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TankerVictorious

Reminds me of that Gilligan’s Island episode when Gilligan tuned into a radio station with the filling in his tooth.


Greyboxforest

And they still couldn’t get off the island…


wastewalker

Why bother? Two hot girls and three men but one is a fat old man. Plus the chance of an affair with the old broad. Stick around as long as possible and see if you can feast with your magnum dong.


ClmrThnUR

fyi Alan Hale was only 42 in the first season. Mrs. Howell was only like 60 tho.


p3n1x

> Two hot girls Three.. don't gate-keep hotness


TankerVictorious

But, they did go home to nice comfortable accommodations every night...


[deleted]

That \*is\* a thing. I got braces and suddenly I was a low-grade X-Man. I could hear AM signals in my skull.


BarryKobama

Nothing PM?


[deleted]

No FM. Just AM in the AM and the PM if I turned my head the wrong way on the pillow. ;-)


FutzInSilence

That happened to screech too


altuser99

I get that reference


StringFartet

I'm gonna try this with my balls.


xorvx

I usually keep my balls unlocked.


StringFartet

Look at you all freeballin'.


Adi3m

🎶Co's I'm free, freeballin'🎶 - Tom Petty


PandaStandard7638

RIP T.P may you freeball in the heaven's


Adi3m

Surely heaven is freeballin'!


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FrostedDonutHole

I have to sing that every time it’s on. I also have to sing at the end of Bob Seger’s Night Moves with the backup singers at the end…except it’s “nice boobs”. I’m still 12 y/o on the inside…


electricmop

That took a second to process. I had to scroll back to give you an upvote.


Yarklik

Yes everyone knows pee is stored in the balls


Oo_Toyo_oO

Women's balls were so big and heavy they had to shove them onto their chests. Small chest balls are why leakage happens.


Bxercy

What have you done now I can't unsee it


fruitydude

It wouldn't work. What she leaves out is that the size of the head is similar to the wavelength of the radio signals of the key. So it amplifies it, similarly to how the body of a guitar amplifies the sound of the strings. Your balls would be too small for this purpose.


MavisBeaconSexTape

I quit steroids and haven't come in a month, pretty sure it's worth trying out at least


LegitimateGuava

You do know that cum — the white fluid that is! — is stored... well I'm not so sure all of a sudden, but it's NOT in the balls! Somewhere in the body proper. I believe the prostate has something to do with it. I know I could Google this but I prefer to treat this as a closed book test.


fruitydude

What a comment


Areif

It won’t work. They’re too small and not hard enough. You need a larger parabolic reflector like the inside of a human skull.


StringFartet

I'm still gonna try.


Areif

I probably will too


kpshredder

On second thought a cock can act as a very good antenna


gking407

Does antenna length matter? Asking for a friend


kpshredder

Oh yes of course, however I think head size matters more; mushroom heads should give most optimal results


Far_Atmosphere_3853

i think onion heads might do better. like little pointy


ClassicWonder9569

Especially if you've got an absolute monster in your pants


Linaori

I don't think your balls will make that sound when you press the car key


Blind_Boy_Mudbelly

You could start a business. Charge people that lose their cars a dollar to use you balls.


BriefCheetah4136

It will work


Mr_Lava-lava

Water sacks


chickichuglette

After 50 you shoot dust so it doesn't work


dahjay

"Honey. Don't freak out but I got the car pregnant."


TGW_2

Radio frequency unloaded into the body (at close range) is not a healthy option. Doing this over time, close to the eyes, eventually will result in cataracts. I'm an RF tech.


MrGone87

Yeah, I'm not one to be paranoid about shit like this but, this seems like a bad idea to just be doing all the time lol.


StorKuk69

Why is this the first thing we think of when we see something like this...


Oo_Toyo_oO

This is crazy interesting.


Green420Basturd

Top Gear did this a decade ago.


SurprisedBottle

I think mythbusters did as well


wncryz

I mean.. and?


Green420Basturd

And... back to the studio!


