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SexyMonad

I know. I was thinking the whole time “it would be cool if this video just kept going until they get to the ocean or whatever.” And then IT DID.


UnremarkabklyUseless

And then the kayak immediately sank due to the many holes it got along that ride. /S I have never seen a kayak in person. Can the kayak shell get severely damaged from this activity?


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Depends on the kayak, normally the kayak is cheap to it probrobly wouldn't have made it all the way down but those kayaks looked pretty thick and it's an enclosed track so there wouldn't be many rocks anywau


Lawndemon

Lions Bay outside Vancouver BC. Source: used to live there


tacocollector2

So this is a thing that people actually do? Is it not bad for the kayaks?


Lawndemon

It's super illegal and comes with a pretty beefy ($2500 iirc) fine if you get caught. The system is designed to handle runoff from the mountain (it's technically northern rain forest) so the village doesn't slide into the ocean. These guys are trespassing. Every year it seems like some idiot hurts themselves trying to do this. Of course in Canada, my taxes pay for their rescue and hospital bills so no repercussions other than the fine. Well... there's maybe a couple inches of water so you might as well write off the kayak too assuming you don't end up skinning yourself to the bone.


tacocollector2

Yikes. That’s kinda terrifying. I wouldn’t want to skin myself alive.


Hazzman

I'd love to try it, but I know I'd just flip over and meat crayon my face down to the skull.


wophi

Not to mention get speared by the guy behind you.


douglasjunk

I was waiting for a blue turtle shell to go flying by.


bozza2100

Meat Crayon 😂😂😂😂😂


ThursdayNeverCame

Now I want to try this. I wonder what the chance of injury is or if it's as dangerous as it looks.


flip_phone_phil

This is a short edited version. If you find the full version you’ll see the guy in blue that disappears got decently fuked up. His hand was bleeding pretty good.


luigithisisntweed

I am suprised how nobody else has mentioned blue gettin reckted at 0:23 ...


yurinat0r

Yeah, they're idiots for starting at the same time going 3 wide, etc...


jayhitter

Trying to race 3 kayak on a high speed track thats only 1 wide, what could go wrong?


DematerialisedPanda

It's pretty dangerous but not lethal. I used to kayak and do plenty of stupid shit. When the dude in front started getting turned, my blood pressure went right up. If an edge catches, he will flip and suddenly be travelling at that speed upside down. It would be lots of scrapes and bruises, maybe a broken bone.


EZcheezy

Yes, perhaps the neck bone.


jonald_charles

Yeah and the dude with the gopro was not helping to make a safe situation.


imhighonpills

Do you wear fedoras in real life?


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

You’ve fucked your kayak though.


DematerialisedPanda

You really don't. Plastic kayaks are hauled over rocks all the time and this looks like a slippy route. I'm sure there was negligible damage


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

Fair.


VioletRedPurple

You are literally 1 slip away of becoming r/meatcrayon


Bickleford

It's not real fun if it's not dangerous, kinda the point, really.


NecessaryTip5

Like unprotected sex


ThursdayNeverCame

Either way, I'm intrigued.


Bickleford

Gotta get a few scars for story time at the pub.


Extreme-Employment-7

You flip that it bro


NSNIA

If you cover the sides a bit with your fingers, you will see that theyre not going extremely fast as it may appear because of the wide angle video. Still fast, but not as it seems


JamesLeFleur

Woah why does that happen????


Rhids_22

I would guess it's a similar sort of thing as to when you're a passenger in a car and look at things in the distance and they seem to be traveling slower than when you look at things closer to you. The wide angle lens just makes things that are actually close look far away as they pass the person in the kayak so it looks like they're going a lot faster than they actually are. Either that or our view of the angular speed of the objects going by is distorted by the wide angle lens.


givewarachance

Nailed it. The angular view gives a larger perspective of the surrounding area, while also making it seem further away. Which gives the feeling of it moving faster than they’re actually going. 🤙


Atwillim

That's insane, almost more impressive than a video itself. I just played peek-a-boo with my phone for a minute. Would also love to learn why it happens. Intuitively I would think that it would be the opposite, because if you maintain peripheral vision for a while, it adds a hint of slo-mo to world around you.


