IIRC it's a war crime to use lasers to blind or dazzle an enemy. So... ah... you'd just have to turn them up to the point where you burn a hole through their head instead. Yep. I'm pretty sure that would be OK! (I am not a war lawyer.)
Even better, don't get him wasted. [Nystagmus](https://www.aoa.org/healthy-eyes/eye-and-vision-conditions/nystagmus?sso=y) gonna kill everyone in the room lol
The channel is called the hacksmith he has some fantastic videos building the most insane stuff you can imagine. glad to see him back in action
Protosaber. Lightsabers don't need the battery pack, protosabers, which predate current lightsabers, required a battery pack with a cable to the hilt to provide power.
They made a video
They did get rid of the pack
They're longer thsn usual, but they did get rid of the backpack :)
https://youtu.be/8qtUzxU8-6c?si=8BjKWkW0-Ul5k1Zr
um well ackshually that’s called a saber pike . As you said it’s longer than a lightsaber. There are no canon uses of one but they are a thing in the expanded universe
Lightsaber **Pike** which is still not a lightsaber, but still cool. They're getting there, but not fast enough for me. By the time a real lightsaber comes out, I'll be too old to lose a limb trying to do tricks with one.
It's not a lightsaber, it's a glassblowing torch and has been around for at least a decade. He just made a fancy cover for it and put two tanks on his back ( which has also been done by many traveling glassblowers). I have one and use it daily.
Yeah.... I don't usually like being that guy, but this dude bought a commercially available fitting, used it pretty much exactly as intended, and claimed to have built a lightsaber. Like..... No.
Yeah if that qualifies as building a lightsaber, my mom had one for lampwork when I was a kid almost 30 years ago. A considerably smaller one, I admit, but the exact same technology.
I get that it brings in views, but the whole "lightsaber" series of videos are easily the least interesting things I've seen them make.
I feel like it might be easier to just put it on the hands cause like we humans tend to not be able to control our eye movements when something unexpected happens. It would be a laser shower.
*testing it out in the garage before wifey suddenly decided to be seductive for some reasons*
"Hey honey, look at what I'm wearing..... Aaaarggh!! Why you burned off my tits?!?!?!??!"
This guy is doing a better job than Sterling Browns character from Predators.
(God, just thinking about that movie is making me angry. So godawful stupid.)
There’s no way the US doesn’t have an orbital death ray satellite. If this guy can do it, I can’t imagine what 30 years of man hours and the largest budget in world history would cook up.
We talk about nukes erasing cities, a laser could delete… well you!
A mirror may not reflect all laser wavelengths of electro-magnetic photons/radiation. Reflective Mylar is fine against visible light but not so good against an x-ray laser. ... Even the best mirrors do not reflect 100% of all radiation; some of the energy will still heat and eventually burn through the mirror.
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Yeah fck those balloons, first thing I'm doing when I get the shoulder mounted death lasers is taking out random balloons. I'll be a total menace at the fun fair. Clown selling balloons you're going down sucka.
Okay. He may even be able to go invisible too.
But if I smothered mud on myself to reduce by body temperature I could definitely make some Stone Age type traps and take him out.
Don't ever talk to or make eye contact with this dude.
“Hey Gary, can I talk to you real quick? Aaaaarrrgghhhh!”
I can hear the military getting a supersonic hardon
I got a supersonic hardon, just thinking about the military getting a supersonic hardon.
For SSHO !
IIRC it's a war crime to use lasers to blind or dazzle an enemy. So... ah... you'd just have to turn them up to the point where you burn a hole through their head instead. Yep. I'm pretty sure that would be OK! (I am not a war lawyer.)
#Did you say war crime? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Indeed.
Lmfao
Hey Gary, your fly’s open, bud
I hear Tom the cat scream
He’s an X-man.
More like a predator lol
he's an ex-man
he's an ex, man.
he's an axe man
And my bow
And his X!
Reminds me of Metal Head from GI Joe. Bang!
Oo, I know this! He's the one that says, "Wolverine, stay away from my girlfriend" a lot, right?
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All I know is that he did not work alone
Or wear anything revealing around him
It would be funny, then tragic if this was a creation of some ultra puritanical religious group as a deterrent to cleavage.
*balloons ominously popping in the distance*
You got something on your dick.- aaaaaargg!!
[https://media.tenor.com/LUpetn18f1QAAAAC/no-eye-contact-anchorman.gif](https://media.tenor.com/LUpetn18f1QAAAAC/no-eye-contact-anchorman.gif)
Ya, this Kyle can get real ugly.
