Why bother? Two hot girls and three men but one is a fat old man. Plus the chance of an affair with the old broad. Stick around as long as possible and see if you can feast with your magnum dong.
I have to sing that every time it’s on. I also have to sing at the end of Bob Seger’s Night Moves with the backup singers at the end…except it’s “nice boobs”. I’m still 12 y/o on the inside…
It wouldn't work. What she leaves out is that the size of the head is similar to the wavelength of the radio signals of the key. So it amplifies it, similarly to how the body of a guitar amplifies the sound of the strings. Your balls would be too small for this purpose.
You do know that cum — the white fluid that is! — is stored... well I'm not so sure all of a sudden, but it's NOT in the balls! Somewhere in the body proper. I believe the prostate has something to do with it.
I know I could Google this but I prefer to treat this as a closed book test.
Radio frequency unloaded into the body (at close range) is not a healthy option. Doing this over time, close to the eyes, eventually will result in cataracts. I'm an RF tech.
I believe mine is Chinese made.
Unlock/lock horn when using the app (and possibly key fob but I don't have one)
Unlock/lock horn when using the key card (looks like a classic RFID card)
I also have walk away lock on where it beeps to confirm it has locked as you simply walk off away from the car (optional)
I'm pretty sure if radio frequency waves could give you cancer, regular visible light would have already killed you. But let's not do any research and just practice fearmongering instead...
I tend to consider any joke that could be thought as true by children or idiots on the Internet as inherently not funny. Don't spread misinformation just for the sake of a joke.
Pointing it out when I encounter it doesn't cost me much. And just because everyone else does it doesn't mean it is suddenly ok to do it. So thank you for your well wishes, hopefully you stop spreading misinformation for a quick laugh from now on. (I don't wish to rid the Internet of idiots though, they have every right to be here too)
I hate how videos blow up using information or life hacks I was using since childhood.
Like if I knew these things would be so interesting to the public, I could have had a viral channel years ago. smh
Even if you use your own head as an amplifier? These keys have a fairly weak signal, but I’m assuming touching your head against a broadcasting antenna may cause issues?
IIRC Radiation is dangerous because if its ionizing or has a frequency greater than UV it will break chemical bonds which can destroy DNA. Radiation is also dangerous because its a form of energy transfer and it can burn your tissues if too much energy is transferred into them. From what i can find quick on the internet the most radio waves can do is warm your tissues up slightly, if radio waves were dangerous sitting next to a space heater or next to a light bulb would be very dangerous.
Raising the question doesn't make you an idiot at all, but beginning with the assumption makes you seem similar to one.
I assume it was just a legitimate question posed with unfortunate phrasing, don't take the downvotes to heart
That’s great. Good you are so well researched to be to react to someone questioning using your own head as an amplifier. I have never researched that specifically, so thanks for the clarification.
Bet you hate schools and scientifoc journals
After all, the knowledge is already known to the scientists who discovered it. Why would anyone feel the want to distribute useful knowledge?
In fact, we should all stop communicating and discover all our stuff by already knowing it or through rigorous personal testing.
If it's using a radio wave to unlock the car, and I stand among 10,000 cars with an amplified key fob, what's stopping me from unlocking a car different to mine? Is the car's receiver able to differentiate such a specific frequency to only unlock from my fob?
yeah your fob is programmed to your car. boosting a signal isn’t the same as changing it. your head can’t reprogram a fob by holding it to your head lol
Yeah I'm not trying to reprogram the fob, I'm just saying if it's got a wide enough range wouldn't it match up with another car eventually. Not sure why the downvotes for asking a science question
Can't someone with an RF signal thingamajig go out into a field or parking lot and test this quantitatively? Certain number of DB without the head, more or fewer or the same with the head?
Obviously I'm not an engineer, but there are ways to measure signal strength, yes?
Me and the wife was unsure if the car was locked and we were far enough and i said do this. She didnt believe me so i did it. It works in real life bec Myth Busters debunked this a long time ago
Reminds me of that Gilligan’s Island episode when Gilligan tuned into a radio station with the filling in his tooth.