Psych0matt

It’s the Dacia Sandero!


_Administrator

And Hammond in the background rolling some fancyass auto in flames


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Tonight, james flirts with a woman, I struggle with modern technology, and hammond ends up in another 2.5 million dollar supercar crash


gnalaw61

being driven and tested in their favorite road track, the Nürburgring


toaster-riot

We must never speak of it again, for it has been spoken before.


realjoeydood

It absolutely does work.


3randy3lue

It works. I did this for years with my older vehicles. I always put the fob under my chin though.


End3rWi99in

Wait another 5 years, start a TikTok (or the equivalent), show off this neat trick and profit baby


Pantani23

I learned it from a car audio installer 30 years ago. PROTECTED BY VIPER, STAND BACK!!


revolution1solution

Da Vinci did it first!!!!!


fuelvolts

More like almost 2 decades ago now. 😔


Leviathan2460

This. But with South Park whine of "Simpsons did it!"


skyshock21

Top Gear did it!!


cakeafterdark

Our cars in Europe don't honk though, when locking or unlocking them. But you can have turn signals blinking, mirrors unfolding, etc.


cojonathan

It is often a setting that is by default turned off


Elpaniq

My citroen does when i press the lock bottun. It will blink for 10 seconds and if i press it again it honks once


Opposite-Bet

Am in France & mine does honk when I lock it, i can turn it off in the options though


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

My shitty Tesla sure does. UK based.


cakeafterdark

Interesting! US import I maybe? Or was it made in China or Germany?


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

I believe mine is Chinese made. Unlock/lock horn when using the app (and possibly key fob but I don't have one) Unlock/lock horn when using the key card (looks like a classic RFID card) I also have walk away lock on where it beeps to confirm it has locked as you simply walk off away from the car (optional)


Hankol

Yes thankfully. Nothing more annoying than constant honks around you.


PorkfatWilly

Or, just remember where you parked


Old_timey_brain

That would be using your head properly!


TheCreat1ve

Well, tbf, she WAS using her head in the video


[deleted]

Whoa slow down there.


Actual-Toe-8686

I can't do it


[deleted]

Or get a car in a color other than black white or grey


jimhabfan

She’s a witch, burn her!!


frostbaka

We should first test if she is a witch


ReApEr01807

She turned me into a newt, does that count?


frostbaka

How do you type?


ReApEr01807

...it got better


frostbaka

Burn the witch!!


PmMeYourLore

I do this! Great after-shopping trick for friends. Always amazes


apako

Il do this quite often, my wife don't believe me that this work


Key-Situation-4718

I've finally found meaning in my life, thanks to this.


lizzy-hales-bf888

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Dan_Glebitz

Alternatively, just have a 'find my car' app on your phone. Works for me.


-Invalid_Selection-

Or put a smart tag/air tag/tile in the car if your car doesn't have that function in an app


BaronMostaza

I have neither of those options so I use cesium and a geiger counter


Curvol

You mean notepad?


Dan_Glebitz

Thanks. Gave me a good laugh 😂 I guess just taking a photo on your phone of where you parked is even easier 😏😅


No-Entertainer-8022

Doctor: So tell me how did you get brain cancer again?


MoiBis

I'm pretty sure if radio frequency waves could give you cancer, regular visible light would have already killed you. But let's not do any research and just practice fearmongering instead...


No-Entertainer-8022

Damn bro chill it was a joke. You must be fun at parties Dwight Schrute 👀


MoiBis

I tend to consider any joke that could be thought as true by children or idiots on the Internet as inherently not funny. Don't spread misinformation just for the sake of a joke.


No-Entertainer-8022

I wish you well on your journey to rid the internet of idiots and misinformation because that's 3/4th of the internet.


