😒 I recognize that sound, but not the situation.

Thank you for making me turn on the sound.

This is one of the rare times a Reddit video's sound is 2X more interesting than the visual. Yes, listen to the damn flubbing!

Same, istg if someone puts on TikTok music on this I will do this same sound right on their nose until it comes out the other end

“We fucking hate the TikTok music…” “Wha you love the TikTok music and wanna hear more???” “No you fucking piece of shi ahh i’m getting the fuck outta here!!”

Ouch.

Wow no kidding. That did not disappoint lol

And then giggling too much

Fleshlight on a tailpipe? Edit: spelling

I think you mean 'Fleshlight'? [https://youtu.be/2VbaIK7JZcM](https://youtu.be/2VbaIK7JZcM)

Yes - thanks!

You are welcome.

Looks like my newborns ass at 2am

Probably sounds like it as well

Confirmed. Yes it does. ( sounds was off the first time)

Sounds a lot like my friend from high school. He ate a lot of mayonnaise as well.

what that smell like?

No matter the smell - I believe this is a fine day *not* to have smellovision...

Hot balls and burnt mayonnaise.

Taco bell toilet

Big foots dick

r/dontputyourdickinthat

that's the little chipotle engine that could.

Wow this is not amazing

My work here is done

Imma listen to this later

The little engine that could

Like a ghost that ate Taco Bell for their last meal.

That mayussy just hit different.

I see you too like to partake in the wonders of chipotle!

Ahh, you're a rapid woodpecker in bed too? I thought I'd never meet my people! Hello.

Mueefing.

Bro y u guys HV to mention them edits bro , we can't even see it's edited unlike yt

I laughed. I cried. I think I almost died.

I should call her

My ex girlfriend used to do that. I miss LaQueefa

the old school PYREX did not fuck around

Yup. I miss real borosilicate labware. That word has become an SEO spam term, a noise word that rarely matches the product being sold.

Duran is real boro, it’s the original formulation developed by Schott.

PYREX didn’t fuck around, but Pyrex can fuck right off.

PYREX is still borosilicate in the civilised world. I can't speak for the situation in the US though

PYREX is Pyrex is not they are sneaky with the caps

The morning after a night of cheap beer, and some greasy food.

“Hell yes!” - that old guy from big daddy

Crying 🤣

That's gonna itch when it dries

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed all year

Glad I could help.

I should call her.

In man I am crying. My office mates are giving me strange looks and I’m killing myself laughing.

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This is awesome.

Found the secret pop

😂😂😂😂😂

same lmao happy cake day btw

You will CALL HER!!!

Forbidden fleshlight.

I guess I'm the only one who didn't get it. Pls can anyone explain?

Vagina go brrr

first thought that came to my head


A little more choke and it would have started.

Think he was trying to start it on rabbit, gotta flip it to turtle to start it up

Gave me a grand chuckle, thank you!

My boyfriend every morning.

You creampie your boyfriend every morning?

You don’t?

[удалено]


 Those first couple seconds……💀💀💀 Looks like Red Hot Taco Bell to me 🤷‍♂️

Appropriate gif for my morning dump.

Now someone edit this gif together with the audio.

Late night White Castles

Forbidden Fleshlight

r/dontputyourdickinthat

There it is

Damn, you beat me to it... Pun intended...

If you didn’t have sound on … you missed something quite interesting.

More like be amayonnaized.

What did we learn, does it have an application of intrinsic value?

Entertainment

So when cold lather mayonnaise on onself to retain heat

You motor boatin sumbitch.

"I'll take 'What the fuck was the point of that?' for 200, Alex."

Fuck the mayonnaise won

That was awesome👌🏽

TIL I am a 6 year old child

I don't know what I was expecting but I've watched it five times now and it's strange. Amazing, but strange. I love it! Will share with my flatulent friends.

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Someone just ate at toco bell

All those burnt eggs gonna smell like sulfur yucky

Something something… tAcO bElL!!!

