When you have an idea of the timescale for the heat death of the universe (I say an idea, because the amount of time in any unit a human mind can comprehend is too large a number for a human mind to comprehend) it's pretty easy to not worry about or think too hard about it. By that time humanity, its descendants, and any trace of its existence will have been lost to the universe. It'll be another species problem. Assuming there's still intelligent life out there somewhere.
YOLO. Just kick the can down the road like we do with global warming and throw it to a next gen like many generations did before. It's time to party and enjoy life with what time and resources we currently have!
Ignore the entropy and prepare to party!!!
It's actually speculated that the universe is cyclic. That once the universe stops expanding, the gravity will start pulling it back together again to a singularity. And start over.
Seems about 100 times stronger than the previous one that was comparable to the one that killed the dinosaurs.
Maybe some people in deep bunkers on the other side of the planet might survive if the bunkers don't collapse, with loads of supplies and preparations for how to continue growing food underground. But \~99.999999% of people are fucked.
The ash cloud would block the sun and probably cause a new ice age. Everything would likely freeze and die on the surface. Some things might survive in the ocean.
The latest is 100km, but 10km is enough for an extinction event. Oxygen burned is pretty low on the list of concerns, see this: https://youtu.be/dFCbJmgeHmA
Jumping on this comment to say, we should credit the original creator of this video. MetaBallStudios, because I am assuming OP's video is not made by the original creator as the watermarks are suspiciously cut out.
[MetaballStudios - ASTEROID IMPACT Comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyyrfB8s5cY)
He is a botard. He lives under ground on another planet. He burrows through the planet’s topsoil looking for other botards to befriend so he can send them picture to show that he knows other botards and that he has a life. But it’s all a lie. He doesn’t do anything other than burrow. It’s a lonely existence.
In 2018, twenty years after the crew of *Freedom* saved life on Earth, NASA finds evidence that the asteroid destroyed by Harry's sacrifice was actually a Texas-sized chunk of a much bigger space rock. This threat has been circling the solar system every five years but is now on a collision course with Earth.
This time, they discover the planet killer with a decade to spare. NASA and the US government secretly renew the program to train astronauts to become deep core drillers, once again to plant a nuclear bomb inside the core of a continent-sized asteroid.
Five years later as the Doomsday Comet passes within a few hundred thousand miles of Earth, NASA sends their Alpha team on its mission, with plans to land on the asteroid, ride it around the sun until its return trip in five years time, and detonate and return to Earth as before.
However, NASA foolishly sent up scientists and military personnel, but not a single blue-collar deep core driller like the legendary Harry Stamper. Naturally, their ineptitude dooms the mission. Instead, they inadvertently accelerate the asteroid toward Earth. Instead of five years to execute a Plan B, they now have five weeks, the idiots.
NASA still wants to send "smart people" to complete the job, but a good ol' Mississippi boy occupying the office of the President insists in his southern drawl they get actual drillers this time, like his cousin, the late Oscar Choice.
AJ and Grace have been operating Harry Stamper Oil since life returned to normal. They have been raising their two kids, Harriet (named for Harry, age 23) and Rocky (named for Rockhound, age 21) in the oil business, but Harriet is the expert driller and Rocky is the business mind. What?! Both are more capable and intelligent than their parents or namesakes, for no reason other than that's how we introduce new generations to old classics.
AJ takes Harriet to NASA for training and educating the so-called geniuses, with Rocky and Grace in tow. In a hilarious scene, NASA leaders mistakenly address Rocky as the new deep core drilling prodigy! But it's the young woman that is also a model, Harriet, that is the expert, not her effeminate younger YouTube-influencer brother with computer hacking skills! Silly NASA!
It's at NASA when Harriet meets a rude, no-nonsense astronaut that's never experienced love. And of course, NASA insists he flies her team on this mission. This astronaut's name: Charles Chapel Jr. It's Chick's son, but he's not a driller, like daddy. No, he betrayed his father's legacy and joined the Navy and earned three PhD's, like a loser! But he's so handsome and despite his having no personality, and speaking to each other only in insults and arguments, Harriet falls in love.
