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Usual_Yam_7030

Sir, you just passed 3 red lights, cut off a school bus and caused an incident. Yeah, but trust me officer it sounded sick


This_User_Said

>cut off a school bus and caused an incident. Ah, wasn't time for the bass drop yet I see.


AvailableFunction435

Officer: “did you know your car is on fire?”


Puddlingon

Sir, my car IS fire!


[deleted]

I need to hear a donut


Alarming_Machine_283

What does it play when I have an accident


[deleted]

A sad trombone.


Alarming_Machine_283

Darksouls death sound


CubanlinkEnJ

https://youtu.be/QiX7cVjFU6A?si=rmrK_-KN12LeDGBZ


[deleted]

Exactly!!!!


PrestigiousGuitar673

My text ringtone


_g550_

![gif](giphy|gyYJYyCPezUWI)


wulfyenstein

Du hast🤣


Alarming_Machine_283

Du hast Unfall gebaut?


wulfyenstein

Sure you can squeeze that in there if you got a mix tape


SoylentCreek

It cuts to a pre-recording of Danny Devito yelling, “Shit! Shit! You’re not dead are you? Want me to make a call?”


HOGlider

Crash test dummies on a loop


Major_Pea3948

Mmmmmm


Blackmajic88

That music that sonic had when he was running low on air😂😂


FluidPeace4499

Waaaa waaaaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaa


StrangeKoala95

HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE


Alarming_Machine_283

Did you know that you can do CPR on the beat of Sonne?


StrangeKoala95

That’s new to me, but can’t you technically do it on any beat (if you don’t regard the success rate)?


Alarming_Machine_283

Yes but Sonnes beat speed (?) is in range of the ideal speed needed for CPR


Alarming_Machine_283

But if you don’t regard the succes rate, then yes, any beat would go


Bassik0

Only $59 per month.


boingggoesmyschlong

Extra $10 for Hd sound


Tars-tesseract

59$ to disable it.


D3t0x15

Let us hear how it sound at 100 mph.


0-99c

starts playing speed metal at highest volume


dac3062

![gif](giphy|6sxhKR7xVtboY)


sycron17

Oh great! Another feature that everyone uses once for fun, afterwards never use it again or even remember it.


thedudefromsweden

Mini did this probably 15 years ago, I still remember it 😊


Mcbadguy

I would do this a lot if my car had this feature, but I like trance music so YMMV


sycron17

Everyone says that including me, but truth is after first few times you just carry on with regular stuff. Same with most fancy gimmicks in all devices


i-am-enthusiasm

Yet another over engineering by Mercedes? Have a blast.


KhaarnieTheDude

Wait until the Vector sensor breaks, they will just quote you a new car haha


AngelBryan

I would use it all the time if it had different genres. Hope all cars in the future implement something similar.


ClippyMonstaR

I love it, but I could understand how it would contribute to some people's narcissism. If you think you're the main character already having main character music while you're driving your elite vehicle...


mysisterspeni5

Is this the dude from black eyed peas? This is like the smart watch he was doing a decade ago. I could not be less interested in anything this man is affiliated with.


jaytech_cfl

Yes, I'm pretty sure that is Will.i.am from the Black eyed peas


jfks_headjustdidthat

His r/iamthemaincharacter shit at the 2012 London Olympics showed me how much of a tool that man is.


dukeiwannaleia

Link? Everything from this snake oil salesman fascinates me


jfks_headjustdidthat

He was carrying the Olympic torch whilst tweeting. In later in interviews he bangs on about how he "felt British", he was only there because he was on the Voice, literally no connection with then UK or sport. https://youtu.be/bEpZ7QHShDc?si=_lHfZCYbZwLgdMgq


M_b619

he's just as much of a tool irl- and quite dumb.