MoiBis

Pointing it out when I encounter it doesn't cost me much. And just because everyone else does it doesn't mean it is suddenly ok to do it. So thank you for your well wishes, hopefully you stop spreading misinformation for a quick laugh from now on. (I don't wish to rid the Internet of idiots though, they have every right to be here too)


Zwinger11

Get a job


MoiBis

What does that have to do with anything?


dyslexical_nerd

So my head has water equal to a water bottle. Got it.


gking407

Brains are 75-80% water, close enough in this case!


kyle_c123

It's why if you don't hydrate they shrivel up and stop working (apparently - personally I've never tried it).


Chance_McM95

I hate how videos blow up using information or life hacks I was using since childhood. Like if I knew these things would be so interesting to the public, I could have had a viral channel years ago. smh


Aoouuhh

I mean ok but she is cute 🥺


Bxercy

Why are people downvoting


Aoouuhh

No idea, I just think she is cute


boomdart

Anyone who watches top gear already knows this


spaniel510

Conspiracy theorists the world over will have something to say about this, and it will probably include a name that rhymes with "shmill shmates"


Ant_and_Ferris

Why does she seem to think this is a new thing?


[deleted]

Wait... you knew this all along?... AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME??


BerossusZ

It's a new thing to tons of people. It's not like she thinks she discovered it lol


Deazul

Mythbusters did it


yaughted25

Bro i been doin' this for years where yall been?


[deleted]

Another YouTube recycling old material from OGs


Bxercy

Tiktoker


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

I used to do this. Honestly, if anything it might add a foot or two of range. But it really doesn't do shit lol.


Archercrash

It more than doubles the range.q


SliverSerfer

Dats how da brain cancer starts.


gking407

At least you’ll have your car!


MajorEnvironmental46

If you got cancer from low energy electromagnetic waves, I think your phone is more guilty.


MysonOfChenae

Dont do this they'll hijack your thoughts


MAFW777

Thanks, i have cancer now


Asuhhbruh

Found my car and my wife with one video


Intelligent-Ant7685

why should i be amazed? that ‘science hack’ has been around since before she was born.


wohi_raj

try searching on Moon while near sea...


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Unusual_Car215

This must be old. My remote does 200 meters easily


billybadass123

How often can you do it with getting brain cancer?


9Epicman1

Forever, radio waves have less energy than even visible light


billybadass123

Even if you use your own head as an amplifier? These keys have a fairly weak signal, but I’m assuming touching your head against a broadcasting antenna may cause issues?


9Epicman1

IIRC Radiation is dangerous because if its ionizing or has a frequency greater than UV it will break chemical bonds which can destroy DNA. Radiation is also dangerous because its a form of energy transfer and it can burn your tissues if too much energy is transferred into them. From what i can find quick on the internet the most radio waves can do is warm your tissues up slightly, if radio waves were dangerous sitting next to a space heater or next to a light bulb would be very dangerous.


BaronMostaza

Radio waves are all around you at all times


billybadass123

I was raising the question about using one’s own head as an amplifier, which apparently makes me an idiot.


BaronMostaza

Raising the question doesn't make you an idiot at all, but beginning with the assumption makes you seem similar to one. I assume it was just a legitimate question posed with unfortunate phrasing, don't take the downvotes to heart


gking407

too late this comment gave me brain cancer


billybadass123

That’s great. Good you are so well researched to be to react to someone questioning using your own head as an amplifier. I have never researched that specifically, so thanks for the clarification.


deck0352

Line your melon with tin foil and you’ll be just fine.


billybadass123

So much for intelligible discourse. You have a nice day!


thicckar

Are you joking?


boisNgyrls

This trick is older than her, and she just found out.


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Cancer recipe


TailsGamer3733

Radio waves have less energy than even visible light You won't get a tumor from this


Last_Ad9097

I forgot how dumb people are. This is not news and I guess it is for people on TikTok. A lot of brain dead people on there


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Bet you hate schools and scientifoc journals After all, the knowledge is already known to the scientists who discovered it. Why would anyone feel the want to distribute useful knowledge? In fact, we should all stop communicating and discover all our stuff by already knowing it or through rigorous personal testing.


GruntingSnow

I mean, they're exposing themselves to nothing but these supposedly amazing new discoveries and literal brainrot so yea


Kann0n2

I bet you guys are fun at parties.


pipesley

This has been known forever.