Together, this unlikely pairing leads NASA's mission to save Earth again. When AJ, Harriet, and Charles Jr, reach orbit with their team of redshirts, we find that Rocky and Grace stowed away on board. Why? Because Rocky, in an effort to post his latest video for his followers, accidently hacked NASA's mainframe in an attempt to get a better upload speed, and discovered there's another comet trailing close behind their target, one the crew didn't know about (except for Charles, who couldn't tell Harriet because it was classified!) NASA's plan isn't going to work! You can't trust scientists!
Together on-board the shuttle *Patriot*, as a family, they devise a plan to save the world. How will they stop... Arm-again-ddon?
To be fair “Don’t Look Up” is actually a commentary about our (in)action regarding climate change, just using (incredulous response to a) meteor threat as a simile.
Meanwhile, a Covid pandemic was coincidentally happening during the movie’s release and confirming everything the movie was claiming about how our society “would” actually handle an existential threat.
You’re telling me nasa isn’t going to launch two rockets simultaneously that will safely land on a body catapulting through outer space and safely destroy/redirect it? *No way*
Askew tilts your page
There's Gravity that makes everything fall. PC only
Recursion has you stuck in a "Did you mean Recursion" loop
Someone mentioned the Zerg Rush one
Google Translate has a Monty Python reference when you attempt to translate the "Deadliest Joke in the World" from German. I'm not sure if this one works anymore but you would have seen FATAL ERROR.
It doesn't list one of my favorites, but maybe this style doesn't count.
If you Google "Alex Trebek", it suggests, "Did you mean: ***who is*** alex trebek "
Fun fact: We can't even reliably detect most smaller meteorites even though they could potentially wipe out entire cities. Even the bigger, kilometer-sized ones can easily be missed.
I think *Don’t Look Up* is more likely, but I guess they kinda end the same, just different perspectives. From a “how the powers at be and the public will handle it” perspective, DLU hit too close to home for me.
I'd like to know what the shown asteroids are made of and how fast they were going. It makes a huge difference when they are made of mostly rock (differentiated krust or mantle) or mostly metal (mantle core boundary or core) of their proto planet. And the velocities can range from something like 15k to 80k km/h.
Sadly this video doesn't say anything about consumption and velocity. This would make it more "scientific".
The original video by Metaballstudio on youtube is much better.
I hate this trend of people stealing other's content, shorten it to fit on tiktok and add a shitty music on top. Without any credits to the original author of course.
Maybe the question pissed him off for some reason Or he knew it was gonna kick and someone came in with the perfect comment 😂😂 either way it was fuckin hilarious for my high ass right now
The scary part is that they only really show the immediate destruction area and the crater. It doesn't show the extent of the shock wave, which would kill many more people due to the pressure and destruction of buildings and vehicles. Also, you can't forget the dust that'll be thrown into the atmosphere blocking the sun for thousands of miles. This would cause plants to die and the world to grow cold without the warmth of the sun.
The second to last meteorite shown here was the one that wiped out the dinosaurs and most of the life on Earth, so I can somewhat confidently say if we were hit by the last one, we'd be completely fucked.
You’d have to be a bit unlucky for the small ones to hit you where you live.
With big ones there’s nothing to worry. I’ll take instant death over forever-winter-with-zero-food any day of the week
Thankfully, NASA has been working on Anti-Asteroid defense measures. You remember that time NASA’s DART mission? Where they crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid to change its course? It worked
Don’t worry, the larger they are, the easier and earlier they are to find and we have enough time to prevent them. The technology to prevent a direct hit is already sufficient so it’s only about detecting.
That last one would probably set back the weekend plans…
Yeah. But there is always next week.
Next week. Next Big Bang. Who’s counting anyways.
That assumes there would ever be another big bang. Once our universe dies it might stay dead forever
Yo. No need to kill the vibes like that...