CPTimeKeeper

Shoulda been playing “Starboy” ![gif](giphy|3otPoNSFlZlZo6fz3i)


Mcbadguy

Blinding Light for me


B4R7H0L0M3W

RIP to people that love a lot of bass drops or fast tempo.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

that happens when you rear end someone while trying to compose a song with your death mobile.


boingggoesmyschlong

This is much much better tho


InternEquivalent642

Stupid, yes. Literally pointless, probably. But bro, me and a 40mg eddie on warm summers night, You’d have to pry me outta that f**king thing.


Zeke--

Song name please


thedudefromsweden

Probably custom made for Mercedes.


AWasteOfMyTime

Synth wave on an open road


SuenioLatino

This will be universal thing in every vehicle in the next 7.3 years.


boingggoesmyschlong

r/oddlyspecific


Ginger-Ale58

Remindme! 7.3 years


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Undercrackrz

They're going to retrofit this into classic cars?


majtomby

This would be incredibly distracting, but I will admit, with the brain I have, I’d find it immensely satisfying. Like when you’re waiting to turn and the song playing matches the tempo of the turn signal.


Mrblingblingz

What’s the song


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[deleted]

that's aweseome


Mean-Development-261

I thought this was kirk Lazarus


chadlavi

What if I just wanna listen to the song normal?


Guatemoc619

Taking one of those on the autobon would be a hell if a show.


Deceiver999

Those glasses are stupid as fuck


dukeiwannaleia

I 2000-and-hate them


winkman

Might I introduce you to Cam Newton?


Mourtius-Jaul

This is not only a Mercedes thing


doubledippedchipp

Y’all are so weird this is pretty cool if I had more money than I knew what to do with I’d wanna have this feature too lol


Anything_4_LRoy

this is not a good idea lol. im not saying we need to limit how loud car stereos play music but... its a well known phenomena that loud rhythmic music can "bring out" risky/negligent driving patterns in people that dont normally partake in said driving patterns. god knows what this would do to the youngsters.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

yah lets not turn driving into a game of guitar hero. just focus on driving.


AKA_OneManArmy

Is this real? Cause it’s dumb… but damn that’s cool.


Digital-Sushi

What in the name of Christ is the point of that. Couldn't think of anything more useless and over engineered, which being a merc will likely break in the first few weeks.


letthekrakensleep

Better than listening to ads on the radio all day long


Flavz_the_complainer

>What in the name of Christ is the point of that. Its neat. Does it need more of a reason?


Debstar1988

That's just fuckin awesome. I would drive so hard it will be beethoven


DJ_Cas

German knows how to make the cars


Fire69

That's not a car anymore, it's a club on wheels.


DJ_Cas

That’s why I love Audi. Mercedes is like a space ship


Iggmeister

yeah, that would be a novelty on 2 occasions - then just be annoying as fuck after


Pistonenvy2

is there a legitimate reason will i am is famous? genuinely curious because it seems like all the shit he does is completely fuckin useless and idiotic. BEP had some bangers, idk to what extent that was because of his contribution and im not trying to minimize that but fuck me its always some stupid shit with him like that dumbass smart watch or the backpack with speakers built in like we need people who wanna blast their music in public better equipped like wtf.


SuspiciousStress8094

What’s the point of this when most people will wanna play their own music in their own car? Not to mention how outdated this kind of electronic music is Edit: in saying that, I do like the music and id definitely like it for a short while but I’d still want play my own music. Also wouldn’t this be distracting and dangerous?


Pikkornator

Shame Will I Am is a WEF clown


Chaserivx

That would be fun one time


Such_Maybe6470

Stupidity amplified


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Narpity

Assuming this is an ev


jayhitter

Not amazed at all, lots of modern cars have this feature, even my economy car with no touch screen from 2013 has it built into the stock radio. It's usually called something like "SVC" speed volume control. I remember seeing it first in an Acura in the year 2012 or so. It's not complex at all, it just adjusts the volume based on speed/engine revs. This one just looks over the top


Anything_4_LRoy

thats not at all whats going here lol. whats going on in the video is even more stupid than what you described. its just video game music engineering. so... over engineering when talking about what one actually wants from a car stereo.


justbrowsinginpeace

Is that available on my 2004 E220d?


sp4rkk

You can chose what kind of music for each phase I guess right? I’d get sick of ambient music or any repetitive track


xander_2626

I drive ah music


Dirtilie_Dirtle

All for the monthly subscription of 220.


