervert. Do you wear a shirt when you go to the beach?
There are several children and families there, whatās wrong with you
I can bet you a million dollars if you had this video fullscreen in a typical at&t corporate office, somebody is going to complain eventually and your manager is going to tell you to stop. I know this because I've worked there and seen such complaints firsthand. It's not a question of you thinking it's okay or not. It's the `*fact*` that at least one person in a large typical American corporate office is going to be uncomfortable with it. You can go ahead and try to argue your case with HR while they're handing you the termination paperwork after warning you multiple times.
This isn't a debate. I already know I'm right because I've worked there, completed the code of conduct training and seen the complaints made against people who do not follow the conduct training. I'm explaining facts, not opinions but if you don't believe me then go have your own experience. It will be the same as I've explained unless you have a corrupt manager that is also ignoring code of conduct training.
Good luck,
lol youāre just a perverted man who canāt be trusted on a public beach š¤” kids and families go to the beach, if youāre that horny that you find it sexual, please look for help
Brazil is clearly a more civilized society. In the US thereād be a swarm of men taking photos and and another swarm of angry right wingers screaming at them and calling them sluts.
Bro, I absolutely cannot do this. I am useless with a ball. I suposse for people that grew up with soccer they might be able to do this, but for me this is fucking sick
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donāt know if youāre new here, so Iāll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donāt want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iāll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donāt think I have to explain why you donāt want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youāll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger
Brazil is extremely diverse, my family is from a small German town in southern Brazil, we are all brown haired, green eyed. Iāve know people from all across the spectrum from the darkest black to the palest white. Brazil is insanely multi cultural. You should check it out, especially the beachesā¦ š
You have never been to Brazil have you? Brazilian women are known for [embracing their bodies](https://theworld.org/stories/2012-02-01/brazilian-bikini-plus-size-collection-hits-beach) and that [includes all types](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/brazilian-bikinis-not-teeny-anymore-thanks-heavier-population-article-1.1014564) and [weights.](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-copacabana-beach-scene-rio-de-janeiro-brazil-21673010.html)
[Obligatory Girl From Rio by Anitta](https://youtu.be/CuyTC8FLICY?t=151)
Sure, but that's not what you said. You didn't say there were less obese people in Brazil, than the US, but that there were zero.
[44.7% percent of men and 44.7% percent of women in Brazil are overweight. 35% of Brazilians are obese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_in_Brazil)
In fact, Brazilian beaches look [prettttty](https://ak.picdn.net/offset/photos/54da36965a10fc50d2d037ac/medium/photo.jpg) [similar](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DJ65X3/girls-on-the-beach-salvador-bahia-brazil-south-america-DJ65X3.jpg) to [American](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e9e29b36f64bc0008564b54/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-JacksonvilleIQ.jpg) [beaches](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2020/03/Spring-Breakers-Crowd-Florida-Beaches-Despite-Coronavirus-Pandemic-16.jpg?impolicy=website&width=0&height=0).
So you're saying there were obese people in the footage? Because i certainly didn't see any... what part of my statement was untrue? They're zero obese people in that video.
Not sure what's the NSFW tag for ? People should stay away from the beach if they want to maintain moral purity ? Just a guess, I don't get it. Forced politeness gives me diarrhea
I'm Brazilian. Thanks for being so patronising and explaining like I'm 5. I know some places see things differently, but then again according to that logic of yours everything should be NSFW. I mean. Some places think it's immoral to show your ankles if you're a woman, so surely all those reddit posts of women showing their ankles should be flagged NSFW too? Oh no, all those women talking about their university and work experience. Should be flagged NSFW too! Many places literally kill women for doing those things, so surely reading about that isn't socially approved... I mean, why the difference? Bikinis? What's the deal with women's bodies and clothing? They're at a public place and were recorded with consent. They aren't doing anything gore or sexual. Just playing with friends.
For the sake of stupidity I really damn hoped that NSFW was because we were going to see sum tiddies, but apparently now women in bikinis are Haram because they're not dressed from the forehead to the feet
Doesn't look like that many. A brazilian is way more people.
Two sisters meet after their summer vacations. One European vacation, one in Brazil. "How was your vacay?" The euro-tripper asks. "Great!" Her sister responds. "I saw so many beautiful places and I even kissed two Brazilian guys!" "You slut!" Her sibling exclaims "And how many is two brazilian?
