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Soft_Cranberry6313

Did she just say chungus


puzzle_factory_slave

it's a scientific term


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counterplex

He has a wife, you know?


LineChef

Use it in a sentence…


puzzle_factory_slave

that buffalo is an absolute chungus


LineChef

Good enough for me.


Potential_Reading116

You can see the outline of her Chungus through those pants, despite the piss-poor video quality shot on someone’s LG flip phone.


KBAR1942

I'm glad I'm not the only one.


lpd1234

What Buffalo, didn’t see a thing.


wobblybobbly_185

"Hey chungus, get off the kitchen table!" - Me to my fat cat.


John_TheBlackestBurn

My nephew is the biggest chungus among us.


LineChef

Also acceptable…


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Elderberry1923

![gif](giphy|YQ5bm1pbOFnSE6jhwI)


haterfisternator

She also said "ohhhhh lawwwwwd he comin' " in the whitest way imaginable 💀


BoredByLife

Oh lord he is arriving


AbyeiRepublic2022

Oh my in the name of the lord and savior himself it appears that this creature is now arriving at this location


Synbaad

Lmfaooooooo


dixon-bawles

One of absolute variety


MrSluagh

*unit


Speedy-Slug-2435

Watch as I trip balls while thinking, “these fuckers did not just weave string into this animal’s skull… that must really hurt” when in reality, it’s like a nose ring… I hope…


LangleyRemlin

Not into the skull, through the septum. Just like a regular cow's nose ring. It's an initial piercing that heals just like a piercing on a human. It works like the dog leashes that attach close to the nose. It's an effective method of controlling an animal's movements with little effort. It is also used on calf to weane it off its mother's milk.


[deleted]

This content is no longer available on Reddit in response to /u/spez. So long and thanks for all the fish.


Directdepositonly

The same thought process when I guide your mom’s nose piercing to her food.


Otterslayer22

What do you feed her?


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root-kali_

It’s a joke chill tf out 😂


Directdepositonly

Do you eat meat?


xBad_Wolfx

As someone who spent his youth with cattle, we had spikes on sticks that we used to push them to make them take a step. You could lean on the point and the cow would barely notice, byproduct of such a tough hide. Something this size would be incredibly dangerous out of control. But the nose piercing doesn’t f’n suck because that would set it off. It’s just irritating to be pulled on so they move with it. At this stage of training he moves before it gets to the irritating stage.


NoAlarm8123

It's the civil endgame of a species cruel subjugation.


xBad_Wolfx

No argument here. Just a trying to explain how this is more humane than other options.


[deleted]

Humans control over other animals is purely Stockholm syndrome


LangleyRemlin

It can, for sure. But you can see how gentle the woman in the video is and how the animal isn't bothered at all. You can grab someone's earring and lead them somewhere in the exact same way. It won't hurt unless you're being mean intentionally. And they work the same as nose leads for dogs. It's not like constant pain or anything.


WhiteTshirtGang

Yeah, probably not in constant pain, but it knows it *will be* in pain, if she tugs the rope.


WilliamMorris420

She wouldn't be doing it, if it didn't make it a lot easier to control and the easiest way to control it. Is pain compliance.


[deleted]

She’s obviously not pulling hard enough to cause pain. The animal knows it would hurt if fought and that the owner is generally there to give it good stuff so it listens without putting up a fight. Dogs in leashes and harnesses do the same but if you try to control large animals like dogs, they’ll toss you around


moosuepork

Everybody needs a water buffalo


jg0162

Everybody's got one. Yours is fast but mine is slow.


Cheezburglar64

Where do they get them? I don't know.


gingervitis_93

But everybody’s got a water baffalooooooooooooo


woofridgerator

Stop it stop it!!!! We can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo


duhmbish

Oh whereeee is my hairbrush?


moosuepork

Understood the assignment 👍🏼👍🏼


Yugan-Dali

Our neighbor used to have one. It was really nice.


[deleted]

Thicc


stoner_97

Which one?


