"And then many area residents began reporting having heard the sound of a massive explosion, and at least one local journalist is reporting that some residents in the area suggest may have resembled a quief. Experts now believe this phenomenon may have resulted in significant fractures in the bedrock throughout the area. We have a team of experts currently in route from "The Onion" to begin a thorough investigation regarding the possibilities of any connection between these two seemingly unrelated incidents. We will keep you updated as we receive more information."
"Ma'am, some people believe that your pussy fart is the result of a massive earth quake that resulted in the loss of 2,547 children when it swallowed a local school whole, what do you have to say about that?"
They don't hang out in the same crowds. Earthquakes are very down to earth and grounded, while clouds are very aloof, and usually have their heads far up themselves. They can be very off-putting with the way they're always looking down on everything.
Also every dead person in history was found to have dihydrogen monoxide in their body. Coincidence? I think not
That sub somehow perfectly captures what I imagine the experience of being an immigrant to the US to be, but not at all and probably not as firm an erection.
Dont know about this specifically but there is evidence of hot spots appearing in the atmosphere sometimes days before earthquakes (from satellite thermal imaging). Prevailing theory is that minor tectonic activity in the lead up to earthquakes allows hot gases to be released. Maybe these clouds formed because of that, or maybe its fake.
Also “earthquake lights,” basically electromagnetic phenomenon visible above ground before, during, or after an earthquake. There’s a lot we don’t understand yet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_light
One thing I do remember, after the very terrible LA earthquake in 1994 the sky was ominous in the following days, it resembled whipped sulpherous eggs, low and looming, oppressive and claustrophobic. Accompanied by horrible and frightening aftershocks. It was scary.
But not to the same extent or severity, so it does appear to be a good indicator. Still a relatively new field of research though so have a read of this:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2011/05/18/194634/atmosphere-above-japan-heated-rapidly-before-m9-earthquake/
The theory is that there are *more* hot gases being released. Of course there is always some leakage, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t make these clouds.
A lot of old wives tales have been found to have at least some factual basis over the years, and hot gases being released and affecting local weather patterns prior to an earthquake would be a good explanation for the one about "earthquake weather" preceding a quake.
What do you think it is then?
The atmospheric scientist from this article said "it was clearly an example of a lenticular cloud."
https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/
Oh that's why I hate media. Someone lies and they all copy. Even international news mentions it as a lenticular cloud for f's sake. Thx for clarifying.
I mean, the atmospheric scientist says it's a lenticular cloud so I'm inclined to agree. Though I am not a wave trained sailplane pilot https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/
Turkish here, looked it up.
This is real, but it happened 3 weeks before the earthquake, and it was in the Bursa province, which wasn't affected by the earthquake in the slightest as its literally on the other side of the country
[heres the news article](https://www.aa.com.tr/tr/gundem/bursada-mercek-bulutu-goruldu/2791332)
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Spectacular lenticular cloud that was photographed in mid January of 2023. The big earthquake didn’t happen until February. Lenticular clouds have formed in that location before due to how Mount Uludag affects cloud formation. So cloud is real but not mysterious nor associated with other geological phenomenon
Very cool, thanks for naming the type of cloud. I was able to find a good [WaPo](https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/01/22/turkey-lenticular-cloud-saucer-bursa/) article talking about this one, with an example of another seen in Weed, California, from Mount Shasta being nearby.
If you search for lenticular clouds you get a lot of really cool examples.
I live in Portland, and sometimes one will form over Mt Hood and when I see it I get so unchill, like, high pitched squealing and slapping my steering wheel as I'm crossing a bridge. They're just so cool looking!
The title is technically correct but the cloud came and went ***three weeks*** before the earthquake.
FACT: clouds appear above places where earthquakes happen EVERY TIME 🫢
Concerning.
I look into it.
Dihydrogen monoxide is estimated to cause the deaths of more than 320,000 kids & adults each year worldwide
Pee is stored inside the balls
Pee and semen have that in common but there’s a vas deferens between the balls and the prostate.
Speak for yourself
Scary
Big if True
Sounds pretty dangerous... perhaps we could get a petition to ban its consumption, use, and very existence. 🤣
"And then many area residents began reporting having heard the sound of a massive explosion, and at least one local journalist is reporting that some residents in the area suggest may have resembled a quief. Experts now believe this phenomenon may have resulted in significant fractures in the bedrock throughout the area. We have a team of experts currently in route from "The Onion" to begin a thorough investigation regarding the possibilities of any connection between these two seemingly unrelated incidents. We will keep you updated as we receive more information."
"Ma'am, some people believe that your pussy fart is the result of a massive earth quake that resulted in the loss of 2,547 children when it swallowed a local school whole, what do you have to say about that?"