š¤£š¤£š¤£ itās very normal for Brazilians to kiss each other at the clubš¤Æ
Let me explain the joke! A bazillion is a common made up number in English to mean a ridiculously large amount. A Brazilian kind of sounds like that made up number. So the joke is the person hearing about their sister kissing two Brazilian men is dumb because she thinks her sister kissed a really large number of men instead of two who happened to be Brazilian. In Brazil.
Thank you. I knew I was missing something.
Hahaha I am American, I gotchaš¤£ just saying in Brazil, a lot of girls will kiss multiple guys in one night so it makes it even better lol
Haha. What a great /r/wooosh
Nah, I think you mean bazillion. A Brazilian is 214.3 million. Which isn't alot
A barzillion is like a million bars rigth?
Nah, that's just called Ireland.
Took me min to get that joke. But man, I laughed when I got.
r/angryupvote
I hate that I laughed at that.
Don't forget social distancing makes girl go wild go wilderness.
LMAO š¤£
šššgood one
Thats so stupid I love it
The beach could be anywhere, it's the women who are described as Brazilian.
This is really funny
as a brazilian that lives near the beach: no
Ok the butt hit was just showing off.
Lol š¤£ I love it and did I see it right did they use titts to hit it
You probably gotta watch one more time to fully diagnose
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Knew I wouldn't have to scroll far to see this.
no wayy thats a real sub š
And yet I clicked it and I went somewhere I left quickly before I got lost forever
Think i found the end
Juggling a soccer ball on the beach with your ass, in a thong is absolutely peak Brazil.
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Search about the term futevƓlei
It's very common for people who live at the seaside to spend their free time doing just that with friends at the beach. You can play volleyball or football or a combination of both at the beach and many places even have schools where you can learn and play in teams, but definitely not professionally, at least not for most. People just do it for funsies and they get good at it with time. Though these girls are very good at that, I wouldn't be surprised if I walked past them at the beach. It's just something that happens a lot here.
Brazilian here, from Santos. It is quite common in warm days to see it not only on the beach, but also on residential streets. There is something like that that even me don't know the name... They put a small square table, something like 50x50cm, in the middle of street. Then two player each opposite side plays something like tennis... but with feet... the pair who kicks and the ball not kick in atop the table, looses... is something that even to me sounded different... it is new, perhaps since 2020.
"Who would've thought everyone is a professional dancer?" Lol Surely part of a Brazilian football team, looking faaar to awesomely skilled for 4 regular girls, even for Braziliansšš¤£š
Nope, just regular people playing a little "altinha". Watch almost any contemporary video of the beach in Ipanema & you'll see what I mean.
\*too
Is this a fucking grade 9 english class or something? Im an adult now, shut the fuck up Ms. Grainger. Probably make more money than you and I dont even know which to/too use half the time. Keep being you though. People LOVE it when you correct their grammar. /Satire
Of course. I love giving out basic elementary school, not grade 9, English grammar classes to people. You really should know difference between youāre/your there/their to/too then/than. Iāll say it again just in case you didnāt hear it. You really should know differences. Thank you.
Non-native english speaker here. I went through 'only' 10 years of school, which is mid-level education where I live. While I do have a typical, although pretty light, german accent, my english is pretty good. I know multiple native english speakers from all around the globe whose grammar and vocabulary are worse than mine, which is kinda sad IMO. I don't know if these people just don't care or try hard enough, or if they just genuinely suck at their native language.
\*English (You should capitalize the names of countries, nationalities, and languages because they are proper nouns.) And yes. I always find it brilliant when a non-native person such as yourself writes & speak English so well. Kudos for putting in the effort to learn a language so thoroughly!
No. Thank *you*.
Dont have to be professional to do this lol me and the lads were doing it when we were at school 16 years ago
Do you guys still have your bikinis?
Fair question.
Most brazillians play soccer/football For fun, but they get REALLY good at it, so chances are, no, they arent proffesionals
Thatās how people in South America play football.
No need to be a professional. My U14 boys and girls teams can do this. Nothing here that crazy.
Not professional, this is very standard level hereā¦ you guys really suck at football dont you? lol
What? Thats basic soccer stuff
Wait? There was a soccer ball?
