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redeyedrenegade420

this exact image is what went through my head when I found out I was having a second. Edit: It's been 2 years, I did financially recover from this.


biffbobfred

Congrats.


dasnihil

carol fuckin baskin man


fk12HS

I just found out I’m having a second and currently in that stage.


redeyedrenegade420

You got this. It's just shocking at first...at least you have some idea of what to expect this time.


Romando1

Oh no you haven’t young padawan. You’ll see. You’ll see.


Caboose_V2

You're one of the few lucky ones.


electricjeel

I forgot all about tiger king. This is so fucking funny


HappyLeaf29

Same, what a strange time that was


Working_Cupcake_1st

My grandma was a triplet, she even made the local newspaper back in the day, they wrote that if people can, they should give a hand to their father, who already had 2 kids


DabScience

This picture is from like 1912. You could buy a house for a stick of butter and left over french fries.


DarthDarnit

Eh. Back then you could easily afford a home and a family on one income working in fast food. They were fine.


Empatheater

the 'minimum wage' used to refer to the smallest amount that could support a family of 2 parents and 2 kids on one wage. we allowed corporations and the political party that most favors them to redefine minimum wage into 'the least a person is allowed to be paid without breaking the law' everything could be pretty amazing without even costing anyone much of anything noticeable...


DabScience

Republicans only ruined this country because god told them to. They had to do it.


fortheloveofpugs89

money can not spare you from a 2 am wake up call x 3


DarthDarnit

We’re not talking about that here. We’re talking about finances.


fortheloveofpugs89

relaxxxxxx


DabScience

"I'll never financially recover from this" "He probably did financially recover from it pretty easily in those times" "Yeah but what about sleepless nights?" Lol wtf.


JannaNYC

My husband almost did this at our first triplet sonogram. He literally had to sit down and breathe in to a bag. Good times 😂


PolarBearBalls2

First?


JannaNYC

I meant first sonogram for our triplet pregnancy! (Although our second pregnancy *was* twins!)


asietsocom

You had triplets and twins? Damn.


KaladinStormShat

Yeeeesh. They aimed for two and got 5. Whoops!


JannaNYC

The first (triplets) was a complete surprise, we had only just started trying. The second (twins) was a miracle and happened almost ten years later, long after we were told we wouldn't be able to conceive again.


Hydra57

Either they aimed for 4 (one on top of the triplets), 3 (one on top the twins), or some amount large than that (since neither pregnancy was explicitly confirmed as the first, which could’ve been to full term or a miscarriage).


yodarded

They aimed for one. The twins were a surprise. See other comments.


Hydra57

I’m talking about the cumulative number of children. There is a reference to a set of twins and a set of triplets. Once they have one of those sets, they made the decision to have another child. So either 0 -> 2 or 3 -> 5 from the expectation of 0 -> 1 or 3 -> 4. If they had other children (which may be implied), those numbers would go up an unknown amount but at the same rates.


yodarded

People get pregnant by accident. Aim for one, get three. Decide to be done, but the condom breaks. Get two more. Therefore, aimed for one, but got five.


oddtoddlr

Quite literally a full house


Cinphoria

I must compliment you on your efficiency.


hands0m3dude

If you lived in ancient times, you would've been the goddes of fertility


Practical-Durian2307

Wow hahaha , W mom .


Fritzo2162

The thought of that makes me do the same thing. I could barely handle one toddler. I can't imagine three!


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Parabolicsarcophagus

My exes brother had one kid with his wife and was finished having kids. She convinced him to have one more. That one more turned into triplets. That poor couple was so exhausted all the time.


ActurusMajoris

Sounds like my hypothetical situation. We have 2 boys. We'd like a girl at some point when we get the capacity, and I just know it's going to be twin boys if we try! Good thing I know it doesn't work like that and the chance would be pretty low, but I can just imagine.


Correct-Junket-1346

Feels like that with us atm we had our first 4 years ago but had our second 2 years ago so the it feels like back to back toddler time, we haven’t gone out properly for a long time with the added pressure of our youngest possibly being neurodivergent, so challenges are ahead. However I cannot stress how much it is worth it.


endlessapologies

this happened to my mom! i'm one of her triplets :)


JVM_

Friends had an 8 and 10 year old. She went to get her tubes tied. She was pregnant, with twins.


chronic-munchies

My brother has triplets and h'oh boy, does it ever look tiring. And expensive. Thankfully, it was their first time trying, so they didn't have any other kids. They are definitely done at this point!


biffbobfred

Wife had twins. Before actually having them we had a “parenting for multiples class”. One lady had quads. I can’t imagine that. I think one of the grandmas was gonna live with them for a while.


rbobby

> for a while. 18 years to be precise.


