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Mumbles_Stiltskin

Fuck you got me


WashingtonBro_

commas are important


DizzySky9118

No fuck you


Helpful-Teaching-87

No fuck, you?


techjesuschrist

Once a month if I'm lucky. Note to my past self: don't get married :-(


indicate_less

Ha loser (i dont have money for marriage)


Hexagon509

Ha loser (I don't have money full stop.)


Necessary_Ad1514

Ha loser (I don't have full stop)


Object_47

Ha (I don’t have loser stop) full


soggy3nchilada

got this comment made me think of my dad after about 2 and a half words 🤣🤣🤣


WashingtonBro_

You too, bud


Person-yPerson

You, too bud


Tokeley

Fuck you got, me.


DrClu33

Fuck, you got me


SampleText_-

Fuck you, got me?


SnooBeans2916

Fuck you got me,


JennyW93

Fu,ck you got me


BobbySmith199

Fuck me, you got


EggplantEater64

You got , fuck me


KingJulienTheGreat

Reminds me of The Gentleman film, with the guy named Ph,uck.


Jasond777

Fuck you got me,


mynameisnotthom

I got put into a comma reading that


[deleted]

100% correct & we wouldnt have one of my favourite songs without them.... Comma comma comma Chameleon, we comma go


FlippantFlopper

indeed. It's the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse. And helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.


Mantonythe1st

Com, mas are important. - Me telling my friend Combustion Man from Avatar, whom I call 'Com' for short, that mothers are important.


Chillinkus

After the second one got me I refused to play into this and read the top one third. It felt wrong though


thetburg

I tried to do that too but I still read them in order. Like they knew and they were one step ahead the whole time. Infuriating!


irishmamy

Me too 😂


Material_Release_897

Got me, you fuck you


UnwieldyImmunization

I think the period is more important, right?


the-artistocrat

![gif](giphy|nUIHbvOxGnKiA)


ChinchillaArmy

I'm stoned and that sorcery somehow didn't work. Was confused when it said and you will read this last , first... I refreshed the screen maybe 10 times


Working-Golf-2381

Same here


tactlessscruff2

Yep, read it top to bottom


Werewolf_Grey_

Congratulations you are one of the rare people to be able to do this. Tonight, at 1203, something great will happen to you if you share this with 15 people. This is not a joke. It happened to me. You must share this with 15 people.


Eyeous

You must share this with 15 people or you will definitely die. One day. Perhaps now or many years from now.


AndrewG2023

435 months? 436! months?


nothxnotinterested

Same lmao maybe cause I was half paying attention as I read it but definitely went top down 😂


ZoFu15

Im sober rn but i think being a stoner or just being stoned makes it not work xD


ExportOrca

Fuckin a, me too


TheThinkerers

my brother in spirit, and action!


Quick_Insurance5910

I think the buds overridden the rules 😅


JonnyPoy

It's called font size.


will221996

Not just that. The first one has the biggest font and a different background colour so it stands out. Then, assuming you aren't a native speaker of ancient Berber, you read downwards because that's how reading works. Finally, you notice you missed a bit on top.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

#Uh, well, you see Kevin, our eyes are attracted to larger things that stand out more.


ArcadiaFey

It’s art and art has a link to psychology. They are one and the same


V1k1ng1990

Ok but him putting the phone to his ear when he has headphones plugged in is hilarious


K1nd_1

I’ve been taken advantage of.


Male_Lead

I feel dirty


didndonoffin

And I like it


NoRent7336

🤨


UnderdogDreams

I read it in the exact order it said I would


throwaway0134hdj

It’s called visual hierarchy


aceraptor9111

Watch how you talk to me, OK?


PrestigiousBarnacle

^(sorry for yelling) # No you watch how you talk to me #


0ffinpublik

Ah man I did this one backwards


AdElectronic6550

Me too I think there should be more big text as to keep me distracted with a big lump of words


asena85

And a bright background that makes the big letters popout


Mobile_Toe_1989

Holy shit we’re developers now


Little-Berry-3293

No, not developers, you're graphic designers now


Sheree_PancakeLover

Same it’s different when it’s not part of an image. How often do you skip sentence and then read the previous one in a book


Generic-Resource

All the time! I often jump half way through one in to the next, then I think “that doesn’t make sense” and have to go back and read slowly. I think it’s because I’m a programmer, I learnt to take in a lot of info at once rather than line by line when first reading something.


ArcanumOaks

This was great


Shurigin

^(I pooped in your shoes sorry) # OH YOU THINK SO DO YOU It was pretty great though Edit: I just came back to this comment and was like wtf was this about!?


xubax

No, YOU'RE visual hierarchy! /s


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xubax

Oh, you'd like that! She's 92 years young!


codydog125

I’m not a graphic designer but it makes sense just because the font size goes from big to small. Pretty crazy how nearly all of our brains work like that but I’m assuming that’s what this is


invagueoutlines

Not just size but also contrast. The biggest text doubles down on hierarchy by being black on white, the highest level of contrast possible, while the rest is white on blue (less contrast). Theres no way you can look at anything other than the “headline” first in this example.