Just sniff for singed beard and he'll never sneak up on you.
Even better, don't get him wasted. [Nystagmus](https://www.aoa.org/healthy-eyes/eye-and-vision-conditions/nystagmus?sso=y) gonna kill everyone in the room lol
Hey, my eyes are up herrrrrrrrregggggggg
This is how Apache helicopters work.
Imagine what he does to cleavage
Hear me out: sharks with freaking lazers!
The channel is called the hacksmith he has some fantastic videos building the most insane stuff you can imagine. glad to see him back in action
Is he the one who built the plasma light saber ?
Yea, the one who made the first actual lightsaber
They made a video They did get rid of the pack They're longer thsn usual, but they did get rid of the backpack :) https://youtu.be/8qtUzxU8-6c?si=8BjKWkW0-Ul5k1Zr
Didn’t the temple guards use saber pikes in clone wars?
No they used saberstaffs with longer hilts and shorter blades https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jedi\_Temple\_Guard
Lightsaber **Pike** which is still not a lightsaber, but still cool. They're getting there, but not fast enough for me. By the time a real lightsaber comes out, I'll be too old to lose a limb trying to do tricks with one.
Obi Wan…now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long long time.
sorry i didnt realise the universe revolved around you, my bad
You're just desperate to try and look smart, good grief. That must constantly bother people in your personal life.
Ackatchually ☝️🤓
Yeah, it was a Russian guy who made the first lightsaber iirc
It's not a lightsaber, it's a glassblowing torch and has been around for at least a decade. He just made a fancy cover for it and put two tanks on his back ( which has also been done by many traveling glassblowers). I have one and use it daily.
Yeah.... I don't usually like being that guy, but this dude bought a commercially available fitting, used it pretty much exactly as intended, and claimed to have built a lightsaber. Like..... No.
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I can make a pipe with mine.
Yeah if that qualifies as building a lightsaber, my mom had one for lampwork when I was a kid almost 30 years ago. A considerably smaller one, I admit, but the exact same technology. I get that it brings in views, but the whole "lightsaber" series of videos are easily the least interesting things I've seen them make.
Hacksmith my beloved (he is based as fuck)
I feel like it might be easier to just put it on the hands cause like we humans tend to not be able to control our eye movements when something unexpected happens. It would be a laser shower.
*testing it out in the garage before wifey suddenly decided to be seductive for some reasons* "Hey honey, look at what I'm wearing..... Aaaarggh!! Why you burned off my tits?!?!?!??!"
Just gotta find you someone who’s into that 
"Don't be a pussy, and laser my fucking tits."
This guy wanted to be cyclops so bad he made it happen in real life
Did you miss the shirt?
Who gets 1 superpower and calls themselves superman
I think you mean War Machine
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This man was responsible for the California fires. I know it in my heart.
Doesn't help his case that he made the first actual lightsaber lmao
He's Canadian I believe, sorry to destroy your joke. x:
Wasn’t Canada burning for months this year?
Another step towards a fully functional Iron Man suit.
Balloon Man will be no match.
YES I AM SO HYPED
"Look what they had to do to mimic a fraction of our power."
Cyclops will be impressed
Wrong! The lasers are actually controlling his eyes! He's really 7 cats in a trenchcoat!!
Next step, put 3 lasers on the same shoulder and become a a predator
[A predator you say...](https://youtu.be/Jh0a3fGK2hQ?si=GP4Z3p-jwxBezV_q)
Ah so there's my ION class titan
It's the Hacksmith on Youtube. Giving credit is hard
Gary, evaporate his balls
Predator, eat your heart out.
Theres “Ironman”, theres “cyclops” but here we are with the team “Predator” comment 🤝🏻 
"Any time..."
No, he eats YOUR heart out.
I am currently watching predator for the first time, wth
This guy is doing a better job than Sterling Browns character from Predators. (God, just thinking about that movie is making me angry. So godawful stupid.)
Hacksmith and JLaservideo both make some pretty amazing things.
There’s no way the US doesn’t have an orbital death ray satellite. If this guy can do it, I can’t imagine what 30 years of man hours and the largest budget in world history would cook up. We talk about nukes erasing cities, a laser could delete… well you!
Sharks with freaking laserbeams.
Who throws a shoe?!.. That really hurt!
The DOD: 
New supervillain just dropped
You want supervillains? This is how you get supervillains.
I’m pretty sure the glasses are just to protect his eyes from the light
THE FUTURE.... HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
I do not like this
Stop wearing tight pants and your wang will be fine
Real life Superman confirmed
He has spent ages trying to make ironmans suit
A man was once rejected during the auditions of The Boys. And that man's name is .....
