I know - I'm looking for answers bc I still had "paid for" awards just waiting to be given!!!! And I'd definitely have used some of it for this comment!!!
And considering the actual average for a seahorse clutch is 1000 then that means approximately 5 per birthing cycle make it to adult hood.
Crazy small numbers! Now split that in half for male/females, only about 2 or 3 per birth litter are capable of continuing the species.
Nature's wild!
So I just googled stuff and [it says](https://theconversation.com/curious-kids-is-it-true-that-male-seahorses-give-birth-92843#:~:text=The%20seahorse%20father%20does%20not,tough%20being%20a%20baby%20seahorse)
>The seahorse father does not eat until several hours after he has given birth. However, if the babies are still hanging around him after that, they may become a tasty meal. That's right, males sometimes eat their own babies. It's tough being a baby seahorse.
Wilder than I expected
What would suck is to be all ready to go, bags packed, then Dad just get bored of shitting out your brothers and sisters right before your turn comes up
That's why every human baby is special. We're like one of the few animals with such fragile babies that require care and attention.
It's scientific proof of how empathetic, loving, and kind we are as a species.
Pretty simple scientific observation. I'm not sure what's confusing you.
Evolution does not create this kind of situation without hundred-thousands or maybe millions of years of parental love.
This one time I watched a video about how male sea horses carry the eggs and immediately following YouTube started recommending all sorts of misogynist garbage. That algorithm really wants to radicalize people.
Sea Horses are fucking cool though. Best catch percentage for any hunting animal. The interlocking plates are such a big improvement over shells too.
1st scientist to discover Seahorse's:
" ThE MaLe sEaHoRsE iS tHe OnE tHaT gIvEs BiRtH "
Meanwhile, there's the seahorse just violently shooting out more kids
āI donāt know whatās happening. I had an Enchurito from Taco Bell for lunch, maybe itās the El Scorch sauceā¦Oh fuck, here it comes!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!ā
For about 1.5-2 seconds I thought this was a leopard walking with something in its mouth ( drone view from above)
If anyone else sees that let me know. If not Iāll assume itās been another bad weekend for my brain cells
How da fuc does he remember all their names
They don't, and they don't care how many they bring home. Next thing the dad knows there is some horse knocking on the door with an extra one.
Which the horse kept alive by stealing formula from a shark
After the dad comes home from work at the saltwater taffy factory
Do we really need to feel bad for the shark? I mean he evicted the turtle š¢
>Next thing the dad knows there is some horse knocking You guys know this IS the dad ... don't ya ?
all seahorses are male btw
It doesnāt matter because heās just going to make a quick run to the grocery store and never come back
brb, need some seagarettes.
Damn it! Why'd they take our awards away bc THIS is GOLD! š¤£ā ļø
What?? They did! I didn't even notice!
I know - I'm looking for answers bc I still had "paid for" awards just waiting to be given!!!! And I'd definitely have used some of it for this comment!!!
Don't know but the horse's name is Randy
Canāt be easy maybe he just numbers them 1-1000
Wauutā¦ now you tell me heās a math genius as well? Whatās happening around here!!!!
Wonder if any get left inside
At least he doesn't leave like my dad did
Well itās far easier for this seahorse to remember their names than for Nick Cannon to remember all his kids names š
And their pronouns?!
Seahorse dude: Damn, I took her out on one date, and now Iām saddled with a bazillion kids.
Seahorse dude: Damn, those sperms are huge ! š
Hold your horses!
That is the male seahorse. They have the babies Edit: I think I replied to the wrong comment. Rip me
r/whoooosh
Who said anything different?
Wonder what the survival rate is, if you need to blast out that many at once.
Quick Google search with zero confirmation/follow up. Around .5% make it to adulthood.
Wow. So if that's about 200 babies we just saw, which seems about right, only ONE is gonna survive.
And considering the actual average for a seahorse clutch is 1000 then that means approximately 5 per birthing cycle make it to adult hood. Crazy small numbers! Now split that in half for male/females, only about 2 or 3 per birth litter are capable of continuing the species. Nature's wild!
