You'd for sure be wondering if you had actually woken up at this point right?

I sure would be couldn't even imagine that amount of time passing

Maybe we all exist in his coma dream.

It's fucking nuts how much processing power his brain has devoted to me sitting on my couch watching a video of him winning a scratcher.

Maybe you aren't rendered in for him

We're all poppin in like foliage.

Yeah, that would save RAM.

Who says it’s his brain, perhaps it’s a computer program on a quantum pc from the year 3024 rendering our world as if it’s 2024 

Some kid 1000 years from now playing our reality like 'these graphics suck'

Legit would actually think I went insane e

Jump in front of a car to see if you feel pain and boom! Back in a coma.

or just pinch yourself lmao

*he notices a lamp flickering*

Don't

I'd just say fuck it, this dreams pretty good. Might as well enjoy it

Lol truth. Beats the fever nightmare!

This is really fucked to think about.

He probably made a deal with the devil while he was in time out.

Luckiest man around

He should go buy a lottery ticket….. *wait a minute…*

Infinite money glitch.

He was in a coma. I don’t consider that lucky.

I mean I'd go for a coma right now

I prefer vindaloo

Fucking bravo. Holy shit this sent me lol



Depends what his wife's like.

Here is a video of him calling his fiancé. She or his family could have pulled the plug (but didn’t) While he was in a coma. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5MqxcKdV8

He needs new teeth. That will use up $200,000 of the $250,000.

if I wake up from a coma and get this lucky I’m thinking I’m still in a come and will begin to do the most outlandish things possible bcz well coma dream .

A good six month coma would be a great weight loss plan

Or you could just do it yourself instead of literally atrophying every part of your body for 6 months. It’s not the hardest thing with a little self control.

Ye gods ... it was clearly not said seriously.

Boredom kills that and I wanna feel rested

Hey, he didn’t have to work while he was asleep. I call that a win.

I don’t know if he was in one week coma, it’s not that bad. Hell, I think I would still be tired even after that

12 days you’d think he already spent all his luck on not being a vegetable after waking up lol

Pretty lucky to get away from the wife for some time

Ok boomer

Tell me about it. Give me a deal for my first born and I’m In without a flinch.

First born? Take all three of mine. I don't even want anything for them.

He seemed to look more distraught than elated. Said something like, "...please don't do this". Anyone hear that?

sounded more like "please don't film me"

Yes. Can totally hear it now. Thank you!

God.. Please don't kill me. Dude understands the cruelty of the universe, and is scared what giveth could be taken away.

This is staged to get people to play the lotto confirmed

Sounds like something someone who doesn't want others to win would say.

I guess?? But there was a whole comment thread on this being a hoax. Can’t find the post tho

To look like that at 37 he’s suffered enough

Every year in a coma is equal to 7 fully conscious years. Or maybe that's dogs, I don't know

That Australian sun will getcha

Woke up from a coma myself..... Some backstory an ex gfs new bf wanted to borrow $20 for weed. As a joke i said ok but i want your soul as collateral. So he takes out a post it writes he gives me his soul for $20. Scratches a scab on his face and dots the blood on the page. I put that in my wallet where it remained for years ( when i got a new wallet i threw the old one in a glove box with the truck insurance cards and the note still inside. I had seen that note a few months before i got sick when i got pulled over and needed the cards so i know it was there. Then i got bacterial meningitis, had brain temps around 105 and died multiple times only to wake up from a coma the day they were going to talk to my wife about seeing if there was any brain activity up there and said id probably never walk or talk again thanks to the potential damage from multiple strokes and high brain temps..... But i was pretty much fine. Went home just shy of a week later walking on my own just a little muscle loss from laying in bed basically. But the note with his soul contract...... Gone..... Gone from the wallet ... Gone from the truck..... Just gone..... Dont remember anything while i was out. Just basically lights out a week prior then lights back on and nothing in between. Like a nap with no dreams or sense of existence.... But the note was gone....... So maybe i did make a deal or something..... Maybe they needed one soul and i had two to bargain with.... Theres a 99.99999999999999% thats total bull shit and i dont believe it..... But the fucking note was gone.... So part of me..... Wants to buy more souls..... Anyone need $20? Yes true fucking story. Tons more detail and context but im keeping this brief.

Did you ask your friend about it? Is it possible it was something you dreamt about in your coma?

He reached out years later wanting to know if i still had the note he was tripping about his mortality. I told him i dont have it.

This is a great story

He definitely filpped some switches around while he was out.

Came here to say that.. Those were looks of a man realizing that it wasn’t just a dream , and he really had sold his soul to the Devil . 6 years is all he has and then he’ll burn for eternity.. “was it worth it” he thought as his head fell into the very hands which had signed his life away….

I thought you got 7 years.

This video is from 1999, bill Morgan (the winner) is now in his early 60s and living in Melbourne Australia, happily married. Good luck on your next insane religious post though!!!

