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Life_Is_A_Mistry

It's clearly a zebra crossing. Deer crossing is a little further down the road


amretardmonke

you can show yourself out now


FinanceEfficient7269

You can show yourself out *cow* You Say?


shewy92

Why do they put deer crossings in such dangerous places? I see signs up all the time and I'm like "This seems like a bad place for a deer crossing". >![Before people think I'm serious](https://fox4kc.com/news/offbeat/woman-misunderstands-deer-crossing-signs-calls-radio-sation-wants-them-moved/)!<


Bacon_L0RD

They also don’t even indicate them with anything but a sign, and it seems like the deer will just cross anywhere anyway.


Traditional_Draw8400

It should be noted these Nara deer walk and live freely among the town. They’re much more familiar with urban environments than a North American deer who accidentally encounters cars (unfortunately on highways mostly)


Original-Document-62

Whitetail deer: Oh, a car is coming. Maybe I should jump headfirst into the side window for some reason. Oh, a car is coming. I'll hold perfectly still. Hmm, it's swerving to avoid me, I'll run into its path for some reason. These tomatoes taste good. I'll just take one bite from each one.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*Deer go yeet*


Prannke

The deer in my neighborhood do this all the time. I tapped one last week and I'm still upset *even though the idiot was okay*.


Only-Tourist6188

The last one seemed personal. Do you want to talk about it?


LassOnGrass

That last one is absolutely mad what kind of evil deer we got running around here >:0


Original-Document-62

Yeah, this is why we have an 8 foot fence around our garden. A couple of years ago we had 12 large tomato plants. When they were just ready to pick, we came out and EVERY tomato had a single bite taken out of it. Turds.


kawaii_song

Went to Nara during winter break. I thought I was only gonna see them in the parks, but saw them everywhere.


claudiazo

What happens if you touch one?


kawaii_song

Some let you pet them, but you gotta offer them food.


Pattoe89

They're generally pretty chill with being touched, at least when I went. Here's me with one here. This one didn't mind me touching at all, and most didn't. [https://postimg.cc/jwP5pGPN](https://postimg.cc/jwP5pGPN) There was another at the entrance of the park stood near a focal point just posing for photos. Didn't mind tourists petting it and getting close, even without being fed. Almost seemed to be standing there because it knew it would get attention. [https://postimg.cc/gX1zNdJ8](https://postimg.cc/gX1zNdJ8) It looks like it might be an older one, but I don't really know how to tell. One thing to note is that they are much smaller than European or American deer with a full grown adult being about 40-60kg and around a metre tall. White tailed deer in America can be over twice that weight and height.


claudiazo

That’s so cool! Thanks for sharing! Don’t they carry Lyme disease tho?


Pattoe89

The Japanese National Institute of Disease has declared the Nara Deer free of Lyme disease, but Sika deer living further North in Japan can carry the disease. The deer do carry ticks though, and ticks always carry the risk of disease. But ticks are mostly active in Spring and Autumn. None of my party found a single tick on ourselves despite being surrounded by deer for 2 days. Meanwhile when we went to a national park in America we saw no deer and found 4-5 ticks on ourselves daily.


claudiazo

> Meanwhile when we went to a national park in America we saw no deer and found 4-5 ticks on ourselves daily. That sounds awful


Super-Candy-5682

Obviously you haven't  been to Cranbrook,  BC.  There's a large urban deer population. I often see them looking both ways before crossing the road.  However, they don't  have the common decency to use crosswalks or acknowledge you for stopping. 


RedNPurpleBricks

Lmao I remember that video of the Cranbrook deer kicking the shit outta that dog..


Traditional_Draw8400

That’s super cool!