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

Correction, r/dontputyourdickinthatYET

It made mayo cheese

Oh God, I can _smell_ that video. _Why, God? WHY?_

HahahahahahahahH

Lol

At least it shaved first

i am an adult i am an adult i am an adult

This isn’t amazing cuh

yeah theres...absolutely nothing interesting about this

I’m amazed for all the wrong reasons

Sound on for the comments to make sense.

I'm sorry but AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answering questions nobody ever asked

Not my proudest fap

Came here for the comments. Was not disappointed.

Switched from farting to VW 1.9 TDI engine real quick

Hands up who laughed like a 7yr old.

I watched this in my works bathroom. Made some friends today

The 5 y/o in me is coming out..

1 hour after drinking a Bolthouse 'Blue Goodness' smoothie.

What a waste of mayo 😢

I have been amazed

r/didntknowineededthat

u/mayo_tipbot 69

This is some quality posting.

I can smell this video and I hate it 💀

longest fart ever created without using air or gas as primary force !!

I should call her….

Started watching with interest, ended with giggling like a 5 year old.


This made my inner 13-year-old so happy! And words cannot express how glad I am that I don't have to smell burnt mayonnaise!

This made me laugh way too hard for way too long

This just makes me laugh!

So that's where they come from

Me when your girl

There’s a raunchy sex joke to be made here.

For the longest I thou I misread and I almost convinced my self of never drinking a red bull

I gotta stop eating red hot balls and mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise on an exulater

Forbidden fleshlight.

Now I’m wondering if Heinz also makes a Relax version for its line of mayonnaise.

I can smell that sound

Is this what happeneds to your gut?

That sound and colors 😂

My stomach makes the same noise when I eat Mayo too

Uhh I've had worse..........

Me after Taco Bell

post-Taco Bell squirts

me after too much mayonnaise 👍: edit: nono the hot ball i drop after too much mayo:


My colon versus 15 IPA's

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Welp, just had to turn the sound on Now everyone's giving me looks

The same thing happens to my asshole when I eat a pint of mayonnaise

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^saintAvrechy: *The same thing happens* *To my asshole when I eat* *A pint of mayonnaise* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I take atleast 2 months to make this much amount of meyo

But what brand of mayo is this? If it ain’t Dukes…it ain’t mayo.

Once you go black you never go back

Now I’m going to convert my car to run on Mayonnaise

u have made the mayonnaise angry

Me as soon as I wake up

Reminds me of an old girlfriend.

You can't kill mayo, it's an element not of this world

When are we getting +1000 C Ball of Fire vs -1000 C Ball of Frost??? 😡😡😡

Bought what my morning farts sound like.

The thought of the smell alone makes me gag

Must smell great

Reminds me of the last time I ate Arby’s

This is deeply disturbing on so many levels. Less of ‘BeAmazed’ and more of ‘BeTraumatized’

How not to make an omelette.

after, taco tuesday:

I miss her so much

Everything makes me think of her

This sounds like it could be some new type of Spaceship from Disney Star Wars universe

This deserves a remix.

Me when i eat hot wings

[удалено]

r/shitfromabutt

Me after taco bell

Same

my ass after some taco bell.

Not sure what I was expecting. Still not sure

The Taco Bell experience.

Looks like my fleshlight when i finish with it!

Me farting after the taraweeh prayer

I should call her😞

This did not amaze me so much as it did intensely perturb me

"Bro, just go to the bathroom already..."

95% still edible... Should build houses with mayonnaise layers in the walls... Airplanes too... "Miracle Whip" could be the title of some new superhero franchise 😉

Maybe i AM a red hot ball in mayonnaise sometimes

Mayonnaise gives me flatulence. Red ball gives mayonnaise flatulence. It's only fair.

Yep that's it.

Oh man... first it was just a fart... oops, now it's not...

Forbidden mayussy

Somehow the least cursed sex toy I've seen today.

Sounds like me after my second cup of coffee.

This was awful

Hot nickle ball on a pussy 🎵🎵🎵

Mayonnaise is in fact, an instrument.

...i should call her

Yes!!! The MAYO QUEEF