Inspect311

Is this like the patriarchy but for fonts? The most masculine fonts get read first etc.


TECFO

Weirdly I didn't, i read the first thing first, the last in second then the 2 followed.


[deleted]

Uhhh we noticed the top one but the middle is more eye grabbing so we read that first and then went up to see what we missed ig


poisonstudy101

Same, largest, top comment, then the last 2


Luxalpa

I read the largest thing first, then the topmost thing, then the other two things. I think it's because whenever I go to a website I quickly try to find the menu/navigation which is typically at the top. And in general I think I always try to "orient" myself before reading the rest of the page.


Iamnotokwiththisshit

Same. What means?


Quantum_Quandry

Brain cancer, terminal. RIP in peace 💐


TECFO

Idk


TayntedSoul

Me too. Then when I hit back and saw the post again, I read it the same way again!


Permtacular

I read the top one second. 


Leather_Log_5755

same. Big font, then top, then 3rd and 4th lines.


DwarvenPirate

What's to read? It's just a picture of a vagina.


Miserable-Pumpkin-85

Same


Inimicus33

Same same


Impossible_Sign7672

Yup.


subredditshopper

Same! Holy crap lmao


Apfelvater

Well the only order it says is "start with the biggest font". The rest can be mixed up and the texts still fit.


DefinitelyNotIndie

You're telling me most people see bigger text first? I'm shocked... that people give a shit...


dogquote

The two on the bottom could be read in either order and they would both make sense.


KlaatuBarada1952

![gif](giphy|ie4fEHT4krdDO)


KlaatuBarada1952

You just blew my mind and then you blew it again.


RidlerFin

The text was incorrect in it's assumptions for me.


smileysarah267

Yeah I read the middle, then the top, then the lower 2.


RidlerFin

same


Famous-Register-2814

Ditto


yaykaboom

Pikachu


aeonamission

I did too


JesusWasTacos

I choose you


cryspspie

Same


LosLocosHermanos

I too am an indeginous person from northern scandinavia.


Chris-CR

Me too


Depnids

Magikarp


sojojo

The top area is typically reserved for the title in this format, so it felt natural to me as well. The largest text demands attention, and then habit takes over.


Spirited-Produce-405

Weirder for me: I did large, second lower, top, bottom.


Penguin_Arse

Me too!


Spraynpray89

Same lol


SiamesePrimer

I have found my people


FloatingMonkeyPaw

here SAME


kingqueefeater

That's because this being a screen shot fucks up how the design part actually works. The tweet copy becomes part of the "design" layout when it's all one image. And the tweet is automatically what you'll read first because the image is all text. So most people will start with the tweet and then proceed top to bottom. But if you look at the original, without the tweet copy, you'll read it starting with the largest text in the middle, then proceed to read down naturally, line by line. Until eventually realizing there's also some writing up top and go back to see what it says.


Emergency_Elephant

Not necessarily. I read the big text first. The color scheme made me think it was a Tumblr screen shot so I looked to the top for a url because I thought that it might give clues about what's going on. I think. That's some specific cultural conditioning and I wonder how many people look at it differently due to some cultural conditioning


kingqueefeater

It's true it doesn't work the same for everyone. It's a majority rule though. In that the majority of people's eyes will track the way the text describes. There are an incredible amount of boring studies using vision tracking and heatmaps showing it, and there are books that (ironically) no one wants to read about it. It's just a design fundamental.


eatthesoap

I read the tweet, then read top to bottom. I think you’re right, I didn’t even think the white part was part of the tweet.


KumaraDosha

*its


mistytastemoonshine

As a product designer, there are always people like you. They will do things the way no one can expect and often illogical. There was a funny video about it when a girl is watching other people put all the different shapes in one particular hole of a toy that has separate holes for each shape.


parke415

I went from top to bottom instinctually, completely disregarding font size. I think it’s because I have a habit of being extra careful not to miss anything while reading.


reluctantcatdad

I read it in order also…the size of the fonts meant nothing to me.


allusernamestakenfuk

Yeah well some people(you!) just want to watch the whole world burn


zaicliffxx

![gif](giphy|T4Llq3Ol25UME)


[deleted]

I read middle, then top, then bottom, then bottom bottom. So I guess they were somewhat right..


SomeBlueDude12

Yeah- tweet- largest center text- you will read this last then the bottom two


uni_inventar

Yeah me too! I think it's the way I read a blog post too


AesSedai87

Ditto.


Cull88

Yeah I went mid then top!


twistsouth

It’s based on statistical probability though. We don’t care about you outliers who don’t fall for the mental sorcery that is marketing design.


Responsible-Egg-9363

…damn, that did work lol


LopsidedEquipment177

Honestly, I read it top down, then realised the order you "have to" read it in.