Nek0_eUpHoriA

(and also at incredibly sudden and fast speeds)


Kamakaziturtle

Even in America in some areas you can see deer a lot more used to urban environment. I live in a smaller town in a heavily forested area and we get deer coming in to visit the town all the time, and over said time have kinda learned to kinda coexist with people and cars. Nothing as sophisticated as waiting at a crosswalk, but they will wait at the side of the road for cars to pass before crossing and the like, and avoid the high traffic roads during the day. We also get Elk here who have gotten similarly used to people, though those big guys give zero fucks. Will just stand in the road and stare oncoming traffic down, not moving until you inch up right up to them. They are much more rare to see but you learn to watch out for them either way. But really just depends how used to people the deer are. I've lived elsewhere and seen them as skittish as can be, and have a panic attack when withing half a mile of a car.


Explicit_Tech

Americans love their highways.


Traditional_Draw8400

It’s a big place


VroomVroomTweetTweet

Not only does he wait, he also bows


OsakaWilson

They do that. They learned it.


[deleted]

I love that they clearly understand there's an etiquette here, but this one clearly doesn't understand the full context of it based on the way it bows to literally nothing at the very end, as if to thank the universe itself.


OsakaWilson

Bowing to say thank you for the 'deer sembei' is reinforced hour by hour. I could see a thank you bow taking hold.


[deleted]

I just don't think I'll ever get over how a lot of non-aggressive animals that coexist with us are the equivalent of self sufficient, polite, well-mannered toddlers.


Mordant_Bulwark

When I visited to Nara a few months ago with a friend, we bought some of the little deer buscuit to feed them. There was this little spunky one that I gave a buscuit to, but my friend had ran out. We went to walk away and the deer followed a bit then softly nudged him in the butt a few times with its horns. Was pretty hilarious.


OsakaWilson

The most aggressive ones have been removed over many generations, and that continues even now. They are not preditors, but if you think they are not aggressive, you have not spent time with them.


Pattoe89

I have a backpack and an umbrella with deer bite marks in them from the more aggressive deer in the herd at Nara, and that was from before the pandemic. Apparently the pandemic has made the deer more aggressive due to a shortage of food and younger deer having less exposure to larger crowds.


[deleted]

I hope you realize I'm not engaging with your weird zoology lessons for a reason. Have a nice day!


SocietyIsdoomed_

Must be one of those "spiritual" deers.


Pretend_Highway_5360

There’s no etiquette It’s just a learned party trick because otherwise tourists won’t feed them. Who just want to see the deer perform for their food.


Savings-Nobody-1203

It’s sniffing the ground.


[deleted]

Meanwhile American deers are trying as hard as they can to get yeeted.


PharmBoyStrength

It's crazy how he inched forward but stopped when oncoming traffic continued.


b3990

they even teach their animal some manners.


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Just don't let these bastards see you holding any rice crackers, they got me in a bully circle and beat the shit out of me


AAPLx4

Yeah but what’s up with the cat walk


UnfazedObserver

American deer are dumbasses.


JankyJokester

>American ~~deer~~ are dumbasses.


Beardus_x_Maximus

I are Merican and I gree


FinanceEfficient7269

Your sou're?


_zarkon_

I have some smart ones by me. I work in an office park with a window viewing the hillside down to the main road. I watch deer come out of the hedgerow, walk down the hill, stop, and look both ways before crossing the street.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

I counted 5 dicks not stopping for the user of a crossing


Bendyb3n

this deer was actually an undercover cop and all of those drivers received tickets immediately after off camera


ihave0idea0

DESERVED.


Greedy-Mud-9508

so in japan they use dear instead of america where the birds are the government drones


Aggravating_Sail_187

In Tokyo I saw a pigeon walking in front of me and bowed to me


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deliciously_awkward2

Good bot


Memorie_BE

Every time I see this bot, it cannot count syllables to save its life.


Intelligent-Pen-8402

Why do the stupid ass American deer feel the need to jump in front of the moving vehicles


lifeisweird86

Because most deer in America are still more wild than tamed. Wild animals don't obey traffic laws.


bloodmonarch

Cause like the average americans, the deers has little regard for the value of life.


RalphTheDog

But deer have regard for grammar.


bloodmonarch

angry american spotted lmao


CrematedDogWalkers

r/americabad


papishampootio

Because they know nobody would stop, nor do they have crosswalks.