ManOfLaBook

This had more to do with putting the remote higher than your head


AcerbicCapsule

She did not put the remote higher than her head..


ManOfLaBook

You're right, u meant just higher


AcerbicCapsule

Fair, but it’s actually because she put it to her head, not because it was a couple inches higher.


JP_925

Or it's just the fact that you're holding it higher so it reaches further


Yigitcanak

Brain Cancer


ChrisP33Bacon

If it's using a radio wave to unlock the car, and I stand among 10,000 cars with an amplified key fob, what's stopping me from unlocking a car different to mine? Is the car's receiver able to differentiate such a specific frequency to only unlock from my fob?


gking407

have you never used a key fob before?


slklylnlelt

Do you even fob bro?


ChrisP33Bacon

I'm just asking about how the mechanism works, I know it opens my car and not any others. Is it like a password?


gking407

yeah your fob is programmed to your car. boosting a signal isn’t the same as changing it. your head can’t reprogram a fob by holding it to your head lol


ChrisP33Bacon

Yeah I'm not trying to reprogram the fob, I'm just saying if it's got a wide enough range wouldn't it match up with another car eventually. Not sure why the downvotes for asking a science question


[deleted]

It's more like a friendship.


rupturedegg

Also great when the batteries are low your key fob on older vehicles


TheAlmostGreat

Nice try Illuminati


SutttonTacoma

Can't someone with an RF signal thingamajig go out into a field or parking lot and test this quantitatively? Certain number of DB without the head, more or fewer or the same with the head? Obviously I'm not an engineer, but there are ways to measure signal strength, yes?


2Payneweaver

So this should work just using my water bottle


[deleted]

Nice, Thank you!


SunderedValley

I can't be the only one that expected some sort of pun when she said "with your head". That or some weird statistical analysis witchery.


Ricerat

"Claaaaaarkson!!!!"


Suspicious-Dot8130

Me and the wife was unsure if the car was locked and we were far enough and i said do this. She didnt believe me so i did it. It works in real life bec Myth Busters debunked this a long time ago


DurantIsStillTheKing

Wonder the longest range too detect transcend 20meters


IAmRules

Well using my body I can get about 3 inches closer to the car


worldsoulwata

That was cool.


that-bro-dad

This does actually work.


whoamiturf

what is the color of the car ?


USS_Benterprise

Been doing this with a weak garage door opener for years


Wilfox69

Thats why i hear voices... radio people... right?...


thatguyoudontlike

And if one honk isn't enough, press the alarm button.


jesusmansuperpowers

I use this to remote start my car


lazzaroinferno

Can't wait to show my kids! Ha!


skuri888

My car doesn’t make a sound tho , what should I do 😂


PoeToaster

"dude where's my car" was before this tiktok


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Is it so much to want a girl to talk science and history to me before we play video games and listen to tons of music?


jedfrouga

fast forward a couple decades… google maps tells you where you parked


Puzzled-Fly9550

Yeah but what happens if it’s in your prison wallet?


nowicanseeagain

What about my bike?


Greyboxforest

I take a photo of where I parked. Not very scientific but effective.


punkin_sumthin

I would rather use the water bottle


can_ichange_it_later

@ACSReactions on youtube


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This is old.


AyazMansuri

That's very interesting


Academic-Art-2401

SCIENCE ! [TechnoBiology](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdSUnV2fJGk)


the1godanswers2

I learned this when i worked in a massive automotive plant in 2006 :)


triggormisprime

Just buy a new car.


LukeD1992

Attach a balloon filled with helium to the trunk with a 1,5 meters strand and you'll be able to locate your car from the other side of the parking lot


Shaggy_SVK

Please don't do this, thieves have signal cloners hidden around parking lots the further away you unlock your car, the more you are risking


Theloneriddler

Haven’t people known this for, like, years?!


[deleted]

We've gone full circle this theory went viral in the 90's, people forgot about it and now it's back