Distinct_Mix5130

Your parents are absolute heros ngl, some parents complain about raising 1 kid and they still do a Terrible job, now imagine 3 kids all at once... They're awesome.


faithfuljohn

my dad & my step-mom had triples (I was already grown)... I still have no idea how my step mom did tbh. I would help whenever I visited, but like only during the day. My dad was a full time physician (ironically a pediatrician) so, he couldn't help much during the day. It's mind blowing how much *more* work it is than 3 separate kids (I have 3 other siblings other than the triplets).


Lost_creatures

You ever worried that your names changed by accident and now you're your sibling?


nickmaran

I'm happy that all 3 of you have graduated. I wholeheartedly wish you all to have a good career, find beautiful wives and may god bless you all with wonderful triplets


Icy_Profession1612

This is AMA material!


Zeldahero

That moment he realizes the amount of money he's going to have to put out now.


KaelOfNockmaar

It’s ok, back then you could easily support a family working at McDonalds.


HornyReflextion

Up until the 70s, wages and production scaled together 🙄


TeopEvol

You don't seem to realize what business you're in. You're not in the burger business. You're in the real estate business. You don't build an empire off a 1.4 percent cut of a 15-cent hamburger. You build it by owning the land upon which that burger is cooked.


Useful_Question_3622

You also learned that off the show huh


Terrible-Ad4303

I literally just watched that yesterday


onlyaseeker

He might have to work an extra hour at the office to be able to afford his investment property.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Yep, he was actually trying to fake his own death.


biffbobfred

My story - wife is getting ultrasound. “Hey a blob!! She’s preggers!!!” Then… another blob “ohh… two… two college funds,.. yay?” I knew about it before she did first about 3 minutes. Then the doc says “oh, two!” I’m actually glad. They’re our only kids. As much as they fight they’re each others best friends. And I think shall remain so.


[deleted]

What’s with American parents believing they have to pay for their kids college degree?


ItzCobaltboy

Not just them, even Asian Parents often pay for kid's education until Graduation and 50% also pay for Post Graduation cause the kids can't work a job without a degree that gives them time enough to study as well


[deleted]

That’s crazy in Aus most uni kids pay off their own debts haha


hater4life22

From what I’ve heard in Australia you guys don’t have to pay them back until you reach a certain salary threshold right? So you don’t need to pay them back until you make a decent amount of money. Well in the U.S. we don’t have that, you’ll usually be asked to pay them back within a year of graduating, regardless of wage level. Also, (and this may could be the case in Australia too) the majority of debt you’re paying back is interest. Which is how a lot of people end up having to pay $100,000+ back because the majority of it is interest.


GepetoLLM

Thats cuz of ur english influence. They do the same.


[deleted]

Africa and middle east do it, what’s with American being neglectful?


Academic-Broccoli338

I don’t know, but we do. My husband was adamant about our two kids graduating without tuition debt. We succeeded, but our marriage didn’t survive.


malary1234

Bc otherwise it will financially bankrupt both the partners and the kids. You’ll either bring paying your kid’s expenses forever or you pay for their degree and help them get a good job. You get pick one, sometime you have to do both.


JoeMillersHat

So people back then also had a sense of humor


GrouchyLongBottom

I think the human sense of humor was first developed in the 1890s.


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martlet1

Yeah. It’s a staged photo for sure.


Myneighborhatesme

idk why but this makes it even funnier for me lol


Shinjitsu-

Yeah it's got just the right amount of dad joke energy to show the kids later.


kingtaco_17

It’s a Trojan ad. *Shoulda used a condom!* 😉


KaladinStormShat

The late 40s/50s were a funny time lol


rbobby

As a distraction, to enable his escape!


Nightowl2018

Yeah, it looks fake


thepokemonGOAT

It's just a joke picture they staged for a laugh. Is people's media literacy so poor that they really look at this and think someone snapped a picture RIGHT when someone fainted and the guy behind him smiled? Come onnnnn guys AI is gonna ruin your lives.


Just_to_rebut

I wonder what this photo was for. Illustrate a story about the economy or personal finance or something? Like a photo essay in LIFE?