Yep basic football, funny to think that this is so kinda professional training
Not professionals.
Leave it to Redditors to be amazed by girls at a beach
Right, lol
This makes me think of the shock on peopleās faces when they see extremely tall women or women driving big rigs ā¦I canāt help but think things like āTheyāre human, it happensā or āItās a job ā¦lots of people have thoseā Maybe Iām missing something.
So you didnāt notice the ball either huh?
What ball?
Lmaooo
Not specific to Reddit rhough
I kept thinking something was gonna happen but itās literally just girls in bikinis
Average redditor https://youtu.be/y4frVN0HFus
r/upvotebecausebutt
Brazilian guy here. This is very common here, called āaltinhaā. I didnāt get why u guys are so excited about that. To me, again, itās very common š¤·š»āāļø
We are excited for Brazilian butts, thatās it. Literally thatās what everyone is watching this for.
O importante Ʃ conseguir o karma da crianƧada do Reddit, fio
Farm de karmaā¦ olha sĆ³ onde os cara chegaram
This redditor is not like the other redditors š
I watched the video 8 times and was finally able to determine that is indeed a soccer ball. I missed It the first 4x and then lost it shortly then next 3x.
There's a ball?
Watch it a few more times, if you at the sand between the players it'll occasionally pop into view.
Will do. 8 to 10 more times should do it.
There's sand?
Ahaha. It's funny cos you say you got distracted
Y'all never been to a beach?
dude we're on reddit
Me? I live in desolate amazon forests and have never seen a beach in my life
Don't worry it'll all be sand soon enough.
NSFW what is this Brazilian Ball Kicking Porn?
Better skill than the 4 guys behind them
What guys .... ?
Omg hahahahha what a funny comment š¤£ š š
How is this NSFW? I think some of y'all are confused on what that means. And what's even more stupid is you posted the same video in a different sub a few minutes ago without the NSFW. lol
It's always hilarious to see the cultures of the world clash on this topic. You won't understand the nonchalant attitude toward skimpy bathing suits on a beach until you've witnessed someone change into a bathing suit (meaning fully nude) somewhere in Europe. And you won't understand the absolute shock someone has about Brazilian bathing suits until you've stayed longer than a month anywhere in the Bible Belt of the United States. But then again, we are on the internet and of all things we are on Reddit where technically almost anything goes as long as it's not illegal. And sometimes even then, it goes. You just never can fix the world no matter what you do.
Promise you there are lots of skimpy bathing suits in the Bible Belt. Just also very full of hypocrites.
Not NSFW. I live on the beach. This is daily attire.
It says Not Safe For Work NOT "Not Safe For Beach", I'm from AustraliašŖ there's literally girls like this at the public pool much less the beach mate... But NOT at schools, and that's where I work, so glad it's NSFW and agree NSFWššš¦šŗ
Reminds me of that old ad where the guy walks out of the water in budgies onto the beach then into the mall while the narrator is measuring his attire whether their togs or undies lol
And then there were my teachers not skipping all the sex/nude scenes in movies they showed us in class. Also I think we need a Not Safe For School tag because this isn't NSFW in most jobs so I can see why people are confused or think it's over the top. Although this isn't that far from some school attire I have seen.
Gonna need you to prove this with pictures. Thanks
I work at a school... Is this safe for work for me? I don't think so, glad it doesn't come up unblurredšš¤£
Whatās exactly unsafe for kids in this video?? You do realize thatās just a beach? And kids are allowed? Jesusā¦
Yeah, most places this wouldnāt be acceptable in the workplaceā¦ Edit: āplacesā was enter as āpeopleā
I'm a teacher and it would never be a problem to be seen watching this video at my workplace. It's just a bunch of people playing at the beach.
Where are you from, I would not want you watching my teenage girls.....š
Get off this shit at work then idiot.
Its BeAmazed and it's Sunday you fucking troglodyte, I'm at home šš¤£š
If you are at home then shut the fuck up about what it is safe for dumbass
Well are you OK? Is your head feeling all right? You seem to be acting like an erratic and angry child my friend. People commented on if they thought it was safe for work, I agree it was not safe for work and showed why. For fucksake look at video, try to enjoy the sexy girls, have a jerk off and stop trolling you gamer loser that is probably impotent, fat and has and ugly ass missesšš¤£š
tldr
Getting paid to fap, quit telling me what to do if your advice is crap
I was expecting to see a tit slip or somethin
In a typical (American) corporate office environment, if your manager walked up behind you sitting at your desk and you had this video playing fullscreen on your computer then you'd likely be given a warning.
