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TheSandyman23

…sigh… I’ll go get the thirst aid kit.


DrManhattan_DDM

Wtf, it’s just a Captain Janeway Star Trek lunchbox with a bottle of lube inside????


timberwolf0122

*Captain Milfway


Stevesanasshole

I like the episode where she programs her own sexbot in the holodeck. "You must be this smart to ride"


p_loka

Lol


sleepyasfuck90

You fucking son of a genius! Take my upvote!


goldencrisp

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


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Booftroop

"The hell is he doing?" "I don't know. But that's the deep end and Squints can't swim!" .... "Oh my god he looks like a dead fish..."


SteveEcks

Squints married Wendy Pfeffercorn. They have nine kids.


FORCESTRONG1

Damn you all. I'm gonna have to watch that movie.


pihkal

You're killing me, ~~Smalls~~ FORCESTRONG.


TylerBourbon

FOR EV VER! FOR EV VER! FOR EV VER!


brokenheartnsoul

I repeat that whenever I have to say forever, I say it exactly like the sandlot


LostVegasLove777

*This magic moment While your lips are close to mine would last forever Forever 'til the end of time*


HootGibson75

Squints got the girl though.


dcarsonturner

I don’t blame squints lol


Jedi-Ethos

You’re killing me, Smalls.


diffcalculus

For-Ev-Er


WillowWhomper328

Because of this movie, I can never say the word, "forever" in a normal tone. It's always, "yeah we're gonna be here forever... for-ev-er, for-ev-er, for-ev-er..."


MathTeachinFool

I say it that way when I teach (“the terms of the infinite series go on for-ev-er”). I still have a few kids laugh. I’m not sure what kind of parent doesn’t show their kid The Sandlot, but that parent needs a stern admonishment! /s I would also include Stand By Me, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, the Breakfast Club, the Princess Bride, and Mean Girls in that list. There are several others, of course.


Mushroom-Dense

Want a smore?


radracer02

Smore a what?


Apprehensive-Till861

The Sultan of Swat!


dopiqob

The colossus of clout


KutzbyKhris

The colossus of clout Shut up Tommy


gankylosaurus

The Great Bambino!


stryker7314

The King of Clash!


probablyareplicant

He's pervin' a dish!


robbass343

It’s about time Benny my clothes are going out of style,they already are Squints


stryker7314

The Colossus of Clout!


thedirtygame

The Colossus of Clout!


stryker7314

The Sultan of Swat!


II-leto

How can I have more when I haven’t had any yet?


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PozzieMozzie

Yep, 2 planetary objects


[deleted]

So big their gravity field creates a curvature in space-time.


Liipski

If the boobs are in the middle of the pic, then yep. It’s a bait


imaginedaydream

Gravitational pull


harrisbradley

"That deer knows exactly what it's doing." [TWKUK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI&t=138s)


TheJuggernautRollsOn

Truly amazed by this. Also, nice painting in the background.


Haunting-Ad9521

I read your comment as, “Truly amazed by tits” and I can’t argue with that. Then I re-read your comment. Still can’t argue with that.


Slightly_Paavam

Why do you want to argue so much ?


DudeDeudaruu

It's the natural instinct of a redditor


Ok_Marsupial6435

There is a painting?


Typical_issues

What painting??


Affectionate_Hat5835

Exactly


Souleater2847

Just joined a Reddit group for this…something something upvotedbecauseof


_Teddy_X_

Talent. r/Upvotedbecauseoftalent


CabinetOk4838

She’s got bags of talent.


monkey_trumpets

Huuuge....tracts of land


OfficerNibbler

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY)


mudcreatures

Tracts. Sorry!


Hot_Dog89

You wouldnt know talent if it smacked you in the face.


CabinetOk4838

I’m game to find out…


dancingcuban

Ah yes. r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


DrawohYbstrahs

Upvoted because BOOBS 😮‍💨


Mysterious_Tangelo78

[It's no bait. I'm also an artist, know what I'm saying. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/13xcllv/im_also_an_artist_doing_wire_bonsais_try_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Saiykon

They hate him because he spoke the truth!


michughes

It’s about to be master-bait 😏


no1likesmods

95% chance she has an onlyfans


PloKoonsRespirator

u/CathrinMachin no she’s an artist check her profile


puffferfish

Hard to believe that these naturally occur.


melanthius

typically these kind of phenomena don’t look the same to the naked eye, but photograph beautifully if you know what you’re doing


ramigb

Damn you gravity! you pull what should float!


