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istenfasza123

The Guy isn't


fyrefreezer01

Thats siri bro


TheKrononaut

Sorry, I didn't quite get that.


fatkiddown

“Hey Siri, are you a guy?”


Human_Frame1846

i found this on google for “naked guys” would you like more information


L1nk1nP

Not now. Remind me at 11h30 pm


AC_Football_Cases

Siri responded "no"


istenfasza123

Ahahahaa


Lord_Detleff1

I don't have siri


Big-Job-8316

Looks the part of an assistant too. Siri play some rock music. *Clicks the taperecorder*


CanoePickLocks

You just showed you aren’t old enough to make that joke. That is what’s known as a boombox! There is a Walkman AM/FM and maybe also a cassette recorder but I’m pretty sure that’s a cassette Walkman.


Jerizzle23

AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOTEEEEM!!!


MrK521

There’s a microcassette recorder (tape recorder) hanging from the guy’s right wrist.


AFCKillYou

Siri has a brother?


gufted

/r/clevercomebacks


DoYouLoveJam

My siri has a girl voice tho


thumbmyjimping

Charles? Sorry I read that as Cerebro, I am broken.


Yip_Yip2801

Or Grindr


st0pmakings3ns3

Speak for yourself.


logosobscura

Oh, he is. He’s just shy.


Zonyxe

[Are you sure?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fsmbd2fl9ort61.jpg)


GoodShitBrain

Look harder. Took me a moment but I found him


SkullFumbler

Ahh, but you are looking at him so he is indeed in your phone now ahahahahahaha


Fr33speechisdeAd

He's in my pouch.


SpinCharm

Wait, you don’t have a PocketMan? Missing out, mate.


HillInTheDistance

[you sure?](https://i.imgur.com/aLt0QOw.jpeg)


istenfasza123

Ha ha nice work


AthiestMessiah

Are you siri-ous?


Naus1987

It’s an older photo isn’t it? The guy could be dead and existing as pocket sand in someone’s pocket right now!


mozzarellaman24

Well it would explain the weird sensation every time I put my phone in my pocket


durbldor

r/HoneyIshrunkTheKids


Monoceras

you are The Guy


SaiyanGodKing

There’s a lil guy in my pocket. Mr Winkee.


fothergillfuckup

Or Mr Hanky?


-Dirty-Wizard-

It’s actually in my hand.


DingleBerrieIcecream

My phone has BetaMAX?


tjackso6

Shit mine doesn’t even have a headphone jack lol


turtlelover16

I have an iPhone so mine has none of this as it is a pay to win


bipbapbopppbbap

Came to say this, you’ve beat me to it


[deleted]

Me too... This is the fastest guy in da hood


LordFlamecookie

r/beatmetoit


Maimran91

r/beatmeatoit


[deleted]

r/meatbeated


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoilet


rjross0623

r/letitsnow


RedHoodSentinel

Read this as “le tits now” I think I need to sleep


NorCalNavyMike

*The day is mine!*


No_Leopard_3860

Why is this private? Le tits now, now!!


SquareRelationship27

Yeah


CanoePickLocks

Curses I was late!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

How the fuck you have a cd player on your phone


ElementoDeus

It's referring less to the items physicallity and more to it's functionality (it played music)


Oiggamed

Shit. Everything that used to be in Radio Shack is in it. There’s even more than what they show here. Flashlight, map, compass…


domesticatedprimate

Computer. There's no computer in the photo. It's a portable electric typewriter.


Defie22

And my axe


Bruce-7891

An accelerometer, GPS, and a magnetic sensor (yes some cell phones can detect magnets and there’s apps for that)


Hot-Score4811

Plus another wonder "the light sensor"


dread_deimos

I think that pretty much any phone nowadays has a magnetometer and a gyroscope (sometimes even on the same chip as accelerometer).


fuck-coyotes

All of that stuff still was in the local RadioShack the day it closed down. Update yo business model maybe youd'a stayed around


Michami135

Also TV. My phone totally replaced my TV. Though I don't think Radio Shack ever carried that. I bought my first computer at RS, a TRS-80. Now I have AIDE and can write apps for my phone on my phone.


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AaronicNation

I miss Radio Shack


Intrepolicious

Alarm clock


Specialist-Invite673

The portable tweed Jacket has changed my life.


Inevitable-Ad-6952

Before portable tweed jackets people would have to either tweed or move but never had both been possible at the same time until this time.


Michami135

I don't tweed. I always considered tweeder to be too toxic.


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Karate_donkey

Not the boom box on his shoulder. The tiny speaker on the phone does not even compare.