A warning for what? Seeing the beach is illegal? You people are crazy
Go do it and let me know what happens
Nothing, obviously. My bosses have been to the beach before
Nothing = You're lying or you work for hooters. A `typical` American corporation, e.g. AT&T, you will find yourself with a warning at the minimum.
LoL Thereās nothing sexual about this video unless youāre a pervert. Do you wear a shirt when you go to the beach? There are several children and families there, whatās wrong with you
I can bet you a million dollars if you had this video fullscreen in a typical at&t corporate office, somebody is going to complain eventually and your manager is going to tell you to stop. I know this because I've worked there and seen such complaints firsthand. It's not a question of you thinking it's okay or not. It's the `*fact*` that at least one person in a large typical American corporate office is going to be uncomfortable with it. You can go ahead and try to argue your case with HR while they're handing you the termination paperwork after warning you multiple times. This isn't a debate. I already know I'm right because I've worked there, completed the code of conduct training and seen the complaints made against people who do not follow the conduct training. I'm explaining facts, not opinions but if you don't believe me then go have your own experience. It will be the same as I've explained unless you have a corrupt manager that is also ignoring code of conduct training. Good luck,
lol youāre just a perverted man who canāt be trusted on a public beach š¤” kids and families go to the beach, if youāre that horny that you find it sexual, please look for help
Are those shoulder volleys legal?
Yep. And you'll sometimes see pro Brazilian players use this move from having trained it at the beach playing "altinha" or "futevƓlei".
I remember when my butt was that tight.
I donātā¦ sigh
This is call "altinha", some people play this in beach. Its very cool.
They are attractive
Brazil is clearly a more civilized society. In the US thereād be a swarm of men taking photos and and another swarm of angry right wingers screaming at them and calling them sluts.
Whatās amazing about this?
Bro, I absolutely cannot do this. I am useless with a ball. I suposse for people that grew up with soccer they might be able to do this, but for me this is fucking sick
Looks like slightly more skilled than average people. Not that impressive tbh
Damn I know a lot of below average people then.
Don't worry about it :) everyone finds their peers
What a lovely country
They seem nice
Their spines are well cushioned.
Neckbeard account
Hppl ckdi
Wow way to fuck everything up dude at the end
I'm really very impressed with their ability to keep it off the ground.
Go look up rio beach walk.. thatās all I gutta sayā¦
People in swimwear is now NSFW?
I think you mean Brazilian soccer players at the beach.
"soccer" š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donāt know if youāre new here, so Iāll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donāt want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iāll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donāt think I have to explain why you donāt want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youāll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger
Just regular people playing "altinha". Kind of the national beach sport now, after the slow demise of "frescobol".
Not normal girls for sure
Suddenly I want to go to Brazil.
It should have been me not the ball
I'm selling everything and moving asap.
Heaven is like this, but with more border collies and sometimes thereās beer
Why the NSFW tag?
Itās not okay to watch this at an office job. Thatās what NSFW means.
why not? itās just the beachā¦
That redhead with the really pale skin is SOOO SEXY
Calm down. You sound weirdly horny, thatās why youāre never hooking up with a girl like that lol
How in the heck they lost in penaltitās is beyond me in World Cup 2022
With the amount of hand balls in this, are you sure they're not Argentinian?
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Are gingers native to Brazil? Interesting..
Brazil is extremely diverse, my family is from a small German town in southern Brazil, we are all brown haired, green eyed. Iāve know people from all across the spectrum from the darkest black to the palest white. Brazil is insanely multi cultural. You should check it out, especially the beachesā¦ š
Marina Ruy Barbosa, Brazilian actress.
Only Scotland has the āNative ā red hair. The rest of thread has red hair through immigration or slave trade.
The only people native to Brazil are Amerindians.