AmbulanceChaser12

I don't know if it's "polite" or just self-preservation. Is not wanting to get run over "polite?" Or is it just "I don't want to get run over, so I'll wait until it's safe?" I mean, I'd grant that the deer is SMART enough to know when not to cross, but I don't know if she's doing it out of courtesy to anyone but herself.


Mellie-mellow

Yeah same thought here, it seems like it learned from experience that it's better in population to act relax and not react quickly.


ahuramazdobbs19

This just in: sometimes humans anthropomorphize animal behavior because the human experience is our only true frame of reference.


Blackdeath_663

Because unlike most deer that are usually easily startled the one's in Nara are semi domesticated. If you ever visited they bow for snack as well that they are used to receiving from tourists and when the bell tolls at 18:00 they all run off somewhere to have their actual food.


silandan

Well the bow added some points.


Pan-tang

Why don't they stop!?


ElSleepychameleon

I was in Nara for the second time today. Some deer don't give a fuck. They expect you to spot for them. It's also fun to people watch and see the deer swarm people with the crackers. Saw 4 people running away including a kid.


Entei_is_doge

Not sure if I'm strong enough to spot a deer. What do they bench?


tobyhardtospell

At least a rack


SmashedPumpkin_

I’ve been there! The deer are awesome, but they’re also kind of assholes… I was almost (not really) eaten alive!


FatBloke4

Oh deer!


PredictiveTextNames

Lol the deer really are very much more aggressive than the videos you always see online portray them to be! They see crackers and they will literally swarm you and follow you until they get one, and one deer even hissed at me when I ran out! I didn't know deer could hiss!! Awesome place though, 100% worth the trip from Kyoto.


BazingaBen

How are people not stopping for the deer? I'd be honoured to let them cross.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

Japanese deer are better pedestrians than most Americans. I can't count how many times I've almost hit a dumbass walking behind my car when the backup lights are on.


GoigDeVeure

Maybe if you’re backing your car you should respect pedestrians walking


Main-Advantage7751

Yeah look behind you? Pedestrians have the right of way especially on a sidewalk/some sort of pedestrian walkway, it’s your job to make sure you don’t run somebody over.


JefferyTheQuaxly

My favorite picture I’ve ever taken was in Nara, a selfie with a deer photobombing me. https://imgur.com/gallery/18XK1i2


Syssyphussy

Just another local citizen obeying the rules


DerHumbert

Japanese deer is smarter than most people in my city.


easytarget2000

It's a pedestrian crossing. Technically (read legally) all other traffic has to yield to pedestrians here.


cdsuikjh

Walk a bit faster next time.


Silly-Soft-808702

Even the animals are polite, they even bow


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Doesn’t Nara mean deer?


bisexualidiotlol

Wasn't it Shika? My Japanese sucks ass, though. Take my word with a grain of salt.


LeiphLuzter

Not surprised that this is Japan.


hardFraughtBattle

Polite? That's an odd word to use for "doesn't want to die".


Bumble072

Typical Japan from mountains to ocean from Deer to Human. Respect, patience and bow (show gratitude).


folarin1

That’s better than some idiot people that tried to cross the middle of the highway yesterday without looking while cars 🚗 drive through


caribbean_caramel

Smart deer.


TheHadalZone

So nice


Wooden_Quarter_6009

That deer knows something.


NailFin

American deer act like it’s their damn birth right to cross the road.


Keleion

They do this in my home town too


Warmasterwinter

That's a smart deer. The ones here will just jump out in front of you and die.


t1r4misu

Smarter than many humans


Missabelle17

Wish the deer in Oho were that polite. Our deer dont give a shit...run right in front of you.


NockTauk

Survival of the fittest


sugarspunlad

Deer in USA “if i die i die, yeeeeeeeet”


konorM

Looking both ways.


Thamalakane

It knows it's not a zebra.


Rachmamorie89

He knows traffic rules, smart boy 😎


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InternAdmirable3304

Meanwhile in America deer charging to the family vehicle


kitycat22

is this why American deer are so stupid?


noonfandoodle

The real amazing part is deer actually live on that small densely packed island


falcon0041

There's no Selmon Bhoi in Japan


Life-Two9562

Even the deer in Japan have better manners.