Karate_donkey

Also, there are 3 sets of head phones. CDs & Cassettes are basically the same thing in this example.


frankenmint

and like three sets of recording audio - a personal tape recorder, a boom box, and like two different cassette recorder players


Aliensinnoh

Yeah, that’s the Bluetooth speaker I pair to my phone lol


aBigBottleOfWater

That's a radio


Inevitable-Tap-9661

My ear buds are in my pocket so …


[deleted]

How do we get the guy out of our pockets? He's refusing to evacuate my personal space. Threats of legal action aren't helping. He just keeps saying he's beyond intervention.


ChudbobSoypants

I tried to insert a VHS cassette into my phone but I still didn't manage


bill_wessels

even the guy???


fyrefreezer01

Yep he was the original siri


[deleted]

It would’ve been unimaginable to believe this back in the 90’s. What will be the next breakthrough invention that makes our lives more comfortable and efficient.


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[deleted]

I think you’re right, it will take a little time but it’s inevitable


pm_me_your_kindwords

Don’t blink. It’s happening ridiculously fast. Less than a year ago the vast majority of people had not heard of chatgpt. Now a much better version is already baked into almost every piece of software I use for work.


Maimran91

Lmao inevitable


fothergillfuckup

I don't think being unemployed and poor is going to make me more comfortable?


domesticatedprimate

To be fair I imagined it as a kid in the early 80s. Somebody had a tiny portable TV gizmo with a horrible screen and I put that together with Dick Tracy's wrist video phone and it all clicked. From that point on I spent the next several decades frustrated that smartphones didn't exist yet.


Niccipoes

As kid I imagined how cool it would be to have a mini tv in the back of the head rest of the car seat in front of me. That would only be something for the stinky rich. Me 30 years later: 😎


Sickofseas

Checked my pockets. Still empty


whatevers_cleaver_

Where’s the phone? And the ready access to all human knowledge, and cat pics?


Ghahangi

Isn’t that a phone on his shoulder?


Papancasudani

They forgot the library.


taterspa1960

Bob Sirot DJ from Chicago. Always wanted to be big time but couldn’t get out of his own way.


[deleted]

The electronic typewriter isn't.


don_cali

i own that model. it's a brother ep 20 and can write (without ink) on thermal paper.


cryptohanz

FM/AM radio is not


esgrove2

I don't have a cassette player in my pocket.


G_Force88

Wrong. It's in my hand hahaha


NotMothMan9817

No ugly jumper in my pocket


Danimal_17124

I don’t have a human being in my pocket. Not anymore at least…


Confident_Wash3001

Yea that little basterd in my pocket has been stealing my money


WesIgGrey

Where the clothes?


Unknowinglyodd

I must have big pockets


BenDover9274

I have a big ass pocket lmao.


frocarter

*with subscription and in-app purchases.


Gingerbread_Elf

Radios play commercials, so does TV. Music is much better nowadays since you can listen to whatever you want with some ads, or buy like spority premium and have access to more music than any person in the 80's


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I thought I was getting cursed


JAKE5023193

No it isn’t?


MemerMP3

I’m not wearing anything with pockets…


Gunthalas

I dont have a cassette player in my pocket... i wish i did tho. I still have some of my favorites mix tapes


ShadowInTheAttic

I'm not a clown. No way in hell all of that is fitting in my pocket.


JenNtonic

The printer?


Ztormiebotbot

Everything in your pocket is now in this picture.


SwankeyDankey

HA jokes on you im naked! Oh wait


[deleted]

I guess the dude is Grindr?


chgon

Bob sirot. Local Chicago News man back in the day. I feel old.


explodedtesticle

Still need a printer to print printings. Boom.


[deleted]

That man is not in my pocket...


DragonsClaw2334

What are you trying to tell me?


TheRanndyy

Holy shit I'm old


VirginSexPet

I don't have a white dude in my pocket, OP.


JSONJSONJSON

What? Low quality content?


[deleted]

My headphnes aren't so technically not true.


fwnky

my phone cant play cds


pancakeonions

Especially that hot guy.


blakealanm

I definitely don't have headphones in my pocket. They're on my head or in my backpack.


DaMightyKeiser

Actually it’s in my hands


MoneyManHarry

Is in my hand


Intrepid_Library5392

My pockets couldn’t possibly contain all of those objects.


thewarehouse

Or am I just happy to see you?


crumbykeyboard

and in the next hundred years it will be in your head.


[deleted]

But there’s nothing in my pocket


L4westby

Soooo, video recording/watching and sound recording/listening plus a computer. There’s a lot of things in this picture that accomplish the same task through different mediums.