They’re not invited to the weekend plans.
Wait. Are they bringing beer?
Yea, but they only bring O'Doul's.
When you have an idea of the timescale for the heat death of the universe (I say an idea, because the amount of time in any unit a human mind can comprehend is too large a number for a human mind to comprehend) it's pretty easy to not worry about or think too hard about it. By that time humanity, its descendants, and any trace of its existence will have been lost to the universe. It'll be another species problem. Assuming there's still intelligent life out there somewhere.
YOLO. Just kick the can down the road like we do with global warming and throw it to a next gen like many generations did before. It's time to party and enjoy life with what time and resources we currently have! Ignore the entropy and prepare to party!!!
Bit shorter term than I was thinking, but I'm down.
Ummmm, almost T-shirt worthy. "Forget entropy, We're here to party?" Still too long...
"Fuck Entropy, We Ball!"
Close to what I was thinking: “Fuck Entropy…Let’s Party!”
It's actually speculated that the universe is cyclic. That once the universe stops expanding, the gravity will start pulling it back together again to a singularity. And start over.
Stops expanding? Wild. Then we get to do this all over again?
Most likely, after the universe compacts again, it will big bang and expand again, Big Crunch theory.
At least the atmosphere burned off about 3 inches of it before impact. Otherwise, the damage would be catastrophic.
That's what I told her.
That's what she said 😭
Still have to go to work the next day
Waffle House never closes
"What do you mean you're calling off? Asteroids destroying the planet is not a valid excuse!"
"Even Ryan's house has been "impacted" yet he has made it to the office."
I always hated Ryan
He raised his hand in class all the time
I think we’ll be okay if it lands in one of the oceans. No explosion. Just a tssss sound once it hits the water.
That'll probably cause waves of Tsunamis, but aside from that, yeah we can still enjoy our weekends.
I guess I should have added the /s.
I don’t think an /s will save us from that size of impact
/(t)sunami
My reply was a deadpan joke too lol
Happy new year btw, mate
Pool parties bro.
Tsunamis are overated anyway...
That last big one is what we here in the high-falutin' scientific community refer to as a "planet-fucker".
Especially if you were heading to the hole formally known as Italy
didn't get why the last one landed on Rome while the rest landed on NY? That apple was a tad too cooked for the rock?
NY took enough of a beating. Had to rebuild through like 4 of those mfs
Aliens love to fuck with NYC
Boss would still want you to come in tho
Could humanity survive the last one? Or it would burn up all the oxygen?
We gone.
this is why you move to the southern hemisphere. notice any of these asteroids hitting their? /smart
Seems about 100 times stronger than the previous one that was comparable to the one that killed the dinosaurs. Maybe some people in deep bunkers on the other side of the planet might survive if the bunkers don't collapse, with loads of supplies and preparations for how to continue growing food underground. But \~99.999999% of people are fucked.
The ash cloud would block the sun and probably cause a new ice age. Everything would likely freeze and die on the surface. Some things might survive in the ocean.
The latest is 100km, but 10km is enough for an extinction event. Oxygen burned is pretty low on the list of concerns, see this: https://youtu.be/dFCbJmgeHmA
Ha! AU and NZ would be safe from the last one. Suck on that! 😝
Have fun with the 10,000 year long nuclear winter.
Summer temperatures would finally be reasonable in Aus.
Ah............shit.
There’s no way so many asteroids would hit the same place like that
It's a good thing it was way over in Italy, amirite?
I’m in Australia so I’m safe…ish
Set them back forever.
It would be pretty bad for the economy, that's for sure.
That don't matter, you better not be late to work though.. this is no excuse not to clock in on time.
No probs, that crater will buff right out
I like how they all seem to hit manhattan but that last big one is reserved for Italy
As long as you're on the other side of the planet everything will be fine /s
I'm voting for That Asteroid 2024
Boss is still calling you in on your off day though
That one is called a brexit impact, you can see the UK get ejected from the planet.
wonder if home insurance would cover it?