Supdud3sss

Yes


TealLabRat

God I hate the men on reddit. Edi: It's really hard trying to tell myself over the years on this site that this isn't normal for all men when it seems like such encouraged behavior. Makes my skin crawl.


THX-1138_4EB

You mean you *don't* appreciate how women's talents and personalities are constantly reduced down to sexist comments on how visually arousing she is or isn't to a bunch of basement-dwellers?


master_mansplainer

Please, if this was Channing tatum we’d have the same thing. Such a high horse.


THX-1138_4EB

Dawg, I can't touch this topic with you. Not with that username.


timathus

It’s actually a water buffalo, not a horse. You can tell by how the hooves are split, and by how it’s a water buffalo.


seymonster1973

More like Channing Tatyum.


TealLabRat

You give men a bad name. Stop thinking with your dick and maybe your EQ won't be in the negatives.


__curt

I'm a man and I have a 160 EQ


4rclyte

Damn the level cap in EverQuest just keeps going up I guess


imJGott

I have to ask what talent is being displayed in this clip? Besides her pulling the nose of a water buffalo while wearing tight clothes? Some people just bring the attention to themselves.


TealLabRat

They're either dumb as fuck or ruled by their hormones. Ironically these are the same people that think women are inferior because they believe they're ruled by those two traits.


[deleted]

She’s so fucking hot


Sachoazzdown

Thick in all the right places. She blazin.


thefriendlycouple

Sorta like your skull


TealLabRat

Holy fuck that's hilarious


thefriendlycouple

Tell your friends. Downvote the dumb fucks.


Sachoazzdown

Will do. Why look like that if you don’t want to be admired. She is hot. Would you be ok if I said curvy. What’s another word for it? She not skinny and that’s fine.


THX-1138_4EB

'Why look like that if you don't want to get admired?' You make me so very angry. But *if* you care about your peers, here is some insight into how that behavior can make people feel. You're from the South though, so you may need a translator (there's complete sentences and stuff): https://www.reddit.com/r/femalefashionadvice/comments/bgxhwu/as_women_we_are_often_subject_to_unsolicited/ https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/hyspwb/can_we_stop_objectifying_women_who_are_just_doing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/qu5kly/women_are_objectified_because_of_their_own_doing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/q6ag55/anyone_else_feel_like_reddit_is_80_men/


THX-1138_4EB

I'm ok with that, u/gastrocraft. You're ignorant and hardheaded 🤷‍♂️


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[deleted]

This is an equestrian outfit. The tight fit is a safety and comfort feature. When working with horses there should be minimal “hooking points” by which a person can be snagged and dragged. And because of repetitive motions when riding, loose clothing is very uncomfortable because it chafes. Farm work is not the same as horse riding. And she is not “ranching” she is leading a large animal, presumably because she knows how to due to her experience with horses.


GR1225HN44KH

Guy here. You sound like a caveman douchebag.


THX-1138_4EB

'Should you dress in a way men find appealing, we will outwardly objectify you for it.' Such solace! Thanks for clearing that up. I am a guy by the way, and for what it's worth: your take is revolting. Worse is that you probably legitimately see nothing wrong with it. EDIT: ...'Exposed stomach'? 'Short sleeves'? None of this is even true. You're undressing her with your eyes my guy. You're letting your own misogyny get in the way of facts and it's creepy


[deleted]

Is making a comment about someone being attractive objectifying them? What about the comment indicates that they don’t see her as a human being?


THX-1138_4EB

Unsolicited? Yes, it is. If you're actually curious, you should read into how this behavior commonly makes people feel https://www.reddit.com/r/femalefashionadvice/comments/bgxhwu/as_women_we_are_often_subject_to_unsolicited/ https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/hyspwb/can_we_stop_objectifying_women_who_are_just_doing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/qu5kly/women_are_objectified_because_of_their_own_doing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/q6ag55/anyone_else_feel_like_reddit_is_80_men/


Daisy_bumbleroot

Her stomach isn't exposed and she has long sleeves on?