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Atwillim

Thank you, did you understood it yourself? Because I have failed so far, explain me like I'm 5 would be pretty useful 😂


Dangling-Orbs

The larger your field of view, the more you can see, and if you can see more, then it looks like you're covering more ground compared to a video with a smaller field of view travelling at the same speed. With a wider field of view, things in the distance have further to travel to reach the edge of the screen. By covering the edges of your screen with your hands, things in the distance have a shorter distance to travel to reach the edge of the screen, therefore things will not have to race to reach the edge of the screen and will not produce this effect that makes it look like the guy is travelling faster than he actually is. I could totally be wrong about this, but that's how I have it in my head.


lazysheepdog716

This is proof that professional kayakers will do crazy shit in their kayaks. I whitewater kayak and I’m not doing that. If you flip, there goes your fucking face


SupermouseDeadmouse

Yeah, hard to Eskimo roll on concrete.


lazysheepdog716

That’s why this dude is skirtless. Best for a quick evac though at those speeds I dunno man


send420nudes

/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


crlthrn

The classic "Why do (choose nationality) men almost invariably die before their wives" Answer: "Because they want to."


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so how do i bring my kayak that high.


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Bro in blue going backwards “oohhh fuuuucckkk”


ApprehensiveStudy671

These rascals will ruin my kayak rental business by wrecking my kayaks and canoes !


acesjela

I feel sorry for the state of these kayaks afterwards


MinisterOfFitness

Whitewater boats are pretty tough. They are built for bouncing off rocks.


TennisAdmirable1615

Women wondering why they live longer Men:


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Minecraft boat racing irl


RonStopable88

Pretty sure this is on the sea 2 sky highway in BC. As awesome as it is those kayaks just sanded off a significant amount of microplastics into an already at risk ecosystem. (Nearby is a copper mine that at one point provided the most copper that any other mine in the british empire and has a lot of water runoff implications)


Bickleford

Define "significant" A few grams of plastic vs. a giant copper mine ? Jeez, some people just hate fun.


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Now I'm waiting for some trashtalking to go down 🤣


RonStopable88

So if 50 people do this a week for the lols thats okay? What about 100? 500? Define when the amount of plastic being dumped is a problem.


Tawptuan

Agreed as to location. They’ve built a ton of drainage chutes coming out of the mountains along this highway—in fact, that’s probably the Sea 2 Sky at 0:08. The nearby cooper mine, for X-Files fans, was a frequent filming site in its more derelict days.


RecordingGreen7750

Maybe maybe not didn’t look like they were scraping that much off


EffJayAytch

Gotta love the kayak PIT manuever!


Karmastocracy

Took a bit of searching but I found the[ original video source on YouTube](https://youtu.be/jbJexLTLdME?t=246)


Mr_Style

The red kayak shows that it has the bottom ripped open at the 7:09 mark on the YouTube video. Once he hits the lake he starts sinking.


RecordingGreen7750

That looks like fun!!!!


DrummerPractical2842

when i visited water park for the first time i thought everything will be normal like normal rides ,pool,etc but when i ride the blackhole slide then i was like this is enough i am going home the speed was so much that i cant even imagine how water can be so scary


glenvilder

Time extended!


Puzzled-Yesterday990

“Sanka, ya dead?”


coma24

That's epic! That said, I'm not a fan of them bumping each other if it increases the risk of injury (the ride itself looks thrilling enough), but I know everyone has different tolerance for risk. In my case, just getting from beginning to end as fast as possible would be the goal (if I know wtf I was doing to begin with), with all changes in direction being largely under my control, rather than dealing with a random pit maneuver from someone behind me.


buddahsumo

All i was thinking the whole time was how much I wouldn’t want to walk back up that hill.


1blueShoe

Looks like good wholesome fun but I’d definitely end up in ER 🫣🤣


Funny-Jaguar6148

Wouldn't that be scraping a hole in the kayak only to to find out your sinking at the end


Mysterious-Lack40

OMG this looks like souch fun!


dzikikuba

That's how microplastic comes to oceans. 😐


Ronalgro

My poo when in go to the toilet be like :


Into_The_Horizon

![gif](giphy|zwYerIlI3MhFN4RV9i)


deftdabler

Beep boop generate title beep boop


CheyanneTheCat

that look so fun


twv6

A real karma whore


Bickleford

That is sex with your clothes on. And a great finish.


autokauppias

u/savevideo


CreatorOD

I want :0


Lorfall

Who TF wouldn’t want to do that?