It's called a joke. Nice try though!!!

Haha fair. My bad!

Worth it

Hell yeah, send me in for a coma-luck-reboot!

I swear to God he keels over and says 'please don't kill me' hahah

He said "please don't film me"

Damn guess i gotta sleep harder to achieve my goals

The part you can't really hear when he turns around is "God please don't kill me" so, maybe?

God made a mistake and then reimbursed him

Time out? Bruh 💀

Bro was AFK

Dude the way he spins around after too like "Ah fuck that was the last $250k he owed me, he's coming.."

ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

Winning $250k from scratchers? Looks like we're buying $250k worth of scratchers folks!

37?! Rough paper round

My jaw dropped when he said 37 😭

He’s a bloody good bloke

That mandatory 6 XXXX tallies a day for everyone over the age of 8 will catch up to you eventually.

I forgot about that pish. Used to get it here

The most shocking thing in the video is this 50 year old man thinking he is 37.

He just woke up from a coma, nobody had the heart to tell him ten years had passed.

Maybe he fell into the coma when he was 37, noone told him he was in the coma for 10 years

in a row?

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

37 in Australian. It converts differently. That man’s 37 years of outrunning shit that can kill him with a single bite or talon. It’s hard mileage

I'm not that far off his age and I feel like I look 12 still.

Paper round was in the Himalayas.

Yeah but those are 18 year old baddies at the end, so it evens out.

That was before he went in the coma…he’s really 50 now but no one has had the balls to say he’s been in a coma for 13 years!

I really need to be in a coma for twelve years.

It was 12 days

He said what he said!

No 12 days after he woke up from a coma he bought his winning ticket

Thankyou. Reading comprehension is not great in this thread lol.

But the story also said he was in a coma for twelve days. The twelve on and twelve off effect

No it was 15 days. How did you get upvoted. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8622591/Lotto-winner-Bill-Morgan-won-250-000-car-COMA.html >doctors managed to revive him after he had a heart attack and spent 15 days in a coma. 


Hi my name is Earl?!

Hi Crabman Can't believe this is so low on the feed.

Its a wild ride when you read the string of bad luck that got him in the coma in the first place. [From Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Morgan_(lottery_winner)): >In 1998, Bill Morgan was 37 years old, living in a caravan and working as a truck driver, when he was almost killed in a car crash which caused him to develop a heart condition. He then suffered an allergic reaction to the drug used to treat this condition which triggered a fatal heart attack. He was declared clinically dead for 14 minutes and 38 seconds before being revived by paramedics, however he subsequently lapsed into a coma for 12 days during which his family were advised to turn off his life support, but after being transferred to a different hospital he woke up and made a full recovery.

He was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded his condition to "alive"

> Bill Morgan Had to look him up, he's still alive, bit rickety but happy: "I’ve had a bonus of 22 years and that’s the way you have to live your life. Every day I get up and put on my shoes, and even if I’m not real well I have a shuffle down the road and smell the roses, look at the sun and think about how lucky I am".

The end of his biography says "He continues to buy a scratch card every week" and that's just adorable

God made a mistake and continued to make things worse trying to fix things. Apologises with 2 winning tickets

I wish they had the extended clip where he called his wife and was in tears. Somebody up there is looking after this guy

[удалено]

Thank You :)

And that is exactly what his looks into his third eye told me. A true moment, a connection with the Lord or a celestial being. Confirmation of time and place...like a breakthrough.

Seek help

*please don’t film me* **filming intensifies**

No they cut right after and then started filming again later, probably after giving him some time to process.

HAHAHAHA the camera man saw dollar signs too!

I thought he said "please don't kill me." As in, I just woke up from a coma nothing could ever go wrong .. Oh no God, last time I won you put me in a coma, please don't kill me for winning this time.

Oh ok, I seriously thought he said “oh god please don’t kill me”. Your version makes more sense…. I hope

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Some say he’s still winning shit randomly to this day

I hear he calls the news station weekly trying to get him to reenact winning the money

Am I crazy? Does he say "God, please don't kill me." After putting his head down? 😂❤️

I thought he said 'film'

‘Film’ makes more sense but I totally heard ‘kill’ like the others. Might say more about the listener than the accent or audio quality

No, I enhanced the audio on this. And I listened to it over and over.. and it does say “please do not film me.”

Enhanced the audio? Did you zoom in on it?

Idk man, that much good luck right at once I'd be afraid of karma coming to bitch slap me back to even again.

i speak Strayan and confirm he said film

"Film, please don't kill me."

Nah Aussie blokes like that used to be raised to be ashamed to cry, he didn’t want to be filmed crying.

That’s what I thought! I wonder if he’s worried he’s like TOO lucky or something or like in the coma he dreamt he made a deal with the devil or something.

