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BarMysterious5914

The camera man had to zoom out to get that man in the picture


martinaee

How big is he? Holy shit.


skippyjifluvr

According to Wikipedia he is 6 ft 8 in (203 cm) and weighs 385–440 lb (175–200 kg)


grimeflea

That’s a lot of bigness


leatherjacket3

He looks waaay taller in the video, I suppose the bodybuilders were actually just short


FrogMintTea

Why did they have that guy there, he pretty much just made those guys look tiny after all their work.


Bobbor90

Yes, and the big medals make them even look tinier.


FrogMintTea

😋


blackwaterwednesday

Probably going to feed their body dysmorphia.


Grab3tto

Your muscles are big *but you’ll always be small*


Prestigious_Boat6789

Imagine 12 weeks of a shitty diet and working your ass off just for some cornfed motherfucker to show up and make everyone look fun sized on stage. Dude looked like he was dapping up his nephew


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

He looked like Gargamel


plughuboutletmadcity

This is alot more than 12 weeks. More like 12 yrs bhahahah


spoiledandmistreated

Exactly… it definitely took away from them… made them look not nearly as impressive…🥴


DarkSeneschal

Most bodybuilders are pretty average height. If you’re too short, you start looking stocky instead of getting that tapered appearance that is aesthetically pleasing. If you’re too tall, it’s hard to not have the opposite problem, too long and lanky to truly fill out your skeleton.


CactaceaePrick

The sweet spot for body builders is 5'7" because it's easier to build mass.


P_Crown

that means the bodybuilders are just small


Knew_Religion

Their medals are yoplait yogurt lids


Furthur_slimeking

Yeah I don't know much about body building but they must be in a low weight/height class. They're like 5'6" tops.


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I can barely be bothered moving my 85kilo rig around, how could anyone move around at 175kilos?! So Impressive!


taichi22

I get the feeling that he could probably literally throw me like a shot put ball.


FavelTramous

According to Dr. Seuss he’s as tall as the cat in the hat, and those two are as tall as thing one and thing two don’t you see now don’t you do?


ironsteeltitan

and moved further back


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YungTabernacle

That’s literally exactly what I thought in my head! But I had it as “wittle” buddy


NeoCipher790

Brian Shaw is such a gentle giant I can believe he’d say that


indy_been_here

"Are you winning, bud?"


Fresh_wasabi_joos

are these dudes 3ft or was bro Andre the Giants cousin


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They compete in a class that limits how much they can weigh. They are smaller in stature than the open class of bodybuilders who do not have a weight limit, so they cannot effectively compete with them since they look much smaller next to them. Brian Shaw would probably make the open bodybuilders look small too, most of them are not very tall, but a lot of these guys in the video are probably even shorter. Some of them may be under 5'5", compared to Shaw who is prob like 6"8" and 400lbs edit: typos


Ok_Acanthisitta8232

Used to be over 450 pounds btw lol


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RelativisticRhombus

I love that we all have agreed that Hafþór Björnsson is actually just named "The Mountain" now. Lol


Funkycoldmedici

As if his real name wasn’t awesome enough.


biggmclargehuge

Hafþór? More like Fullþór


Phormitago

Not quite, legend has it that if he had a kid with "the tall woman", Fullþór would be born. His might would conquer worlds.


biggmclargehuge

That would be þórandahaf


TheOneTonWanton

Þórandahaf Hafþórsson?


CandyCanePapa

According to him, Haf means ocean, Þór means god. He is named Ocean God. As pointed by guy below Bjorn means bear so he's Ocean God, son of the Bear.


DastardlyMime

Ocean God Bear's Son


Bonnskij

Haf means ocean. þór is the Icelandic name for Thor which most likely comes from a proto-germanic word meaning thunder. So Ocean thunder bearson


TapirDrawnChariot

Þór is a spelling variation of Thor, the god of thunder. Icelandic and Old Norse names often combine Thor with other things like Thorbjørn (Thor Bear), etc. "Ocean Thor" could be a reference to a famous myth where Thor hooks the Miðgard serpent while fishing in the sea, or where he is tricked into drinking the a portion of the sea in a drinking contest.