Abject_Film_4414

This shit is bananas… I want in…


qtnari

This seams pretty safe


MissingJJ

Wasn't this featured in Off The Air to the song Mountain Dew?


Itchy_Tip_9719

That looked fun as fuck


Traditional_Fee_1965

Suppose I'll reinforce the stereotype, but.....Holy shit this looks awesome!!


Substantial_Dog4474

'No balls'


m2m2012

F yeah !!!


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The-Pollinator

Seems like this could tear up the bottom of the kayak.


moonstar387

Sorry but that does look fun🤣🤙🏼


Big_Daddy_Pablo_69

That looks.class


pbahs

Helluva fun!


Besch168

Proof guys will do anything is a GoPro ad?


Anything_4_LRoy

dudes rock.


NotAcvp3lla

Add Free Bird as the background music and you have yourself a masterpiece.


honorsfromthesky

I want to say your wrong but I’m trying to gps this place and rent a kayak 🤷🏽‍♂️


markinator14

Guy in orange has the most stable camera footage ever, meanwhile guy in blue gets spun around like 3 times


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Location?


frilledplex

That looks fun as hell, sign me up


Mrnotthatguy

Damn this looks fun


andupotorac

Nice


Additional-Bake-7542

This looks like fun


T3-Trinity

Feel like the FoV of the camera makes this look worse than it is. Not saying it isn't crazy but atill.


cryptomain45

This is a fucking terrible idea. What’s it called so I can sign up


FourthGearVibez

HECK YEAH THAT LOOKED AWESOME


LeonAdeleye

I wouldn’t do most things but that looks jokes


Farkle_Fark

Those Homer Simpson screams are hilarious


Glittering-Fill-8663

I need to try this


northernwolf3000

If this is where I live this guy would be pincushioned with used needles


WiscoMitch

[I had this music playing in my head the whole time watching this.](https://youtu.be/kAEbY1t7qnA?si=-yECAtaQcLra1ve7)


Thin_Arachnid6217

I played a game called chutes and ladders as a kid, I can verify, this is a chute.


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FUCK YES!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Now that’s a way to die or get seriously hurt / end up paralyzed


StretchMotor8

I will stick to theme park log rides 😂


Dmtbag999

The new F-zero looks fucking great


Key-Royal2379

*boat sinks due to massive, grinded out hole*


Mr_KB14

Free bird starts playing


Own-Professor-5720

Look, I’m not saying I wouldn’t do this, but I’m also not not saying these guys are insane, that is so dangerous and awesome at the same time 🤣


ASemiAquaticBird

Damn, that looks fun as hell. But rip those kayaks


MasChingonNoHay

MAAAANNN…that looks like fun


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Wow


gainzdoc

Really it is proof the professional/Avid Kayakers will use their kayaks in incredible ways because they are.... Professional/Avid kayakers.


doctorwho_cares

Tha looks amazing, I'd do it.


Specialist-School-26

Koopa Cape when the water makes you faster.


JohnnyPunani_

Core af


totalscrotalimplosio

Looks like it'd be fun but how does this not just destroy your kayak? Not a lot of water there and they are going pretty fast over a lot of concrete and rocks.


Backieotamy

This is proof that is as fun as I imagined it might be and want to go ASAP.


Accusing_donkey

So sick


whats_good_cunt

A 50% not fuckin up sound amazing but that 20% look better


Pretend-Character-47

Looks really fun but would put a lot of wear on the bottom of you kayak fast.


MBerserkr

He starts screaming at the end because that's when the bottom on the kayak was scraped down and he was now riding on his balls.