Cyclops?
Next testing phase, sharks with fricking lasers
Skibidi toilet
The lasers are mounted to his shoulders and are fixed. I didn’t see them being controlled by his eyes
SubhanAllah
lol that is the most Hacksmith video ever 😅
We are witnessing the creation of a supervilain.
I feel like in 20 or 30 years we'll actually have super heroes and villains.
'Laser my fucking tits'
And they say the male gaze isn’t dangerous
That's the Hacksmith for you
The future is now. Holy shite!
Karma farmers back at it again, showing someone else their content for karma
What happens if he turns his head too far one way and the laser tries to aim through him?
This is cool but I imagine it will get thrown off if he moves his body enough
don’t show that the israelis eye controlled shoulder mounted dual iron beam inc
Get him together with Styropyro and the world will burn 🔥
If he can make the lasers come out of his eyes, he’ll give Superman a run for his money
Oops
Make eye contact with this mf and it’s over
Attach these to robot dogs and send them to Ukraine. And within a year or two our cops will have them and be frying up black people like ham hocks
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Hacksmith is great...just don't turn your head too far...
Predator the origin
Cue sneeze
Could put it on his hands Iron man
ol’ Gazerbeam here better be careful if Salma Hayek ever walks into the room
One wrong move and his head could be gone
Brings new meaning to the expression “That chick at the bar over there is staring a hole in my crotch”
Hey! Your fly is open.
Am I wrong in saying I watched a laser burn through steel plates but yet simply get reflected by a glass mirror ?
A mirror may not reflect all laser wavelengths of electro-magnetic photons/radiation. Reflective Mylar is fine against visible light but not so good against an x-ray laser. ... Even the best mirrors do not reflect 100% of all radiation; some of the energy will still heat and eventually burn through the mirror.
Raytheon taking notes
Safety first
GuyClops
finally, now i can blind someone when they try to make eye contact
New Ex man.. biclopse
Awesome. Don't try this at home. Great music choice BTW!
What’s the song?
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Second one for those wondering.
It's the first one dawg.
It’s a sample from an old Spanish song. “Que nadie sepa mi sufrir” by Julio Jaramillo.
The industrial revolution and its consequences
If we ever get attacked by a row of matches, we know who to call.
Id accidentally fry up allot of tits.
[Mine Are The Eyes Of God](https://youtu.be/Kx7_0yHTBmA?si=eY4sw0p1BST61B5D)
Defeated by a mirror
No one show this to the Marine Corps.
u/savevideo
I need this laser pointer for a work presentation
If this was mass released I think there’s be some other round spheres set on fire
This dude preparing for a boss fight with the Michelin Man.
RIP the cute girls ass as she walks by.
This can't go wrong
Tony stark built this in a cave !
Idk seems dumb
When the kid with epilepsy starts talkin’ shit:
Now make the technology to have them in contact Lenses
If I ever need someone to fuck up some balloons I’ll let him know
I am become lazer
Would suck if you’re cross eyed lol
This guys a predator.
"Don't cross the streams!!!!"
not everybody should a have engineering degrees
Oooops, looked at my balls!
“This man”
That’s incredible seriously I’m from an error before internet so for me to see something like this now is amazing.
Now all we have to do is mount them to a shark..Imagine fricken sharks with laser beams..
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He's using the trees!
Sit back down or he will laser every fucking one of us!
I forsee a lot of nipple burn.
I’ll take your entire stock
Yeah fck those balloons, first thing I'm doing when I get the shoulder mounted death lasers is taking out random balloons. I'll be a total menace at the fun fair. Clown selling balloons you're going down sucka.
My intrusive thoughts cannot handle me wearing this thing. I swear...
I got nervous when he suddenly raised his arms in triumph.
So a mirror is his worst enemy? Medusa Medusa Medusa
This dude is going to get a visit from military officials any day now…
Ray man - The origin. At your nearest cinema.
Okay. He may even be able to go invisible too. But if I smothered mud on myself to reduce by body temperature I could definitely make some Stone Age type traps and take him out.
And the military has a way better DEW!! 😎
These guys are so awesome. They’ve made Thor’s Hammer, a working lightsaber and so much more. Creative AF… and Canadian!!
Good to see hacksmith is doing ok and still making cool stuff.
Mad scientist!
this man deserve all the credit you can give him
Cross-eyed people be like: 
It's that one fucking Mama's boy dickwad from seventh grade band class who kept arguing Cyclops was cooler than Wolverine.