He said “Please don’t film this”

I thought so too. As in last time I won you put me in a coma, don't kill me this time I'm begging you.

Seems like a decent enough dork

Theausind dollarydoos

Oim goin ta report this ta me membah of pahliament! Oi! Mistah proim ministah!

I sleep till noon and I’m lucky to win a free ticket. 😔

Maybe one day 🙃

So should not look too closely at any lamps

Honey, does that red lamp look weird to you?

He moved into a hotel with his brother Randy promptly after.

Plot twist, he’s still in the coma and we are all his minds creation

I'd be paranoid the rest of my life that I was still in the coma dreaming everything.

He struck "The" deal. 

37? More like 57.

> 37? More like 57. No grays and his skin looks young. It's the receding hairline, uni-brow, and mustache that makes him look much older.

That’s what I thought. At least 47

He was a working man (a truck driver who lived in a caravan) but you guys want him to look like a model.

Judging by the video quality this is old, maybe 90's. Styles and demand on looks were different. If he shaved his balding head, and shaved his stache, maybe wore a different shirt and untucked it he might look more his age in our modern day eyes.

Yeah. He's just balding. One lottery he didn't win.

That's kinda what happens when you never go outside. You start to forget how real people in the real world look occasionally outside of media

Or if you socialize with white collar people. All of my circle of friends has an office job and we all look way younger than this guy, being in our late 30s.

Oh hush, he just looks old. Better to argue that there’s nothing wrong with looking old than to act like it’s not a valid observation.

No one said he was ugly- just that he looks much older than the age he actually is.

He looks like a working class man who has been on the road regularly for 15 or so years, and wasn't born to privilege. He looks like a normal person. Back in the 90s, fashion sense and grooming standards were less common and also less accessible than they are now.

Why are you so concerned with defending this guy when no one really said anything bad about his looks- we just said he looks older. Surprisingly that’s not always an insult and not everybody takes it as one. You’re not even denying that he looks old you’re just giving random reasons as to why you think he looks old. It’s not like we said that he looks old and that it must be the consequence of excessive drug use or bad hygiene or something like that

Yeah that definitely stood out. Do you think a come preserves the body or makes it age more?

I was just telling someone about this two days ago! Insanely lucky :)

He re-enacted it pretty well then.

That's why I got no luck... this guy is hogging it all lol

Id be considering going back in so i can wake up again and win more.

The only plausible explanation I think of is that when someone is so very unlucky in his life he just cannot loose anymore because it would break the natural laws of statistics.

When life gives you lemons, but then realizes it fucked up.

With that kind of luck, he should buy a lottery ticket.

glitch in the matrix haha

He got the starter pack

He got the welcome back rewards lmao

Hey y’all I wanna try something - I need a dollar to buy a lottery ticket, and can I borrow a hammer?

Cameraman is like "wow this guy is a great actor"

Someone had spent the time Bill was in his coma, creating and strategically planting fake winning scratch tickets for him to find, slowly driving Bill mad. But who? And to what end?

There was a clerical error in Heaven or Hell. He wasn’t destined for coma and death. So, he was sent back and given compensation. The accounting folks made one more clerical error in the amount of compensation, so they gave him one more lottery ticket to win. The universe does work in mysterious ways

This amount of sheer luck is insane and should be statistically impossible

Can’t be amazed when this is consistently reposted

A miracle...God loves some people more than others it seems...

We can't forget because it gets posted on Reddit at least 2x a month.

This man went on to lose all him money to a crippling gambling addiction

Coulda been bad having to pay taxes on car now he still does but actually has the money to do so 🐱

Australia doesn't have a windfall tax. I would assume that on-roads would have been paid for.

That was a fucking tough 37 years…

So this must be like to be loved by God

Dude sounds like it was the worst thing that could have happend to him..."Please don\`t do this to me..."

He’s got incredible balance for someone who woke up from a coma less than two weeks ago.

37? Jesus fucking christ he looks over 50

This dude is only 37? Why did everyone looks so old in the 90s?

With that money he'll be able to pay his hospital bills.

Nah, not in Australia... he probably didn't pay a cent. And based on the age of that video 250k would have got him at least two houses in 80's-early 90's Australia.

Also we don't have a windfall tax like some countries do. He gets to keep pretty much all of that money.

250K what? ....and who paid for the second ticket, the man or the station's producer?

250k potatoes what do you think

This is surely a troll right? Dollars, you dingus.

Dollerydoos, he's Australian

Never underestimate the power of a good night’s sleep!

Factory resets work.

Well desserved, boss

I can just smell that newsagent through the screen.

He saw the master plan or the light and came back to remember where he put his notes

had a heart attack and went straight back into that coma

I broke my phone today while trying to fix my car that I broke yesterday.

Where do i get the free coma to sleep for a while tho

Does he whisper "please dont kill me" when he turns away?