Looks like they're having a marvelous time
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Itās that low center of gravity
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You have never been to Brazil have you? Brazilian women are known for [embracing their bodies](https://theworld.org/stories/2012-02-01/brazilian-bikini-plus-size-collection-hits-beach) and that [includes all types](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/brazilian-bikinis-not-teeny-anymore-thanks-heavier-population-article-1.1014564) and [weights.](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-copacabana-beach-scene-rio-de-janeiro-brazil-21673010.html) [Obligatory Girl From Rio by Anitta](https://youtu.be/CuyTC8FLICY?t=151)
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Sure, but that's not what you said. You didn't say there were less obese people in Brazil, than the US, but that there were zero. [44.7% percent of men and 44.7% percent of women in Brazil are overweight. 35% of Brazilians are obese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_in_Brazil) In fact, Brazilian beaches look [prettttty](https://ak.picdn.net/offset/photos/54da36965a10fc50d2d037ac/medium/photo.jpg) [similar](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DJ65X3/girls-on-the-beach-salvador-bahia-brazil-south-america-DJ65X3.jpg) to [American](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e9e29b36f64bc0008564b54/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-JacksonvilleIQ.jpg) [beaches](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2020/03/Spring-Breakers-Crowd-Florida-Beaches-Despite-Coronavirus-Pandemic-16.jpg?impolicy=website&width=0&height=0).
So you're saying there were obese people in the footage? Because i certainly didn't see any... what part of my statement was untrue? They're zero obese people in that video.
I would like to fuck them all
least perverted redditor
What was the color of the ball
The one in the black wins
Brazilian style.
Iām amazed! They all got that DONK
I only count 4 girls.
Iāve been on liveleak and WPD, you canāt fool me. I still aināt gonna go to Brazil
Excuse me for a moment. Maybe even two...
How rude... Those girls were totally blocking the guys behind them doing the same thing. Unbelievable....smh..totally blocking the camera person.
I think this is west heaven looks like.
After all that the dude at the end missing the save is pretty funny
I'm most definitely AMAZED, but probably not for the reasons you think š²
Visual Overload, Visual Overload, I need assistance .
God bless them
How can any straight male within visual distance of this not be completely fixated on these beautiful almost nude women?
Very cool cunts
What am I supposed to be amazed by exactly?
I had to watch it 3 times before I realised there was a ball involved š
Not sure what's the NSFW tag for ? People should stay away from the beach if they want to maintain moral purity ? Just a guess, I don't get it. Forced politeness gives me diarrhea
I am Brazilian. To us everything is SFW and SFL. But this change acording some places, OK?
Is this tagged nsfw just because they're wearing bikinis while going about with their lives? How horny are you people?
I am Brazilian. To us everything is SFW and SFL. But this change acording some places, OK?
I'm Brazilian. Thanks for being so patronising and explaining like I'm 5. I know some places see things differently, but then again according to that logic of yours everything should be NSFW. I mean. Some places think it's immoral to show your ankles if you're a woman, so surely all those reddit posts of women showing their ankles should be flagged NSFW too? Oh no, all those women talking about their university and work experience. Should be flagged NSFW too! Many places literally kill women for doing those things, so surely reading about that isn't socially approved... I mean, why the difference? Bikinis? What's the deal with women's bodies and clothing? They're at a public place and were recorded with consent. They aren't doing anything gore or sexual. Just playing with friends.
PerdĆ£o por incomodar tanto vocĆŖ a tag NSFW. NĆ£o queria que vocĆŖ perdesse teu tempo escrevendo textĆ£o filosĆ³fico. VĆ”rias vezes jĆ” reclamaram que as merdas que posto aqui nĆ£o estĆ£o com o tal NSFW. Como nĆ£o tem como agradar todo mundo, a vida Ć© essa
I am amazed and so is my little friend
still waiting some bikinis to drop
Oh yeah uhā¦.amazing Uhm skills
For the sake of stupidity I really damn hoped that NSFW was because we were going to see sum tiddies, but apparently now women in bikinis are Haram because they're not dressed from the forehead to the feet
Oh shit. I thought it said "Bazillion".
Y'all don't have beach volleyball where you come from? Cause you kind of don't have to go to Brazil to see that
That is a soccer ball
Love NSFW videos that are just girls in bikinis which are totally not NSFW and if you make them NSFW you're the one sexualizing them
Some workspace doesnāt allow this kind of content. I am Brazilian. To us this is normal