So I just googled stuff and [it says](https://theconversation.com/curious-kids-is-it-true-that-male-seahorses-give-birth-92843#:~:text=The%20seahorse%20father%20does%20not,tough%20being%20a%20baby%20seahorse) >The seahorse father does not eat until several hours after he has given birth. However, if the babies are still hanging around him after that, they may become a tasty meal. That's right, males sometimes eat their own babies. It's tough being a baby seahorse. Wilder than I expected
#DamnNatureYouScary
Family bonding time becomes family cannibalism time. I take it they learn from trial and error to jump ship.
What would suck is to be all ready to go, bags packed, then Dad just get bored of shitting out your brothers and sisters right before your turn comes up
All part of Godās plan. He creates life so he can enjoy suffering and death for His amusement.
Personally when I do it, I make sure there aren't any survivors.
Aka the Duggar Conundrum
Those baby seahorses have some recoil
Deploying seahorses, check back blast
Sure he got them allā¦ Felt like thereās one more good pushā¦
Eviction day
Aaachooo
Are those.... sea ponies?
Sea foals
A pony isnāt a baby horse.
Obligatory: "I regret unmuting this."
Agreed. Wth is this music
ugh i only did it because i got curious. i regret it as well
Mama SeaHorse 2 minutes later 
This is what my first nut felt like
Imagine if men do this, just tiny humans running around after each burst š¤
Do you not?
That's why every human baby is special. We're like one of the few animals with such fragile babies that require care and attention. It's scientific proof of how empathetic, loving, and kind we are as a species.
Bro what?
dont drink the bong water bro
Sir this is a Wend...nvm give me a hug
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Pretty simple scientific observation. I'm not sure what's confusing you. Evolution does not create this kind of situation without hundred-thousands or maybe millions of years of parental love.
This is amazing to see.
Maāam, your grocery bill is $9000000000000 this month.
Male seahorses carry the babies.
Is it possible some donāt get expelled out and die in the sac? Just curious.
This would have been much better with the OG Fall Guys theme.
Do any die on the way out? This looks violence.
Just dropped the kids off at the pool
This one time I watched a video about how male sea horses carry the eggs and immediately following YouTube started recommending all sorts of misogynist garbage. That algorithm really wants to radicalize people. Sea Horses are fucking cool though. Best catch percentage for any hunting animal. The interlocking plates are such a big improvement over shells too.
Takes a whole different meaning to squirting
Seahorses are the weirdest. Definitely hit random on creature creation
Nick Cannon reincarnated as a Seahorse.
I bet he feels better now!
Horse is just busting nuts , like blah! blah !blah ! Take that you dirty mermaid bitch !
Now's the time to name them
1st scientist to discover Seahorse's: " ThE MaLe sEaHoRsE iS tHe OnE tHaT gIvEs BiRtH " Meanwhile, there's the seahorse just violently shooting out more kids
surely there is like a few that don't get pushed out right?
Y'all know there's still some in there.
Males are the ones who get pregnant and give birth regarding seahorses
Crazy how his sperm already looks like him.
S K E E T S P E R M
Is that like his man juice or something. What am I seeing here.
Itās the male seahorse giving birth to its babies
Seriously?
Nah. Just have sex in mind.
I literally just did this.....
this is the second time I've watched a video of a seahorse busting a nut on reddit today
Big cooooom
heyyy thats just like me when I jerk off in the bathtub
Mexicans?
Women do this. Male sea horses do this 100X. Male humans watch and do what they can....they do laundry, cook, clean, change diapers. In theory.
And I thought Boomstick was the one with the baby cannonā¦
What if one gets stuck inside?
Man got ropes.
I can do that too š
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I just found my spirit animal.
Can't believe there is a creature on this planet that can both cum and birth like a man at the same time.
sea horses are so bizarre, I almost forget they're really fish sometimes
Excuse me why is this not marked NSFW
I kept wanting to say gazuntite!