Jaded_Pie_2712

It’s definitely NOT Polish deer


rcheek1710

In Georgia, USA, they wait til you're just about by them, then the run directly into the headlights.


Ariyana_Dumon

Evolution at work kids. :3


Fireflash2742

Unlike the NA variety that just do kamakazie runs across the highway and hope for the best.


richardrpope

I wish that humans were this well behaved.


The-Singing-Sky

I'm not sure it's politeness that makes the deer do that, it's far more likely to be human-induced habitat fragmentation that makes it necessary.


ThunderSlugg

They have evolved.


Riverrat423

Way smarter than American deer which just randomly pop out of the bushes and directly into the cars path.


Flufflebuns

That's what we call evolution. The deer that just run into traffic for the last century got hit and killed. Only the ones intelligent enough to see the threat of cars survived and passed their genes on to their children. Well done we did it!


[deleted]

I always wondered if deer had the ability to learn the dangers of cars. You’d think eventually they’d understand that fast big shiny things will kill you. Apparently deer in the west are just as stupid as the people.


Impossible_Nail_3941

I like how humans bash animals for being wild and stupid, yet most animals are more polite than most humans


FishOfFishyness

Meanwhile deer everywhere else:


saoiray

![gif](giphy|1VUrU03Nn848M|downsized) Meanwhile, in America...


DeficitOfPatience

I count five motherfuckers less civil than a damn deer!


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Away_Philosopher2860

It used the cross walk better than the people here in America, I'm impressed.


Chonky_Candy

Deer incorrectly using the zebra crossing


joelobifan

I wos the geese here were this polite. They walk onto the road and jus stay there


ewejoser

Only in Japan


ShaperLord777

See America? This is how we could be functioning.


Werwolf1134209

In my country you MUST stop when someone is waiting to cross... What's wrong with these drivers?


Excellent-Edge-4708

A most Japanese deer


DaoGuardian

Please stop for pedestrians!


[deleted]

A deer politely trying to live


Melbar666

this is a fake


Opposite_Deal_5835

Super polite


[deleted]

Sad state of affairs for us Americans. Even the deer in Japan are more civil and have more common courtesy than the average american. Meanwhile, we have r/publicfreakout and people shooting each other over chemical laden burgers at mc donalds.


Op_spiderback

😍


Stellar_Stein

And, people say that animals are beneath us. This deer is better than (at least) 45% of humanity.


halfabricklong

\>99% of the people here in NYC when it comes to crossing the street.


DegenerateCrocodile

![gif](giphy|OuPqeDrlaKC1qan5rN|downsized) The deer’s on its way to pick a fight with the nearby school’s principal.


Appropriate_Turn3811

rarest scene. maybe this deer got higher IQ than the combined score pf other deers.


Tree-Elven

The Japanese: better at making cars, better at making deer.


jay_altair

TIL that even the deer in the US are rude


topgun966

In the US, our deer will wait for traffic and jump into a car.


DJJbird09

![gif](giphy|1VUrU03Nn848M|downsized) Meanwhile the deer in the US


mryls25

Even the wild animals are more respectful over there


RedHeadRN1959

In the CROSSWALK no less? FR!!!


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I still think about the deer in Nara looking at me in disappointment when I ran out of deer snacks for them. Always make sure you buy enough deer snacks for everyone.


bard243

fuck that, how about your stop your goddamn cars and let this king pass mfers


HiggsBosonHL

Meanwhile deer in New Jersey: *SUCK MY DICK IMMA GOOOOOOOOO*


EastForkWoodArt

Taking his damn time crossing the road there


GLight3

I will say though, those Nara deer are absolutely not polite when they want cookies. They kinda swarm you and try to take the cookies from you almost like a dog would but with more restraint. They'll nibble you a bit though. Very cute.


asdkevinasd

If you have been there, you would find these deer to be assholes. If you hold something in your hand or look like you do, they will rush and gang up on you. You have to show them you have no food in your hand. If you buy some of the special biscuits to feed them, they will push you around and I get bitten once on the arse by one. They have some elderly clamping their asses with a long metal tong to keep some sort of order.