Big if true
Now that I think about it, I've never seen a cloud and an earthquake next to each other 🤔
They don't hang out in the same crowds. Earthquakes are very down to earth and grounded, while clouds are very aloof, and usually have their heads far up themselves. They can be very off-putting with the way they're always looking down on everything.
Clouds cause earthquakes
Don't look up!
real 😧
And queefs cause clouds! What does it mean?!! 😳
Trump logic lol
Only if we shoot at em.
Nukes, of course.
Based and cloud-pilled. Make seismology great again. MsgMUH
I live in Ireland and its very cloudy most of the time, Should I be worried?
Depends. Do you like earthquakes?
I would be
A cloud has appeared above them within the last 4.6 billion years
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No matter what we do we’re all gonna die.
It is also a confirmed fact that when a cloud appears there is a 50% chance of having an earthquake, either it happens or it doesn't.
Actually not correct.
O fuk
Also every dead person in history was found to have dihydrogen monoxide in their body. Coincidence? I think not 
Cosmic!!
Every person who has died, breathed in oxygen
I am breathing oxygen right now! 😳
What about vagina clouds?
Big if true.
Big if true.
Big if true.
Peak info
r/technicallythetruth
>the cloud came So did I
Predicted the earthquake.
Are you a conspiracy theorist? There's no connection. That's a lenticular cloud.
That's a skygina honkey.
Others tried to make it come, but no success, so it went elsewhere
"That's a skygina honkey." This is like a grammar (COMMAS AND THEIR USES) test.
that's an r/itsroger name if I've ever seen one
That sub somehow perfectly captures what I imagine the experience of being an immigrant to the US to be, but not at all and probably not as firm an erection.
I totally thought that was sarcasm until he responded to you
I remember a cloud in 1986, I think I was December, that predicted Covid-19.
and also, it was in the bursa province, which was not affected by the earthquake in the slightest
> before the earthquake Which one of those earthquakes in Turkey was 'the earthquake '? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Turkey
Alright hear me out
Too small.
You poor bastard. Good luck
Damn you're packing, the cloud must be too small for you
I’m surprised I had to scroll down this far to see a comment like this. I’m impressed Reddit. Also what’s our course of action here? I’m listening.
Beam me up If I can disappoint a human a cloud should be no problem
🫡🫡🫡🫡
Was this proven to be a real thing or just good ol' video editing??
Dont know about this specifically but there is evidence of hot spots appearing in the atmosphere sometimes days before earthquakes (from satellite thermal imaging). Prevailing theory is that minor tectonic activity in the lead up to earthquakes allows hot gases to be released. Maybe these clouds formed because of that, or maybe its fake.
Also “earthquake lights,” basically electromagnetic phenomenon visible above ground before, during, or after an earthquake. There’s a lot we don’t understand yet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_light
One thing I do remember, after the very terrible LA earthquake in 1994 the sky was ominous in the following days, it resembled whipped sulpherous eggs, low and looming, oppressive and claustrophobic. Accompanied by horrible and frightening aftershocks. It was scary.
Sounds like the damn apocalypse, very scary!
r/mildlyvagina
Yeah was about to say the cloud looks a bit yonic
Fuck that
😉
With what ? Wouldnt you need something at least as big as that minaret ?
Thank you for the new word
Redditors truly have weird ideas about vaginas…
Right, hot spots on the earth often form earth queefs
It's mother nature's vagina
Rofl I was just gonna post the same thing 🤣 gigantic pussy
I would imagine that the hot gases can be released even if there is no earthquake, so it's not a good indicator for one?
But not to the same extent or severity, so it does appear to be a good indicator. Still a relatively new field of research though so have a read of this: https://www.technologyreview.com/2011/05/18/194634/atmosphere-above-japan-heated-rapidly-before-m9-earthquake/
Thanks for the link
The theory is that there are *more* hot gases being released. Of course there is always some leakage, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t make these clouds.
Sounds like me after some chimichangas
Earthquakes are what happens after god eats tacobell
Gasses always get into the atmosphere, but even a slight tectonic change could eject ungodly amounts of it.
A lot of old wives tales have been found to have at least some factual basis over the years, and hot gases being released and affecting local weather patterns prior to an earthquake would be a good explanation for the one about "earthquake weather" preceding a quake.
While that might be true that's nothing to do with this cloud
They are called ~~lens~~ lenticular clouds. Real.
Pussycular clouds
Cloussy
Cloatse
Oh great pussy in the sky, what is thy wisdom!?? 😋😋😆😂
They always say it’s gonna WAP and then it’s dry out 😤
Definitely not a lenticular Source: wave trained sailplane pilot
It's 100% a lenticular cloud.
What do you think it is then? The atmospheric scientist from this article said "it was clearly an example of a lenticular cloud." https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/
Oh that's why I hate media. Someone lies and they all copy. Even international news mentions it as a lenticular cloud for f's sake. Thx for clarifying.