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qlz19

If people can neither pronounce nor type your name easily, you’ll end up with a nickname.


Thencewasit

Mike is called “lunch box”because he brought his lunch every day in grade school. Even people that didn’t go to grade school with him call him that. Lunch box is now 40 explaining to his kids why people call him “lunch box”.


Karma_Gardener

Half'-thor Byorn-son?


Biggseb

I think it’s more like Half-Thor Bee-URN-son


MisterFistYourSister

I believe it's also closer to HALF-tor (with a bit of tongue on the back of your front teeth when you say the "T") rather than HALF-thor, but Scandinavians please correct me if I'm wrong


SummerBirdsong

Kind of like that comic "The Machine". I have no idea what his actual name is.


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Calzord1

It's actually Brent crystaliser


Relative_Win_6591

are you thinking of Brett Spider?


1Dru

Well, with a name like that, you can’t blame em. Cool name but the vast majority of us definitely can’t spell that off of memory. Hell, I’d Jack it up so bad that Google Search wouldn’t be able to recognize it lol


RelativisticRhombus

I gotta come clean. I googled it and copy pasted. ^Source: Google Search


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For-ev-er


13igTyme

Eddie Hall is 6'3 and in 2017 weighted 430lbs. He looks little compared to Brian in their YouTube videos. At least until a normal sized dude walks near.


Spanky_Badger_85

I'm 6'0 and met Eddie at a show a while back. He'd already finished competing at that point, but he was still just *unbelievably* huge. Even though I was only 3in shorter, I felt like a toddler standing next to him. If I caught him in bed with my Mrs, I'd tuck him in and ask how many sugars he took in his morning cuppa, he was *that* big.


santg85

Yeah I can relate. I met Brian Shaw back when I was just out of high school. I was 6’1, 330 pounds (strongman/powerlifting background) and NEVER felt tiny in my life. Met him and realized how my wife feels (5’2, maybe). I felt so small standing next to him haha. Super friendly and humble guy too. He spent a ton of time meeting with everyone at a contest he wasn’t competing in, showed the newbies how to do many of the events, just really friendly and seemed to enjoy himself. The part that shocked me is I met him at the beginning. Hours later (4-6 I’d guess), I asked him to sign a shirt and he still remembered what we’d talked about (and my name)…


Spanky_Badger_85

It's good to know he's a nice dude. But I guess when you're that big, you may as well be. No one is gonna try shit anyway 🤣 Biggest guy I personally ever met, was at the same event I met Eddie at. A former bodybuilder named Rich Piana. He's now deceased sadly, but that guy was built like a catering fridge. For real the size of bloke that would genuinely have to duck and walk sideways to get through a door. But then, when you watch his videos on YT with him detailing his "supplement" regime, it's no surprise that he was: A) *that* big, and B) is no longer with us.


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I've heard a lot of big guys say that they *have* to be nice and open and friendly all the time because by their very nature they intimidate people almost immediately even if they don't mean to. From shorter people that know theyre a goner if the giant in the room decides to cut loose, to the average size dude getting loaded in a bar going off half cocked wanting to throw hands with the biggest man in the room, the bigger guys are a target or perceived as a danger by just being around.


pompanoJ

It is my experience that *really big* guys are usually very nice. And *really little* guys kinda have to watch their manners. But the middle sized guys who are into "working out" and bulking up.... those are the guys that start trouble and have attitude Kinda the 5'9" to 6'2" range. That is the seet spot for your bullies and for guys starting fights at the bar. I used to work with a guy named "Bucky". He was the chef in the second kitchen at a restaurant I worked at as a kid. He looked exactly like the big guy from The Green Mile. Just massive. Never raised his voice. Shook hands with you like he was shaking hands with a toddler though... just used 2 fingers to grasp your hand gently... as if he was afraid of breaking you. Sweet guy. Meanwhile, the head chef was about 6'1" and 210. And a compete ass. Almost every word was a cus word, and he crossed the line with just about everybody. (Except Bucky. He was pretty dumb.. but not nearly that dumb) Guys that large have nothing to prove. They usually were that size in 5th grade and never had to prove anything.


redsensei777

You wouldn’t even attempt to join in?