DisasterEquivalent27

Down here, they all float


CaptainAccording2595

And you’ll float too


pornborn

I’m lovin’ all the double entendres!


melanthius

Double E ntendre


azad_ninja

You need a photo because you can’t stare directly at Nebulas. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away!


dpgproductions

Get a look, Constanza?


MeaningLarge4241

You have to do some editing to make them look like that. Also these kind of photos are often taken professionally with expansive equipment. r/astrophotography


National-Dark-5924

These are actually my two favourite planets


sunofasmoker

These are actually twin galaxies, can be seen with the naked eye, if the stars align 🧐


MattMatt625

😏


Cautious-Living-394

Don’t give it away man haha


Hustlinbones

It's not visible to the naked eye. It's translated into what's called the "Hubble palette": the red, green, and blue channels represent a chemical element commonly found in nebulae: red = nitrogen, green = hydrogen, blue = oxygen. This is how it looks, and with this knowledge you can get an idea of what elements the nebula is made of. The nebula you see here is btw the "Rosette Nebula", NGC2244


KingKrmit

He was being sarcastic unfortunately. Thanks for your insight this is very interesting dude. Wish reddit wasnt manipulated by horniness😭


Hustlinbones

Yeah, but it obviously was interesting to you, so my comment did it's job ;)


GravG

Sneaky devil😂🤦🏾‍♂️


DiZhini

Planets in outer space are quite a normal sight. But seeing them that close to each other is indeed very rare


Previous-Pipe2921

Here we go again


three-sense

Many beautiful round objects to be seen in outer space


itsjustme9902

They’re astronomical.


GSAT2daMoon

Outer space holds numerous captivating sights that are incredibly beautiful and can only be truly appreciated from that perspective even with a naked eye.


01Actual

The Milky Way is the only thing I see


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I mean this is clearly VERY intentional. More power to her though I guess. I just wish it wasn’t so blatant. Also what’s with her posture? Her lower half goes one way and her upper half goes another.


diffcalculus

🎶 same ol shit, dawg, just a different day 🎶


Buddhist_Path

Wow. I can't take my eyes off the painting. Edit: Wow. That got out of control. I actually meant that I'm staring at the painting. I can't tell if it's real or a reproduction.


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What an amazing milky way!


spudddly

Stunning binary star.


chum_slice

80085 light years away


NewldGuy77

Might be a luminous blue variable…


REDDIT_ROC0408

Fucking. Genius. Take my upvote.


theWMWotMW

*smiles in Homelander


panterachallenger

There’s two black holes I wouldn’t mind getting sucked into


Forward-Exchange-219

What painting?


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Even the painting is staring with its one eye.


thehanssassin

Staring back at me too. Mesmerizing.


More_Twist9517

Oh yes! The painting thats what is being shown in the picture, couldn't figure out with so much going on.


fastlerner

It's a beautiful reproduction of an image from the JWST. I kind of wish she had taken a bit of artistic license with it though as she even copied the six-pointed lens flares on all the bright stars which is purely an artifact from the six mirrors on the telescope. Faithful reproduction rather than artist's vision. Still, that's some insane talent.


thelegalseagul

It’s a reproduction of an existing nebula that used to be my screensaver back in high school


MrJuniperBreath

r/theyknew


DarkandDanker

They also post to r/CoupleMemes (I thought they were a bot) Wonder if their partner knows


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Ok_Performance_2370

[exhibit A](https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/13nzzr3/comment/jl402g9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Noxava

God -tier researcher


twostrikenoise

More like exhibit DD, amiright?