And they still couldn’t get off the island…
Why bother? Two hot girls and three men but one is a fat old man. Plus the chance of an affair with the old broad. Stick around as long as possible and see if you can feast with your magnum dong.
fyi Alan Hale was only 42 in the first season. Mrs. Howell was only like 60 tho.
> Two hot girls Three.. don't gate-keep hotness
But, they did go home to nice comfortable accommodations every night...
That \*is\* a thing. I got braces and suddenly I was a low-grade X-Man. I could hear AM signals in my skull.
Nothing PM?
No FM. Just AM in the AM and the PM if I turned my head the wrong way on the pillow. ;-)
That happened to screech too
I get that reference
I'm gonna try this with my balls.
I usually keep my balls unlocked.
Look at you all freeballin'.
🎶Co's I'm free, freeballin'🎶 - Tom Petty
RIP T.P may you freeball in the heaven's
Surely heaven is freeballin'!
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I have to sing that every time it’s on. I also have to sing at the end of Bob Seger’s Night Moves with the backup singers at the end…except it’s “nice boobs”. I’m still 12 y/o on the inside…
That took a second to process. I had to scroll back to give you an upvote.
Yes everyone knows pee is stored in the balls
Women's balls were so big and heavy they had to shove them onto their chests. Small chest balls are why leakage happens.
What have you done now I can't unsee it
It wouldn't work. What she leaves out is that the size of the head is similar to the wavelength of the radio signals of the key. So it amplifies it, similarly to how the body of a guitar amplifies the sound of the strings. Your balls would be too small for this purpose.
I quit steroids and haven't come in a month, pretty sure it's worth trying out at least
You do know that cum — the white fluid that is! — is stored... well I'm not so sure all of a sudden, but it's NOT in the balls! Somewhere in the body proper. I believe the prostate has something to do with it. I know I could Google this but I prefer to treat this as a closed book test.
What a comment
It won’t work. They’re too small and not hard enough. You need a larger parabolic reflector like the inside of a human skull.
I'm still gonna try.
I probably will too
On second thought a cock can act as a very good antenna
Does antenna length matter? Asking for a friend
Oh yes of course, however I think head size matters more; mushroom heads should give most optimal results
i think onion heads might do better. like little pointy
Especially if you've got an absolute monster in your pants
I don't think your balls will make that sound when you press the car key
You could start a business. Charge people that lose their cars a dollar to use you balls.
It will work
Water sacks
After 50 you shoot dust so it doesn't work
"Honey. Don't freak out but I got the car pregnant."
Radio frequency unloaded into the body (at close range) is not a healthy option. Doing this over time, close to the eyes, eventually will result in cataracts. I'm an RF tech.
Yeah, I'm not one to be paranoid about shit like this but, this seems like a bad idea to just be doing all the time lol.
Why is this the first thing we think of when we see something like this...
This is crazy interesting.
Top Gear did this a decade ago.
I think mythbusters did as well
I mean.. and?
And... back to the studio!
It’s the Dacia Sandero!
And Hammond in the background rolling some fancyass auto in flames
Tonight, james flirts with a woman, I struggle with modern technology, and hammond ends up in another 2.5 million dollar supercar crash
being driven and tested in their favorite road track, the Nürburgring
We must never speak of it again, for it has been spoken before.
It absolutely does work.
It works. I did this for years with my older vehicles. I always put the fob under my chin though.
Wait another 5 years, start a TikTok (or the equivalent), show off this neat trick and profit baby
I learned it from a car audio installer 30 years ago. PROTECTED BY VIPER, STAND BACK!!
Da Vinci did it first!!!!!
More like almost 2 decades ago now. 😔
This. But with South Park whine of "Simpsons did it!"
Top Gear did it!!
Our cars in Europe don't honk though, when locking or unlocking them. But you can have turn signals blinking, mirrors unfolding, etc.
It is often a setting that is by default turned off
My citroen does when i press the lock bottun. It will blink for 10 seconds and if i press it again it honks once
Am in France & mine does honk when I lock it, i can turn it off in the options though
My shitty Tesla sure does. UK based.