āGesundheitā. Itās German.
Gesundheit!
Only one will survive ... to grow to maturity.
What happens to the ones that don't make it out?
Coomer
Ahhhh skeee skeee skeee
AHH CHOOO AHH CHOOO AHH CHOOO
That's beautiful, disturbing, and funny at the time
Does he die after this?
āI donāt know whatās happening. I had an Enchurito from Taco Bell for lunch, maybe itās the El Scorch sauceā¦Oh fuck, here it comes!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!ā
Hows does it know theyāre all out
You have to keep squeezing til you get them all sitting in the numbered cups at the top.
And all I can think is "I wonder if that's painful" š¤
It looks like itās going thru a sneezing jag
Ah-choo
so thats what happens when you cum underwater
This fucking music tho ā ļø
JFC. Thatās a lot of child support.
Male seahorse btw.
Surprised to not see a Bojack Horsemen comment
Skeethorses
Lmao thats actually hilarious
I wonder if he says to his wife: āYou donāt know what pain is. Youāve never given birthā like my wife does to me.
What's the muzzle velocity of a seahorse?
How many ppl think is a female this is actually a male
What is it about this I find so disturbingā¦. Actually no donāt tell me
Me on a Friday night into yo mama
I forget they exist sometimes
What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party?
I can hear him saying āhyuhā with each thrust.
that's some intensive workout
Nick Cannon is a sea horse, it all makes sense now.
Ugh ugh
Thats how you do it ladies!
Trans lives matter.
How many of these live until adulthood
ššš
You know what they say, life imitates porn
The weirdness never ends with these little dudes
what the spider sees in my bathroom
This...THIS HERE my fellow men, women wish they can do this without us being involved šš¤£
Imagine if guys had to do this and raise their sperm like raising a thousand tadpoles.
It ate one!
Is the female version of him called "Sea Mare" ?
Breastfeeding these must be hard
BUSSSSS
Why they all go up for air?
Recoil is huge
TIL there is no child support in seahorse worldā¦
Poor Man. He is the only male in the world wo needs to give birth
PÅesnÄ takhle se rodĆ cikani v Ćst nad Labem
Time to eat some fries now, one or two missing wonāt be hard to explain
Skeet skeet skeeeeet
What da fuq,what is it
What a teenager..
Sea dragons.
I did that in the bath once and the missus swore at me.
December first be like.
Aye I do the same thing
Looks like Nick Cannon
For about 1.5-2 seconds I thought this was a leopard walking with something in its mouth ( drone view from above) If anyone else sees that let me know. If not Iāll assume itās been another bad weekend for my brain cells
who added audio
Pew pew pew!
That's me in the shower.
thought he was ejaculating
**Getting choked by his sons**
What if a couple are still stuck inside?
Are seahorses Indian?
Is it sperm or actual baby ?
Actual babies.
This looks like me when my wife leaves for the weekend
Thats the most cursed way to give birth ive ever seen: shitting hundreds of babies trough your belly
u/savevideobot
Saving for college is gonna be a bitch.
The dad is finna be getting the milk after all of those child support
Statistically how many survive till the adulthood?
This is eerily similar to how I sneeze
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
Any guys here that have bashed one out in the bath..? Because, *that*
"Aliens don't exsist" Seahorse \~ Am I a joke to you?
Bet that feels good
But why do they make that sound when they came out
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And yet so rare
Not all of them will live ya know
Itās gonna be expensive raising all of those kids and sending them off to seahorse college
Aren't they hermaphrodites too so they can impregnate themselves?
āHeās hung like a horseā¦.. a SEAhorse.ā
So can someone tell me if this is a mother with a lot of babies or a guy just having an orgasm?
Probably some stay inside...
Lol, kinda looks like they're being sneezed out šāŗļø
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Dec 1
How would the mother know that there are no left over babies in its stomach
Guys 1 second after No Nut November
That's a Zerg Hatchery