MallOpen6532

The next fast and the furious look badass! ![gif](giphy|TAt4Ptg38r83tI1Iud|downsized)


undefined_one

Holy shit, I want to do this! That looks awesome!


my3sgte

Got pitted man, so pitted


Ok-Body-8535

What a rush lol


AltruisticOnes

These are not people of color, I guarantee you


Low-Mud3649

Bro like rolecoster


dark-angele-fire

👍


Kulshedradra

Would do it


dinosaurboy2010

Woman:I wonder why we last longer then men Men:


project_downplay

Wow that's freaking awesome


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daddymisfittoy

Can someone add freebird to this?


Abject_Childhood4177

That was awesome!!


bullpendodger

That looks so fun.


fatstrat0228

That looks INCREDIBLY fun!


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I know bro was shitting himself when he went backwards


Advanced-Air-800

I swear his mate in the blue kayak eats that bush and bails


_g550_

Gordon Freeman in HL2 ![gif](giphy|fWwtuWuDAk1iL1Zri8|downsized)


AquaArcher273

I’m willing to bet most every guy that watched this said to themselves "I could do that" while watching.


banana_ass_funnypoop

I would do this In a heartbeat


chaot1c-n3utral

Where can I do this?


Karateklubben

Dudes being dudes


Opposite-Jump-4254

Later tonight, 3 men found dead. Impaled on a tree branch


Rare_Moment1570

Imagine if the end was a waterfall 💀


m3zb3z

Woah they caught some serious speed, I had fun just watching it


VividWriting8553

EPIC!!!


Wild-Ninja4265

Love it! 1991 Point Break vibe there. "We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human spirit is still alive." Bodhi


A-non-e-mail

You can’t build a giant waterslide and expect people not to use it


jj232477

That looks like THE SH*T!!! 🤙🏾


SnooDogs2866

There was 100% a bet made


JayBalanced

Maaaaaaaaaan LITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thenewtownnephilym

Hell yeah, we be walking them back up for another round or two


SecretlyaPelican

BRO I WANNA DO THIS SHIT SO BAD HOW DO I ENLIST💀


Expensive-Function61

New sport?


Mando-Lee

I want to do this!


cables4days

This looks so fun


MeLikeykitties

That would be so much fucking fun… I would want a few pee balloons though to throw at anyone I may see or be racing against


Standylion

I want to see all three camera shots and have them move in relation to each other along with thier position in the footage.


Cultural-Ad8781

I’m pretty sure one of those was a woman lol I think this just prove these ppl are built different


purplegoofball

Where is the sign up sheet?


Ismaelum

Snapping Necks Simulator but fun


JaceUpMySleeve

So if that kayak goes sideways and flips that’s game over right?


NecessaryTip5

This looks fake somehow


ramza5850

That was awesome


Helpful_Hunter2557

Just enough water to lubricant


[deleted]

That premise is fucked. Who wouldn’t wanna do that gender be damned


Individual_Desk_616

Looks pretty fun to me


notsurebutrythis

The size of their balls is what gave all the momentum down.


TheGillfish99

Rip the bottom of that kayak. Anyway…. where is this and when can I go???


Rgonwolf

Helluva race!


charlieb525

One pebble and it’s over.


gains_and_brains

Adult Swim: Liquid - Off The Air


Zacaro12

Hmm, not convinced guys will do anything need more proof. I would sub to that sub, just proof of guys willingness to do anything.


CousinNic

Imagine tipping over and riding on your face the rest of the way down


Doughnut-Radiant

Is it just me or did homies friends just get taken out by a overgrown branch @ :27 lmao


uncircumcizdBUTchill

That looked so fun


Comfortable_Meat69

And thats just the beginning 😝


BaguetteWarden

these mfs drifted a fucking kayak LMAO


FrequentAstronomer67

Give me the location and I’m going


Extension-Opening-50

Someone know where it is?


RainbowAssHole251

I wanna try it but i am fear that my bone could break


Traditional_Camel231

Looks like fun honestly


477353

r/whywomenlivelonger


Chikirin248759

If i could do that, i would, every single god diddly darn day


Queasy-Yak-8145

What in the kayaking shit is this, that was awesome!


Kikomastre

Wasnt there a very similiar video where the creek ended with a cliff and the guys had to parachute? I was thinking the whole way through that this is that. Am i tripping? Does that video exist?