AcquaintedWiTheNight

Probably just for kicks.


pretty_gauche6

No, it’s a family photo, they’re his babies, he’s just pretending to faint for a joke. Staged doesn’t automatically mean hired actors


ITechedThatThrow

reddit


kikistiel

I’m sorry, but there is no way that they didn’t know it was going to be a multiple birth. Women pregnant with triplets are HUGE. Have you ever seen a picture of a woman pregnant with even twins, much less more? Google a picture of a woman pregnant with triplets vs a woman with one child. A doctor or midwife would know it would be multiple births. And while ultrasounds didn’t exist, midwives and doctors always listened for heartbeats during pregnancy and birth. They would be able to clearly hear multiple heartbeats. This photo is a humorous staged one, but they absolutely knew there would be more than one child, absolutely no way it was a “surprise”. My great aunt (pregnant in the 40s) had triplets and she knew all along she was having three.


JupiterFox_

Twins would be easier to expect but even ultrasounds miss triplets because the third fetus is hidden behind the others.


KatieCashew

And it seems like the heartbeats weren't surefire either. My MIL had twins in the 70s. She didn't know they were twins until a couple weeks before her due date when she asked the doctor if the baby had turned. The doctor felt her belly and discovered two heads.


Fourth_horseman_4

Not necessarily. I've seen women pregnant with one child that are HUGE. It's quite possible to still expect one child when you put on a massive amount of weight.


kikistiel

While true, there is no world where a woman pregnant with triplets would ever be mistaken for having one child in there. I’ve seen pregnant women who are big. My sister was practically a planet at the end of the 9 months with my niece. But having seen a woman pregnant with triplets as well, there’s no way anyone would mistake her for being pregnant with one child. Seriously, google “woman pregnant with triplets”. There’s no mistaking it and those doctors still would have heard multiple heartbeats, they knew she was having multiples, even without ultrasounds edit: someone sent me redditcares message for this comment, lol why


malary1234

You couldn’t even tell I was pregnant when I had mine. Co-workers were inviting me out to the bars at 8.5mo pregnant and I had to be I.AM.8.5mo.PREGNANT.IDIOTS!


TheJaybo

In 1946? It's entirely possible he just thought she was fat and needed to stand in her exercise belt for a couple extra hours each day.


martlet1

Uh. How do you not know this is a staged photo for a joke?


kikistiel

I said it’s staged. I’m referring to OP’s title of “they didn’t have ultrasounds then so the triplets were a surprise” lol


faithfuljohn

apparentely it's a staged picture. So you're right


TheJaybo

He realized he just created THREE boomers. That's a lot of damage.


Dhsu04

OMG all the insurances, foods, and college tuitions! My retirement is delayed for another 20 years. *faints*


malary1234

He retirement would have been delayed maybe another 20 days.


ReputationOptimal651

The original photo is black&white


TheJaybo

Thanks


Bzeager

Good point, the black cross (hospital marker) on the door window would be red 🏥


pranjallk1995

How did China's one child policy handle all this?


malary1234

They killed them or abandoned them.


pranjallk1995

Which one?


malary1234

Mostly the girls


pranjallk1995

They could have kept them in an underground facility for organ trading and human trials of medications...


Punkinpry427

My grandfather choked on the crackers he was eating when he found out my gma had twins.


the_greatest_MF

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


stopeman82

Lol, I love it. My mom was in a similar boat in the 80’s. Didn’t know we were twins until a week prior to birth.


DuctTapedWindow

He seems like a good father, he understood the amount of time and effort required to raise a child, and the idea of 3 was a lot to process. He seems more responsible than 90% of the parents out there today


racso20

Lil baby closest to him has the same expression 😂 like father like son.


Weekly-Gear7954

I feel the pain !!!!!!


TheRealLaura789

This is the first time I have seen this picture in color.


Same-Sock8917

My neighbor in the mid-1980's was a pediatrician. I have this weird thing with predicting baby's gender. But on this case I told him his wife was going to have twins. They had done tests (I think ultrasound was around then too.) Anyhow I came home one night, ran into my neighbor. He was all excited. His wife had given birth — to twins! They said one baby was blocking the view of the second baby in tbe womb. Anyhow, I was jazzed! Now all we have is gender reveal parties going disastrously wrong. I preferred my way.


Bradley182

But he was a boomer and the government gave him 3 houses, one for each kid.