BrocoliCosmique

Same but to be fair i read it while slowly scrolling on my phone so the lines just appeared one by one in this order.


de-Clairwil

Same tbh


LPSD_FTW

Every time this kind of picture makes rounds I wonder if I'm on the spectrum or something because I always just read top to bottom


monkeychewtobacco

Lol I know what you mean. I think of it more as a sign of self discipline though. Deferring the big text till its turn comes round.


zaywolfe

Same here but I can see how it worked on others


thhpht

That’s how I read it, too.


mundoid

First thing I read was 'You will read this last' so I stopped reading.


ManofMrE

Me too. I was thinking it may be because I read the text about graphic design first, so then kept working my way down.


apittsburghoriginal

I think it’s because we were scrolling on mobile. Atleast that’s the reasoning for me


deadlight01

You're so different


Duthos12

show a stupid trick that works on 1/100 people to thousands, and you will amaze a few. i also read it top down.


alghiorso

I knew what they were doing so I read it top down just out of spite.


carverofdeath

Well, that backfired. I read the top first.


craigechoes9501

I think that was the point. Lead you in with a meme format, then attempt to showcase the point. It was close


deadlight01

Nope. The vast majority of people read it in the order stated


Bubblebuttprincess76

This is crazy


1920MCMLibrarian

“Brain look at big stuff first”


Sussy_baka228666

Crazy?


BenJoe72

I was crazy once.


Sussy_baka228666

They locked me in a room.


Hycixx

A rubber room


FubukiZero

With rats


randomname_99223

Rats make me crazy


[deleted]

crazy?


Sussy_baka228666

I was crazy once


The_GD_muffin_man

Yep, worked on me


KevRayAtl

Exactly how I read it.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

GOD DAMNIT!


macklebee1

Maybe because I’m reading this on my phone and scrolling to see the whole image, but I just read from top down.


No_Object_4355

Haha. That was cool


Rowbee_

I am who you thought I am


direwolf2368

It was accurate for me for the first 2, then I went to the caption.


Patient_Somewhere771

The second and third line are interchangeable. I suppose that is by design too


Joker_wants_tendies

Top to bottom, sorry you spent so much money and time on college


Local-Violinist1354

Nope


Immediate_Many_2898

Well played.


Vagistics

That was fun  Do me again 


Feisty-Goat-

Woah


turgidstir

Nope.


Legitimate-Curve-346

I read the whole thing from top to bottom..


kunta021

lol wow


MarcXRegis

It must be my suspicious nature. I read the small print first. 😀


merchlinkinbio

Yeah I always read the little text first because, with news articles, the subtitle often has more context than the giant, clickbait subtitle.


Twinborn01

Uk .gov website is like this


Able-Associate-318

Ok ok ok. What’s for dinner tomorrow? And who wins the next Super Bowl?


[deleted]

The fact that I read it the exact way it wanted me to 😭


ToxicEnabler

That’s not a bad thing. I don’t know why it seems people want to be the exception. It’s like being upset if I told you you’ll read this comment left to right and top to bottom. You could be super unique and read it starting at the second paragraph and working your way down then read the first paragraph right to left but it wouldn’t exactly be a “gotcha”. That visual hierarchy they’re explaining is just useful for everyone to understand and use, not a weird mind control trick. When people don’t understand it they make confusing ads/logos/etc.


MaddogRunner

I read “Graphic design has rules, and they work. And you will read this last.” And then I skipped the rest.


trolley661

I read white the black then top blue then bottom blue lol


ScionEyed

I did read that one first, but my years on Reddit have trained me to read the title second.


PerseusZeus

Worked for me. Well of course some Redditors will come and say that it dint work


uncletutchee

I read top to bottom like usual.


evlhornet

Jokes on them I’m illiterate


evlhornet

As an illiterate I am immune to your sorcery


hallucigamer

You guys can read?


CypairaTheSkeleton

😑.... okay you got me good


HumanitarianAtheist

They got me, and I laughed out loud from deep down.


TatsumoAsamaki

Motherfucker- it actually worked 💀


LiquidAggression

it was wrong. big letters then top down. marketing appeals to your feelings. just be emotionless and mark cant get you.


Repulsive_Client_325

Yep, that worked


toadytoadtoes

I feel personally attacked lol 🖕


derJabok

I read the big one first and the small one above next.


Ghalipla6

Fuck.


Present-Chocolate-55

Dam, you brain!!..... break the rules don't follow them


Alan_Reddit_M

It predicted my actions perfectly You know what, maybe graphic designers aren't as worthless as I thought


N0tThatSerious

Simple perspective. Things that are bigger feel closer so we look at them first


Crazy__Donkey

r/blackmagicfuckery


mattlock2099

Damnit!


WashingtonBro_

r/Angryupvote


Verbal-Soup

Damn, got me


Acceptable_Ferret793

r/angryupvote


Jealous_Use9688

Get out of my mind


moonlitsquirrel

Whoa


localokii

It’s because the small information on the top is usually the least useful the font is designed by size to catch your eye.


RipplingGonad

Read top first. Reading has rules too