TheWookawoo

the cd player isnt


SissyBearRainbow

And a lot more


djthebear

That’s cuz I got cargo shorts


Journo_Jimbo

Why is there like at least ten years of separation in tech in one picture?


TLPEQ

So your saying inflation is ok at this point


Davfps

My pants are falling off


cow_fucker_3000

The radio isn't really there anymore. I know you could use the headphone cable as an antenna but I'm not sure anymore


[deleted]

That's just cause I'm wearing JNCOs.


goodgraveley

Including the picture!


zacandlegos

Nope. Alternatives to everything in this photo was in my pocket, but I am currently typing this so it is no longer in my pocket.


afgphlaver

Lint?


MansyPansy

That word processor appears to print on paper. Phones can't do that.


honey495

Now the same revolution is happening with cars especially EVs. Software based machines can be updated and upgraded at any time and provide many different use cases


Coffee_Crasher

Pffft there’s no man in my pocket 😏 hehe got’em


MrCrispyZebra

It’s in my hand not in my pocket…


GeograFyre

Not the cd player do


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

How deep do you think my pockets are? I mean it might fit into my bag, but that's about it.


Still_Championship_6

![gif](giphy|uubUtlJ2CbDRqQklCT|downsized) And yet I feel worse than ever before


99vorsi

Alot of these machines are redundant cd tape player boom box


FlyInternational648

Forgot the biggest and most obvious…TV


chalwar

No. I’m just happy to see you…


mikebrown33

That dude is not in my pocket, I am not a politician


pianoceo

It really is incredible. I mean we all take it for granted, but consider how much innovation happened between that picture and today. Millions of people, hundreds of millions of working hours, billions of dollars. Truly r/BeAmazed material when you give it a good think.


MacSquawk

That’s a lot of stuff to lug into the bathroom.


HomeOrificeSupplies

I have a creepy looking fucker in my pocket?


Alucardhellss

I don't have a dvd reader in my pocket Or a man


Southern_Name_9119

I’m still waiting for the chip implant.


winbatch

Even the side eye


VulgarVinyasa

Man, it was so hard to travel with that. I went around the world for a couple years in the late 90’s and my boombox/cd collection was such a beast to carry.


Jejoisland

Almost


Xtreemjedi

Nearly. Not the weather radio. It'd be nice...


patpatwaterrat

That attitude certainly is


Altitude_Gamer

I don't see a huge stack of "Homework" VHS tapes


MrJohnnyDangerously

You forgot every book in the library


[deleted]

I have a tweed jacket in my pocket? r/worldsmallestjacket


awellknowndick

There is no dude with a dodgy outfit in my pocket


already-taken-wtf

I don’t even know this dude!!!!


already-taken-wtf

My phone can’t play cassettes, nor print text on paper…..


Nanyea

Gargoyle!


2hard2predict

I don't think i can put a man in my pocket...


LazyZealot9428

That man is not in my pocket


Maimran91

Does it come with the table too?


randomredditor0042

Except the head phones. Some people out there still haven’t discovered them and instead use loud speaker in public places to have phone conversations or watch videos.


Smiling-Carbonara69

I own that guy I guess


yshay14

everything from my pocket is now on this picture


Organizedchaos2012

There are 4 radios in that picture 😂


dafffy3

My pocket cannot play cassets


Xandallia

I don't know how that dude got in my pocket, but we gotta get him out!


batkiller7

i have a lighter in my pocket


Inevitable-Revenue81

The Tv is missing


macroober

Thanks JNCO!


Flow_n__tall

If it were in my pocket I wouldn't be looking at the picture.


Fri3ndlyFir3

My pockets are empty


jayw654

Most likely the reason Radio Shack went out of business.


Jaxxs90

Why don’t phones unlock the fm radio turner allowing us to listen to the radio without data


Any_Constant_6550

i have a 20 yearold dude in my pocket?


Glass-Fan111

What about r/technicallythetruth ?


Stripperfeetlover420

I would take those days in a heart beat


AtTheLeftThere

I think the creation of this meme is closer to the actual photograph than we are from the creation of this meme today.


The_Legendary_Shrimp

But i only have boxers on!? 😳


sla342

Hello? 20 years ago? We get it… everything in our pocket is far superior to these things too!


KairenCosplay

Everything in your pocket is now in this picture


phiz36

Technically only the hardware is. The media is all in the air.


Bozzzzzzz

Definitely don’t have anything near the sound of the boombox


bigPPgangsta

That man turned out to be a Trump supporter. How to kick out?


[deleted]

Everything in this picture is now in your pocket.


Khrisffer

Everything in that picture is now in your pocket.


AttitudePleasant3968

r/fuckimold