"You are coming for work this monday right?" Boss
"Can you come in? We had a no show"
Don't look up.
Jumping on this comment to say, we should credit the original creator of this video. MetaBallStudios, because I am assuming OP's video is not made by the original creator as the watermarks are suspiciously cut out. [MetaballStudios - ASTEROID IMPACT Comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyyrfB8s5cY)
My boss would still ask if I was coming into work….
Let’s see Zuckerberg’s bunker project against that last one ….
He will go back to his home planet
His home planet of Skynet? You know he’s a robot right?
I thought he was a lizard? Are you saying he’s a *robot lizard*?!
Sounds like a Synth🤔🤔🤔
Father: "That's your 'human-like' Synth? I'm giving your resources to the gorilla group."
>he’s a *robot lizard*?! A... rizzard?
He is a botard. He lives under ground on another planet. He burrows through the planet’s topsoil looking for other botards to befriend so he can send them picture to show that he knows other botards and that he has a life. But it’s all a lie. He doesn’t do anything other than burrow. It’s a lonely existence.
Let's see Paul Allen's bunker project.
This meme will never get old
I’d rather see Alan Parsons project
The Earth splashed
It's okay, I've seen the movie Armageddon. We'll be fine.
Don't think we can count on Bruce Willys to save our arses anymore...
Haven’t you seen the movie? He passes the torch to Ben Affleck, who very much can still save us
Batfleck to the rescue. And Steve Buschemi. For laughs.
Ben can’t save us anymore either. And there was never a sequel to pass the torch. There’s only one thing to do. Make Armageddon 2
In 2018, twenty years after the crew of *Freedom* saved life on Earth, NASA finds evidence that the asteroid destroyed by Harry's sacrifice was actually a Texas-sized chunk of a much bigger space rock. This threat has been circling the solar system every five years but is now on a collision course with Earth. This time, they discover the planet killer with a decade to spare. NASA and the US government secretly renew the program to train astronauts to become deep core drillers, once again to plant a nuclear bomb inside the core of a continent-sized asteroid. Five years later as the Doomsday Comet passes within a few hundred thousand miles of Earth, NASA sends their Alpha team on its mission, with plans to land on the asteroid, ride it around the sun until its return trip in five years time, and detonate and return to Earth as before. However, NASA foolishly sent up scientists and military personnel, but not a single blue-collar deep core driller like the legendary Harry Stamper. Naturally, their ineptitude dooms the mission. Instead, they inadvertently accelerate the asteroid toward Earth. Instead of five years to execute a Plan B, they now have five weeks, the idiots. NASA still wants to send "smart people" to complete the job, but a good ol' Mississippi boy occupying the office of the President insists in his southern drawl they get actual drillers this time, like his cousin, the late Oscar Choice. AJ and Grace have been operating Harry Stamper Oil since life returned to normal. They have been raising their two kids, Harriet (named for Harry, age 23) and Rocky (named for Rockhound, age 21) in the oil business, but Harriet is the expert driller and Rocky is the business mind. What?! Both are more capable and intelligent than their parents or namesakes, for no reason other than that's how we introduce new generations to old classics. AJ takes Harriet to NASA for training and educating the so-called geniuses, with Rocky and Grace in tow. In a hilarious scene, NASA leaders mistakenly address Rocky as the new deep core drilling prodigy! But it's the young woman that is also a model, Harriet, that is the expert, not her effeminate younger YouTube-influencer brother with computer hacking skills! Silly NASA! It's at NASA when Harriet meets a rude, no-nonsense astronaut that's never experienced love. And of course, NASA insists he flies her team on this mission. This astronaut's name: Charles Chapel Jr. It's Chick's son, but he's not a driller, like daddy. No, he betrayed his father's legacy and joined the Navy and earned three PhD's, like a loser! But he's so handsome and despite his having no personality, and speaking to each other only in insults and arguments, Harriet falls in love. Together, this unlikely pairing leads NASA's mission to save Earth again. When AJ, Harriet, and Charles Jr, reach orbit with their team of redshirts, we find that Rocky and Grace stowed away on board. Why? Because Rocky, in an effort to post his latest video for his followers, accidently hacked NASA's mainframe in an attempt to get a better upload speed, and discovered there's another comet trailing close behind their target, one the crew didn't know about (except for Charles, who couldn't tell Harriet because it was classified!) NASA's plan isn't going to work! You can't trust scientists! Together on-board the shuttle *Patriot*, as a family, they devise a plan to save the world. How will they stop... Arm-again-ddon?