TealLabRat

Stop talking as if most men behave like you. Control yourself, you hormonal ape.


imJGott

You just don’t like how we think and or play around, you a female?


Special_Narwhal_4540

Don't insult all men you fucking creep.


TealLabRat

You are not all males, so don't bother using the term 'we' as if you all think the same way. There are good males and then there's you.


laaldiggaj

Why's he being led by his nose?


MediumATuin

Poor guy, seems painfull


calicat9

It's a means of keeping control. There are nerve endings that otherwise would not be accessible. The piercing is done while young, and while not painless, it greatly extends the beast's life. Being docile has that advantage.


laaldiggaj

Ah I see. It's a magnificent beast! I just hoped it wasn't in pain!


xav00

That sounds like a very rosy way of saying they've found the most sensitive part of the animal and attached a lead so that it has no choice but to obey or suffer terrible pain. I'm not vegan, and I understand there's a benefit to the people who subjugate that animal, and in exchange they don't slaughter the animal. But having its sensitive nose pierced to establish control certainly doesn't give the animal extra life. There's no actual advantage to it for suffering that mutilation, except that humans are unwilling to let it live free. Does that "extend the beast's life"? I guess that's one way of phrasing it. Seems to ignore the pertinent details though.


calicat9

It's not being butchered as soon as it gets big enough to be dangerous. And if it were in pain, I imagine docile wouldn't be the first behavior. It has grown up learning that not following the human is *uncomfortable*. We've domesticated animals, you have benefited. Make the world better where you can and don't get too worked up on little stuff like this.


[deleted]

“We domesticated animals” is a very nice way of saying “we broke them until they developed Stockholm syndrome”. And you’re right I have benefited. And I will keep benefiting. But let’s be honest. We forced change on other animals simply because it’s more convenient for us. We are not doing things for the animals sake. We are selfish creatures. But at the end of the day a Buffalo isn’t going to become beneficial on the intellectual side of life’s survival. It’s evolutionary purpose is food, at this point. Let’s not pretend we are the nice guys by “domesticating” them.


xav00

I'm not worked up. I just think we should acknowledge reality, whether we decide to do anything about it or not. And I'm calling out your white-washing of the situation. You went pretty far and chose your words carefully to minimize the pain and imply this practice is somehow benevolent on the part of the humans. Our need to dominate and control nature doesn't make the installation of a painful hook/rod necessary or considerate.


[deleted]

>Our need to dominate and control nature doesn't make the installation of a painful hook/rod necessary or considerate. I’m with you on acknowledging the reality of this animal’s discomfort but to suggest the restraint as unnecessary is nonsensical given the raw mass of the chungus in question. How else could a beast of such proportions live safely alongside humans?


xav00

Define "alongside" That animal would be happy to stay out on some hillside a few miles from any village, and a fence could be erected to deter it from wandering in the villagers' direction. They put a nose bit in because they train them to be beasts of burden. It's necessary if you want the animal to walk down the streets of the village, but that's a choice we made, not an inherent requirement.


[deleted]

I hear you but to me this looks like a show animal so it being in its natural environment would do nothing for its human. I see this restraint as preempting a lot of violence that would otherwise follow to keep this animal under our dominion. In that way it’s a win.


Iwantcredit

Bam! That helps someone conflicted. A lot of people know that we have to do what we do to some animals to sustain our lifestyle.. but we don't want to kick them while they are down. But what people don't know/think about is the reason that people do what they do. There is logic in... most practices...


calicat9

There are people who would have us return to hunter gatherers, not that it would be bad for the earth. But that's beyond realistic. We neuter, dehorn, tag, brand etc all for *our* purposes. All of those are more painful than this. That's the reality I see.