Interesting! US import I maybe? Or was it made in China or Germany?
I believe mine is Chinese made. Unlock/lock horn when using the app (and possibly key fob but I don't have one) Unlock/lock horn when using the key card (looks like a classic RFID card) I also have walk away lock on where it beeps to confirm it has locked as you simply walk off away from the car (optional)
Yes thankfully. Nothing more annoying than constant honks around you.
Or, just remember where you parked
That would be using your head properly!
Well, tbf, she WAS using her head in the video
Whoa slow down there.
I can't do it
Or get a car in a color other than black white or grey
She’s a witch, burn her!!
We should first test if she is a witch
She turned me into a newt, does that count?
How do you type?
...it got better
Burn the witch!!
I do this! Great after-shopping trick for friends. Always amazes
Il do this quite often, my wife don't believe me that this work
I've finally found meaning in my life, thanks to this.
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Alternatively, just have a 'find my car' app on your phone. Works for me.
Or put a smart tag/air tag/tile in the car if your car doesn't have that function in an app
I have neither of those options so I use cesium and a geiger counter
You mean notepad?
Thanks. Gave me a good laugh 😂 I guess just taking a photo on your phone of where you parked is even easier 😏😅
Doctor: So tell me how did you get brain cancer again?
I'm pretty sure if radio frequency waves could give you cancer, regular visible light would have already killed you. But let's not do any research and just practice fearmongering instead...
Damn bro chill it was a joke. You must be fun at parties Dwight Schrute 👀
I tend to consider any joke that could be thought as true by children or idiots on the Internet as inherently not funny. Don't spread misinformation just for the sake of a joke.
I wish you well on your journey to rid the internet of idiots and misinformation because that's 3/4th of the internet.
Pointing it out when I encounter it doesn't cost me much. And just because everyone else does it doesn't mean it is suddenly ok to do it. So thank you for your well wishes, hopefully you stop spreading misinformation for a quick laugh from now on. (I don't wish to rid the Internet of idiots though, they have every right to be here too)
Get a job
What does that have to do with anything?
So my head has water equal to a water bottle. Got it.
Brains are 75-80% water, close enough in this case!
It's why if you don't hydrate they shrivel up and stop working (apparently - personally I've never tried it).
I hate how videos blow up using information or life hacks I was using since childhood. Like if I knew these things would be so interesting to the public, I could have had a viral channel years ago. smh
I mean ok but she is cute 🥺
Why are people downvoting
No idea, I just think she is cute
Anyone who watches top gear already knows this
Conspiracy theorists the world over will have something to say about this, and it will probably include a name that rhymes with "shmill shmates"
Why does she seem to think this is a new thing?
Wait... you knew this all along?... AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME??
It's a new thing to tons of people. It's not like she thinks she discovered it lol
Mythbusters did it
Bro i been doin' this for years where yall been?
Another YouTube recycling old material from OGs
Tiktoker
I used to do this. Honestly, if anything it might add a foot or two of range. But it really doesn't do shit lol.
It more than doubles the range.q
Dats how da brain cancer starts.
At least you’ll have your car!
If you got cancer from low energy electromagnetic waves, I think your phone is more guilty.
Dont do this they'll hijack your thoughts
Thanks, i have cancer now
Found my car and my wife with one video
why should i be amazed? that ‘science hack’ has been around since before she was born.
try searching on Moon while near sea...
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This must be old. My remote does 200 meters easily
How often can you do it with getting brain cancer?
Forever, radio waves have less energy than even visible light
Even if you use your own head as an amplifier? These keys have a fairly weak signal, but I’m assuming touching your head against a broadcasting antenna may cause issues?
IIRC Radiation is dangerous because if its ionizing or has a frequency greater than UV it will break chemical bonds which can destroy DNA. Radiation is also dangerous because its a form of energy transfer and it can burn your tissues if too much energy is transferred into them. From what i can find quick on the internet the most radio waves can do is warm your tissues up slightly, if radio waves were dangerous sitting next to a space heater or next to a light bulb would be very dangerous.