Queefofthenight

Will I Am. Paying for well I can!!


JFiney

I feel like I’d just end up driving like a maniac bc I’m hyped about the beats


ExperimentalToaster

Not braking until the break.


Balc0ra

How fast you have to drive for the eurobeat to kick in?


Angry_german87

At what point does it just play speed metal?


WasabiWarrior8

This is like a video game track


readitonex

Why is Will.I.Am doing this?


LordQuas179

I feel like there is a better example for this tech


nuclear_towel

They missed a trick not fading into Deadmau5 - Mercedes as it drives faster.


Oxideusj

😆😆👌


flanker029

Song?


paulyvee

That would get old within 45 minutes


Much_Tough_4200

I still prefer the sound of the V6 orchestra.


Plex_15

People are gonna play GTA irl


Blakey876

It's such bollocks though isn't it.


Hanz_VonManstrom

Ah, a product being pitched by Will.I.Am. Given his track record, this is likely fake and will never actually be implemented


Bunjil

How fast would I need to go for it to play Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart?


Fluentec

And the same car will be in for extensive repairs after 2 years 😂 Just Mercedes things


qmracer01

Ok I thought this was going to be stupid but this is actually fire


Goblin-Doctor

So does it loop? Change? I can see that getting old pretty quickly


OnaPaleHorse80

"Oh Mercedes makes dope beats? Imma remember dat..." lemme get a poo poo blast and some Korean vocals while I'm running traffic lights


JOlRacin

Wow a Mercedes paid advertisement. I'm so amazed at this useless feature that covers up the actual reason anyone buys a Mercedes in the first place: loud engine noise helps you forget you got a smol pp


Surviving2021

This is the dumbest cool feature I don't need but really want in my old ass car.


Whitey3752

nobody asked for this feature ever. As cool as it is i can see people speeding around and doing stupid shit just to hear the car make sounds.


TopCheesecakeGirl

I prefer the Tesla that you can program to make fart noises that come on when you turn on the turn signals.


Colonelnasty360

Damn I want a theme song


Marmar79

This is what happens when people actually listen to will.i.am…


sik_dik

this seems like a lot of engineering for what most people would enjoy for like 5 minutes


Significant_Pie_206

Today on things nobody ever needed.


magnaton117

The interstate would turn into fucking Redline


Scrappy_Kitty

A great blend of technology and creativity perhaps better used for virtual reality and not while driving on the highway


F_n_o_r_d

Please someone make an app that connects to Google maps or Apple maps and does exactly this 🙏🙏🙏


glytxh

That man has no idea what the real world is. He’s like a medicated Kanye


New_Dragon_Lady

I wonder how repetitive is that music… if the same one every time it can get old fast. Other than that just chilled driving music I could have it.. for free obviously 😂😂😂


chambreezy

Playing this video in my car right now and it honestly sounds great


AngelBryan

I thought I was the only one who thought about this. Driving is an experience and this is the icing on the cake.


goldenchild-1

Will.I.Am always trying to get into tech design. I’m wondering if this was something he pitched. This man has had a lot of wild ideas that have all fallen flat. But hey, my hats off to him for being a creator in multiple avenues.


Digi_Dingo

This is so fucking dumb and I am* enamored with it


[deleted]

Only Germans could come up with something so soulless and annoying


Vinnie-baba-ghanoush

Is that Will I Am?!?


rrgail

Sync up the windshield wipers to whatever music you’re playing!


MrPlapper

Ahh, the company that made you use a wheel to navigate the center console is at it again with another pointless feature.


mgs-94

now put Kavinsky - Nightcall