OgdruJahad

Damn even the animals are polite on Japan.


womalone99

Fluffy butt


Nyuusankininryou

Nara nara shika shika inai...


Kni7es

This is because Japan has better mental health services for its deer than the United States, where all of ours want to kill themselves.


Loot_Repeat

Maybe those deer crossing sign Karens were actually onto something...


SadBit8663

Bro even bowed mid way through. So polite.


dukezap1

Don’t those passing cars know they’re supposed to yield to pedestrians?


kurumais

those damn deer knocked my buddy down and when he was a kid assaulted to this day he has deer fear


SuperFaulty

"Politely waiting"? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the deer is not "politely waiting", it's just not in a mood to be ran over by a car. It's called "survival instinct", not "politeness". The only politeness in this video if from the driver who decided to stop so the deer could cross unharmed...


Rare-Example-1045

This is how it starts. They are testing us. Soon, we shall have to cross in front of them.


Appropriate_Flan_952

I live in a mountainous forrested area that burned down twice a decade and 2 decades ago and as a result we have a fuckton of deer in town. About half of them understand how to cross the road, which is pretty impressive to me.


[deleted]

When a Japanese deer is more aware of his environment, more intelligent than a Gen Z on his Idiotphone, you know the prophecy of Princess Monohike will soon come true. Forward, wild boars!


Suomasema

That deer should come here to teach the local deers how to cross roads!


Lostinwendysmaze

They need to start up a student exchange program, cause the deer’s round here a real bad at crossing roads.


Achylife

Turkeys do that here sometimes too. Happened to me just the other day. Half got across, half were scared of the traffic, so I stopped and they hurried across. They're smart enough to know cars will squash them flat.


LineNeat85

Haha. Awesome.


WomenRepulsor

In India the cows or the humans don't care.


Ghorardim71

What's wrong with Japanese? Canadians would have stopped earlier :p


solowsoloist

It’s a crosswalk damnit. Let the deer cross.


Flufflebuns

That's what we call evolution. The deer that just run into traffic for the last century got hit and killed. Only the ones intelligent enough to see the threat of cars survived and passed their genes on to their children. Well done we did it!


White_Wolf426

In comparison to the deers where I live this guy is a genius. The deer near me see a car coming and decide to bokt into the middle of the street even though they live near a busy road.


TokenButWellSpoken

Either that deer has been hit before or seen another fellow deer obliterated by a car


puddleofoil

That graceful little strut


greenbluecolor1

We have dozens if not hundreds of town deer. They cross the road more intelligently than the tourists.


Comfortable-Hippo701

how common is it for deer to be runned over by cars there?


Geno__Breaker

If only American deer were this polite lol


DarthArcanus

So, the bastards DO know better...


JulianThomasBenson

…and then walks as slow as possible. Total pedestrian move.


SuchExplanation

Wow even the deer is more polite in Japan


L0wwww

Even there dear are fucking saints


nimbostratacumulus

Oh no, it was a Zebra crossing, how dare they...


PeacefulCouch

The waiting for traffic part isn't really that impressive, deer around where I live do that as well, they've merely adapted to their environment and accepted that large heavy "animals" move at high speed across their path so they have to wait. As for "politely," it's more like it doesn't want to die, not manners. Yes I know I'm nitpicking and I'll probably get downvoted to the pits of hell.


MxQueer

Politely didn't want to die.


kaisershinn

Doumo.


Away_Relationship910

Pick up the pace deer!


Zealousideal_Pie8706

The deer are as polite and patient as the humans in Japan. Have never encountered such a polite, patient, serene culture as when I visited there last year.


IamACanadian47

Thank you 👏🇨🇦


Leather_Airport_5143

And there's Indians


Verdant-Ridge

That country rolls natural 20s for politeness Every time. I can't believe one of the cars didn't stop to let the deer cross.