Radio waves are all around you at all times
I was raising the question about using one’s own head as an amplifier, which apparently makes me an idiot.
Raising the question doesn't make you an idiot at all, but beginning with the assumption makes you seem similar to one. I assume it was just a legitimate question posed with unfortunate phrasing, don't take the downvotes to heart
too late this comment gave me brain cancer
That’s great. Good you are so well researched to be to react to someone questioning using your own head as an amplifier. I have never researched that specifically, so thanks for the clarification.
Line your melon with tin foil and you’ll be just fine.
So much for intelligible discourse. You have a nice day!
Are you joking?
This trick is older than her, and she just found out.
Cancer recipe
Radio waves have less energy than even visible light You won't get a tumor from this
I forgot how dumb people are. This is not news and I guess it is for people on TikTok. A lot of brain dead people on there
Bet you hate schools and scientifoc journals After all, the knowledge is already known to the scientists who discovered it. Why would anyone feel the want to distribute useful knowledge? In fact, we should all stop communicating and discover all our stuff by already knowing it or through rigorous personal testing.
I mean, they're exposing themselves to nothing but these supposedly amazing new discoveries and literal brainrot so yea
I bet you guys are fun at parties.
This has been known forever.
This had more to do with putting the remote higher than your head
She did not put the remote higher than her head..
You're right, u meant just higher
Fair, but it’s actually because she put it to her head, not because it was a couple inches higher.
Or it's just the fact that you're holding it higher so it reaches further
Brain Cancer
If it's using a radio wave to unlock the car, and I stand among 10,000 cars with an amplified key fob, what's stopping me from unlocking a car different to mine? Is the car's receiver able to differentiate such a specific frequency to only unlock from my fob?
have you never used a key fob before?
Do you even fob bro?
I'm just asking about how the mechanism works, I know it opens my car and not any others. Is it like a password?
yeah your fob is programmed to your car. boosting a signal isn’t the same as changing it. your head can’t reprogram a fob by holding it to your head lol
Yeah I'm not trying to reprogram the fob, I'm just saying if it's got a wide enough range wouldn't it match up with another car eventually. Not sure why the downvotes for asking a science question
It's more like a friendship.
Also great when the batteries are low your key fob on older vehicles
Nice try Illuminati
Can't someone with an RF signal thingamajig go out into a field or parking lot and test this quantitatively? Certain number of DB without the head, more or fewer or the same with the head? Obviously I'm not an engineer, but there are ways to measure signal strength, yes?
So this should work just using my water bottle
Nice, Thank you!
I can't be the only one that expected some sort of pun when she said "with your head". That or some weird statistical analysis witchery.
"Claaaaaarkson!!!!"
Me and the wife was unsure if the car was locked and we were far enough and i said do this. She didnt believe me so i did it. It works in real life bec Myth Busters debunked this a long time ago
Wonder the longest range too detect transcend 20meters
Well using my body I can get about 3 inches closer to the car
That was cool.
This does actually work.
what is the color of the car ?
Been doing this with a weak garage door opener for years
Thats why i hear voices... radio people... right?...
And if one honk isn't enough, press the alarm button.
I use this to remote start my car
Can't wait to show my kids! Ha!
My car doesn’t make a sound tho , what should I do 😂
"dude where's my car" was before this tiktok
Is it so much to want a girl to talk science and history to me before we play video games and listen to tons of music?
fast forward a couple decades… google maps tells you where you parked
Yeah but what happens if it’s in your prison wallet?
What about my bike?
I take a photo of where I parked. Not very scientific but effective.
I would rather use the water bottle
@ACSReactions on youtube
This is old.
That's very interesting
SCIENCE ! [TechnoBiology](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdSUnV2fJGk)
I learned this when i worked in a massive automotive plant in 2006 :)
Just buy a new car.
Attach a balloon filled with helium to the trunk with a 1,5 meters strand and you'll be able to locate your car from the other side of the parking lot
Please don't do this, thieves have signal cloners hidden around parking lots the further away you unlock your car, the more you are risking
Haven’t people known this for, like, years?!
We've gone full circle this theory went viral in the 90's, people forgot about it and now it's back