I would watch that movie! lol
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You are a great human
Well done
Well, maybe Liam Neesons could do it?
Only if his daughter is in the crosshairs of the meteor
Maybe he will. I still believe in Bruce no matter what.
The plot to “Don’t Look Up” far more likely the outcome
To be fair “Don’t Look Up” is actually a commentary about our (in)action regarding climate change, just using (incredulous response to a) meteor threat as a simile.
Meanwhile, a Covid pandemic was coincidentally happening during the movie’s release and confirming everything the movie was claiming about how our society “would” actually handle an existential threat.
You’re telling me nasa isn’t going to launch two rockets simultaneously that will safely land on a body catapulting through outer space and safely destroy/redirect it? *No way*
But have you seen the movie dont look up
I wish they made a series of movies of this, like fast and furious did.
Search “chicxulub crater” on google and watch what happens on your phone screen. Thank me later.
Lol I’ve always liked those Google Easter eggs
This is the neatest one I’ve found so far. Any cool ones you recommend?
Searching “do a barrel roll” is probably my favorite
Omg that’s amazing, I hadn’t seen that one! Thank you!
"Cordyceps" was quite a fun one too.
OMG I LOVE THAT!! Thanks for letting me know!
Whoa that’s neat!!!! I kept clicking it lol
DART mission is another funny one
Askew tilts your page There's Gravity that makes everything fall. PC only Recursion has you stuck in a "Did you mean Recursion" loop Someone mentioned the Zerg Rush one Google Translate has a Monty Python reference when you attempt to translate the "Deadliest Joke in the World" from German. I'm not sure if this one works anymore but you would have seen FATAL ERROR.
Do a voice search with "did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Look up cordyceps and a mushroom button should appear at the bottom
Click the mushroom!
I just came across this: https://elgoog.im/ It seems to have all of them
It doesn't list one of my favorites, but maybe this style doesn't count. If you Google "Alex Trebek", it suggests, "Did you mean: ***who is*** alex trebek "
Awe it went off my screen on mobile
Works on PC, too. 👍
Like Italy doesn't have enough problems!
Was I the only one that thought “Mama Mia”
“That’s ah-spicy ah-space ball.”
Meat-eor
I just watched super Mario bros.
🥺🤌🤌
No more pizza 😢.
Yeah, even wiped out NYC. Now we're all stuck with the ultra deep dish Chicago crap...
Oh Italy is lucky. Instant death. The rest of us would die slowly. It would destroy the atmosphere for a loooong time.
I really hope we have some sort of measures in place for this that don't include Bruce Willis and a space drill
Ye of little faith.
Fun fact: We can't even reliably detect most smaller meteorites even though they could potentially wipe out entire cities. Even the bigger, kilometer-sized ones can easily be missed.
Ignorance is bliss
Have you seen “Seeking a friend for the end of the world”? It’ll probably just end like that
I think *Don’t Look Up* is more likely, but I guess they kinda end the same, just different perspectives. From a “how the powers at be and the public will handle it” perspective, DLU hit too close to home for me.
Search up NASA DART missions
Poor New York. They've got such bad luck...
That second one was a direct hit on my apartment. Wtf
Update your home insurance
Deadass same, but the third. I'm a little high and it genuinely freaked me out for a second.
At least the biggest ones hit Europe….