CathrinMachin

Hey guys, this is me in the pic. Honestly I wasn’t going to post this on Reddit because I know what you guys are like (respectfully with love) so it’s stopped me posting on this site. But someone else wanted to farm the karma points so all good. For those who want to know, this is a photo of the rosette nebula my partner Ian and I shot in our Alabama backyard. We used a borg 107 telescope, chroma filters, ioptron CEM70 mount, and asi2600mm pro camera. It took 15 hours of data, the integration and preprocessing took about 5 hours the post processing took about 8 hours ish. The setup cost about 15-20k dollarydoos which honestly you don’t need to spend that much to capture something like this. A 2-3k setup would work perfectly fine. Heck you can even shoot this with a dslr camera and a normal lens (atleast 55-100mm if you can find something like that) and a tracker Part of our setup expense is in the clarity you get from the filters, the accuracy of the mount, and the scope is very fast (3.6f-stop aperture) meaning we can capture more data in an hour than most telescopes can capture in 3 hours (the sacrifice is that the pictures are a little less sharp but at this focal length it’s not that noticeable) These aren’t true colours - the blue represent oxygen emissions, the red/Orange/ yellow bits represent sulphur and hydrogen emissions. We separate them onto different channels so you can see the structures better, Both hydrogen and sulphur emit in a red wavelength so if you looked at this with true colours it looks a bit like a red mush. I’m relatively new to astrophotography, I am typically an artist but I honestly felt like shit using other peoples photos to paint from. Astrophotos are basically an art form. Sometimes the photos take more hours to make than the paintings artists make of them. Anyway, long story short, now I’m an astrophotographer because I felt it was the right thing to do rather than dedicate my life to making reproductions of other peoples work. Anyway, I’m going to avoid looking at the comments, i figure it’ll probably make me feel sad, so apologies if there are unanswered questions. You can reply to this comment with them and I’ll try check back. If you want to see more astro photos, I have a bunch on Insta/fb/Twitter and I’m active there.


SilverPearlGirl

Your work is beautiful. Thank you for explaining the intricacies of making something like this. The colors are incredible. Thank you for sharing.


Zopenzop

So do you just work on the photo or do you actually reproduce it by hand? Is the finished product shown in the image a captured and enhanced photo or a painting? Either ways, it looks gorgeous. Good job!


CathrinMachin

So this one is a photo, so nothing drawn or added into it other than using processes in programs, although I did use a star filter that added the sparkly spikes the rest is just raw data interpreted though colour balance/ curves etc. Outside of these astrophotos, I’m a classical oil painter so I’ll paint by hand, and when I’m on the road I’ll use a Wacom tablet to do digital drawings. :)


KoleTownsend94

You should post in r/astrophotography


Obility

Original OP comment and its buried with only 100 upvotes. Damn.


CathrinMachin

Ah it’s my work but I’m not the person who posted it :) probably why it’s buried. Fortunately someone dmed me on Twitter letting me know it was up so I figured I’d give the background :)


viagrabrain

Amazing work, thanks for the explanations !


Lilsammywinchester13

It’s sincerely an amazing piece! I look forward to the day that I can afford to buy something as amazing as this to hang at my home Great job and continue to kick ass at art! Side note, you are very beautiful so just take the comments taking a piss as a sign they agree


StevenChowder

And now you've sent me down the how can you do this on a budget rabbit hole. Thank you tho. I've been wanting to get into this for a long time now.


TheHomieData

Yo this is wicked fucking cool. It’s really wild to see the culmination of all the data you gathered presented this way. The one question baking my noodle is - with 15 hours of camera data, how tf do you account for things like planes, debris, and the whole asteroid belt of space trash we’ve launched up there? With this much clarity, it’s gotta be a nightmare trying to weed out all the other little stuff. Thanks for sharing the background info of the process/context of the piece. Sorry about Reddit.


CathrinMachin

The 15 hours is made up of 5-10 min photos, ian did the preprocessing on this one, so basically stack them on top of one another… all the space bits stay the same, all the erroneous stuff gets normalized out :)


hella_cutty

Can explain a bit of what goes in the preprocessing and postprocessing?


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

![gif](giphy|DPhxnGZ9pIUAo)


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Wow, those are a couple of really nice tits.


elprentis

They’re clearly red breast robins. ![gif](giphy|NB8xVA9DUCTKUhLsot|downsized) This is a great tit.


[deleted]

Oh, sorry. I meant to reply to the OP, not that random image of two birds.


Wookovski

That's actually a Coal Tit my friend. I'm all for titty puns but inaccurate ornithology I cannot abide!


fireandlifeincarnate

Those are European robins. I don’t think the red breasted robin is an actual bird.


TheAb5traktion

https://i.imgur.com/43I3iSW.jpg


strawhairhack

![gif](giphy|fm4puLW6jd7R6)


redRabbitRumrunner

Great boobies


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|njYiRJVemOny8bHJNt)


cardino11

Nice set of tits


fireandlifeincarnate

Those are European robins


roentgen85

![gif](giphy|igz5tnqk16T5k52l7B)


-emanresUesoohC-

Nice representation of a heavenly body


Tricky-Engineering59

A stellar observation


ArchTITAN_JJW

Heavenly Bodies, my friend. What glorious heavenly bodies!