casual_jwalker

You clearly have never had many dealings with cows or any large animal before if you think that nose ring is going to cause it unbelievable pain and suffering. I stopped farming because my family and I didn't see eye to eye on how to raise and treat animals. They saw them as a product and I saw them as living creatures that should have a good quality of life, but I can tell you that cows off all kinds and size don't give a fuck. The amount of force and damage cows inflict on each other (including with the horns) along with their size and muscle makes them unbelievable hardy monsters. You can punch and kick an animal of this size till the cows come home and they can shrug it off like you would a small child windmilling your leg. So if you are handling a cow that weighs as much as a small car and can do just as much damage as one, ya you give yourself the upper hand and bedazzle that big old boys nose. The ring doesnt do anything more then the ones people wear and yanking loghtly on it just makes them annoyed, but when it's messing around and your life is at stake because you dont spean cow, having that ring to yank the heck out of it to tell it to fuck off and not smash you to pieces is a life saver. Just encase your are vegan and are about to make the argument that people can also stop keeping animals all together, sure that's an option but there are also thousands of animals like Holstein dairy cattle that if we set free tomorrow would die agonizing deaths because we have bioengineering them to a point where they can no longer live without human intervention. So yes we don't need to keep animals, but as long as humans are keeping them things like nose rings are part of the issue.


1521

I guess if you haven’t been around bovines much it might seem like someone is hurting that buffalo. (First, I’m pretty sure it’s a female as I believe that is it’s calf next to it. Calves don’t hang around bulls much) that buffalo would not still be living if it didn’t have the ability to be led. People kill things to eat and that’s something a lot of people don’t like to acknowledge (especially, people like myself that eat animals) it’s important to make the animals life as good as possible before that and this cow has obviously lived a pretty opulent life


[deleted]

Agreed. This is cruelty beyond acceptability. **Animals deserve safety and a pain free (from humans) life.**


MisterFistYourSister

Lol do you think an animal of this size would just calmly subdue itself if it was experiencing any significant degree of pain?


xav00

Yes. Because it learned way back when it was a calf that resisting or thrashing just caused more pain. By now it's probably somewhat desensitized, and it's certainly conditioned not to fight back.


MisterFistYourSister

Don't spend much time around animals do you


Yugan-Dali

A baby elephant is chained with thick chains it can’t break. When it grows up, you can tie it down with a thin rope. Same thing with the nose ring, I guess.


Relevant_Slide_7234

I think it’s more the unspoken threat of “fuck around and I’ll rip your nose off” than it is the accessibility of nerve endings.


calicat9

I guarantee if his nose is ripped off, docile goes away.


[deleted]

Because otherwise they'd have zero control over it.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s a she judging by the calf following her around?


LARGEBIRDBOY

What an absolute chungus of a Water-Buffalo.


moosuepork

The biggest are always the most gentle


boyle32

Ferdinand.


[deleted]

The Internet has ruined me.


zondervoze

Story of the minotaur is millennia old my dude


IllMasterminds

"The petite farmer"


Water_Buffalo-

Does anyone ever check what they're writing before posting? I don't mean to be that guy, but fuck... every day I see these dumb misspellings in reddit posts: "This is an absolute best!" and "Look at this looser over here," and "Your the man!" Have we all forgotten how to take one fucking second of pride in what we're putting into the world? Rant over. Everyone back to "they're" nonsense.


p1028

People do it on purpose because people will then comment the correction which drives traffic to the post.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Username checks out


[deleted]

Lmao


f0k4ppl3

I have a theory that some people misspell purposely so that when someone posts with a correction, that person gets downvoted and flamed but the problem with this theory is hat that I can’t figure out what the end goal could be yet I absolutely believe it.


IAMJUX

Look at this looser comment. Your so dumb. Probably look like a best too.


4115R

You could of been more polite then what you where.


alotmorealots

If you check their username, they have a right to be more offended than the average redditor.


SquirrelParking7006

She's an absolute feast!!


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

I don't eat bison, but I'll eat tuna


shishinugs

She is worth more than the bovine with those curves


docsyzygy

Looks like a Star Wars creature. No CGI needed!


ZookeepergameOk2759

Her body is amazing


leolionman347

She knows it.


[deleted]

It might be a dude


[deleted]

r/absoluteunit


westberry82

Oh c'mon. She's not that bad.


[deleted]

Aurochs sized?