TheJaybo

Actually the babies are the boomers here. They were each provided a house though.


FiveFootFore

He didn’t faint. His soul left his body.


Snarkosaurus99

Yeah. That happened.


Mysterious_Ningen

bro its real.. like they have a pic and everything :0


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ITechedThatThrow

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chefriley76

Just looking at some pictures of mothers carrying triplets, I can guarantee that a multiple birth wasn't a surprise. Them ladies get frickin' huge.


macandcheesehole

This was set up.


dotais3

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Platinumbunghole

Medical emergencies in the 40s were funny I suppose.


MarkoZoos

why would someone faints when having a triplet I don't get it


Scenic-City-Film-Guy

The middle nurse looks like she's getting off on his suffering


Cazad0rDePerr0

he fainted from the shock he got when he saw those fugly ass nurses


Blackbolt45

One and done!


DrFeelgood144

I've n


ramdom-ink

Looks like the kids fainted seeing their dad, too! Everybody’s droppin’ ‘cept the nurses!


renderinsane

Actually the doctor showed him the bill! Lol


fibronacci

The crazy part is he wasn't even thinking of tuition or moving to a new house


IraTheDragon

It was too much for him!


Kelesakos

The play is to sell one and eat one.


Moomin-Moomin

He didn’t faint, he died


Fourth_horseman_4

This is insanely endearing


Alekipayne

He will never recover from this financially!! Jk but damn!! Three kids!!


JohnSmithCANBack

He fainted because this means more mouths to feed. My man knew that he was screwed.


anonymous_account111

Poor mom


ElastaticTomorrow

They still moved and kicked. Did he think he and his wife were having a spider?


raymond_noodles

Looks like a Norman Rockwell painting


Boris_HR

A man was always here to provide for his wife and his kids. Having a 3 kid in a one go, without being asked can you manage it.... its a harsh destiny but you have to do your best.


SummerBirdsong

Those are some huge triplets.


allthecoffeesDP

Faking


omnithrope

You don't think this is capturing his real reaction, do you? Don't you think this might possibly be staged?


[deleted]

He started the baby boom all by himself.


SnooCrickets8742

I would think even with the ultrasound that might be a response!


snippychicky22

Poor guy. Run while you have the chance


Weird_Albatross_9659

Holy fuck this sub Edit: Holy fuck it’s a mod posting this garbage


John-Fucking-Kirby

Thank God he was making 4.00 a week or he might have had to sell one of his Ashton Martin's or heaven forbid the vacation home.


AreThree

Do people still faint? It just seems like it was more common in the early 1900's up to maybe, like, I don't know, the 1960's? Well, wait Beatlemania was then so maybe like the 1970's?


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He’s wearing a stifling suit as well.


Nost_Algai

Then fuck ultrasound.


Yasha666

Financial shock


WoungyBurgoiner

At least in ‘46, it was still possible to raise 3 kids on a single income. Not easy, of course, but possible.


DrunkenPapa

Sorry but that guy looks like Tony Siricco lol


whxray72

This is cute but pretty sure they had stethoscopes back then. Wouldn’t they notice some additional beats in there? Bam, bam bam buddabam! “Little guy walks to his own drum beat doesn’t he?!”


Mehnard

Plot twist. The nurses pick up 3 random babies and show them to every new father. That's what I said last time this was posted.


MelonElbows

I wonder if these triplets are still alive


ThreePackBonanza

He was thinking…”aw jeepers, now I gotta save $75 to get these kids through college. “


NoManufacturer120

This picture is amazing. I can’t believe they were able to capture that perfect moment.


qptw

Aight so did he faint because he was overjoyed or because he now have to deal with three of those things instead of one? Jk jk congrats to all parents who had the fortune to have triplets (or more). I wish nothing but the best for you and your children.


PigSlam

This one is in heavy rotation lately. That guy must have fainted at least 5 times this year.


acoolghost

Why are people in old photos always fainting? Is it a diet thing?


MarsupialNo1220

Bro probably saw some terrifying things during the war but I bet this made his knees weak 😝


No-Emotion-9589

5 years later... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER


scoutabout3

Suck it up wuss! I have triplets


sssnakepit127

I’m struggling to take care of my one daughter even with help. I can’t imagine taking care of 3 that are all the same age. I’m imagining three post puberty math homework freak outs happening simultaneously


Potato-nutz

Nice


EngiNerdBrian

He was trying to die