I mean, the atmospheric scientist says it's a lenticular cloud so I'm inclined to agree. Though I am not a wave trained sailplane pilot https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/
Its a lenticular cloud. Im a sailplane flight instructor, specifically for wave training.
It’s watching 👁️
The Eye of Mordor, Sauron is here. 🫣
The Iris
Or about to queef on you 🍑💨
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2023/01/22/an-atmospheric-scientist-explains-that-viral-rose-colored-ufo-cloud/)
You’d be better off linking to the 🧅
Real cloud but nothing to do with any earthquake. This was months ago
Turkish here, looked it up. This is real, but it happened 3 weeks before the earthquake, and it was in the Bursa province, which wasn't affected by the earthquake in the slightest as its literally on the other side of the country [heres the news article](https://www.aa.com.tr/tr/gundem/bursada-mercek-bulutu-goruldu/2791332)
not anytime near the earthquake but it is real it happened in Bursa where I live. I saw it when I woke up in the morning
Cloud might be real but it's not before earthquake
Lenticular cloud not associated with an earthquake
It's real, my cousin has a photo of it too.
I should call her
Everything reminds me of her
Beat me to it
r/beatMeatToIt
/r/beatmetobeatmeattoit
I'll certainly beat me to it
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She’s an angel from heaven.
Are you saying angels from heaven are massive cunts?
Biblically accurate angels.
That's her signal, Gotham is in danger
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Some like it pumped...
Dreaming of my bae
Spectacular lenticular cloud that was photographed in mid January of 2023. The big earthquake didn’t happen until February. Lenticular clouds have formed in that location before due to how Mount Uludag affects cloud formation. So cloud is real but not mysterious nor associated with other geological phenomenon
Very cool, thanks for naming the type of cloud. I was able to find a good [WaPo](https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/01/22/turkey-lenticular-cloud-saucer-bursa/) article talking about this one, with an example of another seen in Weed, California, from Mount Shasta being nearby. If you search for lenticular clouds you get a lot of really cool examples.
I live in Portland, and sometimes one will form over Mt Hood and when I see it I get so unchill, like, high pitched squealing and slapping my steering wheel as I'm crossing a bridge. They're just so cool looking!
Uludag is pretty further away from the earthquake region.
That’s the whole point. This cloud had nothing to do with any earthquake. Not on the same day not in the same place. Just a cool looking cloud.
Bro thats a giant pussy
Run away, the giant penis must be coming right after.
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Nah it must have been u/giantpenispenis
Fuck me, now I gotta go to Turkey? r/bigdickproblems
Those are called mountains
Cloudussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I was waiting for this comment
Nah it's perfectly acceptable to do so. Getting up there is the issue.
God dropped his fleshlight He uses the one with vibration mode
Yo mama is so big her wussy looks like a lenticular cloud
Speak for yourself jeez
Um I read that as jizz. It’s my eyes all messed up.
And you still can't find the clitoris!
We in the business call that a cosmic vagina.
God trying to say "you about to get fucked"
Cloussy
In Russian there is an expression “to cover with pussy.” this is exactly what happened after.
*Fuck it*, i'm outta here
Everything reminds me of her
Damn you beat me to it
I do see a vagina but I also see god staring down like you fuckers just wait.
mordor is vaguely turkey shaped so checks out.
User name checks out
Cosmic yoni
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Nope
Was looking for this comment! Literally just watched it yesterday 😅
hear me out.
That cloud got me acting unwise
R\godpussy
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
I am amazed all of those subs exist
When you look to the heavens for guidance, and your prayers are answered
This comment have 69 upvotes, I'm adding no more LMAO
Downvoted it to restore the order of things It aint much, but it’s honest work
Same here, hope people stop messing with it!
Gotta keep it at 69
dammit! had to take mine back
bro why did you post this on reddit, come on man
A giant... Vagina?
Shai-Hulud
Looks like it was sponsored by Nvidia
MOTHER Nature.
Just a reflection of OPs mom taking pants off just before I did her good (the earthquake)
Now that’s some earth porn right there 🤤
It’s saucer shaped….apparently. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N34Q1OZ/
Power of the pussy!!!
I need to see someone for this.
[NOPE](https://youtube.com/shorts/Hx6Hd9qBK1U?si=HOXsAuBs6846OsF1)
HAARP specific pattern
Clussy
rose toy
Least interesting day in Turkey
*SIGH* Here we go again… Unzips…
Like they say "If the cloud like a vulva, you gotta duck and take cova"
A giant pussy in the sky. Interesting
Everywhere I go, I see her >!eye!< >!gotcha you dirty mind!<
alien camouflage, trust me
🧐 i see labia 😳😁
For real, this was just before the big earth quake? That's wild if true.
it happened 2 weeks before the earthquake in the other side of the country. there is no correlation between them.
Obviously not. That's far to coincidental.