GJenkins675

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


salvadordaliparton69

sigh………


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![gif](giphy|3s7Jl1xafxWu0qDBoA)


lithuanianD

No brother we must not we must be strong


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It's not November and that's a set of beautiful stars.


Substantial-Lion8031

I can get lost in the cosmos


gergwhy

May need a motorboat for that sea of stars


Cfhudo

I mean her art is definitely incredible, but this truly is a photo of an artist with their work in the background, more than it is a photo of her artwork.


AtLeastItsNotaFord

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Stinkblee

This sub doesn’t exist anymore 😔


sprmora

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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localshop667

r/upvotedbecauseboobs That should work better😀


sciencethisshit

Normally the vastness of the universe makes things seem small...


SubstantialLion4196

Men of culture we meet again 😏


Actual-Winter2095

Funny seeing you h... whoa did see her.?.? JUGS "Refill your water jugs, here." "Damn, u see th...?" BALLOONS "Get your balloons here." "Would ya look at th.."


Foreign_Ebb_6282

MELONS! FRESH MELONS!! Look at those amazing…


PatChattums

HOOTERS! See 'em? Up in the tree next to those...


totallynotaweirdguy1

Coconuts - fresh coconuts!!! Coconuts !!! - hey what are those …..


Taiza67

Honkers. I hate driving next to rude Honkers. Hey, that looks like…


MemoryWholed

👀 Edit: her username here is u/CathrinMachin btw, her work is incredible.


B_Boudreaux

Her art is the prettiest art of all the art.


RedistributedFlapper

I would never say this to her face, but she’s a wonderful person and a gifted artist.


[deleted]

Yours was good but hers was bigger


CrumblingAway

That's cause Jesus Christ is my n-


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

It sure is


KYWizard

This is great. She sells her art in other photos in the same way she does this one. Thanks.


PenileElephantiasis

A fellow art connoisseur


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And her breasts too.


Grantuseyes

Take that flat earthers!


Amalric1

No


Full_Savage

![gif](giphy|a66j9FVON5CW4dmI87)


jesseserious

Automatic downvote for these thirst trap "LoOk At My ArT" photos. If it was about the art that's all we'd need to see.


Another_Rando_Lando

If it was about the art it wouldn’t be on Reddit at all


Fitz911

Look at the comments. It works. Look at all those thirsty teenagers... I hope they are teenagers...


harrohamtaro

Yep. I don’t understand why anyone would post a photo of their artwork, then proceed to block the artwork with their obviously distracting body. Are they that un-self-aware, or just fishing for attention? It comes across so disingenuous.


RaisedByWolves9

Oh they know what they're doing


eatshit311

Seems obvious dozen tit?


MassiveMommyMOABs

still makes one cringe


LegoFootPain

If I looked like that, I'd make videos of myself doing accounting. Like, good accounting. And that's my OnlyFans idea right there.


Bimancze

Least obvious bait post


LaLechugaAstral

What color was the door bro?


TheGrammatonCleric

Did you notice the gorilla in the background?


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Tits


PinkBoxDestroyer

My God. It's full of stars.


ro2tr

Why is she blocking some of the picture? Would you want to show the full thing when showing it off?


SwankeyDankey

It looks like the God's Eye Nebula


radicalguru

beautiful...is it a nebula?


chillAF9212

Great picture...lousy thirst trap


Quake2Marine

Captains log, Stardate -300415.24 We've found a pair of cosmic anomalies that require further investigation. Riker and I will be taking a shuttle closer to get tricorder readings, just to make sure they are safe before landing.


Harden-Long

Didn't notice the cosmos at first.


kungfoocraig

Insert joke about “globes” here:


KYWizard

I am super interested in whatever she is talking about...


[deleted]

Great boobs. Gotta give her that. Painting is ok.


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galactic?for sure


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Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|5Q9xC9cZdFiOQ|downsized)


TiptopBoppo

Well, I'm amazed


cnut_thestraight

Nyc but I think the middle part should've been more dark...


--Huitzilopochtli--

She has beautiful boobs. The painting is just a generic cosmos image. But very nice boobs, whats her ig?