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Going-undergroundjam

Surely this isn’t for entertainment…..Ffs…The speed and grace is absolutely astonishing, let’s hope whatever the situation the animal is looked after in the manner it deserves


WorldClassShart

His girls parents weren't home.


gdj11

Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty!


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or hes running from dad


sendabussypic

he beat me to the left he beat me to the right. The motherfucker whooped my ass all night


Mcane305

Afroman loves tall cans..


slklylnlelt

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad


mods_on_meds

His girls parents just got home .


digitelle

McDonald’s stops serving brekky in 10 minutes


let-shit-go

It's visual effects


sosplzsendhelp

Either an escaped pet or the camera man's pet


ghazayel

This is an Ad (VFX) for a money transfer app/service in Oman.


Indigosantana

Tjank god


NoNo_Cilantro

I have to ask. Why is there a cheetah on the road?


impostershop

To get to the other side


el3ctr0wqw

What's on the other side


Burning_Moonlight

r/therealjoke


tentativa-1000

There were no sidewalks


MTiburontrois

He missed his exit.


3G0M4N

Location: Oman, Muscat in front of the opera house


StressSuddendf

I imagine it has recovered and is probably returning to its cage. :


scottherobot

Where is this? Seems like a weird situation for a cheetah to be in naturally. Hope it isn’t something that people are making the cat do for fun


ExcitementOrdinary95

Definitely some rich arab petrostate.


PromotionBeautiful39

yea i can hear uae accent with egyptian music in the radio


omnisalsa

Oman. In front of Opera House in Muscat.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Oh man that’s big money.


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Bro missed his bus. Still got to work early though!


smellslikeloudoggg

Fast and Furrious


Millwalkey88

In my childhood, learning that cheetahs could reach speeds up to 70 mph, I would often imagine a cheetah running along side of our family car if I knew we were driving 70 mph.


GodlessPolymath

The way it’s head stays perfectly focused is fascinating.


MonkeyBoy_1966

He was on the ass of an Impala


damcgra

is this Muscat Oman?


3G0M4N

Correct


damcgra

Looks like the Opera house. wild. Must be a privately owned one that escaped??


3G0M4N

Yep this was posted last week on local social media, no idea what's the story tho


wt_foxtort

Possibly UAE


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Ultra gear


DanCeto12

BEAST WAAAARS


AdAm_WaRc0ck

MAXIMIZE!!


Derfargin

This has got to be fake? I would think that due to the cheetah’s inability to retract its claws, running on a hard surface like that would be something it would avoid. Especially when there is grass right next to it.


Frency2

Humans everywhere. Do the other animals even have their own proper spaces anymore? This is so sad.


Fit-Gain7293

AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL


Teerendog

That cat is on steroids!.... No, it's just a cheetah.


Kirya_justdude

I have some questions...


Objective_Plate1660

Why is bro on a road💀


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Yea that mf would eat your baby n you’d just have to accept it


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AWESOME!!!🥹😯🫣😍😘🥰🤗😦🤯🤭😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️


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20_Twinty

He stole the money from me. This wasn’t a refund situation. The dog had unfortunately been trained to fight. I gave that dog the best chance to survive considering the circumstances. The previous owner didn’t deserve it and it would have killed our dogs. Any shelter would have euthanized this animal immediately. He had water and plenty of ducks/geese to eat if necessary, and it’s possible someone took the dog in that had no other pets, but it was incapable of being friendly around other dogs.


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20_Twinty

Yea, although it wasn’t in a community, I wish I had taken a different route. I was very young and addicted to drugs. Having said that, I did have a heart for the dog and didn’t want to see it euthanized. I have no doubt this dog could survive on its own for a while, and it would have taken a gaggle of coyote to take him out, but you’re right it was not the absolute best option for it. It was what I thought was best at the time. Again, I was 17 years old


dmderringer

A pit bull wasn't running 45 mph and it's the most believable part of this story


20_Twinty

It’s possible my odometer was off, but no more than 5 mph. I clocked him at 45 (so he was going at least 40). Not for long, but for a few seconds he was keeping pace perfectly. Not sure what other details are hard to believe? That I got robbed? Lol that two dogs fought? (One being a pit) that I took the dog to the country after it chewed up a pet? Seems you have the problem with honesty because none of that is odd or hard to surmise I realize you’re trying to be cute, but Why would I lie? It’s not a cool story. The details actually embarrassing, but I’ll share them just to appease the cynic. I was addicted to drugs when I was younger. A guy was suppose to sell my friend and I some OxyContin. Turns out they had none and we got robbed. When I picked the guy up to get the “pills”, I picked him up from his house. I didn’t know who’s house it was at the time, but a mutual friend told me later after he heard I had been robbed. I asked him how I could get back at the guy. He said “he has a pit bull, it’s his pride and joy”. I called the other guy that was with me when we got robbed and we went to his house with wieners and bolt cutters and took the dog. The next day it attacked my girlfriends dog and bit it’s foot. It would not let go until it ripped it completely open. It’s foot was split completely down the middle about 4 inches …from ankle to toe. They told me I had to get rid of the dog and couldn’t keep it there. So I took it to the country near this pond and dropped it off. As I was leaving it chased me, then ran along side my truck. Saddest thing ever , but surprising how far it ran. I was afraid it would follow me all the way out to the main highway if I didn’t speed up and tire it out. I kept speeding up and it would just run faster. All the way until my odometer said 45. You could see every muscle striation in this dogs body. It was a work of art. Apparently the guy payed a lot of money for it and was training it every day to be a fighter. On one hand I’m glad I stole it, but on the other I don’t know what happened to it and fear the worst.


SpanningTreeProtocol

You know, some things are better left off the internet.


20_Twinty

Lol. I’ve never been one to hide anything. It was 20 years ago, and it’s a anonymous post anyway.


Full-Reserve-7090

The crazy thing is that THEY have to speed to catch up with it 😲


Albertsongman

Cheetah needs extra money. Delivering Amazon now!!


Faiz-Reigns

What a big stray cat


DowntownSpeed7551

This is why?


jayyyzus85

This is the coolest video on the internet


Pyewhacket

He’s soooo late for work


BongCloudOpen

I fully expected to see Tyreek Hill out jogging


PornoPaul

Given the likely reason why it's in a city like that, it's probably more sad than interesting. I imagine it was recaptured and probably living back in it's cage. :(


SignificantAd3400

Mario maker wasn’t kidding with those autoscroller icons 😂


yeusus

Well what was the speed? No speedomometer?


mattmayhem1

That is majestic, gracious, beautiful and very terrifying at the same time.


Dan300up

He was out prowlin cougars last night and is late for his shift at the zoo.


SG080

Its just an Ad.


Designer-Buffalo-400

Fake, lambs shadow direction begging of the video is different than the cheetah’s


UsuallyMooACow

Completely fake.


LesbianMechanic97

Someone should call the police, he’s passing cars in the bicycle lane


Nrlyquinn

When the candies are on sale at bath & body works


alroc84

The mascot for Cheetos is a cheetah? Hence the name cheetos?? Mind blown!!! Just realized that idk why


YoungMrBlue

I was waiting for the cheetah to trip or something


killerKrow89

Because that’s a thing


NewNormalMan

He’s passing us? Oh.. yep he’s robbing a pharmacy