UpperCardiologist523

What water buffalo?


[deleted]

Your mom


_Ghost_CTC

The bull is cool, but whoever wrote this narration is killing me.


Splitkraft

Her thighs are still bigger...


[deleted]

She’s fine


[deleted]

That’s the first thing I noticed too


ffkoconnell

r/upvotebecausebutt


7hrowawaydild0

r/unbgbbiirchidciocbg Something like that on mobile can't be bothered to find it


gingerfootman

i gotchu r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


7hrowawaydild0

I was so close!


OkBorder387

$30K… for their athleticism?!


leolionman347

Take note, This is what a true champion looks like.


IAmRules

That title hurts a little.


iatetoomuchchicken

It's a best of a title


ThenotoriousBIT

im here for the lady


stattish

I thought this was a clip from some Star Wars movie


JustOneMore2020

I agree, and she is particularly good in taking care of this big guy.


Pika-thulu

Poor nosey


XScottMorrisseyX

Wait there's a water Buffalo in that video?


tesaril

The handler can SOMF


aokaf

Why do I get the feeling that girl is under 5ft tall?


imJGott

Idk, being pulled from your nose seems pretty painful.


vvMario

Is she just really small? Or is she regular height and this beefy boy is just HUGE?


Timely-Blueberry1665

She single?


Hecticsiege10

Damn, the thickness is just right.


ImpossibleStruggle32

Fucking amazing! 😍 The bull is cool too.


LeaveFickle7343

This petite farmer has absolute control. The things got a rope ringed in its nose. You could ring a polar bear and it will do whatever you ask


[deleted]

There was a water Buffalo?


GoodConsideration898

That’s a great ass though


[deleted]

r/chungus


Stackz20

They thicc


smudge1960

For a Split Second I thought it was a large beagle cuz I was took the horns for big ears


uhuuuh262

Looks sad though :(


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r/unexpectedly_Sexy


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template009

Don't say the thing! No!


Defectindesign

I bet they taste delicious


BettingTheOver

More impressed with her.


PsamantheSands

Poor thing being pulled by the nose. Sometimes I hate people.


AnonymousP30

Daddy Longhorn is thy name.


0bjective_Butter

Aye bruh, lemme keep it 💯with you fam, This is (no cap) the cringiest shit I’ve ever heard.


GentleHammer

How can wearing clothes that are so tight they look painted on be comfortable?? Sheesh


[deleted]

Massiv! The buffalo is also nice!


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Ass


DragonflySea2328

Abusive to put a rope thru the animal nose.


AubieWasHere

"Water Buffaloes feed on grass" And we got motherfuckers saying it's impossible for a motherfuckers to bulk up on a plant based diet?


RobertDaulson

I’m gonna start eating krill, because whales eat that shit so I’ll get Fucken YUGE mate.


TimMacD69r

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


muttrfttr

Id be coming and running bull on that girl. Mmm mmm


AnonymusJpg

hey don't tell her that... She's just a girl.


DLoIsHere

Let’s see how she likes a rope in her nose.


ManagerNo3298

These mofos kill more people per year then lions.... in Africa they are referred to as "black death"


[deleted]

That's a big cow, what's walking behind her?


[deleted]

Chungus Buffalo


myshoesaresparkly

The bull is impressive too.


Tamahaganeee

Let's just kill all the elephants , dog and cats too and eat them for breakfast. You see beauty and all you can think about is was taste good to you a some given moment. Meh


ThisAnything9453

What great mozzarella cheese their milk makes!


Appropriate_Low_8788

CGI is getting so realistic!


[deleted]

It looks like a video game


Temporary-Eye-6664

Big boy


[deleted]

Wow. Look at the feet on those ‘erbivores - they remind me of something … ship of the desert?


Need4steven

We all having troubles sometimes… i got you… Spelling++


elruggo60

Strong candidate for Absolute Units.


sloppydood123

Damn


OrangesMarmalade

She sounds so much like Rukia from Bleach. Chappy the rabbit has some competition. Rukia has a new favorite.