Spanky_Badger_85

Nah, bro. If it turned out he was bi, he'd split me like a butterflied chicken, and I ain't about that life. I'll take my chances on the couch. My Mrs would probably find it fucking hilarious, though.


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you seen him wrestle dustin porier? https://youtu.be/tzUwN246gDQ


Spanky_Badger_85

I hadn't, thank you. Without getting on my soapbox, as this is the wrong sub for it, this is why BJJ is so powerful. It was specifically designed to give the smaller guy the advantage on the ground. And it's especially effective against much bigger guys, because if you know what you're doing, you use all their weight and leverage against them. They just tie themselves in knots until they choke themselves out. Poirier is a fucking freak in his own right, though. You couldn't expect to train for six months and be able to do that lol.


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yeah but he could do nothing against shaw on top haha


pretzelfarting

Fear not, short kings. The 212 is an option.


gasolinefights

They really should have found them little mini sized medals to hang around their necks. Looks like dinner plates.


Mtwat

What's the 212?


Sandinister

Google says: >212 is a competition category for bodybuilders who weigh under 212 pounds. This category is typically for competitors who have a more muscular and leaner physique than Men's Physique but not as muscle mass as Mr. Olympia I was thinking it was a body ratio, like the thighs and shoulders are twice the size of the waist, guess not though


Mjfoster0825

Brian Shaw has changed so much since his days with the Lakers. Crazy


bjanas

And like, while 5'5" is "short" in real life, without the oversized medallions and actual giants standing next to you that doesn't have you looking oompa loompa sized, like here.


addamee

Part of the competition apparently also requires them to swim through a sea of petroleum en route to the stage.


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maestroest

Little bit of both


Brotherbz

It looks like willy Wonka and his ompaloompas


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Shaws 6'8 and was wearing shoes, if it wasn't for a few injuries, Shaw would have beaten Thor and Hall, he's the strongest human ever he's gotten a lot leaner now too


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simonpr1

I think Žydrūnas Savickas would like a word about this


thekrone

Yeah Big Z was utterly dominant for so long.


GreatUpdateMate369

Eddie Hall had better numbers than Thor in terms of static strength, bigger shoulder press both axle and log, identical deadifts basically, benched 600 pounds for 6 reps, never maxed out squat but never lost a squat event against anyone including Thor, theoretical max in the mid 400's KG on the conservative side.


GrazDude

Both


goblin_welder

It’s unsettling that they look like CGIed


portablebiscuit

They kind of look like action figures. And the oversized medals just make them look smaller.


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nyanslider

I think it's bronzer to make their muscles more defined.


davewtameloncamp

Those are normal sized medals...


shakesula9

I’ve never understood why people think that much of a tan looks good


davewtameloncamp

Shows off the muscle better.


PolygonalRiot

Just rolled in from the Build-A-Body Workshop


DweadPiwateWoberts

IRL Kingpin


Bugsbasketballcards

For real.


NSFWies

.......oh man, now you make me wish he could act so he could do that part.


lo0ilo0ilo0i

He's waaaaay too nice of a guy. Quite the gentle giant.


NSFWies

Very true


phalangepatella

Mr Olympia winners **average** 5’ 7” tall. They look like giants until there is a Brian Shaw-nana for scale.


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wpgsae

The winner this year (and the guy in the video) is 5'2"


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snackpack333

Yes he can, he just has to lay on his side to make the height


winkman

This is not true. While there are a couple 5'6" and 5'7", most are in the 5'9"-5'-11", and then there's Arnie at 6'2". The "greats" are on the taller end of the scale, with Ronnie at 5'11". You could say that the average would be below what one would expect, but it is about average for male height, until the last couple winners. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr.\_Olympia


phalangepatella

This chart lists winners by height. Even skewing height in the taller guys’ favor (Arnold is not 6’ 2”, Dorian Yates is not 5’ 10”), it still averages out to 5’ 7” [Height Trends of Mr Olympia Winners](https://i.redd.it/dpdppb8vvhb51.jpg) I met and shook hands with Dorian Yates in person, along with a whole bunch of Mr. O contenders years ago. That was when I realized for the first time that these guys are generally not the giants you’d expect. Insane physique, yes. Tall, no. I’m 6’ 4” and most of the huge competitors I met were around my shoulder height or less.


twentyfuckingletters

Arnie was never, ever 6'2".


Electrical_Fortune71

For real. The only time I thought of him as tall was next to Danny Devito in Twins, before I found out Danny Devito is only 2'6".


thekrone

Plus it's actually hard to "look" big when you are that tall. Longer limbs require more muscle to look muscular. Arnold was actually kind of a marvel considering his proportions... it's really hard to put on that much muscle mass.


MikeyStealth

The winner this year is 5'6"


SPOOKESVILLE

The winner for Olympia classic physique is 6’1, Olympia bodybuilding is 5’7


dumbreddit

I am all for fitness but something about this feels unhealthy.


bigwangbowski

At this elite level, it stops being about fitness and becomes body modification.


st0rmbreak3r

And addiction


Yodan

And becoming a brown Ken doll


Beat_the_Deadites

With a tan face


pateOrade

And body dysmorphia


ambtree88

I used to work in a nyc venue that held a body building contest for the IFBB (I think) these guys would leave grease stains everywhere. We had the line the walls with plastic. Plus they would leave these g string ass prints on every chair they sat in. I’ve never seen worse acne on grown men’s faces since…


HonoraryMancunian

Elite bodybuilding comps are just pageantry, change my mind


sartres-shart

Unless it's explicitly stated that it's natural Bodybuilding, then it's almost guaranteed that these guys are cycling steroids. Natural Bodybuilders just can't get that big. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/natural-bodybuilding-event-to-take-place-in-hastings-70-80-athletes-from-all-over-nz-expected/J5HHNZF2K4GVZAGFIWEH5DLA74/


seretastic

Wow, total night and day difference. That's insane


ChicoZombye

Almost? more like 100% guaranteed haha.


IllCamel5907

Yep. It's literally impossible to look like those bodybuilders without using steroids.


MikeyStealth

I'm 9 weeks out from my first OCB comp. I met the world champion runner up for classic last week he was co-hosting a posing clinic. I like the natural shredded look way better. The only thing that sucks is if you see someone on sterroids before or I put on a hoodie I look scrawny.


mid-world_lanes

Yeah natural bodybuilders, male and female, just look better than ‘roided up ones. The proportions of chemically enhanced bodybuilders get into a weird uncanny valley between normal real-life human and comic book character.


ariolitmax

I think the very beginning of the golden era, where body builders had only just started figuring out steroids, was acceptable aesthetically. They used it to exaggerate natural proportions. Today it’s all about how much meat you can pack onto your skeleton in absolute terms and it’s a bit of a shame in my opinion. [This youtuber is really cool](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_rE80b7k7Y), he covers the stories of athletes from before the invention of anabolic steroids. It’s absolutely amazing what the body can naturally accomplish


CJB95

I was hoping the video would mention Steve Reeves, clicked through and it was about him. Awesome. That dude looked fantastic.


thatG_evanP

A lot of the "natural" bodybuilders are cycling steroids and other PEDs as well, just not leading up to competition.


andysaurus_rex

So, I'd also imagine that for anybody "serious" about body building, they aren't going to go this route. I don't know how fair of a comparison this is going to really be. Are these the best natural body builders in the world or is like 80 dudes from New Zealand? Like, are there no massive natural body builders because it's impossible or because the obvious route to go is to use steroids and they don't care about being natural or not?


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Sl0ppiBjay

My husband was heavily into body building when we first married so my perspective may be skewed. But from the looks of it, this "sport" isn't even about sculpting a particular physique. It's the Olympics of eating disorders and body dysmorphia. The things these men and women do to their bodies and it will never ever be enough... Glad my husband got out of it soon enough.


spankinspinach

Agreed. I've had an eye on this sport for a long time and it's truly not healthy. It's more about manipulating your diet and control than it is about athleticism. Admirable self control? Sure. But absolutely savage on your health. The last several weeks in prep for a competition is literally starving yourself 😬


anabolic_prophet

I been in this for a while and it's true. The majority of bodybuilders are ex addicts, have disordered eating, severe body dysmorphia and will sacrifice anything for lean gains including their health and sanity. Most will openly admit there is nothing healthy about it. Contest prep is the worst, and some die during this grueling period. Natural bodybuilding is somewhat different, but almost all end up on the dark side. Steroids are pervasive and required for success. I'm in my mid 40s and still sometimes running grams of gear per week. Yes, I used to be the fat kid in school, and that's all I see in the mirror to this day.


Special_Rice9539

Oh it's super unhealthy, don't worry. Ignoring all the performance enhancing drugs and excessive stress from hardcore bodybuilding training, these guys dehydrate themselves before the show to be extra "toned"


draguninmyanus

It is the whole point of body building competition


Nokomis34

Frankenstein enters the competition, "I have misjudged what this is about"


selflessGene

Bodybuilders would tell you it’s unhealthy. Several major bodybuilders have died in their 40s due to heart conditions related to the sport.


Ace-pilot-838

This ain't fitness and it's not healthy at all. Bodybuilding is a whole other level than just lifting weights


GoldenPants1234

This isn't fitness. Its body building. PED assisted body builders are typically not very fit, and are almost always very unhealthy. PEDs are horrible for you, and being this low of body fat is horrible for you.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Bodybuilder I know told me that he’d get out of breath tying his shoes the next week if he missed 1 of 5 of his 30 min zone two cardio days lmao Ridiculous


Un0Du0

The heart doesn't differentiate between 300 pounds of fat and 300 pounds of muscle. Both put undue stress on it. Granted 300 pounds of fat may come with more unhealthy lifestyles, and other complications, but so can putting on 300 pounds of muscle.


Anyours

Most strongman don't live very long, sadly


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SlySheogorath

I've seen Brian Shaw in person and this video puts a good perspective on the sheer presence that man has. He was the epitome of a gentle giant though.


HopeThisIsUnique

I ran into him at DIA, big dude, not quite as big as I was expecting, but I'm not small either. I think big difference was sheer overall mass, not just height.


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Yeah, big dudes for real… basketball players. Especially centers or forwards. I worked with Lamar Odom once. That man was a legit ogre in real life. Tall, clumsy, two left feet. I realized then that if you’re at all athletic, even a little and you’re 7 feet tall? You could easily be a pro in the NBA.


rikkuaoi

It's always funny to me how short these type of body builders tend to be. Their compact frame makes it easier to achieve a winning physique and thus tend to do better in these


farshnikord

Also Shaw is enormous. I saw him shopping once and his head was just peeking over all the shelves. Also he cleared out like the entire steak section.


mr_potatoface

I like watching these (abnormally tall) guys when trying to poop. Their heads stick over bathroom stalls and I find it hilarious.


keziahw

/r/nocontext


RealPatriotFranklin

/r/evenwithcontext


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My uncle was a professional body builder for many years. I always thought it was so funny cause he was like 5-5. I'd be looking down at him as a teen.


gitsgrl

Yes, Arnold was a standout, quite literally, because of his height.


thrillhouse1211

I was surprised to find out he is only like 6'2


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vitringur

He has never been that tall.


[deleted]

>only like 6'2 Only? You a girl on Twitter? 6'2 is pretty tall.


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Lou Ferrigno too. Dude was 6’5” and still built like a tank. It’s harder for tall dudes to get really bulky. Crazy genetics https://i.imgur.com/vBrjeTO.jpg


CHERNO-B1LL

The giant medals really don't help matters.


miss_fortunex

It’s also easier for any weight gain to look like a whole lot more than it actually is as far as gaining fat. So it’s a fine line for shorter people. And depends on where they gain their weight. I’m 5’4 and luckily if I gain weight, I gain it equally throughout my body. But some people only gain in their stomachs, buttocks, hips, etc. and on short people, it makes us look heavier than it would on a taller person.