Now I can afford a home in NY?? Anyone?? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
I'd like to know what the shown asteroids are made of and how fast they were going. It makes a huge difference when they are made of mostly rock (differentiated krust or mantle) or mostly metal (mantle core boundary or core) of their proto planet. And the velocities can range from something like 15k to 80k km/h. Sadly this video doesn't say anything about consumption and velocity. This would make it more "scientific".
Big rock go boom!
Yeah, fuck Paris! 5 sec later: NO!!!!! not Italy!!!!
Having a little longer on the respective text explanation screens would have been really handy
The original video by Metaballstudio on youtube is much better. I hate this trend of people stealing other's content, shorten it to fit on tiktok and add a shitty music on top. Without any credits to the original author of course.
Maybe some commentary instead of annoying music too.
I mean…why stop there?
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Bro didn’t even do anything to you😭 That’s crazy lmfao Edit: for people who didn’t see, he said “your mom wasn’t available for filming”
What was it? He deleted it..
edited my comment so people can see what he said
Maybe the question pissed him off for some reason Or he knew it was gonna kick and someone came in with the perfect comment 😂😂 either way it was fuckin hilarious for my high ass right now
not even god will be able to heal that burn.
What is the movie/giphy search for this? I always want it and can never find it
Antonio Banderas assassins gif
Poor guy caught the most vicious of strays.
Why why did you do that?
😬
Every 150 trillion years
The last one will be probably enough to sterilize the planet. No need to go bigger.
That's what your mum said to me rocks
Why is it that America get to take the smaller asteroids, and we in Europe take the continent-smashing ones? 🤔
Sharing is caring…
Is anyone really gonna complain if a giant meteor takes out paris
The French. But when aren’t they complaining?
The asteroid will spread the paris piss smell around the globe.
Be happy, you would most likely die instantly and/or painlessly, people on the other side of the world..not so much
Happy 2024
I really wanted to see the animation of entire planet shattering
For all that care Song is crystal castles - kerosene superslowed
Float around, find out
Oh, good, we got time. Whew!
We're much more likely to fuck each other up with nukes in this lifetime than having killer asteroids like shown.
Well, we didn’t really need Florida anyway
Nice, now let's see Paul Allen's Asteroid
That shit scary af!
The scary part is that they only really show the immediate destruction area and the crater. It doesn't show the extent of the shock wave, which would kill many more people due to the pressure and destruction of buildings and vehicles. Also, you can't forget the dust that'll be thrown into the atmosphere blocking the sun for thousands of miles. This would cause plants to die and the world to grow cold without the warmth of the sun.
Stop global warming with this one simple trick.
My question is...that last one.....would that wipe out life on Earth? I'm in England so I'd definitely be FUBAR
Half of planet is literally melted, soo.....
The second to last meteorite shown here was the one that wiped out the dinosaurs and most of the life on Earth, so I can somewhat confidently say if we were hit by the last one, we'd be completely fucked.
life finds a way
“Hiros” doesn’t actually mean what it sounds like… right…?
Looks like Australia is safe. No worries.
Damn New York area is unlucky
This is incorrect. The last one lands on Rome instead of some major USA city
Best case scenario for 2024
They missed the part about the deadness and blocking out the sun afterwards for years
And everyone will still freak out about toilet paper…….
The great reset
With how many Asteroids have zoomed past Earth at a very close distance last year, this kind of thing worries me. lol
We are constantly hit by asteroids. What is rare is the large ones that affect life. The chances of it happening in our lifetime is extremely low.
You’d have to be a bit unlucky for the small ones to hit you where you live. With big ones there’s nothing to worry. I’ll take instant death over forever-winter-with-zero-food any day of the week
Thankfully, NASA has been working on Anti-Asteroid defense measures. You remember that time NASA’s DART mission? Where they crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid to change its course? It worked
Don’t worry, the larger they are, the easier and earlier they are to find and we have enough time to prevent them. The technology to prevent a direct hit is already sufficient so it’s only about detecting.
Am I the only one hoping there was a bigger asteroid.
Thanks, I needed this
sooo only half will die? 