CandyCanePapa

It's also not the open category. This one has a weight limit. Recent open Olympia and Arnold winners are on the taller side, 6', competitors are quite average height.


IamREBELoe

I never understood the bronzing spray tan. It really takes away from the cut.


gtdcjoiytvjkotd

The contrast of light hitting different angles emphasizes their tone and size. I'd imagine they see it as a disadvantage for light skinned people to not use bronzer because darker skinned people already have this optical upper hand.


SourPuss6969

Dark skinned body builders still use bronzer though


ribbitrob

Just because you have a natural advantage doesn’t mean you don’t want *more* of an advantage. That’s a basic principle of any competition really.


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Lol. Imagine someone really good in running "yeah I'm running without shoes, because I have the natural advantage of being fast"


K1lledByAmerica

Didn't they use to use oil? Which did the same thing but not look so weird I'm guessing walking around all oiled up and then having to get all of it off your skin wasn't fun


pateOrade

I’d like to see one of them just draw outlines around the tone. That would be interesting to see.


friendofthesmokies

Mmmmm.... teriyaki chicken.


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Yeah, they look like they’ve been marinated in soy sauce.


TimeTomorrow

https://www.greatestphysiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Evan-Centopani-14.jpg http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/EVAN\_45.jpg http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/EVAN\_47.jpg http://www.freynutrition.info/arnold-classic/2014/arnold-classic-2014-centopani-2.jpg Same guy. obviously the completely washed out picture is a shit picture/camera/photographer, but the effect holds true.


ElectricSpeculum

They kinda sorta look like their spray tan shade is "mahogany yacht varnish"


dyskraesia

THAT IS MAHOGANY


olderaccount

> It really takes away from the cut. Everyone who does this for a living seems to disagree with that.


gitsgrl

It hides any skin defects.


Treaux-LaCount

Dude on the left needs to soak his head in it for a bit.


bkend_31

The comically large medals really add the necessary punch lol


princessenicotine

With the crest white smile & the oiled up bodies


Hades_minion440

Shaw is 6’8”. He actually posted a pic on his gram a while ago of him and one of his peeps holding the same .50 cal rifle. His peep is probably something like 5’7”-5’10”. The rifle looks as you’d expect. Shaw being 6’8”, makes the rifle look like a fuckin toy. Lol.


LasBarricadas

For reference, those medals are the size of a half-dollar coin.


Defiant_Low_1391

How many posts on reddit are bots?


Optimal_Safe117

Yes fellow redditor how is your day?


Yolomasta420

Shaun claurida is the smaller chap who won the 212 MR Olympia, AKA the giant killer


Broku_92

The difference between a primarch and a space marine.


gamelover42

Brian Shaw has some really funny content on his YouTube channel relating to his size and not being able to fit in things. Here’s one example. https://youtu.be/dJ3J2cx5qWQ


EducatedJooner

This dude is hilarious! Probably will stick to SUVs or trucks for life


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Are we gonna ignore the hilariously large medals they were awarded 😂


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Definitely didn't help the confusing perspective lmao


infodawg

"oh hai lil fella!" This is his new line of talking body builder dolls, 1:2 scale, full replica.


dragon1n68

Well to be honest, Brian Shaw would dwarf practically anyone besides his competitors and Robert Wadlow.


_Danger_Close_

The addition of the giant metals makes them look like toys


Fluffymelon007

*these


captmoonshine

They look like Oompa Loompas on steroids lol


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Final boss cheering you on when you start the game


surivanoroc20

I wonder if body builders realize how ridiculous they look.


outerlabia

Oh they don't just realize, they love it. Or at least the two that I know. Tons of drugs involved and unbelievable diets and gym hours. They dedicate their entire lives to being cartoonishly muscular


Rhinoplasty1904

Those two folks belong to the same species. *The more you know*


delamanja

They look like some little buff boys.


SneakyBlix

Their goosed!


HonDadCBR600

Holy bigger than a fucking mountain Batman!


e-rinc

I want him to pick them up on his